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Friday Humor: Hitler Realizes He Was Short Swiss Francs
"...I wish to remain alone with the account manager, the risk manager, the fundamental analyst, and the technical analyst... we were using only 20x leverage and you tell me it's all gone!!"
"I will never trust a central banker again in my life"
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Go ahead & admit it! You knew this was coming!
Oh YES!!!
I'll be the first to say it was FUNNY! Thx Tylers. I needed sumpin funny on a Friday nite [Holy hell that was funny as s###]!
These never stop being funny WHEN integrated with a good topic.
this video is older than the internet, retire it plez.
Here ya go, make a better one
Make your own Hitler videohttp://downfall.jfedor.org/
Hitler always hated Jewish-controlled central banks. He even had a secret agreement with Stalin to fight them.
It appears that Hitler, I mean his origional advisers, were well ahead of their time although he himself was very poorly educated.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jud_S%C3%BC%C3%9F_%281940_film%29
Yes, he hated central bankers. I am not anti semitic but I have seen the movie. Replace jews with central bankers (zionists) and it's spot on. Do not take this post wrong. Watch the movie! And yes, I understand it is/was propaganda.
"Joseph Suss Oppenheimer"
Wiki: As a financial advisor for Duke Karl Alexander, Duke of Württemberg, he also gained a prominent position as a court Jew and held the reins of the finances in his duchy. It was alleged that he debased the currency, seized and sold off the property of manufacturers who were declared bankrupt, tripled the "wealth tax," levied a tax on foreigners visiting the duchy, sold monopolies on coffee, beer, and tobacco to foreign companies, introduced lotteries, sold government posts to the highest bidder, and corrupted the judicial system. As a result, he gained a number of enemies, especially in the duchy's "Catholic party." [2]
When his protector, Karl Alexander, suddenly died on March 12, 1737, Oppenheimer was arrested and accused of various crimes, including fraud, embezzlement, treason, lecherous relations with the court ladies and accepting bribes.[citation needed] The Jewish community tried unsuccessfully to ransom him.[3]
After a heavily publicized trial, he was sentenced to death. When his jailers ask that he convert to Christianity, he refused.
Oppenheimer's executionJoseph Süß Oppenheimer was led to the gallows on February 4, 1738, and given a final chance to convert to Christianity, which he refused to do.
"seized and sold off the property of manufacturers, who were THEN declared bankrupt"
this is the very essence of anti-semitism. you take one jew who did something and you say all jews are like this.
there were chrisitian and non-jewish people that did bad things, how about john law. but you don't see many posts on zh about stuff like that. and why is that?
over the years i've seen a persistent increase in anti-semitic posts on zh. it doesn't bother me. i'm not going to say some jews aren't just greedy fuckers and that new york, being the center of money banks in new york and the center of american jewery isn't in many ways defined by the 'stock market jew'. oh yes, please enlighten me about how 'zionisits' use the old 'antisemtism' trick all the time. yes i know it .and yet, that's like when black people play the black card. some do , most don't, and the fact is ---you know when they're abusing the idea of the language of victimization.
the jews , especially older generation zionists, might in fact abuse the 'race' card but realistically, that doesn't mean the issues don't some times exist and rear their head, and by that i mean tribal hatred for hatred sake of some other tribe of haters. hate is very powerful. and it is good for riling people up. the irony is that many jews don't even care about the rieligion or the jewish 'tribe' and they assimilate. anti-semties can frequently be identified by their hatred of those who assimilate and do convert to erligion or non-religion that isn't judaism., they will also refer to some people as 'crypto-jews' when they want to substitute the word 'bad' with the world 'jew' ----but the person being shat on isn't actually jewish.
so yea, plenty of jews are caught up in the stock market greedy speculator world in new york. as a human, i find it destructive, as a jew i find it an unpleasant reality to deal with others of my 'group' , and as an american , i find it problematic amongst MANY problems existing where the entire countries leadership has been corrupted by lobbying beyond all recognition. how do you reform a political system beyond the pale , and if you cannot really reform it, WHAT DO YOU DO?
i'm not going to begrudge you anti-semites who focus on a jew from 1738. and who want to blame jews for all americas problems , however-----------i am not going to start hating myself and jews either, and i'm not going to roll over for you fuckers who literally do look forward to a future where you think you can roll up and just blood let people because they say they are 'jewish'. because the reality is that a lot of you folks just think bloodletting will solve all your problems and then you can be the next set of oligarchs same as the old set of oligarchs.
not going to happen.
aint gonna happen.
"this is the very essence of anti-semitism. you take one jew who did something and you say all jews are like this."
I concur with the "Racism/Hate Bias" Part. What needs to be done is to smite Usurious, Lawbreaking Scum whenever they show themselves in their Acts. It is difficult to be objective at times, when we see certain groups engage in this Crap and get away with it for quite a while - in addition to Cult Monkeys(whose Ideologies call for their misbehavior), I've seen at least a half-dozen Ethnic/Race/Foreign based groups enagaged in some sort of racket here in LA.
You know, the original movie Downfall was pretty damn good, too.
I swear I was thinking just a couple days ago, "I haven't seen a Hitler video in a long time..."
Adolph would fit right in with Lloyd and Jamie.
Three peas in a pod.
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http://www.wsj.com/articles/julius-baer-buys-bank-leumis-swiss-private-b...
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4606739,00.html
http://www.reuters.com/finance/stocks/overview?symbol=BAER.VX
That whole scene kinda reminded me of the weekly sales meetings with Dick Fuld back in 2006.
Sigh! Those were the good old days. ..
Hmmm... My knee JERK response is to say 'I'm sure DICK agrees with you'... Whatever that's supposed to fucking mean...
Dick as in "Dickless Cheney"?
The 160lb gorilla in the room!
"Don't worry I went short". That is a classic.
Wait till he finds that Soros got out.
Oh Tyler...I can't believe how funny this is?
You are a real talent. Where do you get your ideas from?
Hilarious!! I need to change my Depends!!!!
Adolf Hitler, the Roman Catholic who slaughtered 5 million people always
makes for such sophisticated levity!!! Tyler you are such a talent!
Please ...you need to get on stage! This stuff is beyond creative.
How do you do it???
Are you seriously that fucking dense? Or do you just play like you're retarded on the internet?
Seriously, you're too dumb for a response. However I'm in a good mood. Now go upstairs and ask mommy how
to punctuate a question. Let's start with that. Are you part of the millenial generation that
was breast feed till seventeen? You see that's how to formulate a question.
Lol, you must live for hangovers...
Yeah, apparently I do. Oh, you weren't talking to me? My bad ;)
hey, wait, this is not even a joke;
just "funny" history involving several
million corpses and trillions of "dollars".
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JFK to 911 Everything Is A Rich Man's Trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Qt6a-vaNM
Dude! I'm about an hour into this. It is beyond irony to me that a British dude (by his accent) named Conolly put this forward.
He's either a genius or an idiot. He does his own narration, even though he tries to disguise such. You have a fine ear, I'm sure you hear it.
Not one in a thousand will watch this to its conclusion, but I certainly will- and thanks for the link!
Whenever I'm in doubt, I fall back on gut instinct. Hasn't failed me yet.
I watched that "JFK to 911 Everything Is A Rich Man's Trick" the other night very, very, very interesting. The historian has all the names and times it sure looks legit to me to me.
The JFK killing is just amazing. This should make you never, ever trust .gov ever again.
The history of the Bush family corruption is very thick and surprising.
I have also watched about half of the interview with the Colonel's Wife "Kay Griggs" foound here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQNitCNycKQ
Again very interesting.
You will see the next Prez a Bush. Tricks and more Tricks.
You can fool some of the People some of the time, Or Americans all the time................
old and done to death already...is sad when someone tries so hard to be funny...and fails
Not one of the best Hitler vids. This short one is funny:
"Hitler informed about Windows 10": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdORBuOdnjc
good one
Good Post. No doubt some Jews will bitch. Sooks
The temerity of those jews bitching while the Roman Catholic SS
cut the babies from their mothers stomachs while waiting in line to be sauted.
How dare they complain!!! Now go eat your cookie Roman Catholic Pedophiles
Go choke on your gefilte fish Tom!
Hitler releases his Regina Monologues.
Brillant.
They should get the Greek guy back for this.
The story goes further:
account manager, the risk manager, the fundamental analyst, and the technical analyst......
well this is only a small portion of the team.
Where is Goldman Sachs, where is Ernst&Young, Fitch, S&P?
Anyhow Kenneth Lay was a champion, and not that british agent from Austria.
Both are gone suicided.
The video hits the nail on the head @3:06 :
"Maybe it's all my fault. The CHF is a strong currency, a safe haven hell of a currency. It was obvious, 1.20 was an artificial value for EUR/CHF."
Indeed, why on earth were so many funds massively short the CHF. Was it not obvious to everyone that the CHF was spring loaded, artificially pushed down like a balloon in water, and liable to shoot up at any moment? Many commentators have been telegraphing this since day 1 of the peg. Who in their right mind would short a respected asset that inherently wants to rise?
Fractal
The financial/hedgefund wizards only needed to look at how many Swiss francs were being wasted buying depreciating Euros (to maintain the peg). Good money chases bad money until it is all bad money or it stops.
K
Hitler finds out Planck verifies WMAP:
http://youtu.be/U6_adWD5H-s
That video an't funny at all and is really older than the internet.
If you like funny Hitler videos, the original is much more "funny".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV9kyocogKo
The whole 2 life crew cenvened.