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Our Money Is On This Guy

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In this day and age, when hedge funds can no longer generate "guaranteed" returns courtesy of Gerson Lehrman or some other "expert network", when central banks are now openly failing their mandate of preserving the facade that they are invincible and will do "whatever it takes" to support the wealth effect, and where hedge funds are unable to outperform the S&P for the 6th year in a row, it seems there is no sure thing.

Wrong. Because if, gun to our head, we had to put all our money on one trader, just one individual trader, we would do it without hesitation.

The recipient? Giacomo Draghi, son of the infamous former Goldman employee who is currently in charge of the European printing press.

Because when it comes to trading European rates or CHF swaps, who better to have on your team than the son of the person who singlehandedly decides the "fair value" of every single security and market in Europe.

And speaking of sure things, we take readers back to July 2012 when we first introduced the world to young Giacomo, when we said the following:

One thing is certain: unlike various hedge funds, most recently virtually every major fund in Geneva, and even Brevan Howard, Morgan Stanley will never be implicated in Lieborgate and rate manipulation.

 

Ever.

Indeed.

 

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Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:42 | 5697281 firstdivision
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When does he launch his hedge fund?  I've got money to give him.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:45 | 5697296 cifo
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11 years on the same job without a promotion????

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:49 | 5697307 Romney Wordsworth
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look at that fucking beak!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:51 | 5697328 Four chan
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gold digger, check

nepotism check

douchebag check.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:07 | 5697370 power steering
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With a bride like that he can drop the "ED" portion of his title!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:07 | 5697375 Soul Glow
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She's dumb as fuck.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:43 | 5697503 Confused
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Actually, considering her future financial stability, I would disagree with you. 

 

Lets get back to the part about the son. Because that shit never gets old. And besides, my blood pressure could use a good boost. ;-P

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 15:18 | 5697602 Soul Glow
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So when hoardes of people are hunting down her step-father you think she will be ignored?  Her castles will be looted with the rest of them.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 16:29 | 5697825 XqWretch
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I wouldnt mind "looting" her "castle" myself

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:55 | 5697532 Antifaschistische
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with a job like that....he could have done a LOT better with his lady selection

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:06 | 5697371 power steering
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With a bride like that he can drop the "ED" portion of his title!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:53 | 5697332 Pool Shark
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It's not what you know,

It's who you know.

 

[It's a small club, and you're not in it...]

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:56 | 5697340 KnuckleDragger-X
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It's good to be king....

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:37 | 5697483 Itch
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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, lets hope it's the only apple. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 16:21 | 5697777 Banker Buster
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The girl or the guy?  I would think he would be able to do a lot better than that WT looking hoochie, given that his dad is now controlling the Euro countries.  But then again, probably not his decision, I'm sure he does exactly what dad wants him to do.  He'll be daddy's bitch to the end.  Curious what happens to his job when Mario retires...?  Please tell me where it goes, please tell me.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:49 | 5697309 kliguy38
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wow......who hit her in the nose with ugly stick

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:49 | 5697314 thamnosma
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Inbred.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:53 | 5697333 Romney Wordsworth
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they must be shoving yeast & sugar up their snoots

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:20 | 5697417 Jethro
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They'll be self-rising in warm weather

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 16:33 | 5697844 XqWretch
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Really? Guess I need to get out more. She looks pretty good to me.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 21:42 | 5698745 Matt
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The "hideousness" of no plastic surgery. How dare a woman get her picture taken without proper enhancements! Especially her own wedding!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:08 | 5697372 piceridu
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If you look real close, that's an arranged marriage.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:42 | 5697497 Silky Johnson
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You know the penis is not inserted in the nose correct? I bet her nether regions are as soft and luxurious as a nice stack of velvety unprinted Euro paper.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:49 | 5697310 thamnosma
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He's found his niche.  Lots of blow and a no-show.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:55 | 5697341 101 years and c...
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if anything, he's one guy i would never give my money to.  if he corzines your money, its never coming back and he'll never be prosecuted.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:28 | 5698244 HowdyDoody
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<-- One for the boyz
<-- One for the goys

The old two sets of accounts routine.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:49 | 5697317 Gringo Viejo
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"Leave the gun. Take the Cannolis."

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:13 | 5697390 insanelysane
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"11 years on the same job without a promotion????"

I'm sure he is well compensated.  If they promoted him to VP, people would complain about conflict of interest and insider trading but since he is just a low level trader there is no appearance of impropriety.  That's the story anyway.  Talked to daddy last night and he said that he prefers Swiss chocolate to Swedish fish but really would enjoy some Canadian bacon.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 15:15 | 5697584 Urban Redneck
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He already was a VP (see http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2012...

ZH complained about the conflict of interest

Now he just goes by Interest Rate Trader (but I can't be bothered to lookup my linkedin password to check his full profile)  

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:46 | 5697298 Aaaarghh
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another cocksucker bankster awaiting apartment window flying lessons..

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:40 | 5697488 sodbuster
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I'll pitch in for a nail gun for him and his shit stain of an old man.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:45 | 5697287 Philo Beddoe
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More people I do not give a shit about. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:45 | 5697290 maskone909
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those are some coke sniffing nostrils if ive ever seen some

 

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:48 | 5697297 AC_Doctor
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Like father like scum!  Long rope/short necks

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:47 | 5697302 thamnosma
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Ah, the next generation of the New World Order. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:47 | 5697303 silverserfer
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no conflict of interest wne you already know what the interest is going to be. "Im not conflicted. I have received my affulenza shot already. My dad says im good."  

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:49 | 5697311 spekulatn
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Well done ZH.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:51 | 5697320 pomlad5
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married his mom?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:52 | 5697322 Smegley Wanxalot
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Is that his sister he is marrying?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:52 | 5697324 Platypus
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Draghi's Jr wife is as ugly as a dragon : ) )

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:51 | 5697326 LawsofPhysics
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You think dad gave him a big "head's up"?  Another reason why nothing changes until you start executing these fucks.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:53 | 5697338 Bell's 2 hearted
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Lew gonna send an ATF team to pick him up ... until draghi senior relents?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:00 | 5697351 Inthemix96
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And still it goes on, the shit never ends because the people responsible for the mess we are in only promote their own or those that are 'Chosen', the same mindset, the same inter-breeding, the same old problems regurgitated again, and again, and again, and again....

There are no political solutions to the insurmountable problems we face.  Same as Draghis coke addicted son follows in his fathers lying footsteps.  These problems cannot be solved by the same people and the continued thoughts of those that think they were born to rule, bent by total corruption, inbreeding, horrendous drug use and psychopathy.

These people in all seriousness my ZH friends, need taking out of the equation.  These utter cunts would see you destitute and homeless before they would give up the Davos child molesting after midnight parties, and $43 hotdogs, and to put a cherry on the fucking cake, they expect you to die in the very wars they forment at such meetings like this bullshit posed as policy at Davos.

The world cannot move forward till this filth on the very fabric of humanity is removed.  These fucking in-bred swines are not even close to being human, and I will stake a fucking 1.1 trillion Euro bet on that.

Utter, nation wrecking, child molesting, common law evading Cunts.

Utter Cunts

;-

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:32 | 5697453 Inthemix96
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And on that note which I forgot to add, you fucking despicable cunts, 'Common Law' from 800 years ago this fucking year is raising its head, the people will eventually serve 'Law' as it should be right back atcha.

And this isnt a warning you cunts, I am fucking 'Telling' you.  Pass that on NSA GCHQ.

Pissed off, fucked off and sick of the fucking shit you cunts think you will get away with, because you wont you child abusing bastards.  The reckoning is building, day by day, week by week, month by month.  It, Is, Unstopable.

Common Law, and everything it means and was wrote for, is coming back.

Bank on it.

Cunts 

;-)

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 15:48 | 5697692 Romney Wordsworth
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Right On ITM96!

 

& might I say that your new avatar would make a nice album cover for a nice 70's era disco song live remix.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:03 | 5697359 Son of Captain Nemo
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The Borghese(s)... The Medici(s)... The Sforza(s)...

600 years later it's The House of Goldman Sachs!

You have sheep and then you have the shepherds...

Good news has always been that when the sheep yearn for horns and receive them the good shepherds always appear!!!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:12 | 5697389 disabledvet
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Don't know about the Goldmans but you're on to something with the other names.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:13 | 5697393 Peter Pan
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Leave the kid alone.....to have Draghi as your father may well prove to be a poison chalice in the end.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:17 | 5697398 Bunga Bunga
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Come on, everyone wants to make ends meet.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:20 | 5697408 NotApplicable
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She looks expensive. I hope he can afford her.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:21 | 5697412 mattgallis
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He really needs to work on his endorsements.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:21 | 5697415 kchrisc
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I'm starting a leveraged guillotine fund.

All participating guillotines will need to have a lever to activate the blade.

The banksters need to repay us.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:25 | 5697425 Lmo Mutton
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She is not expensive.  Put her back in the basement a few more days.

The price will come down.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:25 | 5697430 jimijon
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Handsome couple.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:27 | 5697432 deeply indebted
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I'm trying to learn French. How do you say "conflict of interest" or "insider information" in French? I'm betting it sounds romantic ;-)

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:34 | 5697462 Jethro
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Guillotine?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 15:16 | 5697596 joak
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Conflit d'intérêt, tout simplement. Et informations d'initiés. When you have access to them, it sounds romantic in any language ! 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:29 | 5697444 the not so migh...
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SATANS SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 04:22 | 5697460 highly debtful
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It's raining on the most important day of his life (so far). He's getting soaked, his fancy suit too. Why does he remind me of François Hollande on inauguration day?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:37 | 5697472 explosivo
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You'd think he could find a more attractive wife. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:37 | 5697474 Itch
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He's got his dads nose, poor bastard. He's probably nowhere near as insane though, yet. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:51 | 5697519 Billyfx
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Looks like he drinks at a solid-gold horse trough

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:56 | 5697535 acrabbe
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Let me help you guys out... he's an ED Executive Director on the desk. This is equivalent to SVP at Morgan Stanley. He'll be an MD within a few years if his daddy can manage to stay away from nail guns and commercial airliners flying out of malaysia... so yeah, keep your money on THIS GUY

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:58 | 5697541 freddymercury
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Reptilians!!!!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 15:07 | 5697567 Peter Pan
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Clearly none of us would have been at the wedding judging by the comments but hopefully this couple like all new couples will be happy. There is enough unhappiness in this world as things are at the moment, so there is no point in wishing for more unhappiness on anyone.

Down vote all you like. This was not meant to be a populist comment.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 15:08 | 5697573 all-priced-in
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They look like brother and sister.

 

 

 

Her nose would leave a bruise on my hypogastric region.  

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 16:08 | 5697756 lemarche
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Given market action in the previous weeks, he probably was nt the only one to have had his hand tipped by Daddy Draghi...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 17:40 | 5698106 Brokenarrow
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Im not sure if I hate a child molester, puppy killer, or these fucking criminals the most. My blood pressure actually goes up when I read shit like this. Trouble is? It's not made up. These men need a good throat punch for starters.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 01:03 | 5699093 Buster Cherry
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The kid has a nose.like another famous Italian liar: Pinochio.

Shit, he could nose fuck her while munching that sweet.muff.....

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 15:59 | 5700108 Heavy
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