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One is a terrorist organization, the other is America's most revered, oil-exporting ally...
Source: @MiddleEastEye
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Spot the difference? One flag is black, the other isn't. That was easy.
The central bankers like green.
The difference is one is a closet US ally and the other is out in the open.
The coconut doesn't fall far from the coconut tree...
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. Now I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $79.95 a month.
Priceless!
I'd hate to think of what would happen if everyone wanted that level of security. And the price is a nice surprise.
I fucking lol'd, I'm sharing that comment with friends.
That needs to be on bumpers and shirts.
islam has to be eradicated from earth, so, if the israelis are isis, who can blame them?
it reminded me about that post of someone's frienmd who used to umemployed but now sucks dick for 24 x 7 and makes a pittance, or something like that
and this was funnier because the guy is also using the three letter organisations to save himself a bit of money by taking advantage of their stupidity.
one of my friends lives real close to a prominent politician and has something similar with constant security.
That is the funniest shit I've read in a loooong time. I literally laughed out loud. I'm gonna have to tell that one.
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $79.95 a month.
Yeah...And I am absolutely astonished that 71 people here agree that trading your Liberty for Safety is even humorous.
And, then, trading away your Liberty for money, prostitute?
Personally I am offended...
That is not a fucking joke. That is a revelation of your own fucked up underlying attitude.
Hey man, in a world where you dont know what is true or not anymore, just make the best out of it!
I think its a hillarious idea, however if people start using it I suppose we will see ISIS and pakistani flag bans very soon. Anything that makes the dictators and SS/gestapo confused must be eliminated!
It will be a cold day in hell before I see the ISIS and Pakastani Rags wave in the breeze over America.
The problem is that you people are not taking our losses of Liberty seriously enough.
I will rather die on my feet than serve on my knees. If dying is that which it takes to make the best of it, as Liberty is the best of it, then count me in.
For Liberty's sake and I only give her my due regards.
I've Had Enough
Listen to this anthem...then live it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMDag50N8vY
It was gallows humor, Macholatte is one of us. He's just as pissed as we are at what has happened to the republic.
Hearts & minds Tom...hearts & minds ;-)
"Hey old man, You can't fool me, you can't Blackmail me"
Or something like that.
hey tom tall, lighten the fuck up. seriously serious will not work. bang that smart iq'd teacher head against the wall, most of all know you enemy...
I know many of you are not the enemy.
Perhaps I am just too damned impatient. I just want to get through this bloody mess before it is too late.
I want them to think about what they are agreeing to.
A joke is a funny way of expressing a truth.
A laugh is a physiological response, a phenomena universal to all cultures, as a reaction to the acceptance of the truth.
I just find it unacceptable thus I want them to think about what they are accepting.
Just how bad does it have to get before we act to change it, nmewn?
Keep in the fight, brother.
They know we have the power to do whatever we want, when we want and they would love nothing more than to provoke us in order "to protect society".
I'm in it till the end but we're gonna need more hearts & minds than we have now.
We do in fact need some of the ones who were fooled by all this nonsense. We need that guy who walked away from his joystick on an air base and the Snowdens, just as we need all the kiddies who were tricked (forced really) into buying someone elses parents health insurance.
They have to see it for themselves so they'll have the opportunity, the choice, their conscious decision and understand why they're being led up the gallows steps.
Or not ;-)
Black Humor is an example of what USED TO BE allowed. This comment was both hilarious and points the insurrection a-comin'.
Black Humor is an example of what USED TO BE allowed. This comment was both hilarious and points the insurrection a-comin'.
C'Mon Man! Haven't you ever heard of Gallows Humour?
lol, just lol man, GZ
+1
All-time classic.
MACHO.........PLEASE Post this as often as you want, off topic or not.
yeah but your phone is tapped, your house X-rayed, your mail read, your porn surfing monitored to save $79?
when you pay up; at least you know who's watching your wife take a shower
Don't forget to name your Wifi Node appropriately as well.
I ran into one in Santa Monica the other day named "FBI Surveillance Vehicle". Obviously not Official; and Club Fed doesn't mind. Mebbe something to match our Posted Flags should help out your "cause".
Have fun!!
Tyler hates Saudi Arabia for their freedoms.
One has beauty goat pagents : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNH7WU6swGM
One well takes the goat behind the log pile : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEEhvx4VfAs
So yep Saudi Arabia wins! They do their goats up nice first..
Wait a minute. Mitt Romney is going to run for president in 2016, instead of saving the Japan Olympics for his wifes' Ann's (14% taxation) hobby of horse dressage. All boats will sink together according to Muslim tradition.
That goat sure has a prudy mouth!
The difference is one is a closet US ally and the other is out in the open
need to add at the moment
The petro Dollar is black
and the CIA likes Black
Laundering money through the Rothschild banking system:
ISIS: Adulations
Saudi: Adulations
caught some downs, must have hit a nerve.
RedShield - One bank to Rule them All....
One makes the PetroDollar possible, and thus the Feds ability to print money and export inflation
The other makes the oligarchs and Military Industrial Complex wealthier...
I'm colorblind... This is hard! Can you please put the Israeli flag & an NFL shield column there to give this conundrum some perspective?
I can hardly wait till we become so advanced.....
Sharia Law is one cold bitch.
I found her number on a bathroom stall ;-)
I have no clue as to why the Hedgies (ever so well informed) find this at all even curious.
Both "groups of folks" (howdja like the way I got around that, with "groups of folks") are bound by a theocratic culture which with it's divine grace, proscribes such punishments for said crimes.
Duh....
Like asking if bro's from Ferguson and South Bronx have a vastly differing idea of the po-po.
Or why Maxine Water's eloquence is not felt by many to be far different from Al Sharpton's. Or Rev. Jackson's. Or Louis Farrakhan (Muhammad, Sr.)
Or why 'Most Folks" here at the Hedge don't differentiate vastly between the R's and D's when asked if they are in fact just one big assed party.
Humph.
Ah well, if you've seen one decapitation, you've seen 'em all.
Maxine Water called out the CIA when they (the CIA) were importing coke into LA to fund their private war in Nicaragua. Religious leaders are all con men. Did anyone Cosby for being a date rapist?
Think about that. Which of the four suspects you named would you pick, if you had to, to live next to?
I'd pick Farrahkan and lose no sleep fearing him. I wouldn't wanna try to sleep just having the others in the same state.
No, it's not curious at all why they would be so similar. But I do love how much the us gov likes to jump all over anyone they see as a human rights violator while we have the largest prison population in the world, and allies like the Saudis. I also greatly enjoy how every time ZH posts a story like this, it's labeled as 'US ally Saudi Arabia....' Never miss an opportunity to point out their hypocrisy.
Moderate Arab, military intelligence, government worker...,
this is easy.
Dammmmm I can't spot any difference://////?
Is ISIS a secret branch of closet Catholics?
The most devout, fanatical fundamentalists reside in ivory towers ensconced high above the university lawns
Spot the difference:
ISIS: The jihadist movement stamped “Made in America"Saudi Arabia: Medieval Jihadist movement supported by America
http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/30/isis-j30.html
Yeah..Our criminal Government has got themselves involved in one of those old Medeval nomadic tribal feuds, working both sides to our own "benefit".
The fallout will be hard to contain when theyz figurez it out.
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Give Saudi Arabia 2 million barrels a day instead of 10 and see what the reaction from world leaders would have been when the king croaked.
Actually, no need really, his family would have been strung up long ago.
Oh OH...I know! One has crucifixion and the other one does not? That is to easy.
Kind of like spotting the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
+1
Best comment of the night.
Can you imagine the Saudi are spending US dollars in thrid world countries in so called "madrasah" schools for poor people to educate them about Sharia Law and how it is the only true law for Humanity. According to them a poor kid stealing food needs to be punished by cutting the kid's hands. But God will punish the rich guys stealing money, becuase we cannot touch them.
Saudi are almost the same as US promoting "democrazy".
ISIS is almost the same as US killiing people randomly. Christians, Muslims, anyone, Except the jews I heard. Also same as the great USA. Good for us.
I can imagine this actually.
Did you know that Israel's closest ally has been Saudi Arabia woe these many years now too?
They both have the same "sworn" enemy in the Persians.
You know, the enemy of my enemy is my friend
There ya go with the factual stuff again.
The Houthis ain't got a prayer ;-)
I'm sorry, nmewns.... I just get carried away with Reality once in a while.
Now lemme see, where'd I put that rabbit hole
The truth is more like: The enemy of my enemy is probably an asshole.
Well, in Jewish law, taken seriously by the Orthodox, crimes against Jews are always punished, but crimes by Jews against Gentiles... the punishment is left to God.
When Israel Is MightyIt's a beautiful religion though, and there's not a bad thing to be said about any aspect of the Torah or Talmud. I've been repeatedly told.
Related:
Western
Politicians and Media Rush To Issue Tributes To King That Led The World
In Beheadings, Whipped Bloggers For Criticism & Banned Women From
Driving
Well of course, George.
Western Media is by and large a Propaganda Mechanism of the Western Powers which over the years, have in fact coalesced into a budding NWO as had been prophesied generations ago.
Glad you could make it :)
Banning women from driving was his most redeeming feature...
At the very least, can we, all across this globe, ban women from being on the mobile phone while driving?
How about just banning them frm driving vehicles having a steering wheel above their head?
Or banning them from putting on make up while driving?
Once the Saudis made it across the causeway into Bahrain, the women would get to drive. Talk about some scary shit. In Bahrain the Saudi women are allowed to drive, but the husbands still require them to wear their face covering burka. So they are driving with their entire faces covered except for a slit around their eyes, which makes it pretty hard to check your blind spot before changing lanes. One of the many things that made driving there interesting, cuz that shit was hilarious. And the cops don't give a shit what you do either, all they care about is getting the accident off the road, and making sure the Shia peasants don't start acting up, so it was total anarchy on the roads there.
When I was in Bahrain we had a saying that Allah can't see across the causeway. Every weekend a whole shitload of rich Saudis would come into Bahrain and go to the clubs, get shitfaced, pick up prostitutes and go tearing through the streets in their over-priced supercars. Quite a few times we would see the aftermath as the police were scraping what was left of the cars off one road or another. Always good for a laugh.
The difference being one is a synthetic construct of fundamental Islamic extremism launched by the Bankster intelligence forces as a weapon of atavistic repression on the centre of the Middle East to thwart the development in the region of a burgeoning, secular middle class, instill physical, spiritual and emotional terror and keep energy resources both divided and controlled and the other is ISIS.
The difference between the two is support of the petrodollar.
Who cares if we support an oppressive country as long as they will only sell their oil in US dollars.
Petro$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ = Isis = House of Saudomy = FAMILY
They forgot a few:
Dear Leader is of the same faith.
Please, enough with the it's Bush's fault crapola. Clintons, whomever, they all are in bed together since Kingdom Come, FFS
Jeremiah Wright is a Mussleman?
Oh, never mind. Now I know how Barbie feels about math.
Aaaagggarghhhh....
He attended that church because it furthered his social, economic and political ambitions within the power structure of the Community which he was Organizing. Plus, Jeremiah was more a bullfrog blowhard rather than a good Christian gentleman, for he did not (best I can tell) particularly press forth Christian ideals as set forth in The Sermon on the Mount, etc.
Same reason Dear Leader never met Bill Ayres.
Or spent any time with Louis Farrakhan
But who the fuck am I to judge?
I concede your point.
I'm Barbie and my calculus is wanting, badly.
But who the fuck am I to judge?
... that is what church is for
Cheers to Brother Jerimiah's "Down Under Club"
Obama was a member of that. The he killed his lover and kind of had to leave the church.
Besides, along with that lifetime membership to Men's Country with his butt buddy Rahmie Emmanuel, we all know how good these Christian/Muzzie folk, like Obama, are.
Obama is just another secular humanist, a Satanist, whom uses religion, any religion, as a route to gain Political Power.
Yeah. But I am a pinhead as well. And as for my Calculus and DiffEqs...Yeah I can always use refreshment.
one is ISIS, the other is Saudi Arabia
it was way to easy
What's the penalty for not mowing the grass in your front yard?
What's the penalty for not mowing the sand in your front yard?
-fixed
Mike comes to stay with you for a week. Good luck with the morning's communal back shaving.
The man from ISIS/ISIL says the beheading's are purely SaudiAmerika propoganda. Let's ask their bosses Goldman Sachs.
Can we spot with a scope?
But how much do you get for deflating a football. Because that is pretty much all we care about this week.
Depends. If you have a Kardashian's ass there is no doubt a career in it.
This is a Foxnews Alert!
Kanye West files for divorce over deflated butt cheeks. Al Sharpton will be leading a protest while Bruna Jenner investigates and OJ Simpson consulting. Tape at eleven.
Coffee is bad for you.
Yeah but OJ will kill ya.
I didn't think you could legally behead anyone in a crosswalk of a busy intersection in S.A. Apparently I am wrong.
Only two whacks...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b89_1421360015
In S.A. women aren't people, so its okay.
The distance from Sanaa, Yemen to Riyadh, capital of Saudi Arabia is 14 hrs in light traffic.
What are their punishments for molesting a camel?
Just curious.
Both societies require marriage.
The marriage will have to split the camel water storage hump 50/50.
/LOL
The children of such a union will be a genetic improvement,
Israeli's 'magic' yarmulke made to protect Jews from attacks have be marketed as the new improved Hairball Iron Dome. This may be a special camel hair imported from ISIS to Tel Aviv port authority. Risk, Manage, Leverage commodity to acquire premier Goldman Sachs IB loan lending.
/Sarc
Saudi doesn't use green screen in their propaganda videos.
Our US subsidized taypaper Media outlets do. Its just another Hollywood film trailer teaser.
SITE/Mossad sure does.
Yes, I saw the Davos report early this morning. Lloyd Blankfein looked disheveled and rosy pink nosed early this morning. Glad to hear he’s a second guesser. That blew his creditability out of the water.
I will only point out as a matter of cultural significance, the cutting off of the right hand means for the rest of your life you must eat with your shitting hand...on a cultural where everyone eats directly with their right hand.
But after your right hand has been cut off, can you continue to steal with no penalty?
They cut off your other hand, then they start on your feet.
Obamacare will determine no future medical coverage under preexisting thought police policy. Too many limbs lost under central planning defiance.
I don't make up the jokes, policymakers do.
/LOL
And yet, the sultans, emirs, monarchs and their court jesters still have two hands!!!
Truly the murikle workings of combining the state with a religion ;-)
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "shitfaced"
"It depends upon what the meaning of the word IS IS"
Good fucking god. Can't we get a schizophrenic with a god complex to tell us there never was a god and that abstract thought was an evolutionary advantage and that it was first used to survive, then explain all the things we feared and couldn't predict, then found out it was a great way to organize the tribe. It is amazing to me that the "why" and "how" led to this medium on which I'm writing and, at the same time, still have us believing in some magician living in the clouds.
Fuck Saudi Arabia.
GW- Why would someone down vote you for posting that link?
the hand chopping thingy doesnt sound too bad to me....alas it's only reserved for the plebs and not the princes.
We need to go on a hunger strike to bring back male breastfeeding in Saudi Arabia. That should help allivate petrodollar plunge.
/lol
No wonder USG supports both of them.
Barry Soetorro shares the same values.
what nerve these bastards have to pervert the colors of black and green.
Well, I see nothing wrong. Politicians of these two countries (KSA and ISIL) are clearly on opposite pole of political spectrum like democrats and republicans. 79 lashes may be OK for adultery but 80 to pure barbarism.
"Politicians of these two countries (KSA and ISIL)..."
You're definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? Wow!
Insane barbarians.
I$I$ that twisted Mercan Mossad bastard waif, the psychopathic spwn of our necromongering anglozio masters.
Politicians in both are more honest than those in any of our much lauded yidocracies and despise those whom they rule much less.
Being clever, how's that going for you?
Great.
Keep it up then.
I wonder where the savage flogging of Saudi blogger Raif Badawi with 1,000 lashes over 20 weeks comes into that list of punishments ordered by the evil, despotic animals that run Saudi Arabia?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-30937490
The illegitimate Saudi rulers are consuming valuable oxygen and using valuable space.
The Barbarian-In-Chief has now died and is being replaced by a new Barbarian-In-Chief who suffers from alzheimers. What hope for sanity in that giant sandpit?
The difference is the Saudis have our balls in there oily hands. The other is a bunch of punks.
Funded by USA --- ISIS SAUDI ARABIA
____________________________________
YES YES
Armed by USA --- ISIS SAUDI ARABIA
____________________________________
YES YES
Who are our terrorists again?...I lost track...again...
This cartoon is sloppy thinking. You are comparing how Islamic Shariah is implemented in a country, and somehow from that we are to imply that makes a counry a terrorist nation. That just doesn't make sense. You may not agree with Islamic Shariah as applied in Saudi - so what. It is their country. They are not claiming it should affect you or be applied to you, and if the people there want to reform it, that is their perrogative - its none of our business. I realize there are other isues of concern, such as funding and the 9/11 document the US government will not release. And we need to address them. No free pass. But thats not what this damn silly cartoon portrays.
Saudi arabia is much more lenient on stealing.
Since it is right hand only - once you lose it the first time you get a blank check for stealing. No more right hand to cut!