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The US-Saudi Relationship (Summed Up In 1 Cartoon)

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With President Obama shunning Bibi and cutting short his India trip (along with Michelle) to meet new Saudi Arabian King Salman (dementia and all), we thought this cartoon summed up the relationship between America and its oil-exporting ally...

 

 

h/t ForexLive

 

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Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:49 | 5700849 Mac Avelli
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He knows he already looks like an asshole for not showing up in Paris, so he's got to show up for the next one so it looks like he's relevant

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:57 | 5700868 knukles
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He's still an asshole.  Now he looks like he's cow-towing to the A-rabs.
Looks?
King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz bin Abdul Rahman bin Faisal bin Turki's Goatboy

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:09 | 5700897 kaiserhoff
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As a French chef once explained to me, it doesn't matter what you have achieved in life,

  because if you fuck one goat, guess what they all remember.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:43 | 5700956 cynicalskeptic
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When the media won't EVER cover the goat fucking stories - even when given video - will anyone ever hear about it much less remember it?

 

How many sex scandals have there been in DC with male prostitutes, under age pages, madam's client books and more that disappeard down the memory hole?

And you KNOW there's even more because it seems to be SOP for the CIA et al to have serious dirt on politicians to keep them 'under control'.   Didn't Sibel Edmonds make a comment that when she was vettign juducual candidates, those with squeaky clean backgrounds NEVER got appointed?   Seems as if youaren't allowed to get above a certain level UNLESS there are real skeletons in your closet - leverage to be used if needed.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:00 | 5701003 Soul Glow
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All I'm going to remember is Obama fucked a goat.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:55 | 5701138 max2205
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Bow bitch would be Moar better 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:03 | 5701178 zhandax
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"All I'm going to remember is Obama fucked a goat."

After all Moochelle has done for the chidren?

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 07:55 | 5701672 ugmug
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If Obama wants the world to embrace Islam they'll have to start at the other end. Now I know why muslims kneel so much....they're waiting for their turn with the goat and/or mule. ---------------------------------- U S ARMY SPIES CATCH ISIS TALIBAN GANG BANGING A GOAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEEhvx4VfAs ------------------------------------ ISIS Terrorist Caught Having Sex With a Donkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTq7_lkAIV0
Sat, 01/24/2015 - 23:35 | 5701207 Fukushima Fricassee
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Mooch is a goat? Thought it had a wang.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 10:04 | 5701782 Charming Anarchist
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"What difference does it make?"

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 04:14 | 5701552 Dame Ednas Possum
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Most likely the goat fucked him.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 05:47 | 5701608 DutchR
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The tubes know, don't ask how but the tubes know....

finest goatfuckers around NSFW,ish  www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEEhvx4VfAs  *

 

*be patient for 30sec or skip to

 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 07:50 | 5701652 zhandax
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TMI  I can picture Mo fuckin a goat.  I really don't need IR video.  Wouldn't mind hearing the conversation between him and the homeboy who walks up like nothing is happening, though.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 10:07 | 5701787 Charming Anarchist
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"Hurry up, bro!" 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 11:18 | 5701918 sleigher
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Sloppy seconds goat fucking.   ewww 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 07:42 | 5701660 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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When Clinton was in office you reckon he actually fucked a goat? Or was that in his yute down in Arkansas? Anyway, I'd bet if any of these sons-of-bitches has fucked a goat, it would be Bubba. Really!

Mon, 01/26/2015 - 02:43 | 5705181 John Wilmot
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Her name is Hillary

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:20 | 5700918 Citxmech
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"Looks like?"  It's pretty apparent to anybody paying attention that the United States' existence, at least in its current form, is dependent upon Saudi Arabia.

Who runs Bartertown?

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 09:22 | 5701741 roadhazard
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At least he's not seen kissing the King and holding his hand in a flower garden like BushCo. Any US President is going to be there if he knows whats good for America. Get over it.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:50 | 5701111 opencircle
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I think the visits are cover to setup all kinds of listening toys for the new guy and his inner circle.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 03:11 | 5701520 nufio
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not going for ridiculous photo ops in paris is one of the very few good things he did

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 13:22 | 5702392 drendebe10
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You can't tell an azzhoe, he is an an azzhoe and there can be absolutely no doubt that the incompetent corrupt divisive arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudgepacker is currently the biggest azzhoe on earth.  Just ask Reggie.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:51 | 5700852 y3maxx
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...This Obama move will break the camel's back.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:59 | 5700886 U4 eee aaa
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They're already beating a dead camel

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:53 | 5700861 lolmao500
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This love for this POS Saudi royal family is fucking disgusting... if any leaders in the western world had balls they would say so publicly and would shame all the other leaders. All imports from and exports to this land of scum should be banned.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:29 | 5701067 disabledvet
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I kinda like it actually.

 

Sums up the way folks actually see things rather than what they say they believe in.

 

Ironic because we don't even need the oil anymore.

 

That's WITHOUT an energy policy mind you.

 

Ahhh, but there is always Saudi Arabia!

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:29 | 5701324 Stuck on Zero
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Don't mistake the love for this Saudi Royal family as anything other than worshipping money.

 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:54 | 5701368 15horses1donkey
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Downvote.

Lesser of two evils, bitch.

Give me Saudi et al. over IS any day.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:51 | 5700862 kaiserhoff
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He has not yet bowed to the New King.  Did to the old one.

He needs to make a public exhibition of his Muslim faith.  The only funny part of this is AIPAC funded him and the New Yawk media created his sorry ass as a public figure.  Be careful what you ask for.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:54 | 5700873 knukles
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Imagery is Everything in the Land of Propaganda.

 

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:08 | 5700900 Bear
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He will 'evolve' into a deeper faith when he is out of office and lead the world in the Global Warming Crusade ... Mother Natures' Jihad 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:49 | 5701357 Yen Cross
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 Who draws more beautiful charts?

 You have the gift of drawing, long term charts.

 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 14:17 | 5702677 Kayman
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It does make you wonder if Obama will do a Tony Blair once he's out of office. You know- kiss the Papal ring and all.

I doubt Blair would ever have been elected nor would Britain have pranced into Iraq with GW if the Brits knew he took his marching orders from Rome.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:17 | 5700908 wrs1
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Bush man kissed the old one, there were pictures of it.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/war_stories/2005/04/the_...

 

What did they do out of sight of the cameras?  LOL!  Bush probably had a taste of some sausage I bet.

 

 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 13:26 | 5702419 hootowl
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The suicidal NY Joos played a big part in electing Ovomit/Soetoro & Chewbacca.  How stupid can they get?

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:52 | 5700865 blindman
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obama has little to do with what is going down.
think.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:19 | 5700917 83_vf_1100_c
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  He may well be just a puppet for his masters but he is still a faggot asshole so fuck him anyways. If I have a point it is that he took the oath and has done nothing to change the problems our country is facing. Again, fuck obozo!

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:30 | 5701074 blindman
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puppet, yes. no fun bothering with puppets anymore. ...
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Sat, 01/24/2015 - 20:55 | 5700872 joego1
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They might do a pee pee check on Chubacca and thèn its off with O's head.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:08 | 5700879 Yen Cross
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    I was watching my local news this morning. One of the guests was a retired sniper.

 The host asked his opinion about the new movie. He politely responded, that he had NOT seen the movie.

 I like that guy. He's probably a City lifeguard or something now. Retired on a pension of Obamacash.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:07 | 5700899 kaiserhoff
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Poetic justice.

If only god had a sense of humor.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:53 | 5701365 Yen Cross
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 I'm tired.  I hope you protected your trades.

 I see a massive "r etrace in your future

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:08 | 5700898 YHC-FTSE
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White president, black president, red team, blue team, it's all just a big rolling flesh of incestuous relationships between the political elites in Israel, US, and Saudi Arabia with the occassional orgy invites for the satellite nations in the EU. Brrrr. Disgusting.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:09 | 5700903 dsty
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so what's obama doin with iran, huh?

first cuba then iran, what's up with that?

facebook buddies or what?

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:39 | 5700914 ThroxxOfVron
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The new Boss has new orders for the lackey.

Hillary was not as competent in covering up and squelching investigations of various frauds concerning prominent members of the NY Jewish ( specifically the Hasidic ) communities.

 

Google the words " Hillary Hasidic Fraud  " and have some fun!  

Turns out the snake in heels just wasn't as slick as ol' Wille...so, when no one more pliable can along Pelosi and Co. introduced Obama to the establisment money playas..

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 15:53 | 5703012 drendebe10
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"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford 

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:23 | 5700921 buzzsaw99
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i long since quit giving a shit about owebomba's dignity. he certainly doesn't care about it either.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:34 | 5700937 dexter_morgan
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With President Obama shunning Bibi.......

Oh well, it started out promising anyways.....

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 23:56 | 5701254 TheReplacement
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Haven't you learned anything?  If Obama is a puppet what does that make Bibi?

The bankers own everyone.  Everything you are shown and told is a fascade, a lie.

Bibi... ha.  If he had any relevance he'd have already bombed Iran.  He hasn't.  He doesn't.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 17:40 | 5703431 GMadScientist
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Why bomb them when you can just disable their nascent enrichment toys with some well-planned code?

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:41 | 5700947 thebigunit
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I don't know of any "constituency" that looks to Saudi Arabia for leadership that is clamoring for "Independence, Freedom, and Dignity".

Maybe more Islam and more oil money, but not "Independence, Freedom, and Dignity".

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:49 | 5700973 One Eyed Jack
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The king is dead .....may he rest in piss! America's greatest allie in creating and arming ISIS and Al CIAda

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:52 | 5700980 Soul Glow
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The Bush clan kiss those piece of shit Saudi dictators.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 21:55 | 5700985 don in maine
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Kneel and kiss the ring !!

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:46 | 5701029 Yen Cross
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 Who In The Fuck, with money from the private sector and taxpayer, and gets to make decisions?t

 I work MY FUCKING ASS off EVERY FUCKING DAY to pay the pensions of LIFE FUCKING GUARDES(French)and COPS pensions?

 

 Are you people that " mentally deficient?"  Wake UP!

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:18 | 5701036 rwe2late
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The cartoon has it wrong.

 Instead, there is a true "axis of evil"

in the alliance of Israeli Zionists, Saudi royals, and US neo-imperialists.

 

The goals of a "Greater Israel", a wahhabist Mideast, and an "American Century"

are now interwoven and shared, and combine into a shared plan of world domination.

 

https://consortiumnews.com/2015/01/22/congress-seeks-netanyahus-direction/

 

 

 

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:30 | 5701076 zorba THE GREEK
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2late....you hit the nail on the head

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 23:14 | 5701165 Balkan
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91 yo King succeeded by young 79yo prince, and the next in queue 70yo youngest successor...

Something familiar like the so called "catafalque race" in late USSR with Brezhnev, Andropov, Chernenko...

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 09:26 | 5701747 roadhazard
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Sounds like the US Congress

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 23:39 | 5701218 pankowboy
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Put that hideous witch Moochelle is a burka or the Sauds may cut off the motion lotion.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:18 | 5701292 Miketheterrible
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It was recent history when US sanctioned India (90's) and I am surprised that India is willing to purchase weapons from USA, especially when evidence shown by their trade partner Iran, that if sanctions hit again, good luck getting spare parts.

I think Obama is sparing Indians by not visting the Taj Mahal.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:23 | 5701303 stateside
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Over 60 years ago the agreement was signed. US protects SA. SA demands USD for their oil. Nothing else matters. 

 

Stateside. 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 10:34 | 5701838 Charming Anarchist
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Oh, I get it.  Signed agreements must be followed to the letter because there can never be an incentive to get away with breaking them. 

How are these agreements enforced?

Mon, 01/26/2015 - 02:52 | 5705186 John Wilmot
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The arrangement is still in effect because it still benefits both parties.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:45 | 5701333 Yen Cross
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 Fuck You.

 Pay me.

    Bitchez   

 Wake  Up .

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 00:51 | 5701361 Sambo
Sun, 01/25/2015 - 10:21 | 5701816 Sambo
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The reason why this is significant is that this escalation will pull Japan also into the military conflict engulfing the Middle East....something the Trilateral Commission (including the US) has been trying for many years. All the moves in this global chess game are being made in preparation for WW 3. The UN is a bull shit peace destroying organisation...a front for the unseen TPTB working towards the goal of one-world-govt.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 02:27 | 5701475 cart00ner
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Dang... dad's 75 and we don't let him control the remote, let alone a friggin' country.

 

PS> Saudis' just passed a law forbidding sex-ed and drivers-ed on the same day in schools.

They don't want to wear out the cammel.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 04:21 | 5701561 Jack Daniels Esq
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Barry grovels before dead pedophile - disses Paris

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 13:24 | 5702406 Emergency Ward
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He dissed live pedophiles by dissing Paris.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 08:21 | 5701686 q99x2
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My feelings about this situation are non-existant. But you can bet that the queens with the cloven hooves are dancing their way into Yemen and preparing a takeover of the Saudi Oil empire. I mean right now bitchez.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 09:46 | 5701772 KashNCarry
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SAUDI KING ABDULLAH = A DEAD MURDERING SCUM SUCKING FASCIST https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84503534&v=rG-uaPnZZH4&x-yt-ts=142...
Sun, 01/25/2015 - 11:30 | 5701945 Ms No
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I don't see it as Washington being on their knees at all.  The House of Saud wouldn't remain in power if it wasn't for their CIA/ Bushie/Nazi friends.

The benefits are mutual but certainly the Sauds don't want to crawl out of a "spider hole" in their dresses.  The Sauds don't want to end up like Saddam or Benazir Bhutto. 

 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 13:22 | 5702394 Emergency Ward
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Envious of the Bush gang, Obama is determined to get his own hairy hands under those royal Saudi robes.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 11:44 | 5701977 Ms No
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Hey, on the bright side the Bushies can just throw old Salman, with his dementia, in a wheel chair and tape a pen to his hand.... prabably like they did with Reagan.

Ooooh bad joke.   

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 11:51 | 5702001 AynRandFan
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Why so much praise for a brutal monarch?  Because compared to the rest of the Arab world, he was "enlightened".  Tells you how screwed up that culture really is.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 12:39 | 5702120 Emergency Ward
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Obama's progressive base will approve of the way that Michelle respects other cultures by wearing a hijab and covering her arms in an expression of female submissiveness.

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