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The New "Shadow Of The Crisis Has Passed" Normal (In 1 Fact-Ridden Chart)

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If the 'shadow' of the crisis has passed, does that mean the actual 'crisis' is about to appear?

 

 

Of course, now that the ECB has unleashed QE, everything will be fixed, just like it was when The Fed unleashed QE3...

 

h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

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Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:06 | 5704074 remain calm
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It depends on how you are illuminated.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:11 | 5704087 unrulian
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What's as big as a gorilla but weighs nothing...

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:20 | 5704130 LetThemEatRand
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The Shadow knows.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:23 | 5704137 TeamDepends
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(maniacal laughter)

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 21:01 | 5704283 BobPaulson
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Just please, please hurry up. This damn crisis is more constipated than an oxycontin addict.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 23:23 | 5704794 nightshiftsucks
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Yeah those pain meds are something else.When I broke my leg I took some and I swear I shit a softball,that's the closet to giving birth that I'll ever get to.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:22 | 5704131 Truther
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Bernancke....Wait..Wait, I know...... Must be Yellen, or Draghi, or some other fucked up asshole.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:33 | 5704176 Bill of Rights
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Moochelle?

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:34 | 5704186 knukles
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Oh Lordie ....

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 21:26 | 5704352 SWRichmond
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let the wookie win?

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:11 | 5704091 TeamDepends
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"Shadow" is racist, is it not?

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:15 | 5704107 SpanishInquisition
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Lamont Cranston isn't a racist

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:33 | 5704174 philipat
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Progressive----ly?

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:37 | 5704203 eXMachina
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Fairly dimly

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:08 | 5704075 indygo55
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Gold and Silver. That's all I have to say right now.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:22 | 5704141 Truther
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YO the man.... Now let's play barter. Keep stackin' bro.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:11 | 5704078 Tasty Sandwich
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The light was shining from behind the crisis.  That was the joke.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:09 | 5704079 prefan4200
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The crisis hasn't passed until that asshole is out of office.  He IS the crisis.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:15 | 5704108 Tasty Sandwich
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Yeah, the next president will fix everything.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:29 | 5704164 manofthenorth
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"Now I understand everyone's shits emotional right now but I got a 3 point plan thats gonna fix EVERYTHING !

#1 We've got this guy 'Not Sure'

#2 He's got an IQ higher than ANY MAN ALIVE

#3 He's going to fix EVERYTHING ! "

yea everything is going to be great as soon as we get some other guy to tell us what to do

fuck a whole pile of presidents

I don't need  any of them.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:40 | 5704212 prefan4200
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Hey Tasty, maybe the next president won't be able to fix everything, but it's unlikely that he/she will be able to fuck things up as much as this asshole does.  That's this president's special talent - fucking up.  Worst.  President.  Ever.  A living breathing crisis personified.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:43 | 5704228 Tasty Sandwich
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Just an empire in decline.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:58 | 5704273 manofthenorth
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Well prefan that is what I said with Bush and we got a shittier president. Come to think of it , I have thought that and got worse with every asshole since Nixon. Truth is ALL these pricks are nothing but used car salesmen and every single one to come will be worse than the one before until the empire of illusion collapses and god only knows what will come after that.

Sad but true.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 21:05 | 5704287 BobPaulson
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Iranians in the 70s used to say: "NOBODY could be worse than the Shah."

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 21:29 | 5704371 prefan4200
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Those are good points, manofthenorth, and I don't disagree.  They've been getting worse and worse.  That doesn't really refute my contention that this one's the worst ever.   But it doesn't mean the next one will be the savior, either.  It is, however, getting much more difficult to be worse than the last one up.  God help us if the next one is anywhere near as bad as this one.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 21:13 | 5704307 malek
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 but it's unlikely that he/she [the next president] will be able to fuck things up as much as this asshole does

How can I short that opinion?
If I ever before saw a clearer winner than that...

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:21 | 5704132 gatorengineer
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No Obozo is just a distraction for the sheeple, he keeps them from seeing what is really happening.  Its not accidental, its planned, and he is playing shims role.

You couldnt name a single difference between Obozo, Jeb, and Romney..... all for wallstreet, all bigger government, all for killing brown folks, all for doing Israels bidding, and all to well to the left of Lyndon Johnson....

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:33 | 5704172 knukles
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Obozo is black.  He's also thinner than the others.  The other guys probably play better golf.  The other guys don't speak Ebonics. 
There's a few for a start.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:39 | 5704208 gatorengineer
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yeah but Jeb has got a hispanic coke whore daughter and speaks spanish.  Romney met someone one time that did in the past have a job, unlike the other two.  

I really dont think Obama speaks ebonics, at least I cant find "folks" in the online Ebonics dictionary.  Lastly Barry is only half black, and unfortunately for Mooooschell it appears to be the top half.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:52 | 5704251 knukles
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True all dat...
OK, so O'Jammies is a mulatto, but likes to "play" black .... sheeit. 
Another of his Pretend-O-Matic falsehoods

 

Just wait till 2016 when Mike divorces him and starts playing for the Lakers.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:10 | 5704083 ThroxxOfVron
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Mon, 01/26/2015 - 09:35 | 5705685 22winmag
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Nice try buttplug.

 

The 1990's called and they want their iframe back.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:11 | 5704092 SpanishInquisition
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"Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected."

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:15 | 5704098 Katastrofenhausse
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Shadow of the crisis??

More like the shadow of the mountain we're about to hit.

 

If the country was a plane, we should be getting an EGPWS Terrain (Mode 2) warning https://youtu.be/IXAWpjdxSbQ

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:15 | 5704101 buzzsaw99
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You're gonna need a bigger boat. [/Chief Brody]

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:23 | 5704138 gatorengineer
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need a biggre printer.....

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:23 | 5704143 dearth vader
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OT - euro is bought heavily, apparently. Gold in US$ steady, gold in€ hammered.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:29 | 5704163 Obama LaForge
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Jesus Christ. I'm moving to China just as the shit hits the fan. II hope I don't get pogromed. I have a really bad feeling like they might pogrom some folks. 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:38 | 5704204 ebworthen
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LOL at your avatar - at least Levar Burton was 100% black and did Reading Rainbow.

I'm pretty sure China will side with the other BRIC countries now that they've accepted the U.S. sellout of its populace and manufacturing.  Other than Latino immigration the U.S. isn't growing nearly as much as South America and Asia.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:33 | 5704175 Silver Bullet
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I need MOAR.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:49 | 5704242 bid the soldier...
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I have plenty MOAR.

How much MOAR you need?

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:36 | 5704193 ebworthen
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Talk about completely ignored correlations...

Of course, the FED knows this, but will never ever speak of it.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:37 | 5704198 ifishivote
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At what time tomorrow do we hear.. We may have to leave rates here a little longer.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:45 | 5704216 Dead Canary
Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:46 | 5704237 knukles
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His comments sounded to me more like not just leaving rates here, but another round of QE and possibly like Europe, NIRP

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 20:58 | 5704265 buzzsaw99
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we all know that moar qe is coming and that they will never raise the fed funds rate to a significant degree. it's hardly even worth discussing anymore.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 21:00 | 5704277 will ling
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just remember, nothin' outside your mental realm is real. period.

just a note: have attempted to post "contra" replies on businessinsider. com (affiliated w/google) site the last few days and keep gettin' " difficulties.. " and such gibberish messages. empire censorship. 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 21:01 | 5704282 amadeus39
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Wrong! What's outside your head is real. What the mind creates is a figment of the imagination.

 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 21:06 | 5704291 amadeus39
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We are still trying to understand the real. But with only a mind to work with, it's somewhat difficult. 

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 22:07 | 5704471 Mac Avelli
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I don't know about causation here, but maybe if the fed raised interest rates, would global GDP follow??

Lord knows these low interest rates aren't trickling down to me in any good way, my borrowing costs are still skyhigh, but margins are shot.

PS Fuck the FED and that POS president

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 23:28 | 5704814 Arthur Schopenhauer
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If the fed raised rates, Global GDP would follow because everyone would have to go to work instead of saying their money works.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 22:14 | 5704533 Stares straight...
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Shadow of the Crisis
Sounds like a Fukkin' Star Wars episode.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 22:34 | 5704620 PTR
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All I see after reading that is that there is a REALLY BIG FLY and it's coming into contact with a REALLY BIG WINDSHIELD.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 22:42 | 5704656 new game
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drums of woar

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