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Caption Contest: When Barry Met Sally

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Having cut his visit short with his other best friend - India's Narendra Modi - President Barack Obama (escorted by his wife Michelle) hopped Air Force One over to Saudi Arabia to pay respects to the dead King and meet-and-greet the new King Salman. The meeting full of pomp and circumstance was, however, not without controversy - with videos circling social media showing Michelle Obama's image blurred out and claims that she was snubbed by King Salman - all apparently untrue.

 

When Barry Met Sally...

 

Alleged clips of Michelle Obama blurred out of State TV...

 

The full meet-and-greet - with non-blurred images and 'some' acknowledgements for The First Lady...

 

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Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:27 | 5713912 Seasmoke
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I will be back in the near future for yours......Allahspeed. 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:32 | 5713940 TeamDepends
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I'll have what "she"'s having.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:36 | 5713944 Save_America1st
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When Barry met Sally...

He was thinkin' of Reggie

And the Wookie looked on...

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:38 | 5713958 Skateboarder
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"I pledge allegiance to..." (hint: it's not the flag or the country or the people of the USA)

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:39 | 5713967 Save_America1st
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Oh, I got another

When Barry met Sally, he thought:  "I love King Salmon...I could eat King Salmon all day...or suck it...whichever he wants."

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:40 | 5713977 Save_America1st
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Oh, I got another...

When Barry met Sally, he thought:  "I hope ZeroHedge doesn't do a Caption Contest on this photo right now with me and the Wookie with the King Salmon....I hate when Tyler does that!"

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:47 | 5714009 Save_America1st
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Oh, I got another...

"Allahu Akbar, bitchez!!!"

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:49 | 5714017 Save_America1st
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Oh, I got another...

When Barry met Sally he said, "Which tent has the blow and the young boy slave prostitutes???  Let's party!!!  See ya later, Wookie!!!  Don't get caught drivin' a car!!!"

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:58 | 5714069 strannick
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Was she snubbed cause she's a woman or cause she annoying?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:02 | 5714083 Save_America1st
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No, it's basically because Saudis don't like Wookies...it's very well known throughout the Empire. 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:06 | 5714095 Save_America1st
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Oh, I got another...

It's just like a "blob-squatch" sighting.   You can NEVER get a clear photo of a Sasquatch, right?  The Wookie proves the phenomenon.  All you get is a blurry smudge over it's head.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:33 | 5714559 SilverIsKing
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And Barry just smiles and allows these guys to ignore his wife. What a man!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 08:49 | 5715179 Romney Wordsworth
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Zero ought to hop back on that plane & leave the Wookie stranded there. Now THAT! would be a gas!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 08:14 | 5715101 lactam
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stop it, stop it, imma gonna spill my drink.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:44 | 5714599 Canadian Dirtlump
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She has the skills to fly the millenium falcon ( air farce won ) so at this point she is needed. PUNCH IT CHEWIE!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:41 | 5716099 Save_America1st
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LOL! 

 

I think that's what they re-named Air Force I and II just to make her feel more comfortable flying in them.  LOL

 

Here's her comedic moment in Star Wars:  Laugh it up fuzzball!

 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 07:14 | 5715036 ebworthen
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"Chewbacca not welcome."

They just forgot Chewy was on the side of the good guys, and a male, but we'll give them a pass in her case.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:06 | 5714091 nmewn
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Not wearing a burka.

They really take that shit seriously...lol.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:49 | 5714608 Canadian Dirtlump
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She was driving by herself in the motorcade in a donked out monte carlo, hawaiian punch edition.

 

https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5105/5643640667_6a21dd0f18_z.jpg

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:08 | 5714106 EBT excepted
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she da women?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:42 | 5714594 Canadian Dirtlump
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She wasn't wearing a hijab / niqab / burka which caused some initial consternation. That was assuaged when they realized that she was more of a man than any Western native male born after 1995.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:39 | 5713972 NoDebt
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We really do kiss a lot of Saudi ass.  Really makes one wonder if it's Israel's bidding we do more or Saudi Arabia's.

 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:45 | 5714011 Skateboarder
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Is-real's, via SA, one would imagine. Every public figurehead answers to Hidden Hand Criminal Holdings Inc. Would you want/allow your name known if you owned everything in the world, especially its human inhabitants?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:11 | 5714108 NoDebt
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When Obama is on your side you can be sure that country's government is about to be overthrown.  Saudi royals just got real nervous.  Whats-his-name in India just breathed a sign of relief and couldn't get him on Air Force One fast enough,

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:51 | 5714031 logicalman
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Inner voice....

I pledge allegiance to whoever I'm told to.

Think I'm having any fun?

Easier to stand here in the heat and put on my best sad/sincere face than deal with the shitstorm if I don't.

 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:39 | 5713960 Save_America1st
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Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:39 | 5714578 MsCreant
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Awww. But ya know you had another one, I know it, come on...

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 04:36 | 5714906 boattrash
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Let me give it a shot...

" with videos circling social media showing Michelle Obama's image blurred out and claims that she was snubbed by King Salman - all apparently untrue."

Upon further inspection, it was learned that she had a bigger cock than the king, so all was OK.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 05:01 | 5714939 zhandax
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I don't care why they blurred her out; how do we get the concept jump started in the US?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:12 | 5714293 zorba THE GREEK
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O man should have put a saddle on that Wookie and told the Saudis that he brought his horse with him.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:57 | 5716190 de3de8
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Camel

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:59 | 5714462 JuliaS
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Abdulaziz inherits the harem.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:43 | 5713914 kaiserhoff
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The American habit of only one wife,

  and that one, sometimes a Wookie?

(with apologies to Kipling)

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:28 | 5713915 One Eyed Jack
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F,

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:30 | 5713919 souljaboy
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She probably didn't have time to shave, so the white house people blurred her out

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:34 | 5713939 kaiserhoff
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Well, at least they didn't make her carry the luggage on her head.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:37 | 5713951 knukles
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That woulda been more respectful of the Saudi's than her walkin' around bare arms, head and face uncovered.....

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:39 | 5713965 kaiserhoff
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Mad dogs and Wookies,

  go out in the mid day sun.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:41 | 5714592 MsCreant
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She's a Klingon you guys, not a Wookie. No fur. Got your sci-fi franchises all mixed up. She's from Uranus. 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:42 | 5713987 FieldingMellish
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... at least she had a beard...

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:31 | 5713920 wmbz
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I hear the loped off head count is up to 4 since the new King parked his ass in the throne. Off to a great start!

I'm sure Barry is cool with that!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:34 | 5713933 knukles
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Listen you buncha Progressive fuckups. (Addressing the liberals mad at Mooch's feminism being blotted out)  Women are chattel in SA.  You don't drive, walk around without a big assed rag over your whole body and when you do walk, you walk way the shit behind your man.  That's their custom, like it or not.  Wanna be respectful?  Oh, I thought not.  They should all be like us, you say?  Ever thought that's why they wanna kill all us westerners.  Mooch has her arms uncovered.... Oh fuck me.  IS there anybody else anywhere else the O'Sockpuppets wanna piss off?
I didn't think so.  Because nobody left to piss off.   Apparently.
PS  Did biz there for many years and that be the customs then... and it's worse now, not better.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:54 | 5714006 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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They don't need feminism at all: it would ruin all their fertility rate and their women (turning them into whore or bossy bitch).

School case: Japanese women, ruined by American imported feminism going into extinction mode soon (Fuckushima help them also).

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:46 | 5714013 caustixoid
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She didn't have her head covered, which would have gotten her a good hiding from the religious police (mattawa) if she was walking around the streets of Riyadh.  She's blotted out so as not to upset the Saudi population that they let an uncovered woman (read slut) around their leaders.  Had she covered her head the western media would've gotten more upset about kowtowing than if the president holds hands and kisses the king.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:06 | 5714099 NoDebt
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"IS there anybody else anywhere else the O'Sockpuppets wanna piss off?

I didn't think so.  Because nobody left to piss off.   Apparently."

Oh, knuk, you underestimate the man.  He's Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, FDR and Neville Chamberlain all rolled into one.

There will be blood.  Oh yes, there will be blood.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:23 | 5714345 knukles
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NoDebt, right now I'm beginning reminisce rather fondly of Jimmy Carter .....

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:59 | 5714466 Wahooo
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At least his wife didn't outlaw pepperoni pizza in schools.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 04:42 | 5714915 boattrash
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No shit! They can't keep Crack out of the schools, yet that bitch removes food...FFS

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 13:07 | 5716228 de3de8
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10-4 Knuckles, worked in Middle East for 5 years, one of those in Saudi. Didn't dare go against their customs at risk of being jailed on a whim. Before going there co-workers warned me that Saudi was the ass$@le of the world. Not far off, I guess there are othe places worse so would never want to verify.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:33 | 5713935 stant
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It was reggie

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:34 | 5713941 nosoeawe
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a blue dress at a state funeral .... yeah, she is that dumb, vain and plain bat shit craaaaazy

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:35 | 5713946 knukles
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See!  Exactly!  That's what the fuck I'm talkin' about!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:49 | 5714021 Katastrofenhausse
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Hey now, take it easy on Michelle's upholsterer

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 04:45 | 5714926 boattrash
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You can take the woman outta the ghetto, but you can't take the....Oh, nevermind...

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:05 | 5714477 Polymarkos
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Wookies are known to pull peoples arms out of their sockets when they are made to wear dresses wookies don't like...

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 10:50 | 5715587 drendebe10
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Jeez, never really noticed that the wookie had been beaten with an ugly stick... yech

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:35 | 5713942 Whoa Dammit
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Caption Contest:

One hump or two?

 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:39 | 5713975 kaiserhoff
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How much for ze leetle boyz???

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:39 | 5713974 Soul Glow
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Did Barry give him a kiss from Bush?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:55 | 5714632 MsCreant
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Their custom is to not perform oral sex in public. So no.

I knew a gay guy who went to a Halloween costume party dressed as Cinderella. He wore a hoop skirt. He said he got more blow jobs that night than he ever had in his life.

I wonder if those robes work that way?

Should I draw a cartoon of it? One Thousand and One Arabian Knights. A long Fellatio line. Sounds hot. That cartoon with Uncle Sam kneeling and the "Arab King" telling everyone they need to be more obsequious like Uncle Sam is, this is what that cartoonist really wants to draw, but can't.

The whole thing is so absurd, a word like "disgusting" cannot begin to cover it.  

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:42 | 5713980 thebigunit
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Caption:

Obama: "Back off , you horndogs, I know she's a looker, but she's aleady in MY harem."

"No, wait. I'm in HER harem."

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:34 | 5714193 gallistic
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"Back off fuckers, she has a bigger dick than any of you!"

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:41 | 5713989 buzzsaw99
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at least they're out of the country. let the rest of the world deal with those two imbeciles for awhile.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:46 | 5714008 kaiserhoff
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Please, please, please...,

  book the return flight through Malaysia.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 01:02 | 5714642 MsCreant
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I forget, will we blame the Russians or the Ukranians or the Malaysians or the North Koreans.

I just can't keep up any more.

[Don't worry Kaiserhoff, I know it would really be us].

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:45 | 5713995 dfwpike
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Who gives a shit.  The country is going to hell in a hand basket and we're talking about Michelle Obama?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:55 | 5714041 Ms. Erable
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Some of us are just tossin' back a drink or three, havin' some popcorn and laughin' at the Wookie and its wife. USA's irretrievably gone to shit, son - why bitch about what can't be fixed? Have a drink, have a laugh, and check your supply levels regularly - you'll be just fine.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:43 | 5714086 dfwpike
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Maybe you're right. 

"USA's irretrievably gone to shit..."

Hope not.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:48 | 5714227 Thanatos
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They are right.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 01:03 | 5714647 MsCreant
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Use your old avatar, she was great. She had "impact." Good image.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 10:02 | 5715397 STP
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Sorry, we're there already.  Buckle up and enjoy the ride, it's going to be a rough one, from here on out.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:42 | 5713996 I Write Code
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King Salmon and Barry, a chinook and a lox.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:47 | 5714010 kchrisc
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"Why did he bring a Wookiee to the funeral?"

The banksters need to repay us.

 

What did I win?!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:52 | 5714034 Katastrofenhausse
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That blurred photo is just a natural phenomena, it's why Yetis and Sasquatches have never been filmed

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:53 | 5714051 whoknoz
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what did you win???...that's funny, and will be the subject of tomorrows caption contest...

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:52 | 5714055 Salsipuedes
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Wise King Salman: "Women are only for fucking! You know, like ALL the little people!"

Yes'em Missa Massa Suh: "Yessum Missa Massa Suh!"

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:28 | 5714359 knukles
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Dude.... looks like she's got a moustache in one them photos.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 01:12 | 5714662 MsCreant
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Unfortunate shadow indeed. I guess the outfit is horrible BUT it does not show her figure. Maybe that was more important than some other things? A compromise? I'll wear shit tailoring, but some color?

This thing is so screwed. If I was doing this with my husband, the whole thing is already hypocritical kiss ass shit. I'd find a beautiful burka (Maybe some lace? Dunno, do some research) and just be done with it. It is what it is. That outfit is shit and I would never be seen in it, anywhere, for anyone, for any reason. 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:58 | 5714068 QQQBall
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Only women have to wear a head scarf. Wookies, well not so much.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 03:40 | 5714844 HardlyZero
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The Sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rockin' the Casbah

The Clash

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:03 | 5714071 Billy Shears
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The two greatest enemies of both the Muslim world and the US. Where is a drone when you need one.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:00 | 5714072 Bangalore Torpedo
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I find most pictures of Sasquatch sightings are grainy and blurry.  Why would this sighting be any different?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:06 | 5714088 Bumbu Sauce
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Could that baby mama with the ghetto booty drive in Riyadh?

Didn't think so cunts.  Fuck the author of this BS article.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:07 | 5714103 Rootin' for Putin
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I wish they would blur her out on our channels.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:09 | 5714114 Son of Loki
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Hugging the perps of 9-11 has to be a new low.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 01:14 | 5714666 MsCreant
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Old low, they been loving them long time.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:16 | 5714133 ISEEIT
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Barry's scrawny ass looks nervous..Scared? This poseur knows he could be taken out by any number of means, and that his new partners are actually directors in this shit and will very much still be in power long after little barry 'retires' as a mega wealthy ultra elitist. A F'ing celebrity.

 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:16 | 5714137 Tachyon5321
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Obama is now taking lessons on how to be a King.

 

 

 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:17 | 5714141 RaceToTheBottom
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Wait, all their laws are only applicable to humans, right?

 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:42 | 5714154 Salsipuedes
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Salsipuedes' Wild Planet

       The Toady

Dangerous, chameleonic, unpredictable and highly deceptive, the Toady survives in a variety of environments, from the jungles of the tropics to the sands of the Kalahari.

As it slithers through both the domestic and foreign landscape, often in broad daylight, but particularly at night during major holidays, the Toady exercises his venomous prowess, known to perform sexual acts on its prey, anesthetizing the unsuspecting sheep into a supporific extravaganza of confusion, perversion and indolence, to the extent that it's faculties are virtually short-circuited before it is devoured mercilessly.

NEXT WEEK: The Chickenhawk!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:23 | 5714168 YHC-FTSE
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Seems appropriate that the video was provided by ShamsPro. BTW, that is the worst military band ever - typical third world effort of infants under the pomp and vulgarity.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:30 | 5714189 joego1
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They should have turned her lose butt naked so the world could blot out her junk.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:32 | 5714190 tongue.stan
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BO: "I pledge allegiance to the ragheads, and the shadow world government for which they stand,

one world elite pedophile mass murderers, under some demented satanic god, indivisible,

with tyranny and oppression and rape and pillage for the masses,

but not for me because I paid my dues, suckas, an y'all can suckit!"

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 22:43 | 5714216 Jethro
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She wasn't blurred out.  It was her natural Wookiee-flage.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:11 | 5714294 Chris88
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A wookie, a socialist, and an oil shiek walk into a mosque...

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:27 | 5714360 thebigunit
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...and  the Imam pours them a drink and then asks:

"Why the long face?"

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 01:16 | 5714669 MsCreant
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John Kerry wasn't there, silly.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:52 | 5716728 Anunnaki
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"I'm all ears" works better

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:16 | 5714309 GOSPLAN HERO
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Fear the Wookie.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:17 | 5714318 Occams_Chainsaw
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Please do the needful.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:38 | 5714390 the grateful un...
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the MSM reports (you can watch it for yourself) that in the official greeting line, none of the Saudi rulers would shake Michelles hand.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:40 | 5714400 Sandmann
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She has uncovered arms !! Are they really so crass as to offend ?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:55 | 5714426 thebigunit
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"Hey Bro!  My Daddy was a Muzzie! Fist bump!"

"Ooops! Sorry.  RIGHT HAND fist bump!"

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 23:57 | 5714453 Polymarkos
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I'd blot out and snub the Wookie too.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 08:05 | 5715087 Mi Naem
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No, I think it was supposed to be family friendly, fearing she might scare younger viewers. 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:02 | 5714474 Clowns on Acid
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Love the sound of the Ridayh high school band.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:20 | 5714522 Agent P
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I was just about to say, "Nice of them to roll out Midvale School for the Gifted's jr. high band for the Prez". 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:48 | 5716715 Anunnaki
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Gifted? With first cousin marrying first cousin, it's more like "Special Ed"

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:23 | 5714528 BustainMovealota
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Where's the pic, this trip,  of Obummer bowing to his King.  You know he did.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 01:19 | 5714674 MsCreant
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He has his hand over his heart, pledging allegiance, instead.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:46 | 5716709 Anunnaki
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On his knees blowing is more Barry's style

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:47 | 5714604 the grateful un...
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we wear pink head wraps out of respect for this thing, you call breast cancer

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 00:48 | 5714606 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Guys, I'm the one you really should be blurring

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 02:09 | 5714744 data_monkey
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What was with that circus tune? I was waiting for a trapeze act.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 02:10 | 5714748 The central planners
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If you got your head blurred on saudi state tv that means you're next to be beheaded.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 02:50 | 5714795 Intoxicologist
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The dude with the sword missed a classic opportunity to do some head loppin'.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 04:03 | 5714867 2bit Hoarder
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The still shot in the bottom clip ... the wookie has got some guns on her!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 04:10 | 5714870 Jack Daniels Esq
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Islam - the face of Evil, Death & Ignorance

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 04:14 | 5714876 medium giraffe
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What a pathetic excuse for a King.  Who's the Arab guy with him?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 05:39 | 5714979 zipit
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From camels to kings (and back to camels again?).

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 08:00 | 5715078 kurzdump
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Nope, there is no wayback machine for the desert people. Birds of prey will be lucky for a while.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 07:18 | 5715020 Shitgum Suicide
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I thought covering up in Saudi Arabia was for women. What's Michael getting so much flack for?

It's a man man!

Edit- holy shit did that band suck.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 07:14 | 5715037 Peter Pan
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The sooner Saudi Arabia runs out of oil the better. 

Sick and tired of their sick society.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:45 | 5716702 Anunnaki
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I'm probably too old to watch the spectacle of these clowns having to go back to goatherding to pay the bills

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 07:26 | 5715041 Moe Howard
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Note that Moochel "Chewbacca" Obamao wears wigs, which is a head covering.

An Israeli firm sells hair beanies for Jews in Europe to blend in.

So she was following "the law and customs" in Saudi Land.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:30 | 5716639 thebigunit
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So she was following "the law and customs" in Saudi Land.

Reallyl?!

I'm not calling you a liar, but I would like to hear a real Wahabi Imam say this.

So, could Moochelle get away with wearing a burka with a design of Kim Kardashian in a bikini on the outside?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:43 | 5716693 Anunnaki
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Burka + bikini = Burkini? Can I order Clooney's wife in one of those?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 07:54 | 5715067 bunnyswanson
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Picnic at Hanging Rock - Table clothes and napkins on board!  BYOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x05QuAhpq6o

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 08:04 | 5715089 One Eyed Jack
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When Barry met Sally;

"A story of felation and deflation " maybe we could get Marty D from the DOD in as the pivot man

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 08:19 | 5715110 nathan1234
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Michael rode Barry ashore to Saudi Arabia

Thu, 01/29/2015 - 01:48 | 5718964 MsCreant
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Hallelujah!

We used to sing that one in Sunday School.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 10:13 | 5715443 Nico Bellik
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dude she is covering her penis

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 10:22 | 5715486 TomGa
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"King Khalid International Airport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:15 | 5716355 Sizzurp
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That's the worst band I've ever heard. Truly awful.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:41 | 5716682 Anunnaki
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I heard Salman executed 3 witches for the night's entertainment. Since both guys love killing people so much. Great fun was to be had by all.

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