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Caption Contest: When Barry Met Sally
Having cut his visit short with his other best friend - India's Narendra Modi - President Barack Obama (escorted by his wife Michelle) hopped Air Force One over to Saudi Arabia to pay respects to the dead King and meet-and-greet the new King Salman. The meeting full of pomp and circumstance was, however, not without controversy - with videos circling social media showing Michelle Obama's image blurred out and claims that she was snubbed by King Salman - all apparently untrue.
When Barry Met Sally...
Alleged clips of Michelle Obama blurred out of State TV...
The full meet-and-greet - with non-blurred images and 'some' acknowledgements for The First Lady...
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I will be back in the near future for yours......Allahspeed.
I'll have what "she"'s having.
When Barry met Sally...
He was thinkin' of Reggie
And the Wookie looked on...
"I pledge allegiance to..." (hint: it's not the flag or the country or the people of the USA)
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When Barry met Sally, he thought: "I love King Salmon...I could eat King Salmon all day...or suck it...whichever he wants."
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When Barry met Sally, he thought: "I hope ZeroHedge doesn't do a Caption Contest on this photo right now with me and the Wookie with the King Salmon....I hate when Tyler does that!"
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"Allahu Akbar, bitchez!!!"
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When Barry met Sally he said, "Which tent has the blow and the young boy slave prostitutes??? Let's party!!! See ya later, Wookie!!! Don't get caught drivin' a car!!!"
Was she snubbed cause she's a woman or cause she annoying?
No, it's basically because Saudis don't like Wookies...it's very well known throughout the Empire.
Oh, I got another...
It's just like a "blob-squatch" sighting. You can NEVER get a clear photo of a Sasquatch, right? The Wookie proves the phenomenon. All you get is a blurry smudge over it's head.
And Barry just smiles and allows these guys to ignore his wife. What a man!
Zero ought to hop back on that plane & leave the Wookie stranded there. Now THAT! would be a gas!
stop it, stop it, imma gonna spill my drink.
She has the skills to fly the millenium falcon ( air farce won ) so at this point she is needed. PUNCH IT CHEWIE!
LOL!
I think that's what they re-named Air Force I and II just to make her feel more comfortable flying in them. LOL
Here's her comedic moment in Star Wars: Laugh it up fuzzball!
"Chewbacca not welcome."
They just forgot Chewy was on the side of the good guys, and a male, but we'll give them a pass in her case.
Not wearing a burka.
They really take that shit seriously...lol.
She was driving by herself in the motorcade in a donked out monte carlo, hawaiian punch edition.
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5105/5643640667_6a21dd0f18_z.jpg
she da women?
She wasn't wearing a hijab / niqab / burka which caused some initial consternation. That was assuaged when they realized that she was more of a man than any Western native male born after 1995.
We really do kiss a lot of Saudi ass. Really makes one wonder if it's Israel's bidding we do more or Saudi Arabia's.
Is-real's, via SA, one would imagine. Every public figurehead answers to Hidden Hand Criminal Holdings Inc. Would you want/allow your name known if you owned everything in the world, especially its human inhabitants?
When Obama is on your side you can be sure that country's government is about to be overthrown. Saudi royals just got real nervous. Whats-his-name in India just breathed a sign of relief and couldn't get him on Air Force One fast enough,
Inner voice....
I pledge allegiance to whoever I'm told to.
Think I'm having any fun?
Easier to stand here in the heat and put on my best sad/sincere face than deal with the shitstorm if I don't.
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Awww. But ya know you had another one, I know it, come on...
Let me give it a shot...
" with videos circling social media showing Michelle Obama's image blurred out and claims that she was snubbed by King Salman - all apparently untrue."
Upon further inspection, it was learned that she had a bigger cock than the king, so all was OK.
I don't care why they blurred her out; how do we get the concept jump started in the US?
O man should have put a saddle on that Wookie and told the Saudis that he brought his horse with him.
Camel
Abdulaziz inherits the harem.
The American habit of only one wife,
and that one, sometimes a Wookie?
(with apologies to Kipling)
F,
She probably didn't have time to shave, so the white house people blurred her out
Well, at least they didn't make her carry the luggage on her head.
That woulda been more respectful of the Saudi's than her walkin' around bare arms, head and face uncovered.....
Mad dogs and Wookies,
go out in the mid day sun.
She's a Klingon you guys, not a Wookie. No fur. Got your sci-fi franchises all mixed up. She's from Uranus.
... at least she had a beard...
I hear the loped off head count is up to 4 since the new King parked his ass in the throne. Off to a great start!
I'm sure Barry is cool with that!
Listen you buncha Progressive fuckups. (Addressing the liberals mad at Mooch's feminism being blotted out) Women are chattel in SA. You don't drive, walk around without a big assed rag over your whole body and when you do walk, you walk way the shit behind your man. That's their custom, like it or not. Wanna be respectful? Oh, I thought not. They should all be like us, you say? Ever thought that's why they wanna kill all us westerners. Mooch has her arms uncovered.... Oh fuck me. IS there anybody else anywhere else the O'Sockpuppets wanna piss off?
I didn't think so. Because nobody left to piss off. Apparently.
PS Did biz there for many years and that be the customs then... and it's worse now, not better.
They don't need feminism at all: it would ruin all their fertility rate and their women (turning them into whore or bossy bitch).
School case: Japanese women, ruined by American imported feminism going into extinction mode soon (Fuckushima help them also).
She didn't have her head covered, which would have gotten her a good hiding from the religious police (mattawa) if she was walking around the streets of Riyadh. She's blotted out so as not to upset the Saudi population that they let an uncovered woman (read slut) around their leaders. Had she covered her head the western media would've gotten more upset about kowtowing than if the president holds hands and kisses the king.
"IS there anybody else anywhere else the O'Sockpuppets wanna piss off?
I didn't think so. Because nobody left to piss off. Apparently."
Oh, knuk, you underestimate the man. He's Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, FDR and Neville Chamberlain all rolled into one.
There will be blood. Oh yes, there will be blood.
NoDebt, right now I'm beginning reminisce rather fondly of Jimmy Carter .....
At least his wife didn't outlaw pepperoni pizza in schools.
No shit! They can't keep Crack out of the schools, yet that bitch removes food...FFS
10-4 Knuckles, worked in Middle East for 5 years, one of those in Saudi. Didn't dare go against their customs at risk of being jailed on a whim. Before going there co-workers warned me that Saudi was the ass$@le of the world. Not far off, I guess there are othe places worse so would never want to verify.
It was reggie
a blue dress at a state funeral .... yeah, she is that dumb, vain and plain bat shit craaaaazy
See! Exactly! That's what the fuck I'm talkin' about!
Hey now, take it easy on Michelle's upholsterer
You can take the woman outta the ghetto, but you can't take the....Oh, nevermind...
Wookies are known to pull peoples arms out of their sockets when they are made to wear dresses wookies don't like...
Jeez, never really noticed that the wookie had been beaten with an ugly stick... yech
Caption Contest:
One hump or two?
How much for ze leetle boyz???
Did Barry give him a kiss from Bush?
Their custom is to not perform oral sex in public. So no.
I knew a gay guy who went to a Halloween costume party dressed as Cinderella. He wore a hoop skirt. He said he got more blow jobs that night than he ever had in his life.
I wonder if those robes work that way?
Should I draw a cartoon of it? One Thousand and One Arabian Knights. A long Fellatio line. Sounds hot. That cartoon with Uncle Sam kneeling and the "Arab King" telling everyone they need to be more obsequious like Uncle Sam is, this is what that cartoonist really wants to draw, but can't.
The whole thing is so absurd, a word like "disgusting" cannot begin to cover it.
Caption:
Obama: "Back off , you horndogs, I know she's a looker, but she's aleady in MY harem."
"No, wait. I'm in HER harem."
"Back off fuckers, she has a bigger dick than any of you!"
at least they're out of the country. let the rest of the world deal with those two imbeciles for awhile.
Please, please, please...,
book the return flight through Malaysia.
I forget, will we blame the Russians or the Ukranians or the Malaysians or the North Koreans.
I just can't keep up any more.
[Don't worry Kaiserhoff, I know it would really be us].
Who gives a shit. The country is going to hell in a hand basket and we're talking about Michelle Obama?
Some of us are just tossin' back a drink or three, havin' some popcorn and laughin' at the Wookie and its wife. USA's irretrievably gone to shit, son - why bitch about what can't be fixed? Have a drink, have a laugh, and check your supply levels regularly - you'll be just fine.
Maybe you're right.
"USA's irretrievably gone to shit..."
Hope not.
They are right.
Use your old avatar, she was great. She had "impact." Good image.
Sorry, we're there already. Buckle up and enjoy the ride, it's going to be a rough one, from here on out.
King Salmon and Barry, a chinook and a lox.
"Why did he bring a Wookiee to the funeral?"
The banksters need to repay us.
What did I win?!
That blurred photo is just a natural phenomena, it's why Yetis and Sasquatches have never been filmed
what did you win???...that's funny, and will be the subject of tomorrows caption contest...
Wise King Salman: "Women are only for fucking! You know, like ALL the little people!"
Yes'em Missa Massa Suh: "Yessum Missa Massa Suh!"
Saudi point of view
http://www.alriyadh.com/1016566
http://www.alriyadh.com/en/article/1016569/Custodian-of-the-Two-Holy-Mosques-receives-US-President
Dude.... looks like she's got a moustache in one them photos.
Unfortunate shadow indeed. I guess the outfit is horrible BUT it does not show her figure. Maybe that was more important than some other things? A compromise? I'll wear shit tailoring, but some color?
This thing is so screwed. If I was doing this with my husband, the whole thing is already hypocritical kiss ass shit. I'd find a beautiful burka (Maybe some lace? Dunno, do some research) and just be done with it. It is what it is. That outfit is shit and I would never be seen in it, anywhere, for anyone, for any reason.
"For those about to rock. We salute you."
Only women have to wear a head scarf. Wookies, well not so much.
The Sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rockin' the Casbah
The Clash
The two greatest enemies of both the Muslim world and the US. Where is a drone when you need one.
I find most pictures of Sasquatch sightings are grainy and blurry. Why would this sighting be any different?
Could that baby mama with the ghetto booty drive in Riyadh?
Didn't think so cunts. Fuck the author of this BS article.
I wish they would blur her out on our channels.
Hugging the perps of 9-11 has to be a new low.
Old low, they been loving them long time.
Barry's scrawny ass looks nervous..Scared? This poseur knows he could be taken out by any number of means, and that his new partners are actually directors in this shit and will very much still be in power long after little barry 'retires' as a mega wealthy ultra elitist. A F'ing celebrity.
Obama is now taking lessons on how to be a King.
Wait, all their laws are only applicable to humans, right?
Salsipuedes' Wild Planet
The Toady
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As it slithers through both the domestic and foreign landscape, often in broad daylight, but particularly at night during major holidays, the Toady exercises his venomous prowess, known to perform sexual acts on its prey, anesthetizing the unsuspecting sheep into a supporific extravaganza of confusion, perversion and indolence, to the extent that it's faculties are virtually short-circuited before it is devoured mercilessly.
NEXT WEEK: The Chickenhawk!
Seems appropriate that the video was provided by ShamsPro. BTW, that is the worst military band ever - typical third world effort of infants under the pomp and vulgarity.
They should have turned her lose butt naked so the world could blot out her junk.
BO: "I pledge allegiance to the ragheads, and the shadow world government for which they stand,
one world elite pedophile mass murderers, under some demented satanic god, indivisible,
with tyranny and oppression and rape and pillage for the masses,
but not for me because I paid my dues, suckas, an y'all can suckit!"
She wasn't blurred out. It was her natural Wookiee-flage.
A wookie, a socialist, and an oil shiek walk into a mosque...
...and the Imam pours them a drink and then asks:
John Kerry wasn't there, silly.
"I'm all ears" works better
Fear the Wookie.
Please do the needful.
the MSM reports (you can watch it for yourself) that in the official greeting line, none of the Saudi rulers would shake Michelles hand.
She has uncovered arms !! Are they really so crass as to offend ?
"Hey Bro! My Daddy was a Muzzie! Fist bump!"
"Ooops! Sorry. RIGHT HAND fist bump!"
I'd blot out and snub the Wookie too.
No, I think it was supposed to be family friendly, fearing she might scare younger viewers.
Love the sound of the Ridayh high school band.
I was just about to say, "Nice of them to roll out Midvale School for the Gifted's jr. high band for the Prez".
Gifted? With first cousin marrying first cousin, it's more like "Special Ed"
Where's the pic, this trip, of Obummer bowing to his King. You know he did.
He has his hand over his heart, pledging allegiance, instead.
On his knees blowing is more Barry's style
we wear pink head wraps out of respect for this thing, you call breast cancer
Guys, I'm the one you really should be blurring
What was with that circus tune? I was waiting for a trapeze act.
If you got your head blurred on saudi state tv that means you're next to be beheaded.
The dude with the sword missed a classic opportunity to do some head loppin'.
The still shot in the bottom clip ... the wookie has got some guns on her!
Islam - the face of Evil, Death & Ignorance
What a pathetic excuse for a King. Who's the Arab guy with him?
From camels to kings (and back to camels again?).
Nope, there is no wayback machine for the desert people. Birds of prey will be lucky for a while.
I thought covering up in Saudi Arabia was for women. What's Michael getting so much flack for?
It's a man man!
Edit- holy shit did that band suck.
The sooner Saudi Arabia runs out of oil the better.
Sick and tired of their sick society.
I'm probably too old to watch the spectacle of these clowns having to go back to goatherding to pay the bills
Note that Moochel "Chewbacca" Obamao wears wigs, which is a head covering.
An Israeli firm sells hair beanies for Jews in Europe to blend in.
So she was following "the law and customs" in Saudi Land.
Reallyl?!
I'm not calling you a liar, but I would like to hear a real Wahabi Imam say this.
So, could Moochelle get away with wearing a burka with a design of Kim Kardashian in a bikini on the outside?
Burka + bikini = Burkini? Can I order Clooney's wife in one of those?
Picnic at Hanging Rock - Table clothes and napkins on board! BYOB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x05QuAhpq6o
When Barry met Sally;
"A story of felation and deflation " maybe we could get Marty D from the DOD in as the pivot man
Michael rode Barry ashore to Saudi Arabia
Hallelujah!
We used to sing that one in Sunday School.
dude she is covering her penis
"King Khalid International Airport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."
That's the worst band I've ever heard. Truly awful.
I heard Salman executed 3 witches for the night's entertainment. Since both guys love killing people so much. Great fun was to be had by all.