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While We Await The Durable Goods Data, The Algos Already "Know"

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This happened exactly at 830ET when the Duable Goods orders data was supposed to be released

 

 

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Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:37 | 5710161 j.tennquist
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When you flip a coin you have a 50/50 chance of calling it right.

Tails.  You lose.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:44 | 5710199 Arius
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50/50 is pretty good ... Mr. Li got to make the money somewhere ....

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:47 | 5710226 NoDebt
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Oops.  Looks like the Autobots got it wrong this time.  Damned Decepticons and their tricky schemes!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 11:24 | 5710762 MonetaryApostate
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If you can't beat em, join em?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:36 | 5710164 EscapeKey
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Goldman Sachs leaked them to the St Louis Fed early.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 10:15 | 5710328 ghengis86
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You jest (or maybe not), but I think that's closer to the truth than the other way around.

+100000000000000

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 11:25 | 5710767 MonetaryApostate
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Don't follow the crowd, follow the banks!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 11:15 | 5710687 turnoffthewater
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F NY

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:38 | 5710168 Salzburg1756
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"A duable good": like shoot a bankster?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:38 | 5710175 Spooky Polish
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There's a lot of duable good indeed. 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 10:04 | 5710287 Pool Shark
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Shoot a Bankster?

That's doing good and doing well...

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:37 | 5710169 ross81
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even when I see Obama's mug in an ad here I want to punch the screen.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:43 | 5710170 kowalli
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algos is writing data, algos is reading data, algos is trading...

it is fucking insane

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:37 | 5710172 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, raise rates motherfuckers!!!!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:38 | 5710176 papaswamp
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Epic bitchez...

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:40 | 5710177 Larry Darrell
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Whiplash incoming.  We will make new all time low yields soon methinks.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:41 | 5710179 NoDebt
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Haven't you guys signed up for the pre-release list yet?  I've been on it for years.  When you fill out the application it asks for your occupation.  Just fill in "US Senator" or "Head of State" or "President of TBTF bank" and they'll sign you right up.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:42 | 5710192 insanelysane
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You forgot "Major Party Bundler".

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:42 | 5710193 kowalli
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No, where can i signed up?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:45 | 5710220 NoDebt
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There's a secret link on Healthcare.gov.  Gotta click on the woman's elbow on the first screen.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:53 | 5710249 kowalli
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okey, wait a minute, .... and it's gone

WTF man?

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 10:46 | 5710524 kw2012
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Ithought it was a secret code you punched in on your ObamaPhone

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:41 | 5710180 blown income
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking circus! guess algo's programmers just set on auto pilot  last night due to the 8 ft of snow...oh wait....

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:41 | 5710183 insanelysane
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Apparently the revision for the previous month is "unexpectedly" lower.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:41 | 5710191 robertocarlos
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With an economy this good you have to raise rates or inflation will eat you alive.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:44 | 5710204 Made in Occupie...
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Goldman Sachs payed Clarence Beeks for the data in a parking lot.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:44 | 5710219 Rubbish
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Greed 301, Masters in the other building.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:47 | 5710233 madbraz
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Not the first time they did this.  I suspect it's the NY FED.  If you ban futures markets, a big parte of the (manipulation) problem goes away.

 

 

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:51 | 5710247 SheepDog-One
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Right, S&P has been pumped from 666 to 2,050 or whatever all during premarket....disgusting.

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:47 | 5710234 SheepDog-One
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Zee stabeeleetee!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:53 | 5710253 Eagle Keeper
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Its the weather!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 09:56 | 5710270 Ragmar
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Doable Girls down? Oh no, oh yes!

Tue, 01/27/2015 - 10:09 | 5710313 buzzsaw99
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It was me. I tried to cash that $50 savings bond gammy gave me.

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