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The Fed's Message, Simplified: Shortest FOMC Statement Since 2012
While the Fed is clearly hinting that lower crude inflation doesn't bother it because "recent declines in energy prices have boosted household purchasing power" and is generally more hawkish on the economy and the labor force, the clearest message from the Fed is simple: or so it would like to convey. At 569 this was the shortest FOMC statement since November 2012! Which can only mean one thing: an attempt at renormalization, if only for now.
So what happens next if the relentless USD surge continues with the markets expecting a Fed rate hike? We'll find out soon enough.
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Or nearing the end of the bucket of lies?
I thought it was more like an everlasting gobstopper of lies.
Who are we fucking kidding?
Good luck renormalizing this...
I think it would be more likely to renormailize this...
when she removes her left eye she gives great socket.
yup , this is not a Normal market but a Freak show
Starring Mr. Yellen as The Bearded Lady.
I'd prefer these communications Tweeted. Or perhaps a "Ceasar Thumb" sign (sidways...then up or down).
“"Considerable time" sentence dropped entirely””
..to be replaced with THIS
To a {socio,psycho}path, it's only 4T. A 64-bit computer can count all the way to ~18 quintillion. We gots a long ways to go brotha.
@maskone: I was eating lunch when I read that...
Some things are simply irreversible.
Brother, can you spare a quadrillion?
[Federally mandated] Alms for the greedy?
Once upon a time, a bus ride used to cost a "quarter." One day in the future, it will cost a "quadder" (one quadrirrion dorrar), when 128-bit computers are all the rage, and QE happens in the nonillions (10^27).
I expect the shortest Fed statement to occur right after the next financial crisis strikes and the Ponzi collapses.
It will read: "Sorry, we were wrong. You're screwed."
A sociopath would write something slightly different:
Sorry, you were wrong. You're screwed. C ya!
lol
You really expect an apology?
more like - "Nothing left to steal - we're outta here..."
Well with everything on the right track, strong jobs and all, there really is no need to be to wordy!
When you have a strong hand on the helm it's always good!
all those jobs fresh of the fucking printer and crude inventories way up- inflation way down and crude way down. everything this q-tip head/cunt of a tranny yellen says is a complete contradiction of their "data"
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as i type this the 10y and 30y are close to equalizing. that means they will pay you nearly the same to hold dollars for ten years as for 30 years. what the flying fuck is that all about?
close to inverting ... hhmm, wonder if that is good ...
Copy & Paste and begin educating others. For starters "We" collectively must begin starving the Beast. Peaceful Non Compliance / Non Participation into the Criminal Fraud UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. System of Debt Bondage & Enslavement.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, INC.
Non-profit Delaware Corporation
Incorporation Date: 4/19/89
File No. 2193946
The corporation is registered in the state of Delaware.
STOP CONSENTING (Black's Laws Dictionary) either by Silence or Contracting with the Criminal Fraud.
-Stop paying Taxes.
-Stop buying their GMO Poison. Fast foods, sodas, Sucralose etc...
-Take your $ out of the Criminal TBTFBANKSTERS CIA drug money laundering Banks & transfer it to your Local Credit Union,
-Buy Local.
-Stop Voting or revoke your voters registration cards.
-Stay out of their Criminal Fraud Maritime / Admiralty Courts.
-Stop Contracting (CONSENT) via signature with the State.
-Educate, educate, educate.
-Home School. Stop the Indoctrination.
And, most importantly.
It's been proven time & time again on ZH the markets are manipulated. It's one huge Global Ponzi Scheme.
-Cash out. It's eventually going to collapse. Cripple the Criminal Fraud System as much as it's Crippled you.
-Store your wealth. Purchase food, precious metals, barter items. You'll need them.
I think its a bit late for this, those who don't know already are the consenting majority who won't appreciate the info as truth as it "upsets" their day to day lemming paradigm.
Fewer words now mean less retractions later.
I wonder how far the( federal reserves's) TRUE financial outlook is? 'Western Central Banks' have completely abandoned any kind of responsible fiduciary reporting.
It's clearly apparent that their financial targets aren't being met.
It seems to me that the only way price stability, and true valuations are going to merge with the markets, is through honest "price discovery".
How we achieve that valuation is open to debate~ My Ideas are a bit Draconian. ;-)
USSR or Argentina (ten yrs ago) are my guess for the return of price discovery. Folks are forcefully disengaged from debt slavery thru low, or no, pay. They then turn to barter out of necessity. Then, a reset can occur from the ground up. Similar thing is now happening in Venezuela.
The "Ancient Egyptians" figured it out?
I absolutely agree with your commment , BTW.
Silver-Investor.com looks like it may go up for sale soon..David Morgan expects silver to turn around in 2015. Maybe that gives us a hint of the Feds true financial outlook.
Someone went out back behind the Eccles Armory and noticed the powder was still soggy. Need a little more time to dry it out. Back with you soon enough.
Time's up
at doorstep of next recession .... and
FR outta bullets
1.72
10yr having a good day ... yield down 10 bps
Do these people really think the "market" believe them? We have Germany and Japan with their ten year yielding under 1% and our ten year is trending that way. Do they really think people believe they will invert the yield curve and blow the whole fucking thing again? What a bunch of rubes.
Anything is [possible] with negative interest rates Doc?
I agree, "the lunatics are running the asylum".
They aren't inverting the yield curve Doc. It was always inverted! Look at S/T borrowing costs.
Look at student loans, consumer credit, credit cards.
Junk Away, the people that lend you money have models that guage "return ratios". Those ratios are small.
Those lenders have carrying costs. The guy holding 2000 subprime Porsche loans, want's rates low! The guy that bought his house and ATM'ed it for improvements, want's rates low.
Look at it this way:
The banks are no longer benefiting from QE.
The Fed does not have any interest in Main Street if their historical behaviors are indicative.
The banks need higher interest rates in order to make any money.
Case Closed
Right. Higher rates for profit. QE for bailout after collapse. Heads they win, tails, we lose.
Okay, so you're argument is higher interest rates through a (zero based) negative capture?
I'm joking. I know you're a smart person/
The banks need lower interest rates on the money they borrow and relend to you at the same rate as now...that's how they increase their profits or mitigate their losses
Todays shortest FOMC statement : RUN !
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