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The New Greek Government Arrives In Its Residence: Finds No Power, No Wifi Password And No Toilet Soap
Things in Greece are bad. So bad, that the outgoing government of Antonis Samaras decided to not only leave the new inhabitants of the official residence of the Greek prime minister, the Maximos Mansion, without power, and without the WiFi password, but they decided to "borrow" all the soap in the toilet as well.
More from Spiegel, google translated:
"We sit in the dark. We have no internet, no email, no way to communicate with each other", said an employee of the Office, who has worked for various government for years. "That's never happened before." It shows that Samaras' team have "no manners and no decency."
Because of blackouts in the Maximos Mansion the official website of the Greek Prime Minister still shows the image and the resume of Samaras - even though since Monday, the left SYRIZA leader Alexis Tsipras is the head of government in Athens.
It was the first time that a government handover has been so bitter, said the office staff to SPIEGEL ONLINE. "Everything was seamless and worked under Mr Samaras but he would not let Mr Tsipras benefit."
Samaras had already demonstrated in recent days that he is a bad loser. He was absent, as Tsipras arrived after his swearing-in of the Maximos Mansion on Monday. This Samaras broke with tradition: It is common for an outgoing Prime Minister his successor in office sitting welcomes you and wishes him success for the government's work.
The environment of the ousted conservative Prime Minister pointed out that Samaras was not required according to Greek constitution to welcome his successor welcome.
But the lack of internet access should be the least of the problems for Tsipras and his team. Greek media report that Samaras' employees have not even left the soap in the staff toilets.
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Maybe we were wrong to mock Greek austerity after all.
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Samaras is a cunt.
He even stole the TP. That SOB must be caught.
Actually Goldman Sachs was supplying all the perks and without their puppets in place GS cut off everything.
The wifi is bugged.
Obviously the former administration belongs in jail.
Welcome to your commie, sorry socialist, utopia.
Maybe they could borrow from their comrades in Venezuela...
Oh, wait....
Send your TP to CARE....
I hear that TYLER DURDEN has an 'excellent' soap making business...
The things you own end up owning you.
Do you know what a duvet is?....
They realized all the soap in the bathroom won't get their dirty hands clean.
The departing folks must have been related to the Clintons
And I'll betcha the White House will be stripped bare, down to the studs when the gentile people leave
When Bush the younger took office he found that the Clinton staffers had removed all the "W" keys from the computer keyboards. So this type of chickenshit behaviour isn't unique to Greece.
When the Clinton team visited a US Aircraft Carrier they left with all the towels, silverware, robes, and anything not welded to the ship. The Captain was so incensed he sent the Whitehouse a bill for all the missing supplies.
That’s what venal liberal and ex-wife cunts do..
I'm no Bush fan anymore, but recall this…
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/12/us/white-house-vandalized-in-transition-gao-finds.html
Just imagine what the Obama locusts will do when they finally leave the White House in 2017...
Likely that the WH won't be there given how many nks have gone missing in the last year...
plus -- PLUS -- the condom dispenser is empty
and the playboys in the desk drawer are all .. sullied
yuck,
antonis
Trickle Down Economics from the previous govt with Goldman Sachs Squid ties.
And when the current coalition govt in the UK took over from the socialist geniuses in the outgoing Labour government, they discovered a handwritten note in the Treasury office that read 'sorry, but there's no money left'.
Barry is going to do the same thing when the next republican president gets to the whitehouse.
And one of those staffers had a bad case of the cold and bragged that he had licked all the doorknobs.
Greeks: You are emerging from the darkest moment before the dawn of your new country, and a renewed national spirit. Today's light will show you the path of escape from the Rothschilds, Warburgs and their IMF, EU and American financial manipulators, GS and others.
And to you Victoria Nuland, and your vicious, deluded statist conspirators, et al: a hearty F U.
They keep their soap in the toilet?
I'm going to tear of a few sheets, enough for a dirty deuce and sent it to them as a donation. We could start a campaign to support the new government. TP donations..
Tyler: do you have the address for the palace
Not hard to find: 19 Irodou Attikou St., Athens 106-74, Greece http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximos_Mansion
Interesting details about the mansion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Mansion,_Athens
They realized all the soap in the bathroom won't get their dirty hands clean.
They realized all the soap in the bathroom won't get their dirty hands clean.
What do you want? Wanna go back to the shit job, fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? Fuck you, I won't do it.
Strannick, did not junk you. This is another quote from Fight Club. Seems apropos....
They realized all the soap in the bathroom won't get their dirty hands clean.
"No Power? No Wifi password? No toilet soap too? ~ That's hard to IMAGINE John"
Well ~ It's easy if you try Dick...
Wifi password is 'gov123'
My guess would be 123456.
Love your Twilight Zone name. You are obsolete!!
Stop Listening To Intellectuals, And Cowards
Greece,
Do us these three favors, please:
First: Stop Private-Bank credit creation towards real estate and stocks. This way you will avoid bubbles
Second: Direct state money towards production and energy. This way you will avoid unemployment and inequality
Third: Stop international money and its speculators. This way you avoid rents, serfdoms, and feeding Oligarchs
While stopping listening to nonsense, misleading doctrines, and propaganda.
Ummm...I clicked like but also recognize this looks a little like North Korea.
So, stop repeating, and believing in the nonsense you just wrote.
Bravo. Well played.
Can't believe I get to say "I need TP for my bunghole!" twice in one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaKi9NTzS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HilVFpvzuBM
They should be greatful that they did not get all the "W" stolen from their PC Keyboards.....
Strange times.
Two small victories for the little people in the last few days:
1) Greeks get off their knees and prepare to throw off the yoke of IMF serfdom
2) Rojava Kurds - with the help of YPG/YPJ, peshmerga and even a few FSA - kick fake ISIS completely the hell out of Kobane. 650 U.S. JDAMS probably helped, too. The U.S. was actually on the right side this time. How on earth did that happen? Turkey provided transit for ISIS and resupplied them, making them a state sponsor of terror. Knuckleheads.
Not a problem. What better message can they send to Brussels than wipe their ass with Euro's
Oh no, we have offended the fragile sensibilities of a bunch of leftoids who have no sense of humor. OH but they do, as long as the derision is directed towards "right-wing Republicunts" or "teabaggers". The newly elected Greeks are far left, everybody knows this. So let's go junkers, this is FIGHT CLUB and you won't listen to reason so....
I love it when someone trots out "left" and "right." They're easy to stymie. Ask what they MEAN, debunk each point, and then explain the concepts of Oligarchical Collectivism and Controlled Opposition. Another favorite descriptor: "RADICAL," as in "The RADICAL Greek Government." We should all be so radical, dude!
Google be praised, but I think the editor cleaned that up a bit.
Thanks.
All someone's gotta do is press in the reset button on all the wireless routers that supply the wifi signal(s), then login to the router's setup pages and reset the passwords to what they want them to be. As far as soap goes, yer on yer own there, pals!
We G Sached some folks.
We toilet soaped some folks.
Toilet soap? Does, does this mean they have toilets?
He went to South America to start a new toiletries business.
What's the problem, we Greeks don't wash our hands anyhow.
Wait till they find out what else he stole...
The purpose of the soap theft IS to distract from the other stuff Team Samras stole.
So I guess that means THE ROPE is gone too...
I have a grope on a rope soap. Wife won't let me use it.
... probably ripped off granite countertops, sinks and faucets as well.
Soap opera.
Did they take all the 'W's off the keyboards too? Or maybe the 'T's this time.
Wait till the O'Pajamas leave a stripped bare WartHouse
First item is to send out those guys who wear those funny short skirts, with their rifles, and hunt down those guys!
So is the rest, but guess what the financial issues with Greece isn't over by far. They will be back in the mess within weeks.
"Now a question of Etiquette, as I pass, do i give you ass or Crotch"
Sore losers. They would rather destroy Greece than see it safely handed over.
No soap, No toilet paper??? I bet plenty of E coli smeared everywhere though.
"This" is Sparta??
He should have guessed the wifi password by now. It's obviously 300.
299
DRAMA or DRACHMA
Cornhole.
lube
Even an idiot like myself can log onto the Greek network.
username: Opa!
password: 123456
What idiot would use that password? It's the same one I use for my luggage.
I think I started a monster
How many commies does it take to hard reset a wireless router?
No its 42.... The answer to everything is 42...
1-2-3-4-5. The same as his luggage.
This is austerity.
This is skid mark!
Remember when they took all the W's off the keyboards in the White House at Shift change. ?
i think i like the snitching the Soap and Toilet paper idea Better...
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But can he operate the three seashells?
I got that reference without clicking on the link - Oh boy, I've wasted far too many hours of my life watching films.
Considering what's been going on in the world the last few years maybe it's time to dust off that copy of Demolition Man and watch it carefully.
Personally I felt that movie was way ahead of its time considering it was 'just' a scifi action film.
Absolutely. Way ahead of its time.
Being a fan of the genre, I'm pretty sure I've got it on my emergency shtf flash drive. I believe that film started my unhealthy pining for mind-sex with Sandy Bullock.
I don't think her mind is her best feature ;-)
The people who claim to have the right to tell others what to do are just showing their true colours.
They are just a bunch of idiots acting like children.
Makes me think of a line in a song by Elbow....
The leaders of the 'free' world are just little boys throwing stones.
If only all they had to throw was stones.
love that song
Maybe they can barter olive oil and plastic shoes to Venezula for toilet paper...
Oh wait....
Asswipe could become a strategic commodity on par with oil.
We Soaked Some Folks. Watch out, don't bend over to pick up that soap...Might be painful.
Guess we don't have to worry about Mr Tsipras getting on a soap box.
Won't have to worry about Hitlery returning the fine China either
G1!
Well they can always vote themselves some water, power soap and wifi, right?
They will probably demand those things from the ECB.
Or maybe the BRICS...you need to Greece those skids.
You can't spell PIIGS without Greece.
Well you could, but then it would be Piis, which is way too close to the truth.
OK I'll go stand in the corner now;)
ZH should have a button that says: "stay in the corner" ;-)
funny how cherished this insulting acronym has become. it reminds me of the many ZH comments that just go like "Fuck the EU"... without reference to anything whatsoever if it is Victoria Nuland saying it or just a parroting of something else, or a true statement of a feeling versus of the EU
if a parrot says something very profound and original... is that an indication that that parrot is wise?
He didn't blame it on austerity? ;-)
Ahem. I thought I 'splained transitions to you, young man.
First, you sell the art work, and a couple of Islands..., get the funds to Zurich..,
then you bitch about the Clintons. Ah shit, different set of thieves, but same difference.
My bad.
Young man!? ;-)
Yes yes, apparently all the good stuff is gone but I did note them wanting slide up next to China, who was about to take over their second? largest port to repay debt.
Things that make ya go hmmm...lol.
Things that mak you go hmmmmm......
Why the fuck do people go along with this shit?
I'm forced to interact with the insane system imposed on me, but I at least try not to make it easy for TPTB to exploit me.
Countries are a bullshit construct.
Well yes & no I guess (on countries).
People form unions, bonds, alliances etc. based on their mutual beliefs, desires & wants. I wouldn't fight to keep the NE in "my compact" because most of it is alien to me, it might as well be a "foreign country" to me.
I think forcing people together (which takes a centralized authorty) leaves a little bit to be desired ;-)
I think 'forcing' people to do anything is a bad idea.
I have friends of very varied ethnicity. None of them, or I, give a shit about such things.
Honest exchange without a middle man would pretty much sort everything out.
I'm not holding my breath.
Pretty much the same for me on the ethnicity scale. Got a friend who is southern black clergy who cooks up some mean ass shine, smokes cigars while chewing tobacco (no lie...old school, wonderful man...lol), a beautiful blue-eyed blonde neice who married a Korean photographer (both fashion biz), Mexicans, Viets, its a hodgepodge.
The one thing is, we all think alike on one level, none of us want some sort of nanny-state looking after us.
We're fine, they are fucked.
Most are not so fortunate.
Most what, to have such good friends and family?
Could be why they're such miserable human beings.
Is your "friend" a 911 truth denier, too, like you?
Are all your friends obsessive compulsives like you?
Do all your friends have this weird habit of chasing what they are told are rabbits, only to find they're cats? And having been made fools of time after time after time, why do they always get mad at the cats instead of the ones who told them they were rabbits?
As long as they don't mess with the topless beaches,
we be cool.
Have they counted the silverware yet?
Pretty apparent to me that the soap is half full.
What they use Clinton's staffers?
+100 lmao
I'm sure somehow this is Germany's fault. Tsirpas needs to visit Auschwitz and complain. Then talk to the ambassador from Venezuela to get the inside track on toilet paper and soap.
And this is only a start:
The tactics of artificial destructionKyle Bass CNBC interview 01/23/2015 in Davos
http://www.octafinance.com/kyle-bass-euro-go-oil-will-force-fed-delay-ra...
The communist and facists are working on the issues in Greece with Dugin from Russia. This should be resolved shortly with fresh new fiat to wipe with.
The ones who left should be the first ones to have any pensions cancelled.
I want to see their smug faces when they open the doors to the file storage at the FinMin
Yo, start diggin'!!!
Right here:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/must-see-greece-explained-one-picture
why anyone gave them even billions more is beyond me...
Why anyone would buy them a ham sammich...?
How rude! They should at least have left an IOU.
Cute. They left a whole fucking lot of them, didn't they?
When Clintoon left office they took all the "W" keys off the keyboard. Kleptocracies are all the same the whores.
Proper fucked.... before Ze Germans get there.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ru2uixqA7Fk
Just hate people that steal when leaving office:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/clinton-gifts-called-disturbing/
The picture shows the soap was used up, not taken...
You don't know how they drained that sack, do you?
....and no gold.
I expect them to find gold painted lead bricks as in the Ukraine.
That is if there is any as it was pledged to the ECB for the last bailout.
Talk to Mr. Panos about that "soap-on-a-rope", unfiltered Camels, worry beads, and a case of oozo. You're going to need all of these things before it's over.
www.traderzoo.mobi
They need to quit using that high dollar bagged soap and make do with th cakes
and I remember the story about Clinton staffers removing or disabling the W key on keyboards when moving out for Bush
humans are such fun monkeys sometimes :)
FYI - That was a myth.
Not according to the GAO and the New York Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/12/us/white-house-vandalized-in-transitio...
You can ALWAYS trust the GAO and the NYT.
they couldve just typed in "Dubya" instead
Nazis were never good losers.
I said it a few days back but as a boring repetitive fuck i'll say it again :-
The first action of the New Greek Government should have been to place the previous government UNDER HOUSE ARREST and TOO FREEZE THEIR ASSETS.
The fact that they didn't shows REMARKABLE NAIVETY FROM DAY UNO.
It's not too late to confiscate their passports until auditing the expense and personal accounts; SO FUCKING DO IT!!
If Papandreou is still HANGING AROUND, him fucking too.
This is the action that these criminals understand and the RESPECT they'll get should carry them until they sit down with the Vichy Goldman Troika.
Yes, that would have been the SENSIBLE thing to do..
Instead, what did they do? First order of the day, pissing off the Germans. Second order, begging from the Russians.
Everyone knows Russians neither like beggars nor gays.
You sound like a butthurt German faggot
Beware the things to come (and go).
The central banking cartels have been wounded; by Iceland (...it's just a flesh wound")by the Swiss, by Greece...,
Russian Deputy PM has mentioned 'purging' the central bank interests out of Russia,
Russia is willing to work with Greece and Turkey for the new gas lines.
The euro is part of the central bank's global currency plan and it has been wounded. Wounded animals are dangerous.
This childish spiteful actions from the outgoing Greek government speaks a lot to their anger, their pain and their extent of self entitlement.
The more the central bank cartels are wounded, the more 'scorched earth' reactions we will see. This episode is humorus, some others will be.....not so much.
Jungle Love ~ Steve Miller Band Bitchez
Damn, I missed the bottom by 30 pips. Effin banksters. :-D
JFC Yen, have you no mercy? Here you are talking financial issues when the fucking Greek politicians can’t even wipe their arses, nor wash their hands after! You fucking lunatic sadist.
Look on the bright side, at least they left the lightbulbs.
Thats cause the electricity to run them dun run out...
I am the great Samarasholio, I need TP for my Bunghole!