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S&P Gives Up AAPL-Bounce Gains, Dow Negative Post-QE3

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But they said it was over...

AAPL-Bounce go bye bye...

 

And for those who said the Greek election is not affecting US stocks...

 

 

As The Dow has now given up all its gains post-QE3...

 

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Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:49 | 5715847 wendigo
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I find this new volatility disturbing. What about my 401k?!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:54 | 5715864 TeamDepends
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You'll be even more disturbed when they confiscate it to plug up the hole in the sinking ship.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:56 | 5715888 cossack55
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At least they will offer you MyRA.  Feel better now?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:59 | 5715905 Hammerabi
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They!!!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:06 | 5715934 eclectic syncretist
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Yellen is to the economy as iceberg is to Titanic.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:58 | 5715889 TruthInSunshine
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BTFDips!

J. Eau Yellen is on deck!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:59 | 5715895 Pool Shark
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Not to worry; the economy is so strong, the Fed will be raising rates later today...

Well,... maybe at their next meeting...

Okay,... in the winter...

Alright,... early 2016...

Without a doubt,... by the end of 2016...

Oh, who am I kidding,... It ain't happenin'...

 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:17 | 5715984 SheepDog-One
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In reality we'll see NIRP before we ever see any rate increases....probably never.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:24 | 5716019 Pool Shark
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Indeed.

I can't predict where the S&P 500 will be 5-years from now...

I can't predict where Oil will be 5-Years from now...

I can't predict where Gold will be 5-Years from now...

I can't predict where the USD/EUR will be 5-Years from now...

I can predict where interest rates will be 5-Years from now: LOWER...

 

[We are ALL Japan now...]

Cash, Bonds, Gold

 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 13:00 | 5716206 glenlloyd
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Rates can never rise. We're stuck in this stinking cess pool because our central planners made really bad decisions years ago. Unfortunately they continue to make the same bad decisions. At some point all those bad decisions will come home to roost.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:50 | 5715850 ukspreads
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Not to worry, that can be revised as well

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:49 | 5715853 Tsar Pointless
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"Quick, Mortimer! Get in there and BTFD!"

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:11 | 5715940 SheepDog-One
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Fuck him! Turn those machines back ON!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:51 | 5715854 Spungo
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You didn't revise that!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:51 | 5715856 Maplehood
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The S&P is getting ready to break....but which way??

http://www.goldsqueeze.com/analysis/sp-500-ready-to-break-but-which-way

 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:53 | 5715868 LawsofPhysics
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Run the chart out a few more years, you'll see your answer.

 

hey, there is no spoon you stupid fuck.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:59 | 5715894 Maplehood
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no spoon? I don't get it

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:53 | 5715863 FreeShitter
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Have no fear FOMC wednesday is here.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:14 | 5715979 Bay of Pigs
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That's right....time for moar HilsenGREEN!!!!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:57 | 5715884 Crazy Canuck
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Mort the cat - look at all those bouncing felines

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:29 | 5716045 Bunghole
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More like Bill the Cat.

The first dose I ever did was a Bill the Cat blotter.  Ack!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:57 | 5715885 agstacks
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Save us Yellenobi, you're our only hope. 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:01 | 5715907 the not so migh...
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putin will do a crazy ivan, yellen will do a crazy granny

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:01 | 5715909 youngman
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But Apple the great American toy maker will save the day with their watch.....everyone will want one....I can feel the religion building..I am going to wait in line now...do they come in colors

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 16:35 | 5717221 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Any chance that the current crop of sheeple think the Apple gun app will protect them?  Just thinking - but then I must say this current batch of home brew is awesome. 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:02 | 5715915 papaswamp
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Someone front running the Fed word cloud?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:02 | 5715916 disabledvet
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So interest rates really are going to plunge here then.

 

Why am I buying gold or silver again?

 

"Demand meet supply."

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:21 | 5715993 ejmoosa
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Negative interest rates and there is still no incentive to borrow and pursue private business expansion.

That's because the problems with this economy lie elsewhere.

Taxes and regulations.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:43 | 5716119 Tsar Pointless
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You're right. We don't have enough of either.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:04 | 5715918 Time for Titus
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This CNBC article calls Russia's "stimulous" (as we call it) a "bad bank" policy. It's in quotes and no one is quoted. Uncle Sam Goerbbels at the top of his game, it appears.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/russias-bank-rescue-plans-too-104152198.ht...

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:24 | 5716017 Bay of Pigs
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I read that article. Pure fucking rubbish. No wonder the American public doesn't know anything about what's really going on in this world.

Read the comments on it if you don't believe me. They are straight out of the Twilight Zone.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:33 | 5716065 Bunghole
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The comment section of most every political or econ site makes my blood boil.

The mindless drivel these sheeple absorb through their mind control idiot boxes amazes me.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:49 | 5716000 homebody
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Its just about time for the hockey stick

 

edit  if I was betting on hockey sticks I would be wealthy

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:23 | 5716001 Orwell was right
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Been trading shorts all morning....good day to make money.    As for the reason for this 'pullback"....my humble opinion remains fixed on the market's view of FOMC.    Greece wouldn't matter if the Fed wasn't hinting that it really means business this time....(of course they have said that before and backed down).    If the Fed has truly run out of options....(and running low on ink and paper)....then this could turn into a real retrace.   Otherwise, barring some big geopolitical heave, the markets will roil and rumble, letting the Fed know it is time to start printing again.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:34 | 5716079 IronShield
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Please, a couple data points does not a trend make.  This market will correct, but not until there are new highs in the S&P and Dow.  ;-)

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:40 | 5716108 SheepDog-One
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What if we've already had the 'new highs'....is there just always 1 more?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:52 | 5716171 IronShield
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In this case, it is my belief we will have at least one more and perhaps 2.  But, not before a correction, after this next high.  ;-)

Either way, if you're 'playing' the markets, I hope you know how to minimize losses with insurance (principal protection is of the highest import) and don't risk that which you can't afford to lose.  But, I'm sure you already know that.  Good fortune.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 13:01 | 5716221 adr
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Well the solution is simple. Just plow all corporations into AAPL and have the entire stock index trade under one symbol.

It will make everything easier and the Fed will only have to buy one stock and everyone will get rich.

Not really kidding. Essentially that is what QE did, turned the entire stock market into a joke.

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