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Unanimous Fed Remains "Patient" On Target To Normalize Rates, Expects Lower Inflation - Full Statement Redline

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With all eyes firmly focused on the words "patient" on rate hikes, "considerable" period of lower rates, and "transitory" oil-driven deflation, The FOMC did not disappoint

  • *FED REPEATS IT CAN BE PATIENT IN STARTING TO RAISE RATES
  • *FED SAYS ECONOMY HAS BEEN  `EXPANDING AT A SOLID PACE'
  • *FED CITES `STRONG JOB GAINS' AND LOWER UNEMPLOYMENT RATE
  • *FED SAYS INFLATION EXPECTED TO DECLINE FURTHER IN NEAR TERM

So shrugging off the global tumult, The Fed appears set to raise rates no matter what to remove themselves from the corner they are stuck in, wary of what they can do when the next 'event' hits home.

Pre-FOMC: S&P Futs 2024.50, Gold $1286, 10Y 1.778%, EURUSD 1.1339, Dec15 ED 99.285. Full redline below.

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Liquidity disappeared into the statement

 

Since The Fed ended QE3, Bonds are up almost 14%, stocks flat, and precious metals up 9-11% (oil down 42%)

 

And since The Dec 2014 FOMC, Silver is up 15% with bonds, gold, and USD up around 7%

 

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In light of today's statement, we thought the following would be interesting...

What The Fed said in the past about The Dollar strength...

h/t @JohnAuthers

And Unemployment...

h/t @enlundm

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And the full statement redline:

 

 

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Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:06 | 5716790 NOTW777
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LOL everything is "fine" in the economy but we need a few more months to give big banks more $

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:08 | 5716803 flacon
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I saw implied volatility drop during the statement. Bids on both calls and puts dropped, especially SPY puts. 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:11 | 5716824 JungleCat
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"Was it because of the Fed statement or was it because of banksters out for dinner one night and decided they’d go kill the American middle class," Hillary Clinton said. "What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?"

Gotta be patient when plundering.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:18 | 5716836 nope-1004
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  • *FED CITES `STRONG JOB GAINS' AND LOWER UNEMPLOYMENT RATE
  • *FED SAYS INFLATION EXPECTED TO DECLINE FURTHER IN NEAR TERM

 

What a shit show.  Two imcompatible events, if history is worth anything.

100% controlled financial world by a select few satanists.  Now go pay your taxes, muppitchez.

 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:19 | 5716868 JamaicaJim
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*FED STATEMENT NO LONGER CONTAINS “CONSIDERABLE TIME” PHRASE

 

.....THE "CONSIDERABLE TIME" SHOULD BE USED TO BEAT THESE FUCKERS WITH A KNOTTED PLOW LINE.....

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:21 | 5716893 Pool Shark
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"PATIENT" = Willing to wait until the next century to raise interest rates...

 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:27 | 5716925 HardlyZero
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Patient critical in ER on life support and death watch.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:44 | 5717011 linniepar
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Translation - "We will let the oligarchs better position themselves before the next grand consolidation occurs. "

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:29 | 5716927 maskone909
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fucking thirty year is low as shit

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:31 | 5716947 HardlyZero
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She's dead Jim.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:19 | 5716875 plane jain
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They didn't say they would be good jobs.

Lower unemployment = reduced workforce participation.

Less demand = less inflation.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:25 | 5716900 nope-1004
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Except the quote says "strong job gains" causing lower unemployment.  Historically, strong job gains result in wage inflation and increase in money velocity.  By their own statement, it proves the FED is completely full of shit.

 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:49 | 5717030 the not so migh...
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HEHEHEH

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:13 | 5716840 Headbanger
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WTF I SAID YOU MOOKS!

IT'S ALL ABOUT CHINA!!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:12 | 5716830 McMolotov
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"Take it slow. It'll work itself out fine. All we need is just a little patience."

—Axl Yellen

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:15 | 5716845 Groundhog Day
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Um Deflation has got us by the balls and their is nothing we can do but give you these riduculous meetings where we change a few words around

Old Yeller

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:22 | 5716899 flacon
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MetallicA Yellen:

Has Taken My Sight
Taken My Speech
Taken My Hearing
Taken My Arms
Taken My Legs
Taken My Soul

Left Me with Life in Hell 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 19:36 | 5717979 SDShack
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Deflation? I just got back from the grocery store and I didn't see any deflation. Also just paid my HC Premium, and am still looking for that $2500 per family 0zer0 promised. I bet a lot of people aren't seeing any deflation in rent or education either, and sure as hell aren't seeing any deflation in services like phone, cable, utilities, taxes, etc. The gas price drop isn't coming close to making up for all these other increases. The only real deflation is in wages and savings. It's inflation everywhere else baby.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:14 | 5716847 Al Huxley
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She was in the row in front of me at the `91 concert.  Hammered out of her mind.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:05 | 5716792 Al Huxley
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She's such a pussy, I don't think she even HAS any balls.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:07 | 5716799 Fun Facts
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The man behind the curtain is furiously pulling the levers back and forth.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:36 | 5716956 HardlyZero
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and being patiently manipulated by that Tramp from Babylon.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:07 | 5716801 firstdivision
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Raise rates just 50 bps and fannie and freddy go boom!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:13 | 5716843 First There Is ...
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Not to mention debt service, housing sector, subprime auto and a whole host of other ticking timebombs.....

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:08 | 5716807 DavidC
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Sorry but where does it say the Fed WILL raise rates?

DavidC

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:11 | 5716833 fuu
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The word "raise" does not appear in the redline pdf.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:24 | 5716916 Stoploss
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They said so in the last meeting scheduled for June. Rates can never go up, it's mathematically impossible at this stage, they will go lower however.

What the FED claims to be afraid of was a one time event that will never occur again.

The 70's inflation the FED so "fears" was simply an adjustment coming off of the gold standard.

There is no such thing as inflation as it is described by the FED, because their ploicies ensure ultimate deflationary pressure (kill jobs).

If the workforce participation rate was the same now, as it was in the 70's , then we would have the inflation problem.

No jobs = no inflation...

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 16:33 | 5717220 Panafrican Funk...
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If monetary debasement transmitted directly to the plebs, you could stoke inflation in a hurry.  We see this in part with govt. stim. via transfer payments such as food stamps.  They bump up food stamps 10x, there would be a jump in food prices.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:09 | 5716808 Jethro
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So, what data do the Fed use on their employment numbers? BLS crap, or real numbers? Aren't they sort of forced to use "official" numbers for employment since they've captured the market/government?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:09 | 5716813 First There Is ...
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I expect markets to fully roll over at this point. Further QE is already priced in for the REAL economy, i.e. J6P continuing to get fisted. Watch 2000 on SPX for breakdown.....

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:15 | 5716842 czarangelus
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Nope. The Fed will just covertly print money and buy whatever drops. I wouldn't be surprised if it owned 30% of all outstanding stocks.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:55 | 5717055 anyways
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This kind of statements i was waiting for: even the perma bears give up and expect another doubler ;-)

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 17:58 | 5717622 First There Is ...
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Hmmmmmm - markets roll over and 2000 is tested but holds up? This shit's too easy....

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:09 | 5716814 agstacks
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Where's the gold crash? Janet? Are you there?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:10 | 5716817 Fiat Burner
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Hey Yellen! Hike this up your ass: www.endthefed.org.  Fuck the Fed!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:09 | 5716820 sTls7
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The Fed rate won't be increased until 2017+- if ever, country is going down the $hithole.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:11 | 5716823 nuclearsquid
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Such bullshit.  Their focus on unemployment is farcical.  The unemployment number now only represents the work-in-process between the employed and the professional government check collectors.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:10 | 5716829 nosoeawe
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average normalized interest rate is 5%

the white haired garden gnome will be long dead (as will the republic) by the time the criminals raise rates to their historical averages

a token 15 basis point increase isn't nothing but more jawboning to perpetuate the myth the filthy feds know what they are doing

party my pad when this piece of filth meets her eternal fate

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:17 | 5716858 Disc Jockey
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I'd spin at that party for free.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:28 | 5716924 maskone909
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and i will bring the e

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:11 | 5716831 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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raise rates you bastards....jump.  You think things are fine then prove it. Put your damn rates where your mouth is!!!!!!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:12 | 5716832 venturen
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Mr Market isn't happy

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:29 | 5716936 HardlyZero
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Patient on Affordable Care.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:13 | 5716834 Bell's 2 hearted
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"FED REPEATS IT CAN BE PATIENT IN STARTING TO RAISE RATES"

uhh, we're 5 years 7 months into the "recovery" ... i'm not getting any younger

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:16 | 5716853 SheepDog-One
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I think that's the plan, we'll all be dead before the Banksters ever have to do anything.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:35 | 5716965 HardlyZero
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We are the patient with a fiat borne disease.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:12 | 5716835 franzpick
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$44.13 crude at new 5.5 year low, collapsing to the 43s, isn't responding. Reflate this Janet:

http://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil-advanced-chart

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:15 | 5716852 Bell's 2 hearted
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Apple aside ... this ship going down

US enters recession no later than Q1 2015

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 16:11 | 5717135 anyways
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... this might well be the all time high of Apple in the forseeable future (12 years). But who knows, maybe its even more worth than the index its in ;-))

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:13 | 5716838 Puncher75
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Well, I guess that clears everything up?  On to the next shinny red ball.  Did Tom Brady deflate????  Anyone??? Anyone??

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:14 | 5716839 Bell's 2 hearted
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King Dollar (on rate increase):

 

Bring It!!

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:15 | 5716846 medium giraffe
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FED SAYS ECONOMY HAS BEEN  `EXPANDING AT A SOLID PACE'

FED CITES `STRONG JOB GAINS' AND LOWER UNEMPLOYMENT RATE

WTFOMC?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:20 | 5716873 yogibear
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These Fed PhDs are blowing smoke.

The Federal Reserve bank has become a BS fun house full of mirrors.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:28 | 5716931 franzpick
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FOMC changed to: The Federal Opinion Management Committee.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:14 | 5716848 JamaicaJim
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TRANSLATION:

WE'VE FUCKED SOME FOLKS, BUT MORE ARE ON OUR LIST, SO BE GOD DAMNED PATIENT WHILE WE FIND THOSE FUCKERS AND FUCK THEM. ON THAT, WE'RE UNANIMOUS.

THE FUCKS......

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:16 | 5716862 yogibear
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Now if countries just start unpegging from the dollar that would be real sweet.

The US dollar would start dropping like a $10 whore.

Just wait until they startup a larger QE this year.

We all know the Federal Reserve can't and won't raise rates until forced to by the market.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:20 | 5716864 highly debtful
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This Fed reminds me of Adolf Hitler during his last weeks in his bunker in Berlin: he moved divisions on a map that no longer existed or had been decimated, as if he still had the mighty Wehrmacht of 1939 at his disposal, free to do his bidding and realise his grand schemes.

All that is left now are a few levers to pull, spiced with some jawboning and fancy but increasingly hollow words. This is the phase before becoming irrelevant.   

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:19 | 5716865 Yen Cross
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 If this is the way the markets digest the news, then the $usd should follow the markets. Any premium from Fed. jawboning is already priced into $usd, and the $usd should follow the markets and continue to decline.

 I was more worried about Fed. dovishness getting the markets excited, and causing $usd inflows to the equity markets.

 We live in "opposite land" with all this CB intervention.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 18:31 | 5717719 schadenfreude
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I agree. Could be some nasty times for equity next couple of weeks.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:19 | 5716866 Osmium
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Just to make sure I have everything correct, regardless of what the FED says, we still front run the 3:30 ramp and BTFD right?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:19 | 5716879 franzpick
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Equity lovers: Where do you think Janet is going to take you while leaving the banks in the dust?:

http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=spx&insttype=&freq=1&show=&time=7

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:19 | 5716880 wmbz
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The un-fed only looks at the numbers they want to see, always have. They are not in anyway connected to the real world. No fall out will or ever has reached them.

Tough shit for the serfs and their childrens, children who will pay. They will shit the entire room, exit and let them clean it up.

These assholes will blow the whole thing up given time. That time is fast approaching.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:21 | 5716882 youngman
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Its more like the statement said...we are going to wait to see what the ECB QE does and then we will see what to do..

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:21 | 5716883 MunX
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" This assessment will take into account a wide range of information, including measures of labor market conditions, indicators of inflation pressures and inflation expectations, and readings on financial and international developments."

 

Rates are never going up.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:22 | 5716895 Chuck Knoblauch
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This tug-o-war between reality and fantasy is amazing to watch.

The Fed is running out of magic beans.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:23 | 5716898 yogibear
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China and other countries should all line up announcing their going to unpeg from the US dollar.

Then watch the fun.

 

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:26 | 5716917 Yen Cross
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 I see a big "Nothing Burger"... The Fed. is running on borrowed time, and they know it... Negative Rates here we come.

 Obammy Kare and CL nuked the trade deficite.

 The Fed. Voting Governors might as well be " Garden Knomes".

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 17:42 | 5717562 Clowns on Acid
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Yen - I don't think that the Fed will do negative nominal rates, because if they do, the sheeple will finally realize the scam. The trade off quickly becomes the Bank of Sealy Postupedic versus gold/silver. Physical demand will approach retard if not full retard very quickly.  The of course gold dsales "regualtions" come into play etc... but if one gets the Phyzz before the black neo Bolsheviks pass the laws it will be very valuable.  

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:34 | 5716954 franzpick
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The voice of Ms. Janet, followed by the voice of Mr. Market:

http://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures-advanced-chart

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:35 | 5716966 ejmoosa
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The Gig is up, the news is out.

We've finally heard you and we do not believe you.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:39 | 5716987 SillyWabbits
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Isn’t it amazing that unanimity of the Fed Board is so common.  You can’t get two economists or traders on, (pick a medium or venue) to agree on anything.

But, they get 12 to agree unanimously.

The only thing I can compare it to is when Netanyahu speaks from the Well of the Senate and all 535 people who can’t agree on anything, unanimously cheer every word.

Some people just know how to run a meeting I guess.

Or is that run a cabal?

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:47 | 5717025 ejmoosa
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Groupthink at it's finest.  They believe themselves to be elite and superior.

It's like watching a group on Family Feud all cheering an answer they need to win, but know in their hearts is not only wrong, but stupid to boot.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:39 | 5716992 I Write Code
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"Patient".  What is this, Dr. Phil?

The problem is monetary policy don't mean squat to the economy, hasn't worked with a damn even for employment and certainly not for wages, as soon as wages blip up two cents they panic.

"Patient".  What crap.  Do they actually have any freedom of movement at this point?  Debatable.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:48 | 5717027 sTls7
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Why prolong the pain and agony, just drop the Fed rate to zero.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 15:55 | 5717058 fuu
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"Narayana Kocherlakota, who believed that the Committee's decision, in the context of ongoing low inflation and falling market-based measures of longer-term inflation expectations, created undue downside risk to the credibility of the 2 percent inflation target"

 

Bwahahahaha.

Wed, 01/28/2015 - 17:57 | 5717615 Clowns on Acid
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The Fed is trying to tell you that aq rise of.25% is only NOMINAL rates, they do not mind if real interest rates go negative. In fact they will print MOAR and raise nominal rates .25% just to show they really DO know what they are doing.

Wassa mattah you....Wassa at mattah you face.... 

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