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Cramer Does It Again: Box Is "Home-Run" In "Remarkably Healthy Market"
On Monday - after the close - after a big dead-cat-bounce off the post-Greek-election overnight lows, none other than CNBC's Jim Cramer announced to his dwindling audience that "he's calculated that it's actually a remarkably healthy" market... The Dow is now over 300 points lower, despite his showing investors the "eight signs of a healthy market." However, it is his energetic pitch for the looming Shake Shack IPO on the heels of the "home-run" Box IPO (which is now below its release price and down well over 20% from the highs in 3 days) that, we suspect, confirms the utter collapse of his listening or viewing audience (no matter how 'wrong' the surveys are).
Is the market a sick patient right now, or is it healthy enough to invest? Jim Cramer has his own way of taking the pulse of the market, and he's calculated that it's actually remarkably healthy.
The "Mad Money" host defines as healthy market as one that gives investors a chance to participate, and that's just what it is doing. To help spot the opportunities, Cramer listed eight signs of a healthy market.
A few of the signs include merger and acquisition activity, reduction of overseas worries and IPOs doing well, such as Box and the upcoming Shake Shack IPO.
"My only regret is not being even more bullish than I was because Box was a total homerun. That's what happens in a real good market," said the "Mad Money" host.
And the aftermath. An unambiguoulsy unhealthy market?
Home-Run must mean something else for Cramer's "hedge fund"
As Cramer said this morning (seriously he did): "they're not very winning like we are."
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Cramer! Cramer! Cramer! All Hail Cramer.
Ave Cramer !
Once Yellen turns 70 next year, have Cramer take over. He is younger than both Bernanke and Yellen, and much more openly voracious. Then go long firearms.
So what's Dennis Gartman been up to lately?
Remember he probably gets in on the initial IPO's, so he's the typical pump and dumper.
C'mon cut these guys some slack. Without them I'd have no idea what to short.
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Good point. Say what you will, but Cramer was brilliantly wrong on Bear Stearns.
Indeed! Who can forget that moment of brilliance. geeezzzzzzussss
Fuck cramer and fuck this rigged market.
Buy gold bitchez!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yloaBw80fV4
does the CNN Krapper read Zerohedge commentary?
play Swami sez and get wiped out! C'mon in! The Water Is Warm!!!
TRUST ME!
....how many people have been booya'd by taking his dumb ass advice?
Stupid BOX, or any other tech IPO for that matter - is a home-run.
For the Silicon Valley oligarchy, that is...
#Winning
#Booyah
Look, my dear cousins from across the pond, it's quite simple: if you ever want to regain my respect, please get mr Cramer to retire and to shut the hell up.
That's all?
IMO it would be almost as huge a step as Neil Armstrong's little escapade on the moon. Do you even realise how detrimental this guy is to your reputation? I mean, come on, you guys invented the light bulb, the aeroplane and Bruce Springsteen. And then you come up with a creature like Jim Cramer? Seriously?
anyone dumb enough to watch that ass clown, and then actually trade on his advice deserves to lose money.
He must have some serious photos of some CNBC execs and barn animals.
There can be no other explanation.
I'm convinced that CNBS pays people to call into mad money
I doubt they can even afford that at this point. They probably have people in the studio "call in," like Mike the cameraman and Phil the janitor.
I, on the other hand, am not convinced that CNBC pays people to call into "Mad Bunny". Chiefly, I am not convinced due to the virtually inexhaustible supply of idiots in the world.
But I would be happy to look at whatever evidence you have.
BOOYAH!!!!!!
I am almost certain that I have heard the same fucking guy from Florida - at least 3 times. While I have no proof - maybe its just the "Mike from Florida....Miiiiiiike" that I've heard so many times - just before - "And that....ladies and gentlemen.....is the conclusion.....of the LIGHTNING ROUND!!!!", which took me the better part of 4 years to undertsand what he actually said because it really sounds like "anthatladioandgentlemnisthej cnslsuiof the igh rond".
Who listens to that f@&king clown shoes. It's a sure thing to the retail investor = bag holders.
And be sure NOT to sell your shares right away lest you lose IPO allotments in the future.
Cramhole's obvious purpose is to sucker in sheep to be sheared by those he actually works for....obviously.
Buffoonery
<<< Boh YA
<<< Boh NO
I'd pay to see Cramer completely lose his mind, pour gasoline all over himself, and self-immolate on air.
He seems more of the 'hostage taker' type to me....'If I'm goin down, EVERYBODY is goin down with me!'
It is quite remarkable.
"Cramberries" are good inside muffins......
I can't help but laugh at the relentless Cramer bashing on ZH, where new articles reference all the prior articles, stats, viewership declines etc.
LOL - the guy is SUCH a roaring asshole, it's good to see the editorial staff ride the hell out of someone who so, so deserves it.
Keep up the good work!
They know nothing! NOTHING!! THEY! KNOW! NOTHINGGG!!
LOL...I can't wait to see that on air meltdown again soon from The Cramholio.
I never heard of Shake Shack until the IPO announcement. I did a quick check on the reviews of its food. The restaurant in Chicago gets a 3 *** rating out of five. The comments are not exactly very good. Just shows you that Wall Street wants you to buy so they can sell.
I've eaten there once - at the location in GCT. Actually really liked the burger, and the fries.
My office used to be across from Madison Square Park and I consistently marveled at how long the Shake Shack queue was. I could never figure out what was so great about a burger to make people want to wait so long but wait they did. And still do.
So in this case there seems to be a bit of a cult following and people are actually BUYING the product. Much more so than the FB's of the world where a certain proportion of their user base is vapor.
Cramer is remarkably full of shit.
"You have to get in the market, Jack" CNBS Had money.
Do yourself a favor, learn technical analysis.
You'll do much better than listening to the cheerleaders on CNBS.
My God in heaven. Does any phrase more perfectly characterize our decline than "Shake Shack IPO"?
I kinda thought we hit peak stupidity with the Twitter IPO
but then I read here today that a burger stand is going public.
People it's a fucking BURGER STAND! The sad thing is that it is a venture of a man who WAS a respected restauranteur in NYC one Danny Meyer.
As to the post about the Madison Square location and people waiting in lines well that's just a NYC thing folks. There is no place in the world that characterizes the terms "sheeple" and "muppets" than the population of New York City. Dumbest fucking consumers on the planet.
So true. It is becoming more and more difficult to differentiate between methadone and isheeple lines.
Cramer bit me!
I'm behind the times I guess. I store my shit onsite, on my own hard drives.
It's not like this shit hasn't been done 100 times before.
Here's an intro to BOX.
Box Inc. is an online file sharing and personal cloud content management service for businesses. The company adopted a freemium business model, and provides up to 10 GB of free storage for personal accounts.
What fucking farce! I think Southpark did an episode, using the devil and Canadians, about this.
agreed. please explain to me why I would want this when I can pick up a 2TB drive for $85 and run it off a generator when the power is out and Time Warner Cable just shrugs its shoulders when I have no connection?
But I'm sure their cloud is real secure...
My Cunt-O-Meter (patent pending), has just hit 11.
BOX has too excessive valuation it could go down till 5$ and still wont reach value investor's investing criteria!!! On the market now plenty of overvalued small to mid cap stocks with ridiculous expectation and/or valuations levels.
You can find short reserach here on some of them:
http://prudentvalueinvestor.blogspot.com
OK, Cramer vs Gartman, who is worse. If u think that little screamer Cramer is stupider give an up vote. If u think the douche gartman is the bigger moron, give a down vote.
http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article13915.html
Oct 02, 2009: For those still in equities, we believe Tyler Durdern at Zero Hedge said it best, “Go long here at your peril.”
the Cramer touch,
opposite
the Midas touch.
Hedge accordingly.