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Shake Shak Opens For Trading Valued At 108x EBITDA

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Moments ago Shake Shak, aka SHAK, opened for trading, after pricing its IPO at $21 last night, 50% higher than the initial range of $14-16 (subsequently revised to $17-19). It has promptly soared nearly 140% after opening for trading, and was last seen at just over $49.

What does this mean from a valuation standpoint?

Well, the Company's Adjusted LTM EBITDA is $17 million according to its S-1 (the unadjusted EBITDA is well lower).

After selling 5 million share to the public, the company will have a total of 11.2 million Class A and 24.3 million Class B shares outstanding, or a total of 35.5 million.

Add a little over $60 million in net cash, and you get an Enterprise Value of $1.84 billion.

What does this mean on a valuation multiple basis? Well, at last check $17 million in EBITDA fits a little over 100 times in a market cap of $1.8 billion.

So we are happy to report that in this market, in which there clearly are no bubbles, Shake Shak has just opened for trading at a 108x EV/EBITDA.

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So does SHAK make cell phones, cloud-based services (or as Silicon Valley would say, some variant of  Mo-Lo-So), Kindle readers, Direct to TV streamers, or something else that is expected to grow at a 20% annual pace in perpetuity?

No. They make...

 

Presenting: the burger bubble.

 

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Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:42 | 5725172 JungleCat
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Looks like an In-n-Out clone to me, which makes it yummy food. But why would I pay 108x for that? Or am I required to buy it? Is there some new mandate I am unaware of here?

Can someone at GS please clear this up for me? I wish to comply with every mandate.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:43 | 5725213 SHEEPFUKKER
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Do they accept EBT?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:46 | 5725240 pods
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They put BACON on them?  

That's gold Jerry!

pods

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:02 | 5725376 NotApplicable
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Yes, but what does Cramer think?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:09 | 5725439 ZippyBananaPants
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"It's not a lie if you believe it"

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:22 | 5725543 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Fuck me, what's that? A burger? Brilliant! I can't believe no one has thought of that before. Next thing you know, they'll be stuffing meat scraps into an edible tube.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:23 | 5725559 maskone909
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IN AND OUT > EVERYONE ELSE

hot damn that shit is magical

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:58 | 5725799 SilverIsKing
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1. Five Guys

2. In-N-Out

3.   ...

4.   ...

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7.  Shake Shack

8.   ...

9.   ...

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157. McDonalds

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:15 | 5725886 Fish Gone Bad
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WTF is a hamburglar?  Sounds like a fat porn star.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:56 | 5726422 BuddyEffed
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All restaurant business models are weak with a weak middle class.
Shak should crash to earth very soon.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 01:57 | 5733839 TruthInSunshine
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American stock market innovation in 2015: A burger & fry joint of dubious quality.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:29 | 5725599 El Vaquero
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Burger joints in my area that I can name off the top of my head:

 

Non-local chains:

McDonalds

Burger King

Wendy's

Carl's Junior

Jack In The Box

Whataburger

Sonic

 

Don't know if local:

Five Guy's

Lumpy's

 

Local chains:

Bob's Burgers

Blake's Lotaburger

 

 

And I guarantee that I forgot some.  Do we really need a new burger chain?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:32 | 5725627 maskone909
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dude there is so much hot money out there right now! all you have to do is come up with a business model, no matter how rediculous. and it doesnt even have to make money- then IPO and watch the money roll in!

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:25 | 5725964 booboo
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No thanks, I'll eat at home, I'm sleeping with the prep cook.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:43 | 5725693 Overfed
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Five guys is pretty good, but I can still make 'em as good or better at home for a whole lot less $$. I buy whatever chuck or top round roast Safeway (the only grocery store in our area that has an actual meat department on site) has on sale, have the butcher grind it for me, and damn does it ever make a tasty burger.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:37 | 5726023 Romney Wordsworth
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Get yourself a Kitchen Aid & grind it yourself [is what I do]...

 

Then you have multiple options:

 

- If it's chuck, you can trim off the extra fat, & grind that separately [which when you render it down, gives you the tallow, plus a lot of extra ground meat that's good for burritos, taco's nachos, etc.

- The lean chuck you grind for excellent burgers

- and if there are any particular interesting pieces as you go, you can use it as stew or stroganoff meat

 

PLUS

 

It gives you the option to mix in other stuff [like ground sirloin]. You can really play around as much as you want and come up with the perfect burger. If you do it right, you can turn a burger into high end eating.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:40 | 5726365 Ass Burger
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Me, I can't usually get em cuz my girflriend's a vegetarian (which pretty much makes me a vegetarian); but I do love the taste of a good burger. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 17:38 | 5727169 Parrotile
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If your (future) Mrs is vegetarian, at least these might tickle the tastebuds (the Black Bean burgers are pretty good too!) - http://www.buzzfeed.com/deenashanker/veggies-rule-burgers-drool#.inM46pVOb -

There are many "meat-free" burger variants out there, and most of them taste at least OK - although different. By reducing your meat consumption, you "might" also reduce your lifetime risk of gastrointestinal cancers (colon cancer in particular).

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:14 | 5725502 Greenskeeper_Carl
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they had cramer standing right next to their CEO on CNBS earlier today, as a matter of fact. I was wondering if ZH would put something up about this IPO, and I wasnt disappointed. I was also hoping they would shed some light on their financials, and ZH didnt disappoint. 108x editba, that valuation is fucking hilarious. for a fucking burger joint. and it was perfect to have him talkng up his company right next to a shyster like Cramer on the shyster network.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 01:40 | 5733818 fr0thing
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Buy Cramerica!

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 01:40 | 5733819 fr0thing
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Buy Cramerica!

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:13 | 5725482 Bangin7GramRocks
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That is a tasty motherfuckin' burger!

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:57 | 5725802 TheFineKid
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Yeah but do they make a "Royaaal with cheese"?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:30 | 5725988 philosophers bone
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Do they store any dead things?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:47 | 5725250 ParkAveFlasher
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Their business model is based on how you need to go back and forth to box stores like J Crew and LL Bean because your wife can't decide via mail order which clothes to keep and which to return, and after slow hours of mall angst, you throw in the towel to buy a bacon cheeseburger.  These guys are geniuses and its a PAF highly recommended buy*.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:58 | 5725331 Headbanger
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What's this "wife" thing anyway??

Oh yeah!... I sold it a long time ago..

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:52 | 5725758 sleigher
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Lucky!  I had to pay to get rid of mine...

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:06 | 5725415 French Frog
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This article is flawed!

Burgers are not a in bubble as the Americans (and others...) will never give up their high-calories high-fat diet...

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:43 | 5725216 Greenskeeper_Carl
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this is just another case of insiders able to buy into something cheap before the IPO, let it open and double as yeild chasing fools try to pile into the next big thing, allowing those who bought in at sub 15/share to nearly triple their investment in a matter of hours and then dump it on foolish retail investors who don't want to miss out on the next facebook or twitter

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:48 | 5725255 geekz_rule
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perfect explanation!

P < P + I

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:22 | 5726262 DetectiveStern
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You seem to think there is a market. There is a rigged game in favour of the house.

 

It's like playing Blackjack in a casino where the dealer has a seperate deck of cards considing of alternate Jack of Clubs and Aces.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:53 | 5726419 Greenskeeper_Carl
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that was not an implication that i think there is a 'market' in a traditional sense of the word. In a real market, based on fundamentals, there is no way in hell a burger joint would be IPOing at 108x.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 17:46 | 5727205 Parrotile
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It's not just the jaw-dropping "Market Valuation" vs. even "adjusted" income, but the equally jaw-dropping fact that, in a market sector where the "King of the Hill" McDonalds has seen a DROP in profits, a newcomer is "valued" at a whopping $1.8 Billion, in an economy where discretionary spending (amongst the masses) is dropping as "mandatory" spending cuts ever deeper into "whatever's left over".

Probably just another case of "Grab the money and do a runner" in today's "new normal" economy . . . .

 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:47 | 5725244 localsavage
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In todays world, making a burger is obviously genius.  MCD still can't figure it out.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:35 | 5725646 bluskyes
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MCD's prices are becoming prohibitive. It costs me almost $11 for a 1/4lb lg fry, and lg coffee here in Kanada.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:19 | 5725530 Temporalist
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+1 JungleCat.  My first thought is, having eaten both SnakeShak and In-n-Out that I'd rather die choking on In-n-Out than pay to eat ShitShak for their overpriced hipster retard burgers.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:39 | 5725174 Max Damage
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Burgers, Apples. Easy mistake to make......

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:46 | 5725225 Alea Iactaest
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I can haz Krispy Kreme?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:39 | 5725175 j0nx
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Dafuq is a shake shak? Never heard of it.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:41 | 5725189 astoriajoe
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McDonalds for the silicon alley set.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:57 | 5725325 Smegley Wanxalot
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I'm more of a BEER BORDELLO kind of guy.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:44 | 5725221 TrumpXVI
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We got one here in Philly.  I have eaten there and it's good, but it's still just a burger, fries and shake.  I wouldn't run out and buy stock in the thing.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:15 | 5725501 Bangin7GramRocks
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Exactly right. Good food but you pay for the quality. It's about $20 for a burger, fries and a beer. They can't just put these things everywhere in the U.S. like McDonalds. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:39 | 5725184 Silver Short Seller
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Watch out for the SHAK attack!

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:40 | 5725185 Bernoulli
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Internet bubble: 2000

Housing bubble: 2008

Food bubble: 2015

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:44 | 5725214 The man with po...
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The Food bubble is legimitate as long as American waist sizes continue to increase.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:47 | 5725230 Bernoulli
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You mean 20% annual growth?

Ok, I'll go long wheelchairs, escalators and sweatpants.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:48 | 5725242 The man with po...
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I'll go long to. Fatsos require more healthcare.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:51 | 5725269 NotApplicable
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Don't forget yoga pants! *shudders*

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:44 | 5726379 Ass Burger
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long oxygen tanks

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:47 | 5725721 LostPolarBear
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The number of up-scale or premium burger places around here has skyrocket in the past couple of years.  Sure the food is pretty good at most of them, but there can't possibly be enough demand to keep them all in business.  In fact, the Beck's Prime closest to me just closed down after appartently losing the battle with Grub and Twisted Root practically next door.  

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:39 | 5725186 free_as_in_beer
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Well, at least I know what I want for lunch today. Beck's Prime.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:40 | 5725191 Silverhog
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Shake Shak sounds kinda shaky. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:40 | 5725193 The_Virginian
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And they have all of 34 locations. Which happen to mainly be in finance centers, so the Wall Street goons think they're special. 

And unlike other absurd evaluations, this one doesn't even offer the potential for some sort of disruption. It's just burgers. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:50 | 5725278 ParkAveFlasher
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Crumbs redux.  Expand on venture capital, explode in NYC, IPO, go bankrupt, rinse, repeat.  In the case of Crumbs, they had a full kitchen in every store ... TERRIBLE plan ... but they didn't care, they are looking to sell The Brand with a hope for some sort of licensing or retail payoff later.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:55 | 5725311 NotApplicable
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I've got to say, I've watched some seriously fucked-up new businesses prosper by being close to the money flow. Here in State U. town, the massive student-housing building spree (along with the student loan bubble) has allowed some of the most worthless businesses I've seen to do insane amounts of business selling crap that is suddenly seen as uber cool.

It will be interesting to watch them as the fad wears off.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:28 | 5725589 Max Cynical
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Just wait until they start offering T-shirts and free wi-fi..this could be the next Apple.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:42 | 5725195 Spungo
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Bubble Bobble: 1986

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:05 | 5725399 Billy Sol Estes
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Awesome arcade game.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:42 | 5725197 ArtOfLife
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So what, AAPL traded for 40x earnings begin 2007. Turned out to be a great investement.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:45 | 5725218 Dr. Engali
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Yes, because making a hamburger is disruptive to everything we've done before.    

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:56 | 5725320 NotApplicable
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*golf clap*

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:43 | 5725202 Dr. Engali
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It's not just a burger they sell. It's a burger in a bag, which we all know is much more efficient than a burger in a wrapper. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:47 | 5725251 The man with po...
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Why not serve burgers in a trough? Or better yet a food bag? The American whale deserves no less.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:42 | 5725205 The man with po...
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Mmm... Burger...

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:42 | 5725210 spekulatn
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Chipotle-like? Who knows. The markets no longer make sense. To the moon alice with shares of SHAK.

 

(I will be buying some as a crazy trade only)

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:56 | 5725323 NotApplicable
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You and every other 'investor' who picks some up.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:42 | 5725212 City_Of_Champyinz
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Damn that bacon cheeseburger looks good...

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:50 | 5725263 glenlloyd
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That's just the display model....not likely what you get when you go order one.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:57 | 5725785 Not My Real Name
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My neighbor photographs food for a living. The stuff she tells me she has to do to make that food look good would surprise you. For example, I guarantee you the char on that burger picture is actually ehnanced with some kind of paint or ladies make-up. She told me when she photographs a bowl of cereal, she uses white glue for the milk. And ice cream in pictures is never the real thing: it's either crisco shortening or mashed potatoes with food color. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:57 | 5725318 Mongoose
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It's pretty un-American to down vote a cheese burger.

I understand there are actually people out there that refuse to be omnivores as our ancestors have been for eons.

People called vegetable-arians or something.

Back to killin' snakes

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:44 | 5725222 miker
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America's bullshit economy.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:49 | 5725266 The man with po...
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America's fatso economy. Just think of all the food and healthcare expenses... AND supersized items- chairs, cars, rooms... It's enough to give Paul Krugman a boner.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:44 | 5725223 franzpick
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MCD will become the new SEARS of fast food.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:46 | 5725234 DirkDiggler11
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Shit Shack - Never heard of them before the IPO. Must be a Yankee kind of thing that only Wall Street traders like so they can go there and get a quick burger, then head to their spacious bathrooms to click their heels and play pitcher / catcher for the remainder of their "lunch" hour ...

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:48 | 5725261 tommylicious
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^^^^^^^^^^^

gold!

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:24 | 5725558 Temporalist
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Dirk your comment is almost 100% right but it's not "quick" as people wait on line for nearly 1 hour like lemmings with lobotomies.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:02 | 5725814 Emergency Ward
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That will go on until SHAK completes its overexpansion program which will place a store on every corner.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:48 | 5725247 buzzsaw99
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calpers will buy it. they'll buy anything.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:38 | 5725382 mtl4
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Yep, exactly........thank god for that cheeseburger retirement income.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:47 | 5725248 drivenZ
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a bit much on the valuation but with Mcdonalds losing their edge with the younger generation, Shake Shack really makes a compelling case.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:49 | 5725249 Seasmoke
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I gave my broker the OK to buy $100,000 of the Shak. .....I now own $100,000 on Radio Shak

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:58 | 5725340 NotApplicable
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I hear you can trade those shares for outdated smart-phone models at inflated prices.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:11 | 5725460 SweetDoug
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Shak!?

 

I thought he retired from BB years ago?!?

 

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Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:56 | 5725787 25or6to4
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Seasmoke
Good, good. Can't wait for you guys to update the Tandy computers. Mine is starting to get a little cranky.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:49 | 5725256 oudinot
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You would think with a capitalisation well over one billion dollars the company could have easily afforded the, 'c', in, 'shack', eh?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:48 | 5725262 earnulf
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So are the shares edible as well or is it just the burgers?

 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:50 | 5725275 mendolover
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I believe the majority of their stores are in the ME.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:53 | 5725295 taketheredpill
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Burgers Priest cloned them in Canada.  Awesome burgers but at the end of the day...it's a hamburger.

 

Whether a burger made for the 1% will grow 20% forever depends on SP500....

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:56 | 5725313 tawdzilla
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Krispy Kreme traded like a tech company for awhile too...until it didn't.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:57 | 5725333 Pumpkin
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Well, I won't take any stock.  But one of those burgers would be nice.  Now I'm hungry.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:01 | 5725356 NotApplicable
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Me too. Guess I'm going to the local burger hole for lunch.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:59 | 5725338 Son of Captain Nemo
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Shake Shak Opens For Trading Valued At 108x EBITDA

Cause Ronald McDonald needs a job!

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:59 | 5725346 foodstampbarry
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Just what America needs, another feed yer fat ass burger joint. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 11:59 | 5725348 DipshitMiddleCl...
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This country is so fucked.

 

 

When these "markets" come tumbling down we're gonna see some real fucking head winds.

 

 

Keep your families safe guys.

 

 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:02 | 5725384 hungrydweller
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Can't wait for the Fuck Shak IPO to cum.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:07 | 5725422 Billy Sol Estes
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Who owns you porn anyways? I'm sure America could get behind that IPO.....

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:03 | 5725395 Rikeska
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Are they accepting EBT cards?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:04 | 5725402 max2205
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Crazy Town 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:06 | 5725410 jvetter713
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Being an IT guy, I had a brilliant idea for a new tech company.

Create a very slick looking website with a simple account creation page. Upon creating your account, you get to register your bank account or pay pal account. The rules of the website are simple:

You can visit the website up to 10 times a day and each time you visit, you can click a button and have $100 deposited into your account.
I would expect with no advertising budget, monthly user count could easily hit 1 billion within a few weeks just via word of mouth.

I would think venture capitalists would be drooling over such as website. No earnings power, massive quarterly losses but massive user base.
Brilliant?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:07 | 5725436 SheepDog-One
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Our area is already loaded with 'boutique' burger joints.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:33 | 5725637 Max Cynical
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White Castle forced to close in Vegas after first-day frenzy

A 24-hour White Castle location on the Las Vegas Strip that opened to long lines of the burger chain's fans had to close for more than two hours to restock after its grand opening.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/las-vegas-white-castle-forced-to-close-after...

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:07 | 5725442 teslaberry
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the whole point of these TOTALLY NONSENSE 'VALUATIONS' 

 

is that at any given time companies can just choose not to sell their treasury shares and issued shares onto the open market. or they can use cash or debt to buy shares. 

 

the share value is a manipulation game to SCALP whoever buys shares or options on the shares. 

it has nothign to do with valuations. it's lies. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:07 | 5725443 teslaberry
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the whole point of these TOTALLY NONSENSE 'VALUATIONS' 

 

is that at any given time companies can just choose not to sell their treasury shares and issued shares onto the open market. or they can use cash or debt to buy shares. 

 

the share value is a manipulation game to SCALP whoever buys shares or options on the shares. 

it has nothign to do with valuations. it's lies. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:12 | 5725470 starman
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"The real American dream" having your burger and eat it to!

Who needs jobs and homes?! 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:10 | 5725472 yogibear
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Wall Street's IPO mania continues.

All the fund managers nudging each other in the IPO pig trough.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:13 | 5725487 RougeUnderwriter
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“I’ll pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:13 | 5725492 yogibear
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Come up with a catchy name and you too can IPO and get billions thrown at you.

It's the Pets.com time again.

 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:17 | 5725510 Kaiser Sousa
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Suck  Sack....

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:20 | 5725533 SweetDoug
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63 Outlets.

1.84 Billion.

They're a ƒµç?¡?? burger joint. You sit outside!

Surely, a sign of the apocalypse.

In the future, we should grab the pundits and string'em up, the ones that will be nervously looking left and right, while pontificating as fast and as furiously as possible, how they knew this was the top of the bubble and these valuations were ridiculous, because the net, never fagets!

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Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:30 | 5725608 bluskyes
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I am tempted to short this one, using leverage.

Do you think the market will remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:19 | 5726244 SweetDoug
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Beautiful!

I'm on the phone right now, telling my mother about this IPO and reading your comment to her!

She's howling!

 

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Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:27 | 5725591 yogibear
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Only thing going for the Federal Reserve are stocks.

They equate stocks with wealth. It's the only game they cling to now.

While the lower 90% sink into the abyss. 

Nice plan Fed PhDs. Wait until the 90% come hammering on you door with pitch forks.

 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:36 | 5725644 ejmoosa
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The barriers to entry in this sector are very high, after all.

You need beef, bread, cheese, a fryer, some soda machines...

Forget that!

Think it's time for me to open up EJ's Zerohedge Burger Cafe.

Who's in with me?

We are gonna be rich!!!!

 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:07 | 5725826 homebody
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Too many trolls in here that will pink slime you - you want flies with that?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:36 | 5725651 bluskyes
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Maybe they make their money with pay-toilets.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:38 | 5725655 Canuckistan Al
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Aren't most IPOs just the big league version of OTC Penny Stock. pink sheet Pump and Dump?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:13 | 5725874 stvitus
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I like my IPO's like I like my burgers: pink, over-priced, and smothered with smug.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:51 | 5725742 eddiebe
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All that liquidity has to go somewhere.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:54 | 5725766 adr
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So if I put in an order for shares, they would have been filled at $47. With the stock trading at $49, I would have made $2.

The entire financial media will be proclaiming the stock IPO was a roaring success up 100%+.

I don't care what they claim the IPO price was. If the stock opened at $47, the initial public offering was $47.

Initial public fleecing. Insiders buy shares, use Fed funny money to bid up the stock on IPO day, laugh all the way to the bank making 100%+ profit in less than a second. Then when you complain they say you should buy stocks and make money. Yet when I buy, I don't get $21 per share, I pay $47. I don't make money, I give my money away. That is the way the stock market works.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:07 | 5725853 stvitus
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Long burgers, short Treasuries. 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:11 | 5725861 Mike Honcho
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Too close to lunch, that pic was just successful click bait.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:31 | 5726007 DeadFinks
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Think of all the potential burger flipping jobs for our college graduates...

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:32 | 5726010 Fun Facts
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another purveyor of GMO frankenfood mystery meals for the plebes

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 23:00 | 5726068 kchrisc
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Seeing this caused me to think one thing: "Follow the money, trace the Zionist strings."

Such an artificial valuation has to be related to some "connected," and or "Chosen" ones getting paid off on their way out of the near corpse of the DC US and petrodollar. I.e. it's a scam.

So I go here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shake_Shack

Where I see this, "owned by the Union Square Hospitality Group (USHG)."

Which take me to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_Square_Hospitality_Group

"Danny Meyer From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia   (Redirected from Union Square Hospitality Group)"

Well, that was easy. Next.

The banksters need to repay us.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:03 | 5726150 Boozer
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Louis Lunch - New Haven, Ct.

Birthplace of the hamburger sandwich.

Fantastic & original.  Do NOT ask for ketchup.

 

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:26 | 5726291 Chuck Knoblauch
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Maybe they'll expand and sell SHAKE FRIES?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:40 | 5726364 capltd
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WOW!  I can't wait to jump into the very next IPO of anything so I can make millions too!  Ummm unless this whole thing was just a huge market manipulated scam to get me to jump into the very next IPO of anything thinking I'll make millions too.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 14:41 | 5726369 Fix It Again Timmy
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After years of research, it has been shown that sniffing dog shit 3X a day prevents cancer.  My company "Canine Anti-Cancer Crap" will roll out an IPO on Monday...  Want to get in, early?.....This is a limited opportunity!....

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 15:03 | 5726465 Rusputin
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Veganism is the future, so this will tank; definitely go for any IPO that does this whole veggie stuff, but make sure the IPO has a NO-CORPORATE-TAKEOVER-EVER clause, or for at least 10 years! No more Innocent smoothies bought by Coke please!

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 15:29 | 5726592 Bennie Noakes
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Reminds me of pets.com. Do they have a sock puppet?

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 18:51 | 5727356 Flying Spaghett...
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And I thought Uber valued at $41B looked "rich"

Sat, 01/31/2015 - 01:11 | 5728217 talisman
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 Next big IPO will be for tulips

Sat, 01/31/2015 - 01:18 | 5728229 talisman
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does the packaging double as a barf bag???

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 01:40 | 5733820 fr0thing
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Sh*t Shak

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