How Ukraine Can Save China From Its Existential Threat (Spoiler Alert: Girls)

Tyler Durden's picture

In China last year, just over 115 boys were born for every 100 girls, and since sonogram technology was introduced to China in the 1980s - allowing families to determine a baby’s gender during the first few months of pregnancy - the gender imbalance in the world's largest economy has grown colossal. However, as Beijing News recently explained, there may be a solution for China's 34 million woman shortfall... Ukrainian women, as "their economy is depressed but beautiful women are running rampant." While Foreign Policy notes that the best destinations for Chinese men to find spouses are Japan and South Korea, there appears to be plenty of fish in the sea, at least outside China. Oh the wonders of Ricardian comparative advantage - Ukraine needs an export business (and produces - from what we have heard - attractive women) and China needs to import 'women' (to fill its massive shortfall). Global economic growth problems, solved...


As Foreign Policy reports,

"Their economy is depressed but beautiful women are running rampant,” the state-run Beijing News reported Jan. 22 in a story suggesting that Ukrainian women could be the solution to China’s woman shortage. The piece, illustrated with charts, bubbles, and cartoon illustrations of lonely Chinese men, was a breezy attempt to make light of China’s missing women and the severe gender imbalance caused by couples aborting female fetuses in favor of boys. So widespread is the practice that it has badly skewed the country’s sex ratio: The global average is around 105 boys born for every 100 girls; but in China last year, just over 115 boys were born for every 100 girls.


The problem has been brewing since sonogram technology was introduced to China in the 1980s, allowing families to determine a baby’s gender during the first few months of pregnancy. Combined with the country’s restrictive family-planning policies — until recently, most urban families were only allowed a single child in order to curtail population growth — and a traditional preference for sons, the newfound ability to practice sex-selective abortion has resulted in one of the world’s highest gender imbalances. The topic flared anew in the public mind after the National Bureau of Statistics announced the latest population figures on Jan. 20, noting that at the end of 2014 China had 701 million men and 667 million women, a shortfall of nearly 34 million women.




China is not alone in these cultural predilections. Indian social scientist Ravinder Kaur wrote in an August 2013 paper that “the common response” in both China and India “when the connection between sex selection and bride shortage is pointed out is that rather than allow daughters to be born, they would resort to importing brides.” Kaur also wrote that bride shortages in China and India can lead to “kidnap marriage,” which includes “deception and enticement” and “luring women for marriage into high sex ratio areas.”


To address the problem, China has resorted to propaganda campaigns extolling the virtues of daughters and offering cash incentives for couples who have them. These measures have spurred more female births, but not enough — China’s gender imbalance is still “the most serious in the world and has lasted for the longest time and affected the largest number of people,” China’s National Health and Family Planning Commission said in a Jan. 21 statement.

Beijing News provided a tongue-in-cheek infographic explaining the problems and potential solutions... (our Chinese is not great but the pictures seemed to speak for themselves)...


Encourage feather-boah tickling parties...?


or marry a Ukrainian woman...


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Be careful though when 'googling' Mail Order Brides - Ukraine...


Because, from what we are told, not all Ukrainian women look like this...


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Yen Cross's picture

 No MOAR Bitchez! Bitchez

somecallmetimmah's picture

Hooray for dead babies! Kill! Kill! Kill!

somecallmetimmah's picture

Sorry, the vast majority of "terminated pregnancies" are Afrkun-Uh-'murikan.

We keep all the blue-eyed people. ;-)

sunaJ's picture

Interesting, because the ad on the sideline to this page is urging me to "fall in love with asian ripe beauties."


I guess as an entitled American, I am free to choose my bitchez regardless of global demographic concerns?



Publicus's picture

"Well it worked for this Chinese guy. He thought Ukraine was in Africa and didn't know how to speak the local language and look what happened to him

Slave's picture

More race mixing. Just what the Chosen ordered.

TruxtonSpangler's picture

Ukarinian bitchez are only pretty until 25years, 30 tops. Then they quickly revert to hildabeasts.

FlyinHigh's picture

"Because, from what we are told, not all Ukrainian women look like this..."

Yes, they are very many Beautiful Ukrainian Woman.

But, you should know this, They are mostly only interested in "White Men".

I'll just let it go at that.

cnmcdee's picture

... check .. for .. dick ... first! ..

dreadnaught's picture Latin America..... 

Latina Lover's picture

For the Ukie women, marrying a Chinese man is a far better alternative than living in a perpetually depressed and destroyed country.  I visited the Ukraine in 2009. It reminded me of Detroit, with dilapidated buildings, terrible roads, gritty stores and lots of grim looking people  It was a shithole then, and I can only imagine how bad it is now.

cnmcdee's picture

I married a Ukrainian Women.  I do not have any idea how they could insert so many stubborn mule genes into such a beautiful woman.  Now if I go to date a woman and she is Ukranian she might as well of said she has a dick - I was burned that bad in the end.  I think should be a pre-requisite before any guy can date.

grunk's picture

GMO Ukrainian women.

Monsanto's got its fingers into everything.

CH1's picture

Any culture that kills its women deserves to die.

greyghost's picture

OHHH WHAT A RELIEF....i was just sure this was another simon says go live live among the native peoples of some stink hole on the planet. can't wait for simon says "buy swamp land in the sahara"!!!!!!! live like a king for only 25 cents a day, because that is all you will have left after he and his cool fiends are done with you

post turtle saver's picture

cannot give this enough plusses... and whoever downvoted you is a fucking troglodyte

A Nanny Moose's picture

All those single and horny, yet short single men would make a formidable army.

JLee2027's picture

I married a Ukrainian Women.  I do not have any idea how they could insert so many stubborn mule genes into such a beautiful woman

I married a Lithuanian, same thing. Hmmm.

post turtle saver's picture

you're confusing Ukraine with Thailand

cigarEngineer's picture

At $4000 GDP per capita, they don't really care what color your dick is. The poverty in Ukraine and the Balkans is staggering. Many beautiful girls have arrangemenents to sleep with a wealthy benefactor (e.g., sex once a week and he pays for rent, so it's regular and she doesn't feel like a prostitute but it's similar).

But depending on your standards, there aren't that many beautiful girls in Ukraine, because Ukrainians are some of the dumbest people in the world and you couldn't stand dealing with them. It's the Latinas in Central and South America you should look for. Especially if you bring one back to Europe... everyone will be jealous and looking because she will look so exotic to them.

random999's picture

Eh.. you are saying ukrainians are dumber than latinas?

He he eeh hehee eehhh...


You need to travel more and learn more languages! sad mate, sad.

Latina Lover's picture

The Ukie women are much better educated and definitely smarter, but more treacherous.  Nearly every moment, they are trying to figure how to scam, even for the littlest things. For example, I took a girl to a restaurant and received an outrageous bill.  I assumed that the owner was cheating me blind, but I also found out that the girl also got a cut of the restaurant bill. This type of low level theft is common in the Ukraine, from getting cheated at the gas station, at the hotel, at the night clubs, or purchasing goods in stores. It never ends.


Latina's on the other hand, are rarely this devious.

Kobe Beef's picture

Don't pay. Slip out. Bitch is on her own. She can pay for her own mistakes.

The Big Ching-aso's picture

What do ya get when ya marry a Chinaman with a Ukrainian gal?

A gal that steals his laundry.

dreadnaught's picture

you mean fat babooshka types with brooms?

cnmcdee's picture

Go full mule don't hold back!

Talcott's picture

Mother nature like's genetic diversity.... creates resilience.


HowdyDoody's picture

Inbreeding is not good - it can lead to physical and mental defects in the long term, say over thousands of years.

kaiserhoff's picture

There has to be grass on the playing field;)

Antifaschistische's picture

I'm one of the guys that is almost always defending China, it's culture, traditions, etc.

...but, millions of Chinese girls know Chinese men/boys treat women like shit and they want something better.

...fortunately, American boys are still riding on the reputation of their predecessors.

...the Ukranian ladies are tired of their abusive constantly drunk, they're going Chinese....while millions of Chinese ladies are trying to go American.

...I say work out some arbitrage...based on pounds.  A pound for pound swap of Chinese ladies for our fat American chicks.


Latina Lover's picture

Agreed. I'd take a Chinese girl over our maximum entitled/minium output american girls anytime.  Having lived outside of the USA for years, the brassiness and crudeness of american women is disgusting.

Kobe Beef's picture

Does anyone actually trust a woman in the 21st century?

Seriously. Even Goldman Sachs won't take my kids, my home, my life savings, and make me pay for it.

JLee2027's picture

Cut the bitch off cold money wise, get off the grid and prove you're man enough to sit in a jail cell if you have to prove it. That's what I had to do. They leave you no choice actually. 

In the end, the state will fold before she will. Pretty sad really. And that's why you have to do it.

Antifaschistische's picture

oh...FYI, the websites that will charge for every single message and nose wipe are money making machines exploiting idiot Americans....the Chinese have figured out how to sell fake women just as effectively as every other fake (seemingly high quality) item they sell to the same idiots.   More power to them....I'm just sayin...

Harbanger's picture

No we make transgender kids so we can count them either way.

Bunghole's picture

How do you make a dead baby float?

Add two scoops of ice cream to one scoop dead baby.

sunaJ's picture

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.


Zero Point's picture

How do you unload a truckload of dead babies?
With a pitchfork.

El Vaquero's picture

Not a lot of love for the dead baby jokes, eh?


What's blue and sits in a corner? 

A dead baby in a plastic bag.




What's green and sits in a corner?

The same baby, 3 weeks later.

trulz4lulz's picture

How do you make a dead baby?

Cum inside Hillary Clinton.

El Vaquero's picture

These are dead baby nokes, not beastiality jokes!

Earl Slaughter-- Truck Driver.'s picture

What's more gross than a barrel filled with dead babies?

The live one eating its way from the bottom.

kaiserhoff's picture

There is nothing more GAY,

  than dead baby jokes, except maybe a pink shirt.