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Anyone who doesn't drink the regime's KoolAid: TERRORIST
Forward (over the cliff)!
+ bazillion uncensored comments.... oppps! shhhhush!
soooooo fucked up.... it's an embarassment.... no wonder everybody hates us.... "Yankee Go Home!" has never been more functional....
According to Barry, the terrorists are
white citizens with guns.
Take that Whitehouse "terrorist" chart and electroplate it with a thick coat of silver then rehang it.
Definitively, Martial Law is urgently needed in the US to quarantine these good-for-nothing.
Saul Alinsky's rules for radicals #9: “The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself.” Imagination and ego can dream up many more consequences than any activist.
If you adopt a philosophy you must live it out. Barry has removed the label "terrorist" and with it imagination dissipates and you are no longer in danger (because you don't think using the term terrorist). Barry won the Nobel for Peace, he should know.
Excuse me while I go puke; right after I buy another case of 9mm ammo.
THIS chart was funnier.
You have to wonder why us Christians are letting the )ews pit us against the Muslims. Divide and conquer tactics.
Evidently all ZH members are terrorists... Prepare accordingly...
Where's the fuckin' squirrels, those power grid destroying fuckin' squirrels?
is funnier
In Canada, under the Harrperr government, we had different ways of telling who the terrorists were.
This was a set of questions for the financial services personnel so they would report on money laundering activites by terrorists like environmental and political activists. http://worldcomplex.blogspot.co.uk/2011/10/take-test-see-what-kind-of-te...
Some of you on this site may need to pay close attention to question #3.
I'm not a terist because I have not "suddenly" become distrustful of my government. I've distrusted it for a long time.
Thought for the day: An over apologetic commiseration from weather forecasting suits bubble through the lame stream like a cheese engorged fat lady's fart in a bath tub.
OMG - they really sound sincere.
Over and over and over - relayed replayed repeated and bleated appologies from the suits.
The subway assets in NYC coraled into somespace somewhere, something that is so rare, given that subways were designed to provide transport in temporate locales where the likelyhood of blizzards and nor-easters would make surface travel impossible.
And given the maintenance and terror drills during the tube boom boom theatrics that incarcerated Londoner's, one has to ask, WHAT THE F*CK WAS BEING DONE TO THOSE NYC SUBWAY ASSETS WHILE THEY WERE HERDED UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYE OF NYC's MTA (and foreign security contractors)? Ahhh, NYC, home of the infamous noble laureate, Krugman, who suggested not too many years back that perhaps the US could save it's economy through investments in assets to defend against ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!
Also, there was the scheduled completion of MTA security camera installs by 2015. Completion has been delayed. All sorts of suits involving Lockheed Martin (prime contractor) and the MTA are winging it through NY judicial dockets this very day. Given that Israel will receive a bunch of Lockheed Martin f-35's (if they ever fly), comped through the ignorant bleating generosity of overly self indulgent US taxpayers, it's a sure bet a little boom boom event, followed by the always expected march of lemming-esque herds through NYC streets lead by crocodile teared Bibi and Giggly Juliani! That sh*t really gives me a boner!
So, in summary, a BS weather adversary corals MTA assets in one place and the camera's that should have been on ain't been installed yet. Coincidence coincidence coincide - Charlie Hebdo American Style!
Who is making sure MTA assets and riders are secure? The same bunch of yokel spinoffs that made sure the twin towers were secure - that the airports were secure!
At least it's something we've all grown accustom to. Heading out to the porch to stare at my iphone screen for a couple of hours - talk later!
I am clinging to my guns and religion.
Unfortunately, your prayers and your guns won't do any good during Martial Law
I'll take the other side of that bet.
While you're praying, I'll be shooting. So hurry up and get to Amen!
The ignorant masses in the United States apparently do not understand that this country in legal terms is in a State of War, thus CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS ARE SUSPENDED IF THE SOVEREIGN DEEMS NECESSARY, period.
State of war or not, .gov can do what it wants only thanks to fiat I.e practically unlimited free money. Once that system starts to erode (as it is now) collecting taxes to fund .gov will become much harder. If banks tomorrow will be liquidated parts of government will have to be liquidated. See austerity. That's why QE is so instrumental. When the .gov stops functioning there will be chaos but there will also be more personal accountability. Which won't allow for unjustified "states of war".
What some ignorant individuals fail to understand is: 1) Nowhere in the Constitution does it provide for suspending an individual's Constitutional Rights due to a "State of War" 2) Congress is the only branch of government that can declare war, and it has not done so.
People who can think produce absolute terror in those who's privilege and livelihood rely on them not thinking.
You can see why there might be some over-reaction.
...and black citizens with, or without, guns
I got my parachute, so JUMP Bitchez
Anyone who doesn't drink ISRAEL'S kool-aid is a terrorist!
Fixed it for ya.
What US government supports in Ukraine today, makes it a state sponsoring terrorism itself.
https://pp.vk.me/c540108/v540108758/14c0/45EZSBUGPAw.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mztcr7l_q50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SBo0akeDMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCi8AQzSYbU
Of course if you don't support the nazi junta in Kiev you will soon be labelled a terrorist.
Soon?
Sorry to break it to you like this, but you were identified as a likely and/or suspected terrorist the moment you chose to join Fight Club.
The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not talk about Project Mayhem.
They hate us for our freedoms.
Then you have nothing to be hated for anymore.
The Iranians love us for our leaderless Obama....who would out surrender the French!
LOL true.
RAMIREZ is an idiot.
Sort of idiot who probably still believes 911, Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon and Gold/ Silver markets are completely as reported by the MSM
Hold-up, you guy's...Don't look like the CRIMINAL "terrorist", I know!!
IMPOSTURES!...covering for you know who
Ramirez Bitchez
Deserves Pulitzer -- will NEVER get it...
Guess the peeps tomorrow that puts thr shroom cloud over our superbowl will be the tea party rite?
This might be a good time to avoid iconic events, and capitols of tyranny.
Where's the Russians and Greek Leftests < on that chart?
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There is no fucking al qaida, there is no ISIS, there are no terrorists anywhere except the ones armed, funded, and trained by US intelligence services. bin Laden was dead by 2003.
...and trained by Israeli intelligence services....
FIFY
There may as well not be oil, or Chinese manufacturing...You live in a global economy involving many people very different than yourself (I'm assuming you're a white westerner) in different ways, some of whom might be affected "adversely". They don't hate you for freedoms but some of them might resent you for your relative wealth and, using their frame of reference, will designate you as an enemy. They have their own rules of engagement too.
puppet show click bait?
@Comte: it is not necessary to suspend Constitutional rights for 'US citizens," as they have surrendered their "unalienable" rights through a commercial contract. That is why Obummer does not worry about the Constitution: it does not apply to the United States of America Corporation, Inc, and its 'employees,' who, under the jurisdiction of the corporation (specifically the Corporation has exclusive jurisdiction only within the confines of Washington, CD, which is not a part of the United States), are bound by every stupid and unConstitutional statute passed by CONgress as private law.
Fishhawk
"Without Prejudice, U.C.C. 1-308"
Truth is terror to government.
Well the GOP are terrorists, as well as the Dems. They've been terrorizing the US citizens of boogy men (the reds, the Cubans, the Arabs, debt defaulters) for how long now?
Exactly, I can't think of the last time I saw a Ramirez cartoon that actually managed to hit the nail on the head.
9/11 Truth: The NIST “no molten metal” guy posing by steel with unexplained melting (PHOTOS)
Yeah yeah yeah..... if we dont go along to get along then you might just be a turrorist, NEXT
Here are a few more terrorist for your viewing pleasure: (ranked how I see 'em)
You want terrorists, look no further than Washington D.C.
Have you ever heard of this little idealic island?
Naval Magazine Indian Island
Tyler made the mistake of publishing an article last weekend. Out of curiosity, I did some "follow up".
The amount or ordinance being stored on that island is truly staggering.
The Pacific Fleet consolidated their munitions depots over the last 10-20 years. I personally remember Seal Beach NWC in Southern California. That ordinance was reappropriated to Indian island.
Webpage not available, you must have touched a nerve.
It's still working on my browser. I'll send a time stamped screen shot if you'ld like?
I'm NOT compromising security.
There's a HUGE civilian population close by, They could be compromised though.
Liberals love things that provide for their own needs. Excusionary tactics 101.
There is simply no way an Islamic terorist would detonate a bomb there ala Pearl Harbor! /sarc.
I dont understand why any human would ever vote for any form of government.
you are pretty much voting and asking for someone to boss you around, and then you complain when the boss you voted in is a complete idiot and makes you run around doing pointless shit and costing you money.
The entire idea of government is pretty idiotic to begin with.
I think the biggest terrorists are the people who show up like morons and vote at elections for criminals to run our lives at gun point.
If it wasn't for the threat of government coming to my house with a gun to rob me I wouldn't ever fill out any forms for the state (irs forms/dmv forms etc) the entire idea of having to "submit" to an imaginary entity and put your property up as collateral for this imaginary entities poor spending habits is completely idiotic but alas you are forced to doit every year at gun point or they call you an "extremist" because someone who quite literally does nothing and wants nothing to do with you is an "extremist" its not the guy from govt pointing a gun at you ordering you to sign the forms "voluntarily" thats an extremist . . .no..no... its you . . . pffft..
When will the masses of the planet simply organize online and stop paying taxes to the governments that continously put us in danger, exploit us like cattle, and draft our children (never theirs) to fight in wars for their profit?
How dumb can humanity be? lets get this shit done already, we deserve a better world, time to stop voting for the people that fuck it up the most.
You got it. Now 300 million more to go.
Unfortunately, nobody has invented a drink or pill that turns sheep back into human beings. Otherwise, that's exactly the correct plan of action.
Good government is an oxymoron!
WOW, that actually made sense and I'm drunk.
By the way you might be a turrurrist
Wishful fantasy filled thinking.You can hope for no goverment but someone is going to govern you unless you go off the grid and live like a hermit without any human contact.But even then you will be governed by nature and natural law.
Which is why I'm a proponent of sortition! Let the Randoms Rule!
The concept of basing your political ideology upon arbitrary geographical boundaries, chosen by arbitrary means, by random citizens who can easily be manipulated into agreement via unknown, surreptitous means is absurd and preposterous on its face.
The older I get, the more anti-statist I become. I despise centralized government, and I'm immensely enjoying the collapse of Western civilization.
These so-called political cartoons are an INSULT to free-thinking citizens everywhere.
These boundaries are not arbitrary and neither are the citizens who strive to form the state to rule over you. When you give up it makes it much easier for them to rule over you
the worst terrorists are the ones telling us to be afraid of things all the time
FULL DISCLOSURE; They didn't use Hillary's likeness because...well.....it's just too terrorizing.
But if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.........aww, never mind.
And the useful or humorous insight of this cartoon is...?...
Maybe I'm missing the point. Try to explain it to me.
You are on the official list of White House friends. Get it?
I'm not a banker, war monger, major corporation, or combination of the aforementioned, so that'd be news to me.
Ramirez doesn't focus on the nature of the position of "White House"/president he focus's on the false dichotomy of red vs blue parties and pop culture political bickering, and spends all his time playing off fox news style caricatures. I haven't seen a lot of purpose or useful information in his last 10 or so cartoons, I'm not much of a fan so maybe I missed a good one, maybe you could show it to me?
You can watch all the clown fights you want, that's what they're there for after all, to keep you stupid. I'd rather see criticism of the system, instead of these hollow messaged cartoons.
Judging by the way these cartoon's post ratings have been dropping I'm guessing I'm not the only one that's started seeing them as basically worthless distraction.
I am still amazed that only 7 years after the worst attack on US soil, we elected a Muslim who we knew nothing about and even more amazed that we relected him, knowing he was a marxist too.
Oh wait, the 2012 election was won with intimidation, fraud, and voter suppression
Cry me a river Ramírez, poor GOP are labeled by Obomber as terrorists... hahaha. If I had the label machine stuck on the word DUMB you'll be the first one to get it.
What I learned from todays posts is that everyone (especially in U.S. government) is a terrorists and the iSlams are just scapegoated bystanders who are totally innocent,inept, and clueless that the U.S. with the Joos are playing them like puppets. You wont take them serious until they lop off your head. Even while your head is rolling off your body you will be cursing the Joos.
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USG + 535 + ICiC