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And The Market Breaks... (And Stocks Rebound)

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Well there's a surprise - plunging stock prices.. and the markety breaks:

  • *BATS OPTIONS DECLARED SELF-HELP VS BOSTON OPTIONS EXCHANGE
  • *NASDAQ OMX BX OPTIONS HAS DECLARED SELF HELP AGAINST BOX

 

 

And sure enough... the bounce begins...

 

 

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Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:39 | 5734765 slaughterer
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Nothing like a few market self-help breaks to send a chill down the spines of the bears.  

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:45 | 5734813 MsCreant
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Un-bearable markets.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:58 | 5734876 RaceToTheBottom
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The sign of breakage was the direction.  Don't they know the rules?

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:08 | 5734918 max2205
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And we are green...

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:10 | 5734930 NoDebt
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29 minutes from deep red to green.  Gotta be a new ZH record.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:31 | 5735041 RaceToTheBottom
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Mr PPT guy took a long coffee break, but he is back.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 13:24 | 5735256 brooklynlou
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Reminds me of the good old days of FM radio. Every time you heard "Innagadadevita" or "The End" by The Doors you knew the disc jockey had to be taking a massive dump.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:00 | 5734887 SWRichmond
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Nothing like a few market self-help breaks to send a chill down the spines of the bears. 

Things not going your way?  Declare "self-help".  Bank wants a mortgage payment?  SELF HELP.  Credit card company pissed off?  SELF HELP.  Traffic cops trying to rob you?  SELF HELP.

What?  No self help for the mundanes?  The middle class is not systemically important, you say?

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:38 | 5734768 Abitdodgie
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BTFD

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:40 | 5734771 MidwestJester
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Like clockwork...

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:41 | 5734784 TruthInSunshine
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K-Hen calls time out.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:36 | 5735058 agstacks
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more like a "do over"

 

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:41 | 5734785 101 years and c...
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amazing how the "market" never breaks when it is green.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:45 | 5734798 MsCreant
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Pssst. Been broken, up or down. I know you know this but it needed to be said.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:43 | 5734789 SheepDog-One
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Do-over declared.....LOL what a shitshow.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:42 | 5734790 slaughterer
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Now K-Hen has an empty play room to kick the ball in.  

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:44 | 5734792 Jumbie
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So, how will they fix a declining market tens this year?
Is QE propping really worn out? I suspect it will be with us until the rest of the world can't take it.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:43 | 5734794 Kaiser Sousa
Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:23 | 5734993 CerpherJoe
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Sorry ... this is what Roubini (and CBS) are all about:

"Part of the solution for a world with too much supply and too little demand needs to be public investment in infrastructure."

The whole tale makes no sense ...

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:48 | 5734819 Conax
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 There is no market, only Zule.

(in my best singing voice)

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:58 | 5734870 buzzsaw99
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RAY
It can't be!

WINSTON
Aw, shit!

RAY
solemnly
It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.


Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:50 | 5734839 Bill of Rights
Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:01 | 5734889 Element
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Looks like Christie's going to be ideal WH material.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:12 | 5734934 flacon
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Maybe the mayor should hit the casinos with what little cash he has left. Play Blackjack all night and make back the money he lost. Pay the bills on Tuesday. Easy as pie. :)

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 13:03 | 5735178 shitco.in
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Maybe they will start accepting Bitcoin? 

 

https://twitter.com/msantoriESQ/status/561936817558396929

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:51 | 5734842 Keltner Channel Surf
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Bounce may have had more to do with SPY and IWM nearing key 200 DMAs, but to the extent these scofflaw exhange dorks were involved, they can go 'self-help' themselves.

 

Q of day is:  will they retest the 200s and bounce back, or trade through and give the BTFD-ers a snow-cone in the eye (?)

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 11:52 | 5734850 Tsar Pointless
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On Groundhog Day, too. How delicious.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:53 | 5735138 MsCreant
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We can do it over and over until we get it right!

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:01 | 5734880 Son of Captain Nemo
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So with the President of the United States announcing that he committed treason yesterday on CNN in Ukraine...

When will Plan C be activated so that George Soros can breathe a heavy sigh of relief and have the convenient excuse for "pushing the reset button" to the market(s) just like 13 years ago?!!!

Seems like only yesterday when we saw 400 point drops daily in 2002 and 2003 on the NYSE!

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:06 | 5734912 Quinvarius
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And then there is the new appearance of NATO munitions being used to shell civilians in Ukraine.  Great job Obama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwlMtJA0bJQ

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:13 | 5734943 Son of Captain Nemo
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Thanks Q

Yes this is the U.S. military's specialty along with the white phosphorous, cluster munitions and depleted uranium Ukrainian civilians in the East may be looking forward to payloads in excess of 1,000 lbs.

These two unfortunately for Kiev and NATO didn't quite make it.  But one has to wonder what was in them?...

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:03 | 5734901 starman
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Some one please define "markets" . 

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:06 | 5734915 Kaiser Sousa
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all green now...

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:10 | 5734931 Dungholio
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It's only fair!

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:09 | 5734920 Son of Captain Nemo
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This should make it all better!

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 12:18 | 5734967 Father Lucifer
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Combined with VIX slam.

Won't last though.

Mon, 02/02/2015 - 14:02 | 5735421 combatsnoopy
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funny I was looking at quotes on Yahoo finance when the screen showed Dow in the red when Bloomberg showed green, Then i clicked on anything and Yahoo said, "error-the site isn't working..."

I think maybe the tech guys on the floor got the chart upside down, or maybe mistaken the + for a -.  Never trust a Color blind techie. 

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