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And The Market Breaks... (And Stocks Rebound)
Well there's a surprise - plunging stock prices.. and the markety breaks:
- *BATS OPTIONS DECLARED SELF-HELP VS BOSTON OPTIONS EXCHANGE
- *NASDAQ OMX BX OPTIONS HAS DECLARED SELF HELP AGAINST BOX
And sure enough... the bounce begins...
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Nothing like a few market self-help breaks to send a chill down the spines of the bears.
Un-bearable markets.
The sign of breakage was the direction. Don't they know the rules?
And we are green...
29 minutes from deep red to green. Gotta be a new ZH record.
Mr PPT guy took a long coffee break, but he is back.
Reminds me of the good old days of FM radio. Every time you heard "Innagadadevita" or "The End" by The Doors you knew the disc jockey had to be taking a massive dump.
Nothing like a few market self-help breaks to send a chill down the spines of the bears.
Things not going your way? Declare "self-help". Bank wants a mortgage payment? SELF HELP. Credit card company pissed off? SELF HELP. Traffic cops trying to rob you? SELF HELP.
What? No self help for the mundanes? The middle class is not systemically important, you say?
BTFD
Like clockwork...
K-Hen calls time out.
more like a "do over"
amazing how the "market" never breaks when it is green.
Pssst. Been broken, up or down. I know you know this but it needed to be said.
Do-over declared.....LOL what a shitshow.
Now K-Hen has an empty play room to kick the ball in.
So, how will they fix a declining market tens this year?
Is QE propping really worn out? I suspect it will be with us until the rest of the world can't take it.
http://www.marketwatch.com/?link=MW_Nav_FP
nuff siad.....
Sorry ... this is what Roubini (and CBS) are all about:
"Part of the solution for a world with too much supply and too little demand needs to be public investment in infrastructure."
The whole tale makes no sense ...
There is no market, only Zule.
(in my best singing voice)
RAY
It can't be!
WINSTON
Aw, shit!
RAY
solemnly
It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
Popcorn
Atlantic City has $12.8M Debt Due Tuesday
Looks like Christie's going to be ideal WH material.
Maybe the mayor should hit the casinos with what little cash he has left. Play Blackjack all night and make back the money he lost. Pay the bills on Tuesday. Easy as pie. :)
Maybe they will start accepting Bitcoin?
https://twitter.com/msantoriESQ/status/561936817558396929
Bounce may have had more to do with SPY and IWM nearing key 200 DMAs, but to the extent these scofflaw exhange dorks were involved, they can go 'self-help' themselves.
Q of day is: will they retest the 200s and bounce back, or trade through and give the BTFD-ers a snow-cone in the eye (?)
On Groundhog Day, too. How delicious.
We can do it over and over until we get it right!
So with the President of the United States announcing that he committed treason yesterday on CNN in Ukraine...
When will Plan C be activated so that George Soros can breathe a heavy sigh of relief and have the convenient excuse for "pushing the reset button" to the market(s) just like 13 years ago?!!!
Seems like only yesterday when we saw 400 point drops daily in 2002 and 2003 on the NYSE!
And then there is the new appearance of NATO munitions being used to shell civilians in Ukraine. Great job Obama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwlMtJA0bJQ
Thanks Q
Yes this is the U.S. military's specialty along with the white phosphorous, cluster munitions and depleted uranium Ukrainian civilians in the East may be looking forward to payloads in excess of 1,000 lbs.
These two unfortunately for Kiev and NATO didn't quite make it. But one has to wonder what was in them?...
Some one please define "markets" .
all green now...
It's only fair!
This should make it all better!
Combined with VIX slam.
Won't last though.
funny I was looking at quotes on Yahoo finance when the screen showed Dow in the red when Bloomberg showed green, Then i clicked on anything and Yahoo said, "error-the site isn't working..."
I think maybe the tech guys on the floor got the chart upside down, or maybe mistaken the + for a -. Never trust a Color blind techie.