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Behold SubTropolis: The Underground City Located In An Excavated Kansas Mine

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More than 1,000 people spend their workdays in an industrial park housed in an excavated mine the size of 140 football fields. As Bloomberg reports, the underground industrial park known as SubTroplis opened for business in 1964 in an excavated mine below Kansas City, Mo. attracting tenants with the lure of lower energy costs and cheap rents...

 

About 10 percent of Kansas City's commercial real estate is underground, says Ora Reynolds, president of SubTropolis landlord Hunt Midwest. Landlords have made a cottage industry out of underground industrial space, thanks to rock formations near the Missouri River that allow trucks to drive into the old mines instead of tenants needing to use elevators to get things in and out.

 

Industrial chic: Subtropolis boasts 17-foot-high ceilings supported by rough-hewn columns. The 270-million-year-old limestone deposits are six times stronger than concrete, according to Hunt Midwest's marketing materials.

 

Subtropolis's cool climate helped attract cloud computing company LightEdge, which has become the anchor tenant in what Hunt Midwest hopes will develop into a major data center.

 

The U.S. Postal Service uses Subtropolis as a distribution hub for postage stamps, storing hundreds of millions of stamps in the facility.

 

The USPS rents more than 500,000 square feet at SubTropolis.
 

The National Archives and Records Association keeps old tax records and federal court documents at the facility. Pick a fight with the Internal Revenue Service and the paper trail may lead to these shelves.

 


Vanguard Packaging prints retail packaging and supermarket displays in its 500,000-square-foot space. Vanguard calls itself the most sustainable packaging company in North America.

 

Journey to the center of the earth—or at least, to EarthWorks, an educational program that schools students on the Midwest's natural habitats in a 32,000 square-foot space in SubTropolis.

 

Some cannisters in this archive hold the original film from Gone with the Wind.

 


"I have no idea how many pounds of coffee I have down here," says Joe Paris, vice president at Paris Brothers, a specialty foods company. "I have thousands of bags. Some of them are 60 or 70 kilos. It's a lot."


SubTropolis is down the road from an assembly plant at which Ford manufactures F150 pickups. This has attracted companies such as Knapheide, shown here, which manufactures steel bodies that get rigged onto Ford trucks.


One tenant in SubTropolis's Automotive Alley is Ground Effects, which provides a variety of conversion services.


Road runners have been competing in 5-kilometer and 10k races inside SubTropolis's seven miles of roadways for 33 years.

Source: Bloomberg

 

 

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Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:36 | 5745361 kliguy38
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Been there itss massive quite the city with semis rolling throughout all day long...........nice bugout place for a lot of people

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:46 | 5745396 Charles Wilson
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See also:  Isaac Asimov, "Caves of Steel"

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:53 | 5745409 Newsboy
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And the "Eloi" live up on nice golf courses and tennis courts somewhere?

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:59 | 5745430 ACP
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When the SHTF, the hard working dwarves will be holed up there as a defensive position against the pavement orcs.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:15 | 5745479 quintago
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It's like a breath of fresh...oh wait, shit where's my gas mask

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:19 | 5745489 Paveway IV
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Cool... their mascot is a fat, stoner groundhog called Gus.

I'm pretty damn sure I went to school with that guy.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:43 | 5745565 Anusocracy
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That's just puny, Detroit has a much larger salt mine 1200 feet under the city.

http://scribol.com/anthropology-and-history/the-giant-salt-city-1200ft-b...

Detroit’s salt mines are like an underground city within the city. It is a massive expanse of 1,500 acres and over 100 miles of roads right under everyone’s feet. It stretches from Dearborn, located in the northwest of Detroit’s metropolitan area, and known to automobile lovers as Henry Ford’s birthplace, via Melvindale to Allen Park in the southwest.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:33 | 5745923 Muppet
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Chicago deep tunnel.  65miles of covert UMB.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 08:04 | 5746427 cnmcdee
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Well on the plus end - if the world ends and everyone is retreated down there you will still get the mail..

 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:22 | 5745495 infinity8
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"nice bugout place for a lot of people" - not any more! Been there many times - weird and awesome, never heard of or seen anything else like it. "The Caves". But, there's lots and lots of (smaller) good caves and old mines in the region.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:14 | 5745670 NuckingFuts
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Been in there also, driving a 17' box truck for a pick up. Was a little nervous until I saw full sized semi's all over, no problem for my little rig. I spoke for awhile with the warehouse staff, outside of never seeing the sun they seemed to enjoy working there... A really trippy place.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:03 | 5745824 Cheduba
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One of these near Springfield, MO as well called Springfield Underground.  I think it's a great use of storage space with how dry and cool it down there, unless the roof caves in, of course.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:28 | 5745511 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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What are they worried about. America is #1, we have the best military, and a world reserve currencey. Every other country looks up to us, we are the only Sueprpower left. America rules the world and always will.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:36 | 5747664 IReallyDontCare
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Lol,That's what the Romans and British used to say.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:34 | 5745528 El Hosel
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Kansas City here I come..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhajbgPOv6c

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:36 | 5745531 ziggy59
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Wasnt tt the Morlocks in HG Wells' The TimeMachine that lived underground?

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:39 | 5745548 Coke and Hookers
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HG Wells was a fucking socialist and turned things upside down.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:36 | 5745365 Jugdish787
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Now I know where I am going when the nukes start flying.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:40 | 5745375 Automatic Choke
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...too bad you'll be stuck in there with a bunch of folks from Kansas.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:57 | 5745424 kliguy38
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hehehe......at least we'll have guns........;-)

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:05 | 5745448 Paveway IV
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Yeah. Imagine being stuck in there with this freak from Kansas.

Miss Kansas, actually...

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:59 | 5745612 Midas
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Maryann for the Win!

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:38 | 5745539 Polonius
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You might be surprised.  They have just as much TV, NFL and Hollywood in Kansas as everywhere else so the people are now almost as fucked up as the rest of us.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 21:55 | 5754194 ceilidh_trail
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Did you choke on reading comprehension? Kansas City, Missouri. Paveway has it right- I've met a few cuties from Kansas...

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:40 | 5745373 NotApplicable
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Dat's where all dat gubmint cheese lives too!

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:42 | 5745377 RickyJabbour
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It's in Missouri, not Kansas.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:55 | 5745416 847328_3527
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Too bad your stuck with a bunch of folks from Missouri.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:58 | 5745427 kliguy38
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.........and again.......at least we'll have our guns...:-)

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:14 | 5745477 Sokhmate
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Missoura

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 00:45 | 5746098 world_debt_slave
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Misery

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:26 | 5745508 Paveway IV
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Even worse - you could be stuck with this local Missouri hag.

She probably throws like a girl, too.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 00:09 | 5746024 Beowulf55
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Ahhhhhhh....I need eyewash...............in breeding must stop.........

 

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 00:10 | 5746025 Beowulf55
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Ahhhhhhh....I need eyewash...............in breeding must stop.........

 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:35 | 5745535 Angus McHugepenis
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What difference does it make!

Hillary (the next LIQ... lesbian-in-qweef)

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 08:26 | 5746463 drendebe10
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"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:43 | 5745379 Four chan
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i'll put this here:

CME Group says it will close most of its futures trading pits in Chicago and New York City by July 2, 2015.

It will maintain its options trading pit and the S&P 500 futures market.

"Equity index futures pits and the DJIA ($10) and NASDAQ-100 options pits will close following the expiration of the June 2015 contract on June 19, 2015," the company said in a release.

CME Group says it will try to offer booth space to those who want to trade electronically following the closures.ut 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:00 | 5745437 cigarEngineer
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Very good post.

15 yrs ago you could make a living trading 5 contacts on the Dow, boucing around the value area.

PS Chicago blows. There's listerine and paper cups in every bathroom at the CME but the sinks are so low you would have to stoop to wash your dick in it.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:51 | 5745388 Yen Cross
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     I keep thinking of this song.

 The danger will pass in a few days folks...  Please move forward>>>>

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:47 | 5745398 Soul Glow
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It probably sucks to live there but at least they're prepared.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:00 | 5745428 Ignatius
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Sinatra:

 

Subtropolis, it's crazy kind of town

A nutty, kooky, kooky, nutty kind of town....

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:21 | 5745709 lincolnsteffens
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How the hell do you get clean air in there?? or don't you?

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:08 | 5745836 Cheduba
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I think I've read that there are natural convection currents that move air through the caves, but it might need air blowers to force air through the tunnels like in underground mining, not for sure.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 10:09 | 5746923 meterman
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Fans Bubba

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 11:04 | 5747221 GeezerGeek
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There was a scifi story about this sort of thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Penultimate_Truth

 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:47 | 5745399 Joebloinvestor
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The spirit of Dr. Strangelove is alive and well.

Kubrick was great.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:50 | 5745403 Spitzer
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If derivative gold can hold on long enough, all gold mines will be turned into sub cities.

Make a Vegas underground.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:55 | 5745421 Yen Cross
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     What's next?... The FedEx underwater base?

 Water filters radiation better.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:57 | 5745426 heisenberg991
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This is where Soylent Green will open their doors when overpopulation and robots lead to no jobs for humans.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:57 | 5745431 QQQBall
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Next up... Mole people sleeping in storage units with communal bathrroms.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 20:58 | 5745434 kchrisc
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Underground facilities to pay double property tax because their lower energy costs reduce "revenue" to the theft-authorities up top in 3..2..

The banksters need to repay us.

 

And also be accused by the "climate change" scammers of increasing "global warming."

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:07 | 5745461 Duc888
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I wonder about the air circulation in that place.  ICE's running in and out of it, looks like the "conversion" place has a paint booth.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:24 | 5745503 A Lunatic
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Once the grid goes down it's just a large tomb.....

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:11 | 5745467 Salsipuedes
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Lovely! How's the birdsong?

(Something's happening here and what it is is perfectly clear...)

Who DOESN'T school their kids about the "natural habitat" in a 32,000 sq. ft. hole in the ground?

USA! USA!

Keep digging Einstones!

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:13 | 5745476 Chad_the_short_...
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Kansas City, MO is where these pics are taken, not Kansas City, KS. Yes, there is a difference. I fucking live in this SHITHOLE fucking city. These people are fucking weird here. It used to be the meth capital of the world and you can still see the aftermath. Creepy. Not many attractive females here either, which blows.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:22 | 5745491 willwork4food
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Why don't you get the hell out of there if you don't like it? But thanks for the geography lesson anyway.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:59 | 5745807 Chad_the_short_...
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Ever hear of a job moving you somewhere, ya smartass fuck?

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:59 | 5745812 Travis Bickel
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Bullshit, you're too stupid to have a job.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:14 | 5745854 Chad_the_short_...
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Enjoy riding your bokf puts to zero while i laugh my ass off every day since i cashed out on its low. Hahahahahahahahaha

 

miss me?

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:30 | 5745884 Travis Bickel
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Enjoy riding your bokf puts to zero. Huh? Never bought it.

Like I said, stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:39 | 5745939 Unix
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you two need to get a fucking room, shit

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:44 | 5745945 Chad_the_short_...
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she is obsessed with me, always has been. Follows me on here, on yahoo and on fb. Literally obsessed and hates me because I make money trading and she loses everything she touches lol

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:23 | 5745499 p00k1e
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I'm nearest to The D. 

I’m sure you heard about the ‘Detroit Man Who Walks 21 Miles a Day to Work’. 

A lot of illiterate & mentally ill people in this area.

It’s third world thinking around this place.  

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:33 | 5745524 Paveway IV
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Wait... you work on Capitol Hill

I though you just said you work in Kansas City?

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:40 | 5745545 p00k1e
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FSA World Headquarters, Detroit MI, U.S.A.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:48 | 5745775 RaceToTheBottom
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Wait, that is terrorist city USA

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:58 | 5745769 Travis Bickel
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These people are fucking weird here. It used to be the meth capital of the world and you can still see the aftermath. Creepy. Not many attractive females here either, which blows.

Hey chad the short dick, sorry you can't afford to get out of Ruskin Heights.

BTW Blow me. Real good call on UWTI (-20%) and UCO (-13%). You belong on the yahoo boards, not here. Only dicks talk about their specific trades.


Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:03 | 5745822 Chad_the_short_...
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Mad because you didn't get out of BOKF like I did when it dropped on eps day? Now you're stuck at a loss hahahahaha fuckin troll. And I sold UTWI and UCO for a profit. And you? You can't make a profit on your own mom's pussy.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:16 | 5745872 IridiumRebel
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If you can't score in KC, you need less time on the BB terminal. Roll out to Westport at about 11:30 and strike up a convo. There are plenty of Midwestern beauties there.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:30 | 5745908 Chad_the_short_...
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Did I say I can't score here? I score here with a simple snap of the fingers. I said there aren't too many attractive females like there are in atlanta, all over florida, denver, la, ny or any other place I go to. Girl I'm talking to now is pretty hot.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 00:40 | 5746086 IridiumRebel
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There's fuckin snatch anywhere. Denver bitches got the armpit shit. NY is where I met my wife and got plenty of pussy there. Hotlanta has hotties. LA has the bi-beauties but Florida? Shit. Those girls are fucked up.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 01:08 | 5746123 Chad_the_short_...
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Lets hope your wife doesn't follow you on ZH like the troll, my stalker, travis snickel, follows and stalks me everywhere

 

lol

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:15 | 5745481 cowdiddly
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ahh, nothing a few canisters of Zyclon B won't solve.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:29 | 5745516 Counterpunch
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Lice is the least of their problems. 

 

Morlocks, man!

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:22 | 5745493 conscious being
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Been there too. Disaster recovery mecca, being underground and all.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:24 | 5745505 ufos8mycow
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Yeah everything is great now but wait until the EPA tree huggers notice them. All those noxious fumes from the humans and their toys underground has to be against one or two laws.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:27 | 5745510 IridiumRebel
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I grew up in KC and have been in these. I used to make deliveries for my father's business to a printing press. It's a fallout shelter too and rumor is that the USGov has a presence there.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:33 | 5745515 Counterpunch
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They will delve too deep and awake an ancient evil!!

 

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 04:37 | 5746284 Major Malfunction
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The Balrog!

 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:34 | 5745529 Yes_Questions
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The National Archives and Records Association keeps old tax records and federal court documents at the facility. Pick a fight with the Internal Revenue Service and the paper trail may lead to these shelves.

 

I'll just file this away in my basement archive under potentially useful information.

 

 

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 00:26 | 5746062 Peanut Butter E...
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Somebody need to burn that archive to save everyone!! Forget about flying a plan to irs totally waste for valuable lives when you can just find way to burn down a paper storage location. Btw we shouldn't waste any valuable storage for old garbage films just put them up in cloud space and do done with it,

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:47 | 5745572 robnume
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This story reminds me of The Smiths' song, "What difference does it make"? Only the "elites" will have access to this area for survival when TSHTF. And yes, Jugdish, the morlocks lived underground in Herbert George Welles' "The Time Machine".

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:50 | 5745578 medium giraffe
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New Madrid vs 270 myo limestone?

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 10:24 | 5747015 earnulf
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New Madrid is about 4-500 miles away from KC.   Despite the numerous fault lines that run through Kansas, Kansas City is pretty stable geo wise.    New Madrid could really mess up St. Louis, Memphis and most of Southern Mo/Northern Ark because of the Karst formations (kinda like beating on a drum) however the points N/S along the Mississippi will be more affected by Madrid than KC would be.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 10:03 | 5751368 medium giraffe
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Ahh, ty!

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:55 | 5745597 X86BSD
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I live in kcmo. Been here many times. There are also other underground spaces like this here as well. Kcmo, the most underrated awesomeness in the US. Minus the kc fed of course.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:16 | 5745873 Chad_the_short_...
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You like this shithole city? Kansas Shitty sucks at everything.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 21:57 | 5745608 Monetas
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How does Superman get around .... on a faggy Vespa ?

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:43 | 5745752 dirty belly
Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:06 | 5745633 shovelhead
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I want my own drive in Batcave with lots of chrome plated treadplate and cool looking leaky steam-pipes.

I painted the stormcellar with white weep-lock sealer so it would reflect light from the hurricane lanterns and one day I come home to the cellar door open and I go down there to see the wife finishing up stenciling a border design around the top of the walls.

"I didn't like it. It looked so cold and uninviting. Now it's cheery." she says with that grin that makes her look 18 all over again.

"Yes Honey, because when you have a Cat. 5 tornado roaming through the neighborhood, destroying everything you own, you can always use some cheering up."

"Quiet or I'll paint big flowers on the walls." That comes with the look that says you'll be hating life soon.

"It's a nice, neat job. Very cheery."

I want a Batcave.

 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:11 | 5745635 dexter_morgan
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Safe haven from them massivre twisters they get out there. Eat yer heart out Dorothy.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 22:05 | 5745637 Yen Cross
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 Those underground spaces won't survive a massive nuclear exchange.

  Those bone heads will still be living underground long after other tribes have reinhabited the surface.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:35 | 5745925 Unix
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What in the world is all of this? Space aliens and illuminati???? hello, McFly?

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 07:59 | 5746420 Raging Goose
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Theres a giant underground in Arkansas, it was used by Hillary Clinton to store her cache of teenage girls in which to munch upon. Apparently theres  abunch of these type facilities I read about a big one in Nevada that has all sorts of weird ass conspiracies tied to it like aliens, possibly lezzie aliens being stored for future use by Hillary. 

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 07:58 | 5746421 Raging Goose
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Theres a giant underground in Arkansas, it was used by Hillary Clinton to store her cache of teenage girls in which to munch upon. Apparently theres  abunch of these type facilities I read about a big one in Nevada that has all sorts of weird ass conspiracies tied to it like aliens, possibly lezzie aliens being stored for future use by Hillary. 

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:28 | 5745905 Carl Panzram
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There are locations like that all over the country. There are also an underground, intercontinental highway system. You better believe it. You've read and seen the stories where residents in an area hear strange noises.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:39 | 5745932 Muppet
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Again, Chicago Deep Tunnel.   65 miles arterial complex and UMB.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:38 | 5745935 FredFlintstone
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Reminds me of the Iron Moutain facility in Pennsylvania. I think they have one in KC as well.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:45 | 5745948 jonjon831983
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"Secret facilities" hidden in plain sight.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:49 | 5745962 Talleyrand
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WTF? "140 football fields"??? What does that mean? Ever heard of acres, square kilometers, square miles...? Stinkin' "football fields" again.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 01:22 | 5746144 Chad_the_short_...
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This isn't a normal city man. The chiefs are the only thing this shithole has so everything is in "Chief terms." Well, the Royals did make it to game 7 of the word series last year. After missing the playoffs for 29 straight years.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 01:28 | 5746152 Travis Bickel
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The word series in '85 was awsome.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 03:38 | 5746238 Chad_the_short_...
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"word" series lol. Yes, mr. brett, whom I have met several times!!!!! He is a god here.

Wed, 02/04/2015 - 23:58 | 5745989 Stay Frosty
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As the other locals have noted, 'The Caves' have been around for awhile, crafted by the Hunt family who conned Clay County tax payers out of 'scrap land' North of the Missouri river. On top of which sits the Tons of Scum YMCAesque amusement park. Same Hunt douches who own the Kansas City Chiefs, Arrowhead, et al whose patriarch H.L. Hunt with $1B oil money, 3 wives and 15 children run amok (think Hunt Brothers silver market cornering attemp in the 70s.). It's the same in every city. A douche by any other name smells just as douchey.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 07:44 | 5746399 TweedleDeeDooDah
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How the fuck did a mine in Kansas City, MISSOURI turn into "An Excavated Kansas Mine"?

Is this the former bunker where the Kansas fuehrer dug in before the occupation and redrawing of the state lines?

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 09:08 | 5746611 FranSix
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THX 1138

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 11:01 | 5747216 Mi Naem
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Future home of the Morlocks? 

I already know where the Eloi live. 

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