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Cramer is leading the cheer
He knows how to manage our fear
It's bullshit he sells
The bottom he smells
Is oil we rub on our rear
The Limerick King
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The lotion should be on Janet Yellen's bottom while twerking...
Jim,pay attention to oil inventory numbers and oil production worldwide.Figure this out Jim,if you were in debt up to your eyeballs and payments were due,wouldn't you pull out all the stops and increase production?By the way,take a look at the biggest oil discoveries in history,just discovered in Russia.
Two hyena's talking at the water hole: " This water tastes like Tarzan's ass!.........Uh, how do you know what his ass taste like?"
Note the shifty eyes; yes this cunt was hatched.
He's there to welcome in the new wave of Prickston grads & other lizard spouse bred frats to the club.
A swift and preferably painful cull is our only hope for change.
If his protege Stephanie Link was in the reptile house at the zoo, would be more believable than her giving stock pix..
PS Cramer waited until 20% move off the low in WTI, then he's all in...fucking clown
Hey Cramer, pull my finger!
yeah this is divebombing the lower emotions. richard bratuigan
Cramer called it, and he wins:
a used children's bicycle seat.
My "bottom" dollar wager for the week - subject to change (and HOPE) of course:
FAZ - OpenBuy @ $12.75 Limit
Modify | Cancel USO - Open
Buy @ $17.00 Limit
Modify | Cancel SCO - Open
Sell @ $86.00 Limit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cheers WB7!
Hair today.
or...
ISIS visits the beauty parlor.
Intuitive as I am, I identified her bottom based on sight alone.
It smells like false hope. Even if we push past the neckline, how far can we go? I'd buy intra day at the neck, take what it gives, and then I'm out. It's an obvious pattern move. There's plenty of downside to go around. Cramer is just a stock guy.
The jerk is getting twerked...
Purge the world of Banksters. Any politician with a banking bio gets hanged. KILL ALL BANKSTERS. Banksters are solely responsible for wars, sickness, poverty, strife, misery. KILL THESE FUCKERS. It's that fucking simple. Oh, you're a director for Chase? Sorry we have to hang you, nice suit. We don't need fucking banks. Every country can figure out how to trade what for what, we don't need bankers skimming off the top and then eventually eating the whole pie and throwing the citizens in front of the bus. KILL ALL BANKSTERS, it's simple and it works.
I like smell bottom and I cannot lie
You other fellows won't deny
Your chops you start licking
When you think bottom picking
Cause above bottom might be blue sky :-)
Trying to sniff out a bottom in this market is a fool's errand...
Finally, Central Casting got one right;)
Everything about Cramer begs for abuse.
Almost too easy for the master.
Thanx William
I agree. It absolutely stinks to high heaven. Cramer is such a shameless whore.
Buy the bottom before it gets bottomer-er.
big-bottomed girls make this rockin world go round
Ooh La La.
A rounded bottom.
God i already knew what the picture was going to look like before i clicked on the link..
Sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disturbing, seeing people smell bottoms. Dogs, OK. People, no.
The last time He said that was right before the 2008 Crash! Right JIM>
Excellent Bill.
Thought Cramer would want to see a male version, NOT a female!
I suspect that cramer doesn't care so long as there is a line of coke in the crack.
Not only does it smell like a bottom, it looks like a bottom as well...
;-D