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"Mission Accomplished" Dow, S&P, And Nasdaq Surge To Green For 2015
The biggest short squeeze in 15 months appears to have solved the 'status quo' concerns that "everything is awesome" just like The Fed says. Following Nasdaq's brief leap into the green yesterday, this morning's melt-up has dragged The Dow, S&P and Nasdaq into positive territory for the year... just a good job macro- and micro-fundamentals are so supportive...
Because... fun-durr-mentals
Charts: Bloomberg
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - The world 'markets'.....even though they are no longer technically 'markets' but rather corrupt playgrounds for sheep and wolves.
Amzn up 33% and 2% from all time highs in 3 weeks.
Normal
Looks like clear sailing for the rest of 2015 and beyond...............
The cleanest of the dirty shirts will propel the stock market to new highs.
The paper has to be laundered somewhere...
the "money" is already invested on it, there is no new "money" - this is all NY FED & friends corrupt rampfestapallooza.
Anyone else feel like putting your money in these "markets" feels like putting your money on black at the roulette table?
Repothication and Fractional Fed magic makes it new.
Banksters Unite!
no problem....I borrowed 18 quintillion yen converted it and bought 5% of the market.
"Burrish fer da chilrens." - OY&K-HSETF (Obama, Yellen & K-Hen Strategic Equity Targeting Fund).
Oh ye ZH'ers of little faith....so sad, I told you they got this figureed out
"Amzn up 33% and 2% from all time highs in 3 weeks."
And they have still NEVER made a profit. Buy, buy, BUY!!!!!
Black is white. Up is down. Invest in companies that dont make a profit. SELL companies that make a profit.
Never made a profit? How can that be true? Someone please explain.
you make up on volume.
The FED needs to be audited, seriously. They printed money out of thin air to buy up MB security assets from their "primary dealer" banks who then buy up stocks en masse with the new liquidity.
Years from now history will show QE was a massive scam to prop up the stock and real estate assets of the wealthy 1%, while main street was going through an economic depression. The stock markets continue to rise even with majority bad data.
Anyone else see this ??
Every day!
relevant
Wall Street Pays Bankers to Work in Government And It Doesn't Want Anyone to Know http://www.newrepublic.com/article/120967/wall-street-pays-bankers-work-...
"Citigroup is one of three Wall Street banks attempting to keep hidden their practice of paying executives multimillion-dollar awards for entering government service."
The beatings will continue until morale improves and the DJIA and S&P beat YOY.
Meanwhile, in the actual economy:
Study finds Mass. economy actually lagginghttp://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2015/02/05/massachusetts-economic-he...
OT: criminal Blodgett POS complaining about Twitter "dooshbag" trolls on CNBS, hilarious ...
Yes, because its the trolls who crashed the economy, and not the bankers or corporate execs this guy sucks off on a daily basis.
the fed is a one trick pony
Thank God! the stock market is more important than Life itself!!!
It ain't shit till its Dow 25,000. Please awaken me at that time. Thanks.
I have so much money I don't even care what I buy any more. And there's even more money coming tomorrow. Buy everything!
Fundamentals play no part in the "markets".
We are beyond ludicrous speed at this point...now, who's going to pull the "lever"?
plaid
Reality is infinate possibility, no need to pick one. Fighting over which one is real is just distraction from reality. But reality has a way of revealing it self when they are ready.
I'm hoping ZH just called the top.
Pretty good at signaling bottoms. Not sure about tops.
Was that a homosexual reference?
Obama is well known for calling bottoms.....like Ben Finkenbinder
as long as ZH doesn't admit gartman was fucking right! /s
And I'm hoping the Easter Bunny comes early this year....
The FED wil call the top.
The Fed has dragged us through their lengthy Circus, it is late, the act is getting repetitively fictitious & staged, and they won't let anyone leave the building.
amazing, this shit goes from looking like it would fall under 17000 monday, to now prob going to fucking be 18000 by tomm with the rigged job report.
Did Gartman say he's Bullish or Bearish today? Its so hard to figure out since he flips and flops every other day. What was it called a triple top with a domed house.
I just want to know why we even have analist anymore, can't a computer just tell me what to do?
18,000 - 20,000 - 30,000 going up! All part of the grand scheme. The money washing through the system will do nothing but increase.
Who the hell is going to stop this insanity? No one that I know of, that is pulling the levers and pushing the buttons.
Going down will not be tolerated. These mother fuckers are that crazy! Believe it!
As in politics the more corrupt, manipulated, and bizarre it gets the more complacency sets in with the population until no one even cares. Once stockholm syndrome firmly takes hold there's no real need for chains anymore. If they keep it up for another generation or two then world is theirs for the next, even worse than the first, dark age of man.
Every day, the Japanese and other central banks print money, but stocks and pat themselves on the back since the ever rising market must mean they have done the right thing.
No volume levitation, shocking I tells you.
The Greatest Fools are coming forward and buying.
Wait, I thought today was going to be epic for the bears because of the EU decision yesterday. What a disappointment!
Zimbabwe FTW
well here's a bright note from soc gen:
"Societe Generale's notoriously bearish strategist, Albert Edwards, has warned that the deflation threat currently dogging the euro zone is greater in the U.S. and that equity markets will soon be "ripped to smithereens.""The deflationary fault line on which the U.S. sits is every bit as precarious as that of the euro zone, but is being disguised," he said "
waiting waiting for reality. damn this bath water is getting cold.
"If they sell, then the terrorists have won"
This is the kind of bullshit that makes people believe in the stock market and put everything behind it. They say, see if you bought AAPL in November you would have already doubled your money. Or Amazon three weeks ago and make $30k off $100k invested in three weeks, or over $500k annualized.
BUY STOCKS GET RICH!!!!!!!!!!
Don't work for a fucking living, work and production is for suckers.
But Gartman says "Be Carefull"..lol
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/dennis-gartmans-warning-investors-22181527...
take a selfie of it. this is the last time you see the zero line
"Markets"....you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Everything is wonderful - I am going to buy that new truck, buy a high-priced house, and go on that cruise. What could go wrong?
edit I'm so happy I should be dancing around spreading flower pettals - but I can't afford flowers so this bucket of rabbit shit will have to do.
This whole financial Ponzi scheme is just nuts. The only way to win is to not play the game. I'm going back to work...