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"Mission Accomplished" Dow, S&P, And Nasdaq Surge To Green For 2015

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The biggest short squeeze in 15 months appears to have solved the 'status quo' concerns that "everything is awesome" just like The Fed says. Following Nasdaq's brief leap into the green yesterday, this morning's melt-up has dragged The Dow, S&P and Nasdaq into positive territory for the year... just a good job macro- and micro-fundamentals are so supportive...

 

 

Because... fun-durr-mentals

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:06 | 5747521 Cognitive Dissonance
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - The world 'markets'.....even though they are no longer technically 'markets' but rather corrupt playgrounds for sheep and wolves.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:07 | 5747529 max2205
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Amzn up 33% and 2% from all time highs in 3 weeks.

 

Normal

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:11 | 5747550 JRobby
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Looks like clear sailing for the rest of 2015 and beyond...............

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:17 | 5747558 RaceToTheBottom
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The cleanest of the dirty shirts will propel the stock market to new highs.

The paper has to be laundered somewhere...

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:18 | 5747584 madbraz
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the "money" is already invested on it, there is no new "money" - this is all NY FED & friends corrupt rampfestapallooza.  

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:24 | 5747904 lordylord
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Anyone else feel like putting your money in these "markets" feels like putting your money on black at the roulette table?

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 14:33 | 5748285 RaceToTheBottom
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Repothication and Fractional Fed magic makes it new.  

Banksters Unite!

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 15:48 | 5748656 venturen
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no problem....I borrowed 18 quintillion yen converted it and bought 5% of the market.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 16:05 | 5748743 TruthInSunshine
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"Burrish fer da chilrens." - OY&K-HSETF (Obama, Yellen & K-Hen Strategic Equity Targeting Fund).

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:44 | 5747690 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Oh ye ZH'ers of little faith....so sad, I told you they got this figureed out

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:02 | 5747795 Creepy A. Cracker
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"Amzn up 33% and 2% from all time highs in 3 weeks."

And they have still NEVER made a profit.  Buy, buy, BUY!!!!!

Black is white.  Up is down.  Invest in companies that dont make a profit.  SELL companies that make a profit.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:16 | 5747866 lordylord
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Never made a profit?  How can that be true?  Someone please explain.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 15:49 | 5748659 venturen
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you make up on volume.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:46 | 5747689 lester1
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The FED needs to be audited, seriously. They printed money out of thin air to buy up MB security assets from their "primary dealer" banks who then buy up stocks en masse with the new liquidity.

 

Years from now history will show QE was a massive scam to prop up the stock and real estate assets of the wealthy 1%, while main street was going through an economic depression.  The stock markets continue to rise even with majority bad data.

 

Anyone else see this ??

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:38 | 5747949 Cognitive Dissonance
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Every day!

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:13 | 5747858 Ghost Writer
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 relevant

Wall Street Pays Bankers to Work in Government And It Doesn't Want Anyone to Know    http://www.newrepublic.com/article/120967/wall-street-pays-bankers-work-...

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:42 | 5747963 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Citigroup is one of three Wall Street banks attempting to keep hidden their practice of paying executives multimillion-dollar awards for entering government service."

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:06 | 5747535 Shizzmoney
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The beatings will continue until morale improves and the DJIA and S&P beat YOY.

Meanwhile, in the actual economy:

Study finds Mass. economy actually lagging

http://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2015/02/05/massachusetts-economic-he...

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:07 | 5747537 Squid Viscous
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OT: criminal Blodgett POS complaining about Twitter "dooshbag" trolls on CNBS, hilarious ...

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:29 | 5747627 Shizzmoney
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Yes, because its the trolls who crashed the economy, and not the bankers or corporate execs this guy sucks off on a daily basis.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:07 | 5747538 buzzsaw99
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the fed is a one trick pony

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:09 | 5747539 dimwitted economist
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Thank God! the stock market is more important than Life itself!!!

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:11 | 5747554 cossack55
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It ain't shit till its Dow 25,000.  Please awaken me at that time. Thanks.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:11 | 5747555 NoDebt
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I have so much money I don't even care what I buy any more.  And there's even more money coming tomorrow.  Buy everything!

 

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:13 | 5747557 Osmium
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Fundamentals play no part in the "markets".

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:27 | 5747905 Callz d Ballz
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We are beyond ludicrous speed at this point...now, who's going to pull the "lever"?

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 15:14 | 5748495 Gab Timov
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plaid

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:14 | 5747566 zeropain
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Reality is infinate possibility, no need to pick one.  Fighting over which one is real is just distraction from reality.  But reality has a way of revealing it self when they are ready.  

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:15 | 5747569 Frank N. Beans
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I'm hoping ZH just called the top.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:22 | 5747604 Osmium
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Pretty good at signaling bottoms.  Not sure about tops.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:30 | 5747623 Zero_Head
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Was that a homosexual reference?

 

Obama is well known for calling bottoms.....like Ben Finkenbinder

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:33 | 5747640 spastic_colon
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as long as ZH doesn't admit gartman was fucking right! /s

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:31 | 5747618 Zero_Head
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And I'm hoping the Easter Bunny comes early this year....

 

The FED wil call the top.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:15 | 5747571 QE49er
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The Fed has dragged us through their lengthy Circus, it is late, the act is getting repetitively fictitious & staged, and they won't let anyone leave the building.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:19 | 5747582 thismarketisrigged
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amazing, this shit goes from looking like it would fall under 17000 monday, to now prob going to fucking be 18000 by tomm with the rigged job report.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:27 | 5747616 nakki
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Did Gartman say he's Bullish or Bearish today? Its so hard to figure out since he flips and flops every other day. What was it called a triple top with a domed house.

I just want to know why we even have analist anymore, can't a computer just tell me what to do? 

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:33 | 5747654 wmbz
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18,000 - 20,000 - 30,000 going up! All part of the grand scheme. The money washing through the system will do nothing but increase.

Who the hell is going to stop this insanity? No one that I know of, that is pulling the levers and pushing the buttons.

Going down will not be tolerated. These mother fuckers are that crazy! Believe it!

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:36 | 5747658 BeaverCream
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As in politics the more corrupt, manipulated, and bizarre it gets the more complacency sets in with the population until no one even cares.  Once stockholm syndrome firmly takes hold there's no real need for chains anymore.  If they keep it up for another generation or two then world is theirs for the next, even worse than the first, dark age of man.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:40 | 5747680 khakuda
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Every day, the Japanese and other central banks print money, but stocks and pat themselves on the back since the ever rising market must mean they have done the right thing.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:42 | 5747684 nakki
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No volume levitation, shocking I tells you. 

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:46 | 5747708 gaoptimize
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The Greatest Fools are coming forward and buying.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:48 | 5747713 Hohum
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Wait, I thought today was going to be epic for the bears because of the EU decision yesterday.  What a disappointment!

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:49 | 5747717 RealityCheque
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Zimbabwe FTW

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:48 | 5747721 overmedicatedun...
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well here's a bright note from soc gen:

"Societe Generale's notoriously bearish strategist, Albert Edwards, has warned that the deflation threat currently dogging the euro zone is greater in the U.S. and that equity markets will soon be "ripped to smithereens.""The deflationary fault line on which the U.S. sits is every bit as precarious as that of the euro zone, but is being disguised," he said "

waiting waiting for reality. damn this bath water is getting cold.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 12:51 | 5747731 Shizzmoney
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"If they sell, then the terrorists have won"

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:16 | 5747864 adr
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This is the kind of bullshit that makes people believe in the stock market and put everything behind it. They say, see if you bought AAPL in November you would have already doubled your money. Or Amazon three weeks ago and make $30k off $100k invested in three weeks, or over $500k annualized.

BUY STOCKS GET RICH!!!!!!!!!!

Don't work for a fucking living, work and production is for suckers.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:22 | 5747894 Goldbugger
Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:24 | 5747902 twicetrader
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take a selfie of it. this is the last time you see the zero line

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 13:44 | 5747977 MuleRider
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"Markets"....you keep using that word.  I don't think it means what you think it means. 

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 14:42 | 5748291 homebody
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Everything is wonderful - I am going to buy that new truck, buy a high-priced house, and go on that cruise.  What could go wrong?

 

edit  I'm so happy I should be dancing around spreading flower pettals - but I can't afford flowers so this bucket of rabbit shit will have to do.

Thu, 02/05/2015 - 14:58 | 5748404 MajorFall
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This whole financial Ponzi scheme is just nuts. The only way to win is to not play the game.  I'm going back to work...

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