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Sat, 02/07/2015 - 11:27 | 5755199 nmewn
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They are worms refusing to come out of the government cocoon to become the beautiful butterflies that the freedom of speech & the press (and nature) intended.

How sad (and telling) is it that one of these worms turns his venom on anothers freedom of speech & press (Vinny) in front of young aspiring butterflies in journalism school, citing his ill-gotten credentials?

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Ruh roh rorge, it just got worserer:

TAPPER: So there is this moment where somebody’s saying our helicopter is taking small arms fire and it’s not taking it now, but they were and we need to find some place for security, over — that’s in the radio. Do you have any idea what that was in reference to?

TRITTEN: I do, actually. I spoke with the flight engineer on Williams’ Chinook, Joseph Miller, and what he told me is that Williams and the NBC crew, actually, they’d been given a headset and they had taken a microphone, and they had put it in the earpiece of the headset so that they could pick up the radio communications between the company that they were in and another company of Chinooks that was flying a separate mission in the opposite direction. So what you’re hearing is that radio chatter from that other company that was coming under fire."

It was like a faux Flight of the Valkyries from the very beginning or sumpin...lol...Williams and the entire NBC crew that was with him knew of this massive fraud.

Oh noes ;-)

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 04:43 | 5755049 dvfco
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BillBanzai7 - You have provided me with countless moments of amusement and happiness.  Your work makes me laugh out-loud.  It may be a trivial 'Thank You', but your work is very much appreciated - and I am but one of your tens of millions of viewers / aficionados.

Kudos.  

Thank You.  

I cannot think of anything more to offer an artist than my sincere appreciation and gratitude for your hard work.

Your ability to produce humor in the face of the horror of it all is a priceless gift.

Thank You.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 16:47 | 5756311 williambanzai7
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Thank you very much, no thank you is ever trivial.

Can I interest you in a signed print ;-)

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 02:34 | 5757718 dvfco
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Yes,  I'll try to reach out to you.  But, if you make me pick from your entire collection, it might take a few years.

However, an office decorated with 1/2 dozen 2x4 prints would be pretty freaking cool, now that you mention it.

If you can get my e-mail from my bio on ZeroHedge, shoot me an e-mail.

Or, dvfco at optonline dot net

I'm in and I'm a buyer - if you're selling!

Thanks WB7,

David

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 03:20 | 5757749 williambanzai7
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Just sent you an email.

banzai7institute@gmail.com

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 02:39 | 5757722 dvfco
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Banzai!  I've been a 0Hedge member for a little over 3 years and have commented often, but never tried to connect with anyone.  I just checked out your bio and hit something like 'relationship request'.  I felt a little light in the loafers, but, either way, I am actually interested in a print or 6.  Thanks.  Why not have something I can look at every day rather than feel lucky when you put up a post?  I guess that's a rhetorical question.

 

Thanks

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 19:55 | 5756927 ronron
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2 bits a shot. thanks willy. :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io9tYdvrFgk

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 00:06 | 5754628 the grateful un...
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well it is surprising when you view them as a conduit for government propaganda

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 17:51 | 5753364 Manipuflation
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LOL.  You have finish nailers and rooofing nailers in those works which are dangerous enough but I want to see one with a framing nailer like such.  It would be great if we could commemorate Lois "I can't find my hardrive" Lerner get one in the head being it is tax season and all.  I am envisioning a hard drive nailed right to her melon.  Here, now you won't lose your hard drive ever again.  I am already laughing at the thought.;-)  And here they thought we would forget.   

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 23:42 | 5754537 williambanzai7
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You have to understand the process. Do a Google Image search of nail gun suicide and you will see what I have to work with ;-)

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 07:41 | 5755192 NoPension
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Try a Paslode.
It is a model that works self contained. No air hose required.
For those interested, it uses a small " fuel cell", some blend of propane, and a rechargeable battery. It fires with a piston and spark plug, just like a car engine. ( more or less, gear heads calm down)

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 02:49 | 5754935 Down to Earth T...
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piling up like cord wood , Hey ?  from various means. Its a good thing 

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 01:24 | 5754837 Manipuflation
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I really didn't realize it would create a controrversy.  I apologize.  That is my nature though.  I question everything because I can't believe in anything. 

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 01:47 | 5754862 williambanzai7
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Not controversy, fun

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 02:00 | 5754875 Manipuflation
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It is fun otherwise I wouldn't do it.  Kindred spirits.  For the weekend crowd they need to see this.  williambanzai7 

 

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 00:50 | 5754775 Creepy Lurker
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Did you know there's a Tyler image on that page?

 

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 18:03 | 5753396 Mi Naem
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Yeah.  I don't know if WB knows the difference.  At least they are plugged into the compressor this time. 

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 18:29 | 5753486 ronron
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seems you don't know the diffrence. these are coil nailers able to shoot 3 1/4 ardox.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 19:55 | 5753778 Manipuflation
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That is true but those are generally used for roofing.  You can shoot three inch finish nails if you want out of a finish nailer.(and I have)  I happen be in the roofing business as aside from my agricultural adventures.  Coil nailers are heavy and are meant to be used below the waistline.  Framing nailers are lighter but just as powerful if not more so, depending on model of course, and the goal here is to shoot them in the head.  Your point is well taken though as we could nail these crooks feet to the floor first before we shoot them in the head.  

As for the other guy who mentioned about the air compressor hose.  Just as an FYI, some nail guns come with a compressed gas cylinder option so you do not need an air compressor to make them work.  

Let's all remember that it was Lois Lerner that I was going after with that post and I think Linda Green needs some attention too but we have to find out who she actually is first.  That might not be an easy task.         

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 20:15 | 5753865 ronron
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nope. the straight framing nailers are awkward and heavy. these are framing coil nailers. i own one and use it in my work. look at the ajustable mag. up and down for different nails. there is no mag ajustment in a roofing coil nailer. i have one and use it in my work.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 21:15 | 5754081 Manipuflation
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OK.  Whatever you say ronron. 

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 17:42 | 5753337 the grateful un...
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suicide is painless

shouldn't the title on those pictures be hanging shadow bankers?

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 17:23 | 5753259 Bear
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You Nailed It!!

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 17:23 | 5753255 Victory_Garden
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ALERT, ALERT!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Jordanian Army Crossing syria Border to Fight ISIS

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa2_1423247992

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 17:45 | 5753348 the grateful un...
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those guys are one step closer to an independent Islamic state (with a very high electrified fence around it) i think something along the lines of GAZA, but far far more isolated. if it all seems a bit snarky, just remember the american president has the same plan for american terrorists.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 17:23 | 5753262 Bear
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Great Visual

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 17:12 | 5753214 monad
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33rd degree octogenarian lays it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-IuRdVzGdc

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 23:21 | 5754365 Uranus Hertz
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Sounds like... Lyndon LaRouche.

Remember when Granddad was smarter than you all, combined? Well, guess what? He was, you punkass bitchez!!!

We didn't "lose" 2 generations. The Generation Gaps are engineered, a long put strategy to neutralize an adversary in 3 generations. What Obama has laid out in his 2016 Easter Bunny wish list budget is the death and slavery of the next 2, for the benefit of the real or imagined foreign assassins embedded in his staff. He's a pussy. His death at their hands would mean something, produce the Change he promised.

Mr. President, step up to the responsibilities of the singular, precious office that you hold today, the principles and honor of which you swore to uphold at any personal cost. This is it. You wanted it. You chose it. You got it.

So far you suck the worst of every elected politician ever. You're a serial killer. You have fomented more more death beyond your syndicates' crimes. You're shit.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 10:36 | 5755417 TheGreatRecovery
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Republicans: let's outlaw sex education, contraception, and abortion, to make sure young people create the maximum number of children, so they can provide us with the most customers and cheapest labor possible, so we can maximize profits.

Democrats: let's invite all the people of the world to move here, especially the ones whose cultures teach their young people to have the maximum number of children, so they can provide us with the most customers and cheapest labor possible, so we can maximize profits.

Business schools: the only thing that matters is that you maximize profits.

Bankers: the only thing that matters is that business schools teach that the only thing that matters is that you maximize profits.

Satan: the only thing that matters is the bankers.

God: what the heck happened to that little planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy?  I sent some angels down there a couple thousand years ago, didn't I?  Didn't my messengers drive the bankers out of my temple?  Did the bankers get back in?

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 23:22 | 5754455 Crisismode
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Please take your meds,

 

go home and have a cup of chamomile tea,

 

and then sleep for a long, long time.

 

There you go.

 

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 05:46 | 5755094 monad
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Crisismode is a troll troll troll Statist zombie troll, licking its own balls, today. While it can.

Justice will set you straight, queer. Chop your head right off.

Prove me wrong.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 21:20 | 5754100 MrSteve
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Technically speaking, only Jesus is at the 33rd degree. You'll have to settle in at 32nd, at the very best.

Incidently, how many of your peers / friends / family see you at 32?  just asking....

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 16:53 | 5753131 Son of Captain Nemo
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Please reserve a "nail" for the back of the head of this smelliest of rabid pieces of shit on the planet!

Well done B!!!

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 01:27 | 5754842 WTFUD
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If there ever was a case for involuntary euthanasia then McStain's IT.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 15:54 | 5752816 Oracle 911
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Pull the trigger fuckers.

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 06:46 | 5755143 Dave
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Need to hook up the air hose.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 16:43 | 5753082 Mike Honcho
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Broadcast a world wide confession first. Describing the intricate system of the banking cartel, because if people don't learn the next guy in line will keep it going.

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 16:51 | 5753120 divingengineer
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If you can figure out a way to turn that message into a SitCom or incorporate it into plot of a reality TV show, you might have a chance. 

Otherwise, you're scuttled mate. 

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 17:17 | 5753235 Doubleguns
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If they cant pull the trigger, I will be more than willing to lend them a finger. In more ways than one. 

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 14:53 | 5752574 williambanzai7
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Fri, 02/06/2015 - 14:52 | 5752571 williambanzai7
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Fri, 02/06/2015 - 21:36 | 5754154 Yes_Questions
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SHOOT!!!!!!

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 14:51 | 5752565 williambanzai7
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Sat, 02/07/2015 - 21:47 | 5757191 Victory_Garden
Sat, 02/07/2015 - 08:13 | 5755224 Panic Mode
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More like Bailguns and nozzles

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 00:13 | 5754655 Insanity Wolf
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It's the latest iPhone 7 model, Jamie. Did it just ring?

Quick... ANSWER IT!

Fri, 02/06/2015 - 21:34 | 5754147 Yes_Questions
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SHOOT! YOU FUCKER!!
Sat, 02/07/2015 - 06:06 | 5755119 monad
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The bulletproof cranial insert is also effective against nails.*

*May cause zombism. See your State voodoo practitioner  to be sure.

 


SHOOT! YOU FUCKER!!®

Sat, 02/07/2015 - 02:44 | 5754932 Down to Earth T...
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8 shots just to kill one, and 48 victims in one year, Hey ? We can only hope it's true  and miore show up. Go back a couple years and it gets relly interesting.

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