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Saturday Satire: Getting Serious About Keeping Children Safe
Submitted by Logan Albright via Mises Canada blog,
The following is a work of satire... maybe
A recent outbreak of measles has concerned citizens questioning how we can protect the lives of innocent children from neglectful, or even downright abusive, parents. Some have argued that vaccination should be mandatory, since an unvaccinated child presents a danger to himself and others. After all, what is government for if not to protect life and minimize danger?
Even libertarians, who tend to reject government coercion on the grounds of individual liberty, have begun making the case for mandated vaccines, on the grounds that going out in public with a contagious disease constitutes aggression against others, and that the failure of parents to adequately protect their children constitutes abuse. The small reduction in freedom involved in having a government agent forcibly plunge a needle into a small child against its parents’ will is a small price to pay for the protection of life and liberty for everyone else.
These arguments are very well put as far as they go, but it is a bit baffling that pundits and policy makers seem content to restrict their concern for young life to so narrow an area. The measles outbreak has so far affected only about 100 children, with no reported deaths. If it is worth creating new safeguards against this sort of thing, why is society still unwilling to address the largest cause of accidental child deaths in the country: car accidents.
In 2010, 4,419 children were killed in motor vehicle accidents. The number merely injured, while not reported, is doubtless many times greater. Could there be a more senseless waste of human life? And yet this statistic is rarely reported, it makes no appearance on 24 hour cable news stations, it does not grace the front page of the New York Times or any other paper of note. It goes largely ignored, a travesty, since a solution could so easily be implemented.
I would therefore like to make the modest proposal that very young children, let’s say under the age of three, be banned from riding in automobiles. Think of the lives that could be saved by such a minor reform! Three-year-olds have no school to attend, they have no appointments to keep. Doctors could make house calls if necessary. There’s no reason why a child under three ever needs to ride in a car, when doing so poses so great and obvious a risk to its personal safety.
Of course, there will be drawbacks to this, as any, proposal. Parents will be inconvenienced. One will have to stay home with the child, or else contract with someone else to do it. But who is willing to stand up and argue that these minor annoyances are more important than the life of a child? If we save even one life, doesn’t that make it all worthwhile? After all, you can’t put a dollar value on survival.
I am sure there will be some pushback against this idea from that breed of selfish individualist who thinks that the slightest imposition on his freedom is more important than greater societal concerns, but these descendants of Neanderthals are fortunately still a minority, and if they make a fuss it will be easy to reveal to the media and to the world their callous disregard for their own children, and those of other people. There can be no question, after all, that placing a young child in so dangerous a position is simple abuse, and nothing less.
And while we’re on the subject, I have still another proposal to protect child safety: the outlawing of organized sports for children. There should be no objection to this whatsoever. After all, sports are meaningless pastimes. Whereas automobiles are a major feature of the modern economy, indispensable for maintaining our standard of living, sports contribute nothing except entertainment, which we can easily get from other sources in the modern cornucopia of Netflixes and iPads. Dozens of children die in sports-related accidents every year, with thousands being seriously injured. You’re going to tell me that a youth soccer league is worth all that carnage? Wouldn’t it be better if they just picked up a book instead? I was unable to find statistics on book-related injuries, but I assume they must be very low.
It’s time for the senseless death to stop. It’s time we started protecting our children from the endless horrors of the world that surrounds us. Simple and strong legislative action on the two ideas outlined above could save thousands of lives a year, with only minimal reductions in individual freedom. Parents who violate the prohibitions can then be branded as the felons and abusers they unquestionably are, and their children could be placed safely into the hands of the state, where they will be sure to come to no harm.
Anyone who opposes such sensible reforms can only do so for reasons of callous self-interest, or willful ignorance of basic science. Their opinions can safely be disregarded, while the rest of us move forward into a safer, healthier tomorrow.
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Cuz lobotomies worked out so well.
Its science!!!
Vacci Nation, get them young, Pharmacopiea needs them...
https://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2014/04/15/the-pharmacopic-scam-lies-ex...
"After all, what is government for if not to protect life and minimize danger?"
But the government DOESN'T do that. In fact, it does the OPPOSITE most of the time.
'Funny' how Americans are braindead buffoons, tools of the socialist hebrew media. I guess America forgets how the hebrew media came out swinging against Bush for his GUEST WORKER PROGRAM....It was horrible and was going to destroy America by letting immigrants TEMPORARILY STAY to work.
'Funny' How the hebrew socialists now have no predictions of destruction when the socialist muslim negro allows 50 million diseased illegal scum to enter America to infect our children with previously eradicated diseases.
'Funny' how the socialist hegrew media treats both parties so differently, and that braindead liberatarians continue to believe 'both parties are the same'
Please feel free to junk me if you are too cowardly to explain why my reasoning is fallacious, as I am used to braindead libertarians and ignorant democowards doing so when confronted with my factual postings!
Behold the power of the socialist hebrew media!
If one can't say no to a medical procedure than one no longer owns ones body. If you no longer own your own body than someone else does. If someone else owns your body than you are a slave. #myBodyMyChoice
Unfortunately, some advocates of this myBodyMyChoice idea use the argument to justify the holocaust of abortion.
...questioning how we can protect the lives of innocent children from neglectful, or even downright abusive, parents.
We can start by not injecting them full of government poisons. Injecting your child with something that can kill them or injure them IS child abuse.
Right now the most important protection we could give our children would be from a tyrannical government. There is no vaccine for that, the ballot box is worthless. What will it take for the sheep to march on Washington?
Here here! "ballot box is worthless"
If the parents have jobs and enough income to feed their kids, Much abuse will vanish.
Not all, but a lot.
It is someone elses body getting aborted in that case.
Abortion is not compatible with the non aggression principle.
That is exactly why im hijacking it. Makes it hard for a liberal to argue against it. I do not support abortion. It actually applies to this since it is my body and it is my choice. In the case of abortions the slogan should be plural since it " bodies" involved but that would kill the libanazi argument of a baby not being a baby and just a group of cells.
Agree with every word.
Isn't it also interesting that, in cases where a pregnant woman is killed, the attacker (think Scott Peterson) is charged with a DOUBLE homicide - to the thunderous applause of the liberal lobby?
Dupe.
Both parties are the same asshat...and by the way, as I bend over, behold my ghoslty white ass
Some argue that vaccine fears are unjustified, this still leaves the fact that our government is protecting corporations instead of the people. Once again, they are forcing many to spend money against their will, thus subverting the natural market flow. That is complete fascism. Plus if vaccines are as harmless as they want us to believe, why do they need this law?
"Most people in the U.S. do not even realize that U.S. law prevents anyone damaged by vaccines from suing the manufacturer. In 1986, Congress passed a law preventing legal liability to vaccine damages, because the drug companies manufacturing vaccines blackmailed them, by threatening to stop manufacturing vaccines without legal protection. There were so many lawsuits resulting from vaccine injuries and deaths prior to this time, that it was no longer profitable for them to continue marketing vaccines without legal protection. So instead of Congress requiring that drug companies manufacture safer vaccines, they complied with the drug companies’ requests and passed legislation protecting the drug companies. In 2011 this law was upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court."
http://healthimpactnews.com/2014/judge-lawsuit-against-mercks-mmr-vaccin...
It's a peculiar but I suppose necessary feature of the idiotic everywhere that they are not only aware of their own ignorance, but actively treasure it.
Colonics for everyone!
I believe that in 2005 there were no deaths from measles in the U.S. but there were 86 deaths from the vaccine.
But you see, your proposals reduce income to the healthcare industry (all those injuries are monetized), as do those parents who do not wish to have their children vaccinated.
It's really quite simple.
Your explanation is too simple, it's not the money, money is the what the lobotomies masses believe runs things....vax program far more sinister than simply $.
Everything is far more sinister. Money is only a means to an end, the end being power. Virtual realities prove this out. People vie for power even when no money is involved. I am an advocate of an open source society, but the power thing does not go away like many believe. How we solve the problem, I don't know, because any system man has ever proposed has been messed up by this vie for power by a small group of people. This is why governments need to be kept small. Decentralization is the only thing that can accomplish the suppression of these oligarchs, we also need to enforce this upon business and not allow anyone or thing to get too big or else they take over.
What a terrible analogy. You opt to put yourself (or child) at risk when you get in a car. You are opting to put everyone else at risk when you dont get your child vaccinated.
Nah, you only put unvaccinated people at risk. And only if you catch a disease that has a vaccine. Most common infectious diseases are rarely fatal in healthy individuals. There is a chance that you are putting your child at risk when they are vaccinated. Since the beginning of the vaccine era, rates of Autism, ADHD, and other behavior disorders have skyrocketed.
Correllation/causation much?
Precisely! My theory is that many of the current mental issues afflicting our children are due to disposal diapers. It was much different when cotton diapers were the rule. As disposables began to dominate, so too did these once rare conditions bloom.
Hrrrrumph. Seems that satire escapes some people.
Perfect.
I was going with tinhat tension failure.
There is just so great a need to keep our tinfoil tight.
I think the elevated autism rates are related to the use of synthetic oxytocin. If you look at the chemical makeup and what it does, this makes a lot of sense. But God forbid Dr.s should miss their golf games rather than let nature decide when women give birth, not to mention the dent it would mean to big pharma's pocketbook.
Yeah, the rise in autism has nothing to do with the changes in the the diagnosis of autism, eh? Or other social disorders for that matter. Pretty much every kid has ADHD (its called short attention span, not a medical condition), its the quacks that diagnose them to push pills.
Quit being a retard and grow some common sense in that brain of yours. There is a risk with everything in life. Walking down the road is risky because a drunk driver could take you out. Eating cherries is a risk because you could accidentally swallow one whole and choke to death. See where I'm going? Pointless argument you make!
Clearly, you are out of much needed chill pills, but the malt liquor was cheap.
nope, only the unvaccinated ones are at risk. The rest of you morons who jab your kids with bullshit vaccines are perfectly safe /sarc
Vaccines dont provide immunity, they provide resistance. The system breaks down when idiots selfishly refuse to vaccinate their children and push the population vaccination rate below the herd immunity threshold. Not to mention your selfishness killing those with immune disorders who do not have the option to vaccinate. Its really simple stuff. http://www.wsj.com/articles/how-anti-vaccination-trends-vex-herd-immunit...
The mentality of some of the zealots here is insane. You can be opposed to unecessary govt control but still use your brain. Personally, Im opposed to excessive government spending. I still support building fucking highways because it contributes to the greater good in a way that would not happen if the construction was left to individuals to take care of at their leisure.Family had two healthy babies get admitted to hospital after vaccine doses. Passed a town in Cambodia blocked from the media after a polio epidemic - 10 days after a mass polio vaccination campaign in their town. Another acquaintance healthy baby died 3 days after vaccine doses. Not all stories are published, you're not getting the full story. Be very cautious. A town a few miles from where I am, is protesting the Gardasil vaccine because of the serious impacts on previously healthy teenage girls in their community.
ohmyfuckinggod "WHO WILL BUILD MUH ROADS" Thats been covered. A lot. So I won't get into that again. But let me tell you what i owe 'society' and you and your kids. NOTHING. Not one single fucking thing. There is no such thing as a 'social contract'. I don't owe it to society of anyone else to inject anything into my children. Social contract is a bullshit way for statists to get people to give up control of their own lives to the govt. you can stick that social contract up your ass. Or, you can read lysander spooner and educate yourself. The choice is yours, I hope since you are on this site, you will choose the latter, and stop being a statist authoritarian. But you won't get very far with this crowd telling them they signed a social contract just by being born here.
I don't recall signing any contracts with inbred power mad elites and their room temperature IQ sheeple useful idiots.
You can stick that social contract straight up Lord Rothchild's keester.
I don't think Jamie, or Lloyd or the Rockefellers think they have to obey a "Social Contract"
So you pick isolated cases to pump up your story when the rate of complications as a percaentage of the whole is quite small. I also had a college acquantane die from some vaccinations she had to get before going over to Africa to do some peace work. Does that mean I should also now fear vaccinations? No, because I have a brain and am not as gullible.
Lets do some simple math here on the topic rather than throw out blanket statements, OK? In 2014 there were about 600 claims filed for vaccination injuries (http://www.hrsa.gov/vaccinecompensation/statisticsreport.pdf). Not all of those will be death either, only a fraction of those resulted in deaths. So now how many people are vaccinated each year? The only number I could find is over 10 million (https://vaers.hhs.gov/data/index). So lets say it is 10 million. 600 out of 10 million is 0.006%. So yeah, I can see how we have a big problem. LOL
There are bad batches and everyone will react differently, yet the statistics say that you have a better chance at dying in a car wreck than being killed by a vaccine. Yet people are driven by fear which results in this irrational type of thinking. Good job in spreading the fear man!
That being said, I don't care if people vaccinate or not. I am all about pernal responsibility and everyone should be responsible for their own well being. I don't think people should be forced to vaccinate. If they are scared of being vaccinated that is their problem.
You have an infinitely better chance of dying in a car wreck then by terrorist attack as well, but the government has certainly been happy to whip up hysteria, using it as an excuse to deny us many of our rights and freedoms and made an enormous power grab over it. These things are irreversible. They will not give them up without a fight. To cede them more power and give up more rights over our own persons over such a dubious cause because they've manipulated your emotions over it, well I suggest you think about this very carefully, coldly and logically. After all, we are willing to tolerate an amount of gun violence in society rather than give up our guns, though we've given government a certain amount of control. Most people get their children innoculated against measles already, you know. We're probably going to have much more serious diseases than measles to worry about in the near future (such as completely drug resistant TB).
"To cede them more power and give up more rights over our own persons over such a dubious cause because they've manipulated your emotions over it, well I suggest you think about this very carefully, coldly and logically."
Perfectly Stated THGB. The original Income tax percent was 1% for the bottom bracket.
BUT once it was on the books the law could be "Enhanced"
Once the law is on the books PERIOD, You're fucked.
BATHTUBS killed more Americans in 2013 than terrorists did (the CDC keeps records).
Thank you for mentioning Gardisil "vaccine".
In my opinion, this product seems to be a good example of why it is a false dichotomy to frame the debate/controversy in terms of PRO or ANTI vaccine.
This is an oversimplification of the issue. But it is an effective approach to setting up straw-men arguments for ridicule.
In my job I have run 1000s of HPVs. The vast majority of strains are harmless. A few strains have been linked to cervical cancer however only less than 10 % of women with these strains will get the cancer after more than 20 years from exposure. I have seen many women with cervical cancer but I have noticed they also have other risk factors for cancer. Obesity, diabetes, poor life style choices. If would be of more value if there were studies why these women got the cancer vs vaccinating blindly a population introducing risk of other side effects. This is simply human experimentation and they will discover a lot from those who blindly submit their arms for this shot.
Also I have noticed over the years the prime cancer causing strains I saw were 16 and 18. Now because of this shot, I don't see them too often but all the other cancer linked strains are now filling in the void.
Please people, wake up. I'm in the belly of the beast and am observing the purposeful destruction of our health by mad psychopaths. Educate yourself and beware.
I told my daughters NEVER under any circumstance get this shot. As I said, I am a terrorist.
Miffed
Way to cherry pick data, truth is, there are no scientific tests proving vaccines even prevent the disease they are intended for. That is a fact. Another fact, there are NO long term studies validating the safety of these products. Another fact, there are many instances of outbreaks in fully vaccinated communities, giving the concept of vaccine herd immunity some doubt. I could go on but people like yourself don't like facts and will cherry pick the govt/pharmaceutical sound bites that makes them feel not so ignorant for not having researched vaccines before they exposed their loved ones to them.
Yep...it's official...you're dumber than shit.
Resistance is futile.
<<Vaccines dont provide immunity, they provide resistance.>>
Good to hear!
Bullshit. The vaccinated kids are now immune, right? Right? Or why immunize?
In which case, how does it matter who is not?
Logical fail. What to speak of trolling FAIL!
If you believe in vaccines, how could my child possibly put your vaccinated child at risk? In the last ten years more people have died from vaccines than vaccine preventable diseases.
How about read on a topic before commenting. You do know vaccines aren't 100% effective right? Another clueless dolt who knows nothing about the topic they seem to be passionate about.
Hey, so you want to make a product with potentially very serious side effects, including brain damage and death, mandatory even though we can't say even how effective it is? No wonder this country is sinking.
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You're not thinking this through.
Riding a bike without a helmet is dangerous but good for your soul.
What good is your body if you can't feed your soul with freedom of choice?
We as kids all rode our horses together without helmets. Got bucked off numerous times and were pretty banged up but no broken bones. We all went into jumping and they required us to use helmets. Unfortunately, the early designed horseback riding helmets had a hard fixed bill. It was found to have cause numerous spine fractures when someone face planted hitting the bill that wouldn't give. They now modified that design but I wondered how many people would have been better off without one. Christopher Reeve was wearing a helmet when his accident occurred. Nothing is foolproof. Dear God, can it be life is just dangerous?
Miffed;-)
I am a terrorist. I refused to immunized my children against chicken pox. Instead I sent them over to a friends house for a play date when I found out her kids were all infected. I freely admit I denied big Pharma an income stream. Soon to be a capital offense.
We all don't get flu vaccines either and for some reason we have survived and not killed off our community. Must be just a lucky break.
Miffed;-)
It doesnt count if your kids had chicken pox before the vaccine was available ('95 in the states).
You are, quite simply...a moron.
If the government told you it was healthy to stick your head up your arse, I'm guessing you'd go along with it?
They do, metaphorically speaking.
While in the military, we were required to get vaccinated every year (plus who-knows what else they gave us) but I got sick at least twice every freakin' year. Even got a decent case of yellow fever after being "vaccinated" - that was fun. Since exiting the education/military-industrial complex and being unvaccinated for 20 years, I can count the number of times I've been sick on one hand, and when I have gotten sick the duration for me was about 1/3rd what it was for others with the same cooties. I guess I must be a threat to society! (or at least to all the ass-hats fawning over the junk science of the efficacy of vaccines).
You gotta love it when some self-proclaimed pundit will point at the super-low autism rates of say, the unvaccinated Amish, and bleat "Correlation is not causation!!!!!" and then will turn around and point to the drop in something like Polio to "prove" that vaccines are effective. You really can't fix stupid.
For all the pro-vaccine crowd, maybe a bit of non-Big-Pharma funded research would be useful?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIFpbAxDMYI
As far as I'm concerned, for those who want to inject themselves and their kids with massive levels of mercury and who KNOWS what the hell else - knock yourselves out. If you're so insanely gullible as to allow the same people that created and cleared gems like Vioxx for public consumption to mix up some snake oil and shoot it into your ass (for a profit, of course), then I sure won't stop you, but don't expect others to fall in line with your ignorance.
I'm concerned that the next step will be manditory flu vaccines for everybody.
I remember when I was a kid, the mumps vaccine consited of ,if you were of the male persuasion, being taken over to the house of the nearest infected individual.
I guess there were some negative outcomes, but that applies to vaccines too.
Thing about recovering from a viral disease pretty much guarantees immunity. No boosters required either.
Cost big pharma a fucking fortune if ever that idea were to catch on again, now wouldn't it.
Hmmm, I wonder if there's a connection in there somewhere.
Why would everyone else be at risk if everyone else has been vaccinated?
Need something else to blame? Couldn't possibly be big pharma's faulty product!
Really?
Militantly stupid you are. If you are vaccinated you aren't at risk. If I am unvaccinated and uninfected I pose no risk to you. If you are vaccinated you have a 15% chance of not being immune even if you think you are. If you are vaccnated, as opposed to catching childhood measles, you do not have lifetiime immunity and your immunity becomes ineffective at an unknown time. That increases your risk of contracting the disease as an adult which is more dangerous. Be an idiot and get a measles vaccine if you want. But don't try to impose your choice on me because you are to fearful to flll your head with facts.
How is that?
If my child was not vaccinated would not they be at risk, not everyone else?
Think of all the gasoline saved if you banned organized sports for children. I vote for it on that alone.
If you don't want death to take your kids, don't have any.
The only sensible thing to do. I must avoid living at all costs. It will kill me eventually.
You are only at risk of dying when you are alive.
But avoiding living causes cancer!
Soul-rot at the least.
If you want to immunize your kids do it; if you don't want to immunize them don't.
The kids who are immunized won't get it, the kids who aren't immunized might.
Why are immunizations demanded when the choice & consequence are already there?
Education not legislation. Choice not oppression.
I'm in agreement, but the funny thing is that in recent outbreaks 90% of measles sufferers were vaccinated.
That is because diseases evolve. Sadly because of vaccines it seems humans no longer do so.
So, why get a vaccine if it's no longer effective. However, they haven't changed the Measles vaccine, so I guess you're wrong. Not like the flu that changes faster than the vaccine manufacturing process.
We are certainly devolving.
Just compare pop culture to Baroque. QED
Keep vaccinating them until they are immune. Might take, who knows, how many more injections. But golly we'll keep trying til we get it right. Health companies love it. Health insurance companies not so much.
You might be interested to learn that insurance companies push for vaccines. Thy routinely hassle doctors who have lower vaccination percentages in their practices.
That is because the immunity from the vaccine diminishes over time whereas the immunity from a childhood case is almost always lifelong
You are assuming that vaccines are as effective as advertised.
Well put. If people really gave a rats's ass about protecting children, we would be looking at 535 heads on pikes right now.
With that said, anybody that tries to force an injection on another, against their will, should be subjected to an injection of high speed lead. Period.
Data-driven analysis.
Anything else is simply people looking fearfully into the future about 'what *might* happen'.
Which almost never does.
Well said.
Got Thimerosal?
If you think vaccines are safe google the Japanese vaccine study. There's only one famous study..unintended consequences. There should no longer be a question.
The problem is if you don't have records of the immunization, your kid can't go to school. Which is bullshit. Your kid can't infect vaccinated kids unless the vaccine itself isn't effective. The most vaccinated people I know are the least healthy. My mother in law gets a flu shot every year and every year she gets the flu. What is the point other than handing your money over to a doctor.
I missed a lot of vaccinations when I was a kid because we moved around a lot. I never get sick. I've never had a flu shot, and never had a real bout of flu. I may have caught the virus, but fought it off very quickly.
The dumbest vaccination is the chicken pox vaccine. It doesn't prevent shingles and doesn't do anything other than stopping a short inconvenience for your child. Chicken Pox is a learning disease. Your body learns how to fight off the virus and creates antibodies that can help fight other viruses.
It may sound cruel, but those who die from disease can no longer pass on their weak genes. Survivors pass on the ability to fight off disease and become immune. Essentially becoming a living vaccine.
The more you learn about vaccines, the more you will never want another shot in your arm. Mercury, toxic chemicals, latent viruses are just the start. Trying to eradicate polio gave 100 million + people cancer. You can't explain the rise in asthma, hyperactivity, juvenile diabetes, and autism with anything other than the increase in the number of vaccinations.
Like fluoride, vaccinations are government control and automatic revenue for the medical industry. It doesn't matter how many lives are ruined, or how many die from bad drugs. As long as the pharmaceutical industry gets their blood money, its all awesome.
Got chicken pox in my mid 20's. Survived, had to cover a few mirrors and beg Mum to go shopping for me -looks ugly but far less miserable than a very serious bout of food poisoning that shut down my entire work department (25 folks) after an xmas function some years back...that was one illness I never want to repeat.
I don't know how it works today, but over 30 years ago when my kids started school they gave us little cards for the nurse to fill out and the doctor to sign. Not wishing to bother the healthcare practitioners with such trivia. I took care of that matter myself. I'm pretty sure they don't actually look at them. Nobody suffered any ill effects.
Meassels outbreaks were unheard of until some assholes entrusted this nation to some weak brained coke sniffing negro who thought it would be a good idea to teach whitey a lesson by allowing 100,000 subhuman scumbags with lice dripping off their eyebrows and puss ooozing out of their ears and eyes to enter the countr illegally without first subjecting them to medical exams.
satire? maybe indeed ... always carry a salt shaker, still ...
"As Ludwig von Mises was funded by the Rockefeller Foundation, Coudenhove-Kalergi was financed by the banking houses of Rothschild and Warburg. ..."
"Coudenhove-Kalergi, like Ludwig von Mises, claimed to have fled from Austria to France and then to the U.S. in 1940 because of his Jewish ethnicity. In 1943, Von Mises participated in Coudenhove-Kalergi’s Pan Europa movement. It would appear that, instead of fleeing Hitler, these Austrian Jews were relocated to the U.S. to promote Pan Europa, which Coudenhove-Kalergi proceeded to establish upon his return to France."
FWIW... boatloads of pretty darn well documented secular (worldly) history here, with references .. SIte is not really updated much, the principal researcher is deceased.
http://watch-unto-prayer.org/synarchy-4.html
interesting link, will read more thoroughly and share.
Perfectly Stated
A Most Modest Proposal Indeed.
After all, there are no "Acts of God" or Accidents, only callous Neglect.
Why, there outta be a law...
Here's my"layman" hypothesis. Vaccines are shipped in multi-dose vials. The preservatives are mostly heavy metals and sink to the bottom. Once in a while needle length, vial position/angle etc, allows the preservatives to comprise the majority of the dose. This causes the well known well documented issues.
little known fact: if you're very wealthy, you can have fresh vaccines delivered without preservatives.
its funny and we arent particularly wealthy but when our kids were vaccinated in chicago we had the mmr administered separately, not as a single mmr dose.
All insurance companies, health, life, auto, home, would be most supportive of your proposal. Risk of any kind is evil to their way of thinking. I'm sure they would be more than willing to lobby for laws and regulations to enact such measures. Would we still be able to call such riskless behavior LIFE?
Why not just put everyone in their own bubble, it's not as if we don't have enough already.
Where are all the Pro Government Control trolls from the previous vaccination story?
Bueller? Bueller?
(crickets)
It's Foolish Bueller's day off...
ROFL
ORI, just read your blog post on being a heretic and watched the Velikovsky documentary. Just wanted to say thanks for posting.
;-) You are welcome RB...
Dub-step...
No vax keywords in the title so the vax-hasbara complex probably hasn't been alerted properly.
Go to thetruthaboutguns.com if you want to see plenty of government trolls
Yo witch. I'll protect myself and my species. Go find a bankster to jump of a building with.
The number of children actually murdered at Waco by dotguv in 1993 is very close to the number of children that were "fake" murdered at Sandy Hook.
Newsflash: The "Gubb" is in the business that involves both the real and fake sacrifice of your children.
Knowing this as verifiable fact...don't think they are too bothered with the safety of the children
Ya mean it was all a false flag, anti-gun thingy .... piece of cake after 9/11 .... and the Walmart greeter at the front door wasn't hurt either ?
Yes.
The problem is not immunization, the problem is education and hygienic standards.
Pakis squat anywhere .... leave a Vienna sausage sized turd .... clean with the index finger (if it hasn't been cut off) of their left hand .... then rub the finger in the dirt !
Unlikely a personal choice.
If you were dropped down in the same area, you would likely end up doing the same. Not like you could give up shitting to maintain your obvious superioroty over others.
"Even libertarians, who tend to reject government coercion on the grounds of individual liberty, have begun making the case for mandated vaccines, on the grounds that going out in public with a contagious disease constitutes aggression against others, and that the failure of parents to adequately protect their children constitutes abuse."
What? Dragging liberterians into this is ridiculous. We do not not need you or your "help". I never asked for what help you want force on me and I don't want it. Sounds like Hillary Clinton. We will take care of our children. We do not need you involved.
This is a good work of satire. It needs a few more slogans of totalitarianism. "It's for the children". Ha
The funny thing right now is that people can't form an argument around "rights" because the don't understand what it means anymore. They think of rights as plan benefits owed to them by the welfare state. The right to a free education. The right to affordable healthcare. The right to not be slightly inconvenienced . The right to pay for monopoly provided utilities (net neutrality). Anything someone else does to suggest otherwise is an infringement on their benefits package someone is selling them.
Self-ownership? That only applies when I want to abort my child because it applies to my right not to be slightly inconvenienced. Also, I have my free healthcare benefits, so I'm going to need you to pay for it.
Reality is stranger than fiction.
"Researchers Prove That Measles Is Being Transmitted By The Vaccinated"http://thenewsdoctors.com/researchers-prove-that-measles-is-being-transmitted-by-the-vaccinated/
Vaccinations in the age of genetic engineering = a way to switch on/off genes in a target population.
That is all you need to know.
Control, control, control.
"My body...my choice!"
"Your child's body...(once again)...my choice!"
Ironic, isn't it, how both lines above are screamed by your local 'compassionate' feminazi?!
If I had only brushed my tooth .... with Armand Hammer baking soda .... and not Jewish sugar paste .... I'd still have it ! Monetas laments.
Financial disclosure: I own no stock in Leverage Brothers .... but, I sure wish I did ! Baking soda falls into the public domain exception !
I know kid's who don't go to "school".
They live in a nightmare instead. Granted that it's a different nightmare than the one 'school' children endure, however it is a lie of a different composition than what our 'leaders' compose upon us.
Still. A bad dream though.
It's a construct.
Not the truth.
Adults must be protected from their stupidity
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31176748
When i was young, it was a good thing to get rubella because that gave resistance to red measles. Chicken pox and even mumps were good to get when younger because. They are childhood diseases and then as now the death rate is still one or two per hundred thousand.
I notice too, that one of the waysfor the power structure to stayin place is for the people to have their thoughts controlled by the ruling class. Maintain paranoia too and the oligarchs have nothing to worry about. Are you thinking for yourselves, or is it easer to have others do all that thinking for you?
"Are you thinking for yourselves?"
I don't know. How about if you tell me?
For years I have worn contacts, and for years stored them in lens solution preserved with Thimerosal. Didn't know it was mercury.
After all that exposure, I find I have developed a compulsion to comment on ZH articles.
If I can prove causation, I just may sue.
Obama and Holder had to know that in allowing thousands of unvaccinated illegal alien kids into the country that some would have serious transmittable diseases. They further knew that a lot of US yahoos would not have had their kids vaccinated and those kids would get the diseases. In exquisite irony now Obama and Holder can blame the mouth-breathers for not having their kids immunized. You think Obama and Holder care one whit about your kids? Not unless they are black, brown, or pray towards Mecca five time a day.
Some of those disease might be a lot more insidious and dangerous than measles.
If anyone was offering a vaccine against religion, I'd back that one.
My God! How did I survive my childhood?
I contracted Chick Pox, Mumps, Whooping Cough and Measles before I was 9 years old and I got through it all without any problems, and I now have a lifetime immunity to them all.
The real mouth-breathers are those who believe all the garbage being spewed by people like you.
Polio much, village-idiot?
I'm hoping they deport anti-vaxers, thus providing us free passage out of this hell hole !
I always check the kids to see if their aluminum intake is low and if it is, well then off to the Doc they go for a healthy dose of Aluminum adjevant in their vaccines.
Nothing helps a growing body more than proper levels of aluminum and you can't expect the local water flouridation program to meet or exceed those needs.
You really should put your "sarc" indicator on.
There are some that would think you're being serious.
You are being sarcastic, aren't you? Aren't you?
Dumb and dumber. Way to go ZH.
I firmly believe this end of the world as we know it measles epidemic is being pimped by the controlled media for the benefit of big pharma and the government. The sheeple are scared. I mean really scared, and big massa guvmint is there to protect us all from any and all bogey men.
For myself, I analyze the risks versus the benefits when allowing myself to be vaccinated. For example, I ran a filthy screw 1/2 inch into my foot and elected to get a tetanus vaccination.
As for flu vaccines, no way in hell. My perfectly healthy elderly mother took a flu vaccination and w/in 36 hours developed a hideous cough which led to a relentless chain of medical complications that eventually led to her death.
I had the measles when I was twelve...still here.
I had the mumps when I was thirteen...still here.
I had chicken pox FOUR times...still here.
I had mono in Belgium from screwing some strange...damn near killed me....still here.
I could argue that strange is more dangerous than your common illnesses.
my children, and grand-children couldn't attend school without proof of vaccinations.
fast forward to today, there're children, one shower, one change of clothes from the amazon rain forest sitting next to my grand children in school.
for me there seems to be a system in place, (albeit cronized, like all of Americas systems), it seems to be illegal for children to attend school without vaccinations, so if children who are vaccinated get sick, the vaccinations didn't work, that's why theres lawyers.
if your children get sick, and weren't vaccinated, well that's why there are lawyers.
change the system, take the cronizism out of vaccinations, take the tax-dollars out of the hostage situation in the public school system, vaccinations are available to everyone, and mostly free, theres your choice.
you either didn't care enough to get your children vaccinated, or you think it's in your children's best interest not to be vaccinated, it's your choice, the penalty for your choice could be extreme, to you, not me, as it should be.