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Artist's Impression Of America's Inevitable Future

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Debt-mageddon...

 

Step 1: Kick Can...

 

Step 2: Lie...

 

Step 3: Extinction Event

 

Source: Sunday Funnies

 

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Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:04 | 5759182 Jack of All Trades
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Obozo is a genius - working Cloward-Piven to perfection.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:10 | 5759196 Smegley Wanxalot
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He's getting all the help he needs from Boehner, McConnell, & Sons.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:09 | 5759381 TruxtonSpangler
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Is today up-is-down day again?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:11 | 5759392 flacon
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Truxton, you should know by know.... stawks always go up. 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 03:01 | 5761004 Colonel Klink
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Don't forget Valerie JarRAT!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:08 | 5759197 iclouding
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... w­w­w.g­l­o­b­e-r­e­p­o­r­t.c­o­m

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:12 | 5759213 Bollixed
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Virus alert!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:27 | 5759244 MsCreant
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Nah, it is an amateur central banker. Notice he/she is making 7K a month. A pro would print more than 7k. But give it abreak, counterfeiters gotta start somewhere...

Of course, there is another point of view, as espoused by Eric Clapton:

He said: "Kill it before it grows!"

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:44 | 5759468 Zero_Head
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By the time Obungler leaves office, he will have matched the debt incurred by all other Presidents combined.

 

That's the Hoax and Chains the socialist hebrew media convinced  America to  vote for.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:24 | 5759516 El Vaquero
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The debt was 2.84 times greater at the end of Reagan's 8 years than it was when he took office.  Bush I increased it about 55% in 4 years.  In fact, the debt has doubled, on average, about every 8 years.  That means that just about any two term president will just about double the debt, and doubling the debt is fundamentally taking on more debt than all other presidents combined.  If one does a little less, another will make up for it by doing a little more.  It's baked into the monetary system.  Balancing the budget is a fairytale that politicians tell to get votes.  If they balanced the budget, the system would crash.  It's a ponzi scheme, and we're going to witness the end of it.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 22:17 | 5760485 Arnold
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Can I panic yet?  Let me know, I'll put it on the hard schedual for a 10:00  meeting./s

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 05:18 | 5761099 Dave
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I have to ask why someone called "The Cowboy" in english uses a penguin avatar? There has to be a story here.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 22:27 | 5764696 RiderOnTheStorm
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Out on the range, he may have had some bad experiences with sheep and now prefers the little guys.  It just goes to show that much like his comments, you can justify pretty much anything.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:28 | 5759245 MsCreant
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Sun, 02/08/2015 - 19:01 | 5759778 spiral galaxy
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That's all??!  Heck, I'm making $10K a month sitting on my couch eating bon-bons watching Brian Williams flying sorties in Syria.  I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they make by just walking down to their mailbox and so I looked into it!!  Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life.  This is what I do ........ www.government-entitlement-programs.gov    I would consider quitting that part-time 'job' and focus on becoming a full-time nothing!  Let me know how it works out!  :-)

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:09 | 5759202 Pooper Popper
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We know what youve done jarret,and we wont forget about your little bitch obama either

The chickens are coming home to roost,,,and their gonna shit on your head!

Bitch!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:16 | 5759224 williambanzai7
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Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:38 | 5759272 MsCreant
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This one is deep. 

The scream, but on a toilet. 

The thinker, but on a toilet.

The US flags, upside down in the distance. Nice. 

Will he grab some cash to wipe his ass? That is all it is good for.

Lie to too many people for too long, and no one trusts you. 

Just ask your buddy Brian Williams.

Shut it all down.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:53 | 5759746 Crisismode
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Brian Williams

 

Anagram

 

Arab Mini Swill

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:54 | 5759503 Normalcy Bias
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Mr. Banzai, I think this is one of your best, ever.

I have no idea how I missed it the first time around. It's EPIC.

Cheers!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:42 | 5759693 slaughterer
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Best. Banzai. Ever.  

Belongs over the entrance to the White House. 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:58 | 5759342 Quinvarius
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Have you considered that Cloward -Piven is more of an observation of Socialism in action than a plan?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:13 | 5759587 iclouding
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... w­w­w.g­l­o­b­e-r­e­p­o­r­t.c­o­m

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:23 | 5759630 Bollixed
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Went to your site...my computer locked up and I had to reboot.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:04 | 5759183 SickDollar
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Bring it on bitchez, looooong due

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:05 | 5759185 Martial
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we're about to enter stage 3....ELE.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:06 | 5759187 Truther
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Fucking clueless is the term

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:15 | 5759220 OpTwoMistic
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Not clueless.  Treason.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:07 | 5759189 Truther
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Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:06 | 5759190 Truther
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Fucking clueless is the term

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:06 | 5759193 Truther
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Fucking clueless is the term

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:10 | 5759204 Mr Pink
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Yes..clueless is the term for those who believe this was an accident

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:08 | 5759198 Platinum
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Get out of the major cities while you still can - shit is about to get real.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:35 | 5759270 thebigunit
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Well, keep posting this warning, and maybe after four or five hundred tries, you'll be right.

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:49 | 5759467 wee-weed up
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Get out of the major cities while you still can - shit is about to get real.

Yep, just as soon as all the EBT cards get cut off...

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:10 | 5759206 Armchair Bear
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hahaha

 

but...

 

not so funny...

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:10 | 5759209 gbcirino
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"Let's put an African-American in power. Steal everything we can and let America blow up. The shepple will blame blacks and will kill each other for the crumbles we left for them." Genius

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:22 | 5759232 Joebloinvestor
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Yeah and any dissenters are racist.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 22:27 | 5760519 Arnold
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Not really. I am biracial Dutch and German, maybe a little French.

Probably the most reviled of the racially pure groups over the past 750 years.

Caucasian, what the heck is that? Profoundly insulting I can tell you that much.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 05:26 | 5761103 Dave
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Pretty much guarantees the last/only black man ever to be president. Hillary will sort things out for y'all.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:15 | 5759217 JustObserving
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Really, $18 trillion debt is a problem when debt and unfunded liabilities are $244 trillion today and rising at $11 trillion a year?

Economist Laurence Kotlikoff: U.S. $222 Trillion in Debt

http://www.realclearpolicy.com/blog/2012/12/01/economist_laurence_kotlik...

Blink! U.S. Debt Just Grew by $11 Trillion

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2012-08-08/blink-u-s-debt-just-gr...

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:01 | 5759356 logicalman
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The numbers don't really matter.

The problems we face arise from fiat currency that only a small elite control, compounded (pun intended) by intersets, AKA usury, and fractional reserve fraud, er, I mean banking.

Once a small group who consider themselves better than everyone else gain control the only thing that can change anything is systemic collapse, whether from inside or outside.

We are long overdue!

 

 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 05:30 | 5761106 Dave
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Who calculates that shit? $244 trillion? What is that?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:34 | 5759266 Bryan
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I am beginning to believe that a permanently sustainable, centralized economic system is impossible as long as humans are in charge.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:47 | 5759301 Nick Jihad
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It certainly suggests the wisdom of the Taylor rule. Even if it's honored mostly in the breach, at least we would all have a reference to measure how far into the weeds the central bankers have gone.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:59 | 5759348 Bryan
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"In economics, a Taylor rule is a monetary-policy rule that stipulates how much the central bank should change the nominal interest rate in response to changes in inflation, output, or other economic conditions. In particular, the rule stipulates that for each one-percent increase in inflation, the central bank should raise the nominal interest rate by more than one percentage point."

 

Thank you, I learned something new today... did know about this 'rule'.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 22:46 | 5760570 Milestones
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"The law is more honored by its breech than in its observance." Micheal Montaigene  1533-92  French                 Milestones

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:56 | 5759517 rbg81
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All the more reason for putting ourselves under the care and feeding of an AI superintelligence.  Let's face it, most people can be bought off with a warm bed, sufficent glucose and Internet porn.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:03 | 5759539 El Vaquero
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" Let's face it, most people can be bought off with a warm bed, sufficent glucose and Internet porn."

 

Which is why we will always have a government of men and that government will turn bad sooner or later.  There will always be some peeps who like that power and they'll promise all of the glucose and internet porn anybody could desire. 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 20:38 | 5760157 The_Dude
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It highlights the brilliance of the founding fathers and how far we have fallen.....the checks and balances and sound money priorities of the fathers has been destroyed and now the marxist just need to finish the rewrite of our history to make the founders out to be a bunch of racist, lunatic thieves and the farce will be complete....the hope for humanity goes dark and we float into the darkness with no anchor to stop/save us.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 05:40 | 5761114 Dave
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Ben Franklin said we couldn't keep it. He was right. The Marxists didn't do any better. This darkness you speak of may be the next "dark ages". What materializes for the next "renaissance" should be interesting.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:37 | 5759276 Unix
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And THAT is just the tip of the iceberg my friends...the artist leaves quit a few trillion hidden. The illegal fed is in a box, yeah, raise rates, roflmao! As soon as they do that, there will be hell to pay, they would opt for more QE before they do that, and I can't believe they believe in all the BS economic numbers that is coming from the govt.

It's all bullshit!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:37 | 5759278 thebigunit
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Before everything comes crashing down, could we at least have one more round of Hillary bashing?

It's on my bucket list.  Several times, actually.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:39 | 5759280 MATA HAIRY
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oh, please. Don't exaggerate. Yes, the USA is messed up, and not just in an economics-finance-debt sense. The whole race-immigration thing is a huge huge part of what makes the USA a Bad Place.

 

But what is going on right now is the GOP is demonizing Obama and the Dems, and focusing on debt and economics. And there are some real serious problems there. But a lot of it has as much or more to do with the GOP and its flaws as it has to do with Obama and the Dems. As bad as the Dems are on economics, race and immigration, surely the GOP has been and is much worse.

 

But the GOP is going to demonize Obama and debt during the run-up to the 2016 elections. And that will probably crash the market, at least to some degree. And that will certainly be a good thing. So, see, the GOP can do SOME good, at least.

It's an ill wind that blows no good...

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:51 | 5759314 Unix
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yet another useless eater, where do these ignorant amoebas come from...oh that is right, from under a ROCK! mata hairy, it is people like you that is the problem, keep taking the blue pill, it becomes you! Your avatar is a lie, just like you live one.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:05 | 5759372 MATA HAIRY
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get back to work! Someone needs to pay my social security, disabled vet and federal employee pensions!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:26 | 5759422 Unix
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not for long bottom dweller!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:24 | 5759417 JD59
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Give up libtard, you are way out of your league here. Your boy Barry Soetoro won't ever take care of you

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 19:13 | 5759819 MATA HAIRY
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I am not a liberal, conservative or libertarian.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 06:32 | 5761149 El Hosel
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The puppet masters have you right where they want us.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:52 | 5759318 Bastiat
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The Russians have been sellng UST paper, the Chinese decreasing their holdings as well.  Petro dollar cycling into the credit markets is collapsing.    Who's funding these deficits?   Janet?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:04 | 5759549 El Vaquero
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Janet.  Or your retirement account.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 20:27 | 5760120 Bastiat
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Have you seen any numbers showing an increase in retirement holding os UST paper.  Someday it may be compelled but that's not what's happening now.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 20:33 | 5760134 El Vaquero
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I have not seen an increase in retirement accounts holding USTs.  It is the possibility of being compelled that I was talking about.  Why did Dillinger rob banks?  Because that's where the money was.  Why would the government rob retirement accounts?  For the same reason. 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:17 | 5759406 JD59
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Even the cartoonist don't realize the true debt armagedon facing Americans.

18 TRILLON debt + 94 TRILLION of UNFUNDED LIABILITIES. 

www.usdebtclock.org

122 TRILLION DEBT TODAY = GREECE ON STEROIDS!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 20:21 | 5760089 Al Tinfoil
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We're Number One! USA, USA, USA, USA.....

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:56 | 5759513 floyd084
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Would you borrow $1 from me if you knew that no matter what you did you would never be able to pay it off?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:33 | 5759667 Meatballs
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Is anybody else getting a kick out of the H&R Block commercial with the planes dropping pallets of cash?

They always put out things like this prior to actual events...

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 18:53 | 5759739 Lolitsa
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They're just showing footage of what happens whenever we go to the Middle East to mess around. We shower the current sheep poking government with C-130s full of cash. You think I'm kidding.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 20:20 | 5760084 Al Tinfoil
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Don't worry, be happy.

Drink your Kool-Aid.  Watch your TV.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 21:39 | 5760387 honkadoo
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You all cheered the dark lord Cheney when he said deficits didn't matter.  Now you blame Obama for it.  Well done.  Life is easy when you live in your parents basement it seems.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 23:00 | 5760597 MDP
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I'll gladly pay you Teusday for a hamburger today

 

 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 22:24 | 5764658 RiderOnTheStorm
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