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How QE Helped Main Street

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Submitted by Michael Gipp of The World Complec

How QE helped Main Street, Example 2: Maserati dealerships

I haven't written on this topic in a long time, but it is time once again to look at the magnificent benefits that have accrued to main street businesses as a result of bailing out bad bets of banks. Today I have selected another typical main street business--the car dealership. I have randomly selected the Maserati brand as the subject of today's investigation.

Sales data for Maserati sold in North America are available here.

Annual sales of the Maserati brand (in number of cars sold) ranged from less than a thousand per year in 2002 to nearly 13,000 in 2014, thanks to the benevolent leadership of the Fed.

This is a chart that truly screams "Recovery!" In fact, it is quite clear that things are far better now than they have ever been before. If your life seems to be at odds with the obvious economic reality, you are clearly not working hard enough (or perhaps not at all).
All the propaganda to the effect that the goal of quantitative easing was to make the richer even richer still is thoroughly debunked. We can see that small, struggling family businesses like high-end diamond retailers and Maserati dealerships have indeed benefited from quantitative easing.
 

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Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:30 | 5758301 SMC
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ROFL! Today is turning into an very entertaining "Satire Sunday".

Nicely done.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:43 | 5758335 Newsboy
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10 year old Toyota Corollas are stable.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:49 | 5758349 RaceToTheBottom
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I don't believe the author knows the meaning of the word "random".
It has real meaning.... Words matter.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:52 | 5758352 Looney
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Here’s an interesting tidbit from the Xinhua News Agency.

President of Cyprus, Nicos Anastesiades, has just announced that during his visit to Russia on February 25 he will offer Russia to build Russian military bases on Cyprus, including a military airbase just 40 kilometers (25 miles) from the Royal Air Force base in Akrotiri.

Looney

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAF_Akrotiri  

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:14 | 5758390 y3maxx
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...Not surprising....only American household product/food that dropped in price during 2014 was........

.............KY Jelly

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 14:12 | 5758730 Caleb Abell
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Goes well on toast or bagels.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 14:27 | 5758770 Ward cleaver
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I'll say it for the rest of the board; u sir are an idiot

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 12:08 | 5762081 RaceToTheBottom
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Please say a little more so I know more why people think what I said was idiotic.

It is entirely factual.  Using a point of data that was chosen to show huge sales for .01%'ers and saying it was randomely chosen is just stupid. 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:44 | 5759294 ebworthen
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Maserati, Ferrari, BMW, Escalade, Mercedes, Tesla, etc.

Any vehicle that is priced beyond 90% of the populace and a ridiculous indulgence is flying out the door.

The ones that are flying out the door on bad debt may as well be "cash for clunkers" for the next collapse.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:31 | 5758305 toys for tits
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Does your Maserati do 185?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:44 | 5758338 orangegeek
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It does, but I lost my licence, now I don't drive

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:48 | 5758347 Took Red Pill
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"I have a limo, ride in the back. I lock the doors in case I'm attacked."

Never more appropriate lyrics!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:57 | 5758366 NoDebt
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Life's been good to me so far.

To be honest, I did an inverse leveraged bet on the Ruble last year at 1000:1.  I bought most of those Maseratis myself.  I have them stored underground in Yucca mountain as an 'investment'.  That's why you're not allowed to dispose of radiocative waste from nuclear power plants there.

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:58 | 5758501 manofthenorth
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"They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time, Lifes been good to me SO FAR !!"

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 15:14 | 5758986 BuddyEffed
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... first class traveling set, and I think I need a lear jet

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 15:51 | 5759134 Parrotile
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I'm all right, Jack; keep your hands of MY stack!

(Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today, but if you ask for a rise, it's no surprise they're giving none away!)

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:44 | 5758339 Hobo Sapien
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I lost my license; now I don't drive.

may be I'm crazy after all I've been through...

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:51 | 5758354 Niall Of The Ni...
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I have a mansion, forget the price.
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:12 | 5758398 Midas
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Are you guys going to be doing this "all night long"?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:18 | 5758405 Niall Of The Ni...
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We attend "meetings," sometimes until four.

(It's hard to leave when you can't find the door.)

So we're game if you are.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:41 | 5758310 ThirteenthFloor
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LOL. Maserati in every garage and a chicken in every pot.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:07 | 5758385 StackShinyStuff
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And a red, white and blue dick in every ass! (credit to G. Carlin for that thought)

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:38 | 5758323 fascismlover
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The bonus here for main street is that if you are ever a little short for the week after buying your new Maserati, the entire interior is made of friut rolls ups so you at least have something to eat. 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:47 | 5758325 FireBrander
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Trickle Downists Nirvana!

The majority of the wealth in the hands of a few Capitalists...multi-billionaire Crony Capitilists...I can hardly wait for the piece of the trickle down pie they will allot me!

Until then, all we have to do is sit back, live off our welfare benefits so graciously provided by our leaders, and wait for Trickle Down Economics to deliver!

Good Times are just around the corner! Maybe only a few more trillons into the hands of the few and we shall be delivered from poverty!

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:42 | 5758334 Frank N. Beans
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If QE3 did that, just wait till QE4!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:53 | 5758362 venturen
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or QE5 or QE6

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 13:25 | 5758573 weburke
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no need ! cheaper gas and other currencies devaluing does the trick

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:52 | 5758357 jbv629
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Maserati is a poor example to prove your thesis because their sales increase was mainly due to the fact that they introduced a new car last year, the Ghibli, that is half the price of their flagship model.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:54 | 5758365 venturen
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75k...what a bargin

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:01 | 5758376 NoDebt
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Never buy the cheap model in the lineup.  It's very declasse.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:12 | 5758397 Max Cynical
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"Maserati is a poor example to prove your thesis because their sales increase was mainly due to the fact that they introduced a new car last year, the Ghibli, that is half the price of their flagship model."

Exotic car sales surge to record high

http://money.cnn.com/gallery/autos/2014/02/05/exotic-car-sales-records/

If you think the economy is not recovering very quickly, it seems no one told that to the people who buy Lamborghinis, Bentleys and Rolls-Royces. Sales of those cars are soaring.

Lamborghini, for instance, reported sales of 2,121 cars worldwide last year, the brand's third consecutive year with a sales increase.

Rolls-Royce delivered a whopping 3,630 cars in 2013. That would be regarded with a shrug by most automakers but, for BMW's ultra-luxury brand, it's a huge deal. In fact, it was Rolls-Royce's fourth consecutive record year.

Bentley, too, had a record-breaking sales year last year. It actually hit five digits, selling 10,120 cars worldwide in 2013, the most ever in Bentley's 95 years in existence.

Aston Martin sold roughly 4,200 cars globally which would have made it the automaker's best year since 2007.
Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:46 | 5758467 cowdiddly
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Thats why I simply love the Bentley, I can only haul 2 bales of hay in the Maybach and the mud grips rub when I turn corners.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 13:56 | 5758673 Jam
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Maserati was popular in the late 70's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSTlVCsLj_Q

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 11:53 | 5758361 Miss Expectations
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Powerball is our game.  You can win $450,000,000...but your odds are only one in 175,223,175.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2944559/Lottery-No-jackpot-winne...

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:22 | 5758412 cheech_wizard
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That's better odds than getting killed by a terrorist. I'm in this week.

 

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:02 | 5758378 itstippy
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There's a strong correlation between Maserati ownership and girlfriends/wives with silicone boobs.  As boob enhancements have become more common and mainstream, the level of Maserati ownership has naturally risen to keep up.  Annual sales of penis pills and mens' cologne are also way up.  

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:12 | 5758395 CHX
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But you won't be able to eat a Maserati when the fat lady finally sings.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:23 | 5758417 BustainMovealota
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Who cares,,, you will look good starving.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 04:32 | 5759148 CHX
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<<< looking like a dumb nitwit

<<< looking good

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:19 | 5758409 starman
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got a Maser down the street from my rental house 900 sqf cottage 750K Maser 125K ! lifes good !

 

 

sarc

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:24 | 5758418 Chuck DeBongo
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As far as I'm concerned, QE can carry on for a little longer. The more currency printed, the bigger the implosion, the bigger the boost to gold and silver prices.

 

Anyone reading this, should be holding minimum cash levels, optimum gold, silver and real estate. Something tangible. So QE shouldn't be affect you THAT much. You'll still feel an impact, but minimal. 

 

The people who I feel sorry for are the people who live hand to mouth and cannot afford to invest in gold and silver and spend all their money on rent, food and fuel. They cannot prepare properly for this. I just hope some of us Zero Hedgers (I know I've only been here a few days, but I feel I'm one of the crew! :O)) will help these guys and girls when the brown (or beige. Depends how much fibre you've consumed) matter hits the oscillating instrument and these people truly can't defend themselves....

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:28 | 5758429 Freewheelin Franklin
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Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, damn thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, it's shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

 

Is my baby alive?
She been Wango'd [QE'd] to death

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:37 | 5758456 dougie
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I'm greatly relieved that the Maserati demographic is somehow surviving these trying times.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 12:54 | 5758486 Son of Captain Nemo
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Maserati!  The "opiate" to the masses!

The 1% masses that is!!!

After all... Who doesn't need a different colored one for every day of the week to go with "7 days of the week" porshes and "7 days of the week" ferrari!  Certainly wonderful news for those construction companies that will be building bigger garages for them!

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 13:55 | 5758670 strangeglove
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If I was a 1%er I'd diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle in my Maserati

Sung to the tune of

if I where a richman

all day long is diddle

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 14:31 | 5758788 adr
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But in five years you can pick up that $175k Maserati for $50k.

When the rappers all started buying Bentleys in the '90s the value of used ones went through the floor. You could buy a biturbo for $35k. It was a $150k car when it was new just a few years earlier. The seats and the stereo were worth more than what you paid for it.

The first rule of being a 1%er though is if you can't afford to buy a new $200k car every year, you don't belong in the club in the first place.

I'm still waiting for the Davos sacrificed supple young human child seat option. It is probably already there for select clients. Even the best cow can't make leather that soft.

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 16:26 | 5759240 Thirtyseven
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I thought it was due to last year's super bowl commercial which introduced Maserati to a lot of Americans.

So does that mean it's a good time to short Nationwide after this year's debacle?

Sun, 02/08/2015 - 17:12 | 5759399 Son of Loki
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Public official suspected in $1.3 million embezzlement case bought Oregon beach home

 

A former Bay Area public official accused of setting up a fake identity as a Rincon Hill developer in an elaborate scheme to steal $1.3 million in San Francisco public funds recently purchased a $1.5 million Oregon beach home, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.

 

http://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/blog/2015/02/clarke-howatt-abag-...

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