Another JPMorgan Banker Dies After Murder-Suicide: Chokes Wife, Stabs Himself To Death

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By now, there have been so many banker-related suicides that it has become a moot point of i) tracking them all or ii) trying to find a pattern. And yet, one name continues to stand out: JPMorgan. The bank which has been most prominent among the list of "suicided" bankers notched one more casualty over the weekend when "a JPMorgan Chase & Co. employee strangled and stabbed his wife to death before turning the knife on himself, according to police who are treating the couple’s death in Bergen County, New Jersey as a murder-suicide."

Bloomberg reports the gruesome details according to which Michael A. Tabacchi, 27, and his wife, Iran Pars Tabacchi, 41, were found dead Friday about 11:30 p.m. in the bedroom of their Closter home after a 911 call placed by the husband’s father, Bergen County Prosecutor John Molinelli said in an interview. Closter is located in northern New Jersey, about 20 miles (32 kilometers) from midtown Manhattan.

It wasn't a nail-gun this time. It was a knife:

Autopsy results on Sunday showed the wife died of strangulation and a stab wound to the chest while Michael Tabacchi died from a single self-inflicted stab to the chest, he said.

As his LinkedIn profile below shows, Tabacchi was an associate for JPMorgan in its global custody product unit.

This is how he pitched himself:

"Specialties: Excel and VBA is my bread and butter, I am very good and creative with data manipulation and reporting and can leverage my business knowledge to provide senior managers what is needed before asked to do so. I am also proficient with the remaining Microsoft office products (Word, Access, PowerPoint, and SharePoint)."

Full profile below:

 

But most eerie and disturbing is how comparable the Tabacchi double-death is to a comparable case from July of last year when as we reported not only did a JPM executive director shoot his wife multiple times before using the same weapon on himself (like now), but the tragedy also took place in New Jersey.

As IBTimes reports, Jefferson Township (New Jersey) police report that the Global Network Operations Center Executive Director, "Julian Knott, age 45, shot his wife Alita Knott, age 47, multiple times and then took his own life with the same weapon."

The silver lining: like back then, so now, the offspring of the dead couple survived the massacre.

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Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:16 | 5763008 Fun Facts
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job hazard of rollin' with the bankster zio homies

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:20 | 5763051 cifo
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Hardly a banker with that set of skills.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:28 | 5763073 Pool Shark
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If I had to live in New Jersey, I'd commit suicide too...

 

[PS: bio sez the guy was good at "data manipulation." Maybe he was just despondent at not getting a job at BLS instead...]

 

 

 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:30 | 5763111 Pladizow
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To bad cancer cant also do this!

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:34 | 5763138 TruthInSunshine
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This is how he pitched himself:

"Specialties: Excel and VBA is my bread and butter, I am very good and creative with data manipulation and reporting."

That's a baseline requirement for any JPM employee, FFS.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:43 | 5763166 BaBaBouy
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DATA MANIPULATION...
Give Me A Set Of NUMBERS, And I Can Present Them To You 14 Different Ways, GOOD, Bad Or UGLY.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:57 | 5763256 Latina Lover
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Wonderful,  suiciding banksters, change you can believe in.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:19 | 5763374 wee-weed up
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Man, he is butt-fugly with a shit-eatin' grin like NEWMAN from Seinfeld.

I wonder what she saw in him?

Not really...

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:29 | 5763420 stacking12321
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um, he is 27 and she is 41, wtf?

dude, you're doing it wrong.

plus her first name is "iran"?

i just don't know.

 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:41 | 5763482 aPlayer
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He was probably a good person when not screwing the Average Joe from the street. 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:45 | 5763507 Ms. Erable
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A knife? WTF? The local Home Depot out of nailguns?

Probably stabbed himself in the back of the head 6 or 7 times.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 17:55 | 5763783 Citxmech
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Who the fuck stabs themselves in the chest?  

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 18:34 | 5763907 ghengis86
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Same fucktard that doesn't realize his fat fucking head needs a full Windsor knot and not some tiny piece of shit I tied back in 4th grade. Too stupid to go out with a bang.

Then again, plus 1 for the side boob; it's always a downer when the misses gets it too. What a waste.

Murder to look lie suicide is my vote

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 19:47 | 5764106 Arnold
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The guys wearing the red shirts on the away teams always get killed.

 New guy Banking hint: remove all redshirts from wardrobe.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 20:10 | 5764173 SuperRay
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First of all, he can't write for shit.  Just sayin'

Second, why don't we get the details of all these murders.  How the fuck do you stab yourself to death?  They're never investigated, just closed immediately. The heat must come down pretty quickly for all these local law enforcement guys to just give it up.

Thirdly, can whoever is doing this (has to be Beeks!) hang a few of them in public?  that would be fun...

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 21:36 | 5764440 clymer
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even at 14 years his senior, she was still dis-proportionately hot for this clown.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:34 | 5763451 Johnny Moscow
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That caught my attention too. Men aren't supposed to date older women who can't have kids - and given how bad divorce laws are and how skewed they are in favor of women (or the richer partner) this guy was already playing with fire. 

What the f*ck is a modern-day man in finance getting married for anyway? Especially to a woman who can't conceive? 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 21:20 | 5764383 kwality
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"The couple’s infant son was found unharmed at the house and is staying with the paternal grandparents, Molinelli said."

Tell me, Johnny Moscow, what is it like being a stupid shithead sexist asshole who is not likely to ever "conceive" either, because you are a stupid shithead sexist asshole? 

I imagine it must be awful.  :-(

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 07:39 | 5765508 Johnny Moscow
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@ Kwality you gotta be kidding me? Sexist? Please.

The only "Sexists" out there are the misandrist Feminists who constantly put down men and try to attain female superiority over men in the US, UK etc. They have succeeded in the US now that men are approaching 40% of colleage students and make less than women out of school. Factor in divorce rape and the virulently anti-male laws out there and marriage, indeed work in the corpate space, is increasingly a bad deal for men.

What are you doing on this site trying to shame someone with lame prog-speak like sexist - LOL!! Love you u use insulting words instead of logic and reason as an argument - typical lefty prog fool

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 18:03 | 5763811 Bush Baby
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Imagine the fucking rage this guy unleashed after snapping and plunging that knife into her and then literally choking the life out of her...  he must of had a really bad day.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 19:14 | 5764014 DetectiveStern
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He worked in custody. All he does is look after clients admin. He was a bottom feeder with no access to the interesting stuff.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 20:30 | 5764243 Bastiat
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Yeah, like assets missing from custody?

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:01 | 5763277 NoVa
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the guy is 27 years old with 11 years of work experience on his resume - ?

When I was 16, i wuz working the car wash!

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:21 | 5763383 Urban Redneck
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But it's also a baseline requirement to be more discrete and oblique when referring to those skills (or at least used to be).  That shit would have gotten me fired.  Then again - he never got above "Associate" which is no different from his previous "Analcyst" position at JPM  (after an obscene amount of time with the company).

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 20:56 | 5764330 Sokhmate
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 #REF

 

"Specialties: Excel and VBA is my bread and butter, I am very good and creative with data manipulation and reporting."

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:41 | 5763144 ParkAveFlasher
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That was my HS that he graduated from.  We put a lot of alumni in to banking industry.  Wife looks like a gold-digging piece of ass, if I was 65 or 70.  I call real deal although self-stabbing is a bit far.  My rationale is, if he's out of Closter, he's not FAMIGLIA.  Closter aspires to be Harrington Park or Alpine or Norwood, but is none of those. 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:42 | 5763181 J S Bach
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I know that the ancient Samurai killed themselves using the Hara-kiri ritual, but really... how many people are going to "commit suicide" by stabbing themselves once in the heart?  It's not the most reliable nor painless method.  This was yet another murder made to look (to the easily duped) like a suicide.  The mystery is in the "why"... not the "who".

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:45 | 5763196 ParkAveFlasher
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Well, Sherlock, I'm pretty sure he came across some "special" information in his database noodlings.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:02 | 5763280 mvsjcl
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Perhaps wanted to sell that information, or was at risk of disclosing it. It's assumed that he already told his wife.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:30 | 5763413 new game
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drugs dude, drugs. guaranteed drugged heavily. didn't hardly feel a thing, maybe even a blackout. thankfully he got the job done on himself. imagine coming to, in jail,

and being told what happened and not being able to kill yourself...

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:31 | 5763416 new game
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obviously he was NOT A SOCIOPATH.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:50 | 5763228 XitSam
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I know of a murder-suicide at Ft Hood in 85.  Guy killed his wife and then stabbed himself in the heart. Witnesses: the family the wife was staying with. Left behind: daughter, about 5 yo as I recall.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:44 | 5763498 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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I could maybe allow for a miliary man going out like that. But this fat little piece of cheese doesn't look like he's got the balls to squish a spider. Only way I could think would be that he was *really* high on coke/amphetamines, as it takes a lot of strength to strangle/stab someone, let alone go at yourself. Hell, whatever happened to the Judy Garland cocktails? This apparently is a "little fish" but as someone else above mentioned, he probably saw something he shouldn't. I'm betting "murder, meant to look like suicide". 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 21:57 | 5764558 XitSam
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Guy's wife was the one in the Army, not him. He was a little guy. Not saying anything about this, just that it can happen.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:21 | 5763381 Bastiat
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It is absolutely reliable . . . if you know where your heart is. 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 17:31 | 5763662 Bob
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Agreed.  Makes me wonder if he was set onto it by a good "consultant," contracted on the theory that once he'd shown his seriousness by killing his wife, the "consultant" (an expert in stabbing technology) would then stab him in a surgically astute manner that he would actually survive from.  Then he'd call 911, claim that a black guy had broken in, stabbed them both, and made away without detection.  The usual story.  Our bankster would then collect her life insurance and own the entire marital estate. 

Too bad things didn't work out . . . before his last breath he realized, for a fleeting instant, that JPM had paid the professional "consultant" a whole lot more than he did. 

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 18:19 | 5763851 August
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During my years in Seattle, I hung out at the King County Medical Examiner's office quite a bit, and attended most of their death investigation conferences.

I saw virtually every known mode of homicide, but no one ever killed himself with a knife to the chest.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 18:30 | 5763889 angel_of_joy
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... no one ever killed himself with a knife to the chest

Well, it's a new trend. Anything goes as long as it makes people talking about you for at least 15 minutes... Remember the nail gun ?


Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:27 | 5763404 Tsunami Wave
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Let's just say I know someone, who used to know him from earlier years in grade school.  He doesn't know what happened to him, he thought it was completely random it happened.  I wish I knew more.. he knew him in Catholic grade school formerly.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:43 | 5763190 Captain Kink
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Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.  The guy and his wife are dead.  Either he did take his own life, for god know's what reason, and chose to kill his wife also, or he died at the hands of someone who wanted him silenced.  In either case, we should not be judging him, muchless making jokes at his expense.  RIP.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:52 | 5763231 angel_of_joy
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I'm not ! Ever heard of karma ?

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:54 | 5763244 Antifaschistische
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okay...I get it...but this is ZH, it's not a "we're sorry for your loss" Hallmark card to his mother.   So, I'm appreciating the wit, and figuring....his family isn't coming to ZH for comforting thoughts.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:04 | 5763289 mvsjcl
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Yeah, Capt. We know who really should be ashamed of themselves, and it ain't us poor truth-searching bastards.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 16:11 | 5763333 disabledvet
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"Dead (kids) tell no tales."

 

Maybe the police wanna get out ahead of these things.  "If you don't know you don't know."

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 18:31 | 5763893 Rubbish
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Does it count that I looked at her cleavage?

 

Gold Bitchez...I pick up pennies

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 20:17 | 5764197 SuperRay
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Hey captain, shove it up your ass.  These fucks have destroyed more lives that your simple mind can even comprehend.  You want to be respectful? Show your respect for the retired single women who haven't seen an increase in their social security or interest on their savings in years, while these fucks keep living it up like they've earned it.  Go fuck yourself, you stupid douche

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 12:09 | 5766496 Arnold
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It's good to see Flounder had a good life and some sucess after college.

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 17:19 | 5763641 Obchelli
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Yes but average price of house in Alpine-Closter area is 2 mln $ and not mongolian tugriks so I do not knbow how somebody with that skillset could afford this unless parents gave money. Knowing excel? Really - I didn't know that qualifies for Banker these days

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 18:10 | 5763835 sleigher
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Much less Office...  Where I come from, adding that to a resume might be suspect.  Those "office" skills are mostly assumed...

Mon, 02/09/2015 - 15:25 | 5763076 knukles
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Stabs himself to death.
Sure.....
Y'all gotta be kiddin' me.

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