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I don't know where you find this stuff, but it's fantasic. I liked the part where he was killing AlQaeda with a light saber. Nice touch.
Yawn. It;s time for another update on Bruce Jemmer's sex change. Hey! They find that missing plane yet?
Funny thing how Brian Williams name keeps coming up in every discussion about "news" lately...
My Mea Culpa or Who Really is This John Galt
I keep thinking about where the standards are when it comes to the priemer lying douchbag Al Shampoo Sharpton
Brian does it with style. Reverend Al does it with IRS liens.
Was that Assfire I saw?
In point of fact, I really didn't realize they still had the "nightly news" anymore. Figured it would have been taken over by Joe Bob's Redneck Talent Show by now.
Fucking everything else has. At this rate, TV will be reality shows and infomercials in about, well, shit, too late. It already is.
pods
his group is exempt, liens what liens
Williams is a minor leager - Obomber is the Lyin' King - nobody can challenge the Master of Lies.....
clinton king of lies.
Well I'm the best liar I know.
Honest!
pods
Boy, you ain't kiddin
.....whooaaa there.... hang on..... alcrapton is a revered consigliore to the corrupt divisive despicable incompetent arrogant narcissitic illegal indoensian kenay alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudge packer.... the white house visitor log confirms it so...
Brian Williams went from telling 'bed time' stories to becoming his own 'bed wetting' story.
Brian Williams, pressitittude, is so used to lying that the truth becomes whatever his teleprompter tells him, just like Obama
i dont see anyone calling for Al Sharpton to resign from MSNBC. They hold white ppl to a higher standard over at NBC?
Oooooo! Dat's rayciss!
MSNBC, what the fuck is that. Al Sharpton, who the fuck is he?
Race has nothing to do with it. Bullshit is colorless but full of bad taste and oder.
Free Brian!!!
What is the latest on Kim Kardashian? Are her tits bigger than her butt?
....only her plastic surgeon knows for sure.... gotta love plastic... er, silicone....
Bruce Jemmer's car crash was caused by having a bad tranny in it . Get it bad tranny ho never mind.
It is 65 years old.
He must of hit his head really really really bad.
The only sex cahnge you should have, first starts with divorce and looking to get change on you 40 with 2 20's.
Thats better than John Stewart
What isn't?
The 'Tell' will be if he gets roasted or redeemed on Stewart's Daily Show.
You fill us in. I for one won't be watching
He won't because he wasn't working for Fox News...
You mean Jonathan *Leibowitz*
Laughingstock!
Is that the ticker symbol LAF? Should be skyrocketing by now.
Aren't all mainstream broadcasters and news anchors paid to be stretch the truth and lie in general? I thought that was the whole point of the idiot box, to train the masses to believe contrived stories such as WMD in Iraq, TARP is good, etc, etc.
No, they are paid to NOT GET CAUGHT lying and stretching the truth.
Why do they keep Al Sharpton on air if being a lying feces sucking sccumbag means anything?
I SO want to answer your question in an honest and forthright manner. But I'm just not going there today. You already know the answer.
Fear of the ban hammer?
Allow me. Big Al is an Establishment Negro, just smart enough to toil in the fields of his tribal masters.
He is no doubt compromised by many vices and thus easily controlled, and relishes selling out "his people" for endless self-aggrandizement and living about 3 orders magnitude above his natural station.
Every time I see him on TV - and it's been years as I don't have cable, I actually laugh. He's like a big black cartoon, dancing in his own Minstrel show; I literally have no idea who or what his audience is, and in that I am Blessed.
No, no fear of the ban hammer. Just not in the mood today.
Besides, if I say "use your imagination" most people will come up with something that's far more off-color (no pun intended) and a crapload funnier than anything I could write.
Is Al Sharpton on TV?! Like with his own show?
When did that happen? I haven't had TV for a while now... This has got to be a sign. The end really must be nigh... Seriously?! Al Sharpton?
Hey, Captain.
TV is the thing that should be in your bathroom, so that when you receive shit, you can give it at the same time.
who cares? Obama says bigger fibs like the economy is on its way to recovery. yellen says that low interest rates will hurt savers but is better for the overall economy. bush administration says there were WMDs in iraq. Those lies cost people trillions of dollars and people died. Brian Williams telling lies about his experiences causes outrage but when politicians anf people in power do nobody cares. Williams is spouting out lies every night on NBC.
I got rid of cable and stopped watching network news. The fact that major news organizations still exist shows how stupid American people are.
True story.
True Lies would appear.....
This just in.....
In an interview with Ted Kennedy's cadaver reminiscing over the night he spent trying to save Mary Jo Kopkne, Williams state unequivocally that he will be joining London based Tavistock House to combat the Conspiracy Theory of Lies foisted upon his fellow man about his unbelievably wonderful and rich past during which he has yet to disclose his prior incarnations as Superman and God.
As if we didn't know that these shillitantes and conmentators are a pack of status quo water carriers and liars by trade and habit...
can't wait for the brian williams chemical explosion from donetsk report. i heard it was actually him lighting one of his own beer farts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AaioFM6Nu8
Williams has been everywhere.
I didn't know he'd been to prison...
Brian Williams lying or fabricating the truth is an event that we need to be aware of....however, our "government" and MSM LIE TO US EVERY DAY on a scale that most people couldn't even imagine!! Yet that goes on without much examination WHATSOEVER except on sites like ZH and a few others!
Americans need to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
Everyone who is awake is all that's ever going to be awake. We have to work with what we've got, which ain't much.
it's worse than that - even among those who think they are awake, most just have a few inklings of the big picture; they aren't truly awake, they still wallow in self-delusion and outdated paradigms.
It's really hard to wake some people up. If this doesn't work he'll be replaced with Fibber Fox until they get it.
Fuck the war story. There should have been an uproar when he lied about the fake recovery and was telling people to refinance and buy iPhones and new cars and shit.
Kind of makes you wonder who ol' Bri-Bri pissed off - they could easily sweep something like this under a rug, so, somebody wanted an example made or is paying him back for a lack of obedience. He certainly isn't the "only" journalist guilty of self-aggrandizement and lying his ass off on a daily basis ... and why should he tell the truth? Why should a journalist be held to a higher standard than the squatter occupying the Whitehouse?
Didn't Hillary have a similar story about coming under fire in Iraq?
I thought that was Bosnia or Croatia or something. And it was freaking SINBAD (the entertainer) who outted her lie! My wife reminded me of that fact.
Speaking of which, anybody heard anything from Sinbad lately? Me neither. Maybe they "Bernie Mack'ed" him.
Seems like there ain't enough nailguns to go 'round! :>D
See my comment down below, and it was Bosnia.
Candidate Clinton claimed in a 2008 speech in Washington and several subsequent interviews that she and Chelsea were forced to run for cover under hostile fire shortly after landing in Tuzla, Bosnia.
"I remember landing under sniper fire," Clinton said. "There was supposed to be some kind of greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."
Her harrowing tale never happened, and Mrs. Clinton's faulty memory also forgot that there was a reporter on the trip who was taking notes and had a video of the event.
The squatter cocksucker, Obama says today that Snowden telling the truth damaged his relationship with Germany. Truthiness is dangerous
Go check out Lame Cherry's take, best laugh I've had today..
Lame Cherry sez:
...It was on a Monday evening in August 2014 AD in the year of our Lord, that Brian Williams blundered into his fate, which had nothing to do with lies about shot down helicopters in Iraq, but had to do with where he dropped his underwear in a cartel compound.
Upon inquiry, this compound is a "playground" where children are brought to, for the pedophile elite to amuse themselves. Inquiry points to Williams ventured on this August evening there for playtime with children, and these 4 boy's minder was absent, and Williams blundered onto them.
What took place according to inquiry was the offering and consumption of whiskey by Williams and these 10 year old orphan boys from Ukraine, in which sexual acts were performed on some of them.
The problem was not the actions, no more than David Letterman being a serialized abuser of females, as that is one of the perks. The problem was that these boys were untouched, as in, were meant for 4 elite members of the cartel managed by the Rockefeller name to become proteges, akin to the ancient Greeks who would purchase children from parents and in exchange for raping them over and over, these children would be given the best of education and position in life. The Greeks frowned upon to scorn those perverts who simply abused children and did not reward them. These children were to be groomed by these 4 power elite, and then after servicing these old men, turned loose upon the world of Ukraine to one day rule Russia as retribution for Vladimir Putin...
And it just gets worse as the decades roll by.
Don Henley - "Dirty Laundry" circa 1982.
"Well I coulda' been an actor, but I wound up here,
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHimia_Fxzs
Unfortunately, Henley has a massive case of cognitive dissonace. He's a full-tilt statist libtard.
It's sort of shocking, but this story is getting no traction, people don't care. Maybe he really is a Jedi warrior - that light saber looked pretty real.
The Taiwan animators are just fucking hilarious.
Still, this is no way to treat the man who taught the Professor how to make radio batteries out of coconuts.
what a faggot
Does anybody remember this.. "I remember landing under sniper fire," maybe just maybe Brian Williams just wants to be Hillary Clinton.
He was just followiing NBC propaganda script like Lynndie England was following torture orders at Abu Ghraib.
In bed journalism, facepalm, like it was ever to produce news instead of propaganda.
The mainstream media in the USA produces only propaganda, resulting in brainwashed "American Sniper" loving sociopaths (they revel in their American Exceptionalism, it's been taught them their whole lives by the corrupt media, of which Williams is a part of.)
If you want some humor with your story, Some funny pictures Of brian in All kinds of events he participated in.
KCCO
Is Brian Williams forgetful or just a really bad liar? (22 Photos)http://thechive.com/2015/02/09/is-brain-williams-forgetful-or-just-a-really-bad-liar-22-photos/
Wait a minute...das kinda rayciss when the black guys reach for the Mardi Gras beads...LOL.
OT kinda about telling truth to the people.
Gallup CEO Fears He Might “Suddenly Disappear” for Questioning U.S. Jobs Data
The CNBC interview came one day after Clifton had penned a gutsy opinion piece on Gallup’s web site, defiantly calling the government’s 5.6 percent unemployment figure “The Big Lie” in the article’s headline. His appearance on CNBC was apparently to walk back the “lie” part of the title and reframe the jobs data as just hopelessly deceptive.
Clifton stated the following on CNBC:
“I think that the number that comes out of BLS [Bureau of Labor Statistics] and the Department of Labor is very, very accurate. I need to make that very, very clear so that I don’t suddenly disappear. I need to make it home tonight.”
http://wallstreetonparade.com/2015/02/gallup-ceo-fears-he-might-suddenly-disappear-for-questioning-u-s-jobs-data/
Open question, since NBC is the top news dog, does that mean the other two (CBS and ABC) turn into rabid pitbulls and actually do some investigative journalism to bring Williams down?
Remember Tiger Woods. He was a lying abusive sack of shit before it was ever made public that he was a serial cheater. The media would not touch it because they would lose access. Once it was out there, it became a race as to who could uncover the dirt the fastest.
Now that the sheen is off Williams, does he get taken out by his peers?
Lying is hard to turn off when you are a professional liar.
The banksters need to repay us.
The real story involving this scumbag, is why now after 12+ years? He must have pissed off someone in Zion.
The guy had to have had a news crew with him at the time. Would love to hear what they thought when BW started his bragging.
Up until recently, I watched MSM news in order to see what the meme's of the day were. However, I'm now at the point (well past it actually). It's gotten that I'm actually INCAPABLE to pretend to care what the bullshit du jour is. That goes for news here in Kanada as well.
Instead, I spend quality time doing the rounds of ZH, SGT, etc...
Suggest y'all do the same. Just saying...
Brian Williams = Tip of the ideberg.
msm charmer/image serving/served psyop
purpose to capture the minds of the population,
via image attachment as basis for connection to
wider "culture", where, as you say, this example
is just the tip of the eddy bernaysian spear/berg. the language
and images offered, your favorite celebrities and
artists, used to enable objectives and programs
having nothing to do with your interests, standards
morality or humanity. this is how they play power
and control, command and control; seduce and reduce.
.
if this sort of behavior disqualifies brian williams
and truth be told, all the other assholes on t.v.
are likewise disqualified as they are all jackass
lying quisling pre-humans with large paychecks.
selling sexy image attachment leverage to intelligence
architects and professional mind manipulators ....
.
where is the hard core porno news? hbo?
.
tip of the iceberg indeed.
.
but what i really enjoyed were the euphemisms
generously employed for hard core, straight up
"lying your balls off for the "money"" in the discussions
following the brian williams revelations.
like ...
memory malfunction, missappreciation,
stress induced cognitive reorientation, altered sequential
coherency, stress induced image formation and re-assemblage,
etc.. go on make up your own horseshit to replace the fact that
a so called corporate journalist is something other that a
a fraud, a lying to the balls traitor to his own so called calling.
.
but that is life in the big city, no? the state of main stream
journalism in a fascist culture of command and control.
.
dan rather paved the way back in 1964 with the
"head moved forward" reportage on his unique access
to viewing the zappruder film, the owner/purchaser of
the film, time warner?, granting no other public access.
not that tany one might ever see the genuine original
film if it was ever developed in the first place.
get it? got it.
.
come on, i guess the term prestitutes sums
it up succinctly enough? but it doesn't satisfy.
"quisling, fraudulent image perverts", that is better and
doesn't denigrate the hard working prostitutes.
.
the thing is "honesty and truth", have these words
been vanquished entirely, systemically? has the
money system and all that stems off it demanded such
a thing?
that is the point, the tip of the spear/berg.
Remember Hillary Clinton about lying coming under sniperfire when she landed in Tuzla, Bosnia? Or about the killing of the ambassador in Libya? She is going to run for president, people. In politics, law and journalism (helly Amanpour) lying is an asset.
We have to get Japan in on the game. Williams broadcasting in the streets with Godzilla.
Oops! Already done in a movie. All we need is a good video editor to change the face. Enter stage left Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno.
Misremembering does not need to become accepted currency. We've already got enough bullshit currency, right? Fucking Liar deserves his new fame... as a Fucking Liar! Hahahahaha!!!
Maybe we can get a half-hour animation every night from these guys, while BW is in seclusion, NBC can outsource their whole news operation to Hong Kong.
Work no American wants to do, apparently, or nobody qualified is available.
Might as well broadcast it in Chinese as well, with Spanish subtitles.
If we stay on this any longer - we'll need to put him in the white Chevy Blazer on an LA f'way - let's bury him and move on
You want it you got it!
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/927487-20.jpg?w=600&h=399
In Sharia law, Brian Williams should be given a 'Trial by Fire'. What we need to do is give ISIS 50 RPGs, then send Williams up in a helicopter. If he makes it out safely, he is to be trusted, otherwise he is a liar.
How come some other country has to do the right thing and humiliate this OnePartyMedia whore?
HAHAHA, dumb fuck news clown sell out.
We don't need monetary austerity we need information austerity.
Quoting from the Govt-to-English dictionary:
Falsehood: Lie
Discordant detail: Lie
Exaggeration: Lie
Embellishment: Lie
Misstatement: Lie
Alternate narrative: Lie
Mis-remember: Lie
Homogenization: Lie
Subconscious mythologization: Lie
Highly aspirational view: Lie