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Caption Contest: "Isolated" Russia Edition
With France pivoting and Merkel turning her back on Obama's arms-for-Ukraine proposals, perhaps Vladimir Putin can be forgiven for an impromptu exhibition of "jazz hands" at yesterday's Minsk Summit preparations...
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Hands up don't shoot.
"I don't care what you do in Europe, I am not having sex with either of you."
pods
5 years ago Al Gore said the polar ice cap would be this big today....what a spaz.
Left to right:
Mutti, Putti, and Frutti ;-)
Looney
Look! I washed for supper!
Russia/China's goal of integrating North Korea into Eurasia Economic Coop continues;
1.)Russia opens Commerce with North Korea trading in Rubles.
2.)Russia and North Korea to stage joint Military exercises.
3.)Kim Jung Il to visit Moscow on first offical visit outside North Korera.
The big prize is to get North Korea to give up it's nukes in exchange for protection provided by Russia/China. Thereby forcing the USA to remove its land Army from Asia.
We will do a three with you Mr. Putin. Please don't hurt us, we wear glasses...and shit on ourselves in your presence.
Merkel and Hollande have just told Putin they intend to take up residence in Russia and govern in exile due to the threat of plane crashes, heart failure and suicide.
"No. No more autographs right now."
Where's horsey face John Kerry, chewing hay in the barn?
"My Hard-On isn't for Merkel"
Merkel: How much gas can we get and how many cars can we count on you buying?
Putin: We will ship as much gas as you want and buy as many of your cars as we can.
Hollande: Look, Squirrel....
Merkel actually said France and Germany invaded Russia; the British and Americans and Canadians who invaded Russia in 1919 are not here
Providing some background info: Merkel Clearly Not Amused by Putin's Joke - If Eyes could Kill http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=256898.msg1491901#msg1491901
Well... IM A BREAST-MAN Myself...
WB - that was quick!
Puppet Oblamo - probably saying something like ... hey, pull my finger...
NoVa
...and then some guy from Zerohedge crapped a chicken THIS BIG.....here's the freaky part.....it was ALIVE!!!
Excellent!
After visiting "Vlad Wonka's" house little Gustav needs to go on a strict diet with a daily regimen from the oompa loompas of American supplied white phosphorous enema(s) and depleted uranium suppositories!
porky......the flying fatman, the baron?
Hmm, I see the resemblance... :>D
"Wait what? They determined that I have aspergers?! Fucking amateurs, where do they come up with this shit."
And the bartender says, "Hey John, why the long face?"
LOLOLOLOL
Menage a Troika.
Mutti style.
a tpe of liar's poker.
putin raises saying his member is even bigger than merkel's.
merkel indicates she's apparently well hung too, stays in but loses.
holland folds with just a little weepee.
Holland.... "I have no idea what these two are talking about, I am here for the photo op"
Brick from Anchorman - I love... lightbulb. I love ... ashtray.
"whoa....who said anything about Nailgun??"
Hollande thinking…..
“Something very familiar with this moment, the Germans and Russians meeting in private, discussing their future”
August 23, 1939 all over again
Hollande: "If this was Obama, there'd be a teleprompter".
I tell you, Putin has a pair. Most leaders would crumble under the pressure. I'm respecting him more and more each day.
I tell you, Putin has a pair. Most leaders would crumble under the pressure. I'm respecting him more and more each day.
Yup. And all of you trolls who will visit this comment with negative comments about Putin-love, I know you are not that stupid. "Respect" is something that is earned, even by an adversary. The man is intelligent, capable, and knows how the game of "internationale" is played. Whatever else he no doubt is, the above is self-evident.
As is the arrogance and self-deification of the "leaders" of the West. Obama, Boehner, et alia, I am talking about you.
And all of you trolls who will visit this comment with negative comments about Putin-love, I know you are not that stupid. "Respect" is something that is earned, even by an adversary.
And what were you expecting from the Khazar Jew fucks that will continue to wreck havoc to get what they need with threats only to back off and put an arm on his shoulder to make a deal once they know they can't go any further?!!!
Only this time it ain't gonna work!. Eastern Europeans hate the Zionist scum and just like what the Soviets did to them in the 70's and 80's by throwing them out of the Country... Round II the "Jewo trash" exodus to destinations unknown is very close behind!
Israel overplayed their hand and went way too far on Ukraine making it personal. And they know it!
P U T I N ! !
(he da man)
Unlike Saddam or Colonel Q, Putin has nukes. Nukes mean strength as long as you can keep the domestic front together.
Putin: No, I do not want to know what you two did in the elevator.
Look ma, no hands!
Is that an NSA-approved language translator, Frau Merkel?
Can somebody page Mr. Snowden?
I'd walk a million miles, for one of your smiles, my Mammy!
"Hey, Frenchie! Over here, I'm over here."
zero hedge rules
Putin: "Angela I wouldn't touch your cooch with a 10ft pole!"
Merkel: "How about 9?"
Hollande: "If I make a little girly fart will they notice?" sqeeeek
Putin: "Angela I wouldn't touch your cooch with HIS pole!""
Sorry, for OT. George Washington may be interested in this.
Another social media site succumbs to the hegemon's agents
Guy exposed a cabal of users taking over reddit yesterday, spawned a watchdog subreddit of 2500 subscribers overnight, was then banned by reddit's admins, all the subreddit's mods then banned, admins won't say why, and now they're handing the subreddit to the corrupt cabal of users who were exposed.
People are now flocking over to Voat in the hope they can have a forum that's not been taken over by control freaks.
I know we hate social media here. But there any many people, especially youngsters, who are very keen to have honest, open discussions about the issues that plague all of us. And they are running out of places to do that freely.
Try a fuckin' telephone. I know, write a friggin' letter. Fuck the wireless little bastards.
So... you're saying you sent this post to Tyler via snail mail? Or did you use secure fax?
I'm old and don't give a fuck. Pretty certain cancer will invite me out for a walk, I just resent the type that comes from all these little cocksuckers who can't be out of touch for 1 microsecond. If I develop EMF related illness from this old PC, thats on me. I am in search of truth and wisdom, not what little freddy thought about the fuckin' grammys. No, I don't own a cell phone.
"Psyops, in my subreddit?"
It's more likely than you think.
The NSA and OFA approve of this message.
FYI... The popular "Radio FM" smartphone app no longer broadcasts Russian News in any foreign language on any streaming Russian radio channel.
You get some error message. Pro'ly blocked by NSA, lest Americans get an alternative perspective.
Reads like a virtual soap opera - perhaps they should consider stepping away from their keyboards and talking to each other! ROFL. That said, there are many ways that groups can have relatively robust, secure, unmoderated or unmoderated communications - reviewing the EFF Free Speech - Only as Strong as the Weakest Link would be a good start.
https://www.eff.org/free-speech-weak-link#home
I clicked on the link. That was a mistake. Instead of getting Rosetta Stone to learn the lingo I will wait for the cliff notes.
To me it looked like a supposed free speech board was taken over by a subgroup that didn't like free speech and when that was noted, the guy was banned.
First mistake is to assume anything on the internet is free and open.
I do like Reddit though. IIRC, they moved around those delicious photos of everyone's favorite Hunger Games fille.
pods
Can we all just chill out.
Putin- 'clown to the left of me, joker to the right'
That is funny!
"I farted, and I ate borscht. Deal with it."
Not neccessarily in the same order.
Putin: ... here's how you'd do it, Angela ... now, sing with me ... when you're happy and you know it ...
Hollande: ... stop it, Vlad, ... I'm not gonna listen ... you keep going and I won't give you the Mistral ...
Angela: "Vlad, the Yanquis may liquidate us for coming here."
Hollande: "Oui. We are afraid."
Vlad: "How do I know you will not rat us out to the Zioimperialistas?"
Angela: "They are out of control. You have seen the reports from our secret services. The Bath House is a depraved homosexual dope fiend. He is capable of anything Valerie Jarrett tells him to do."
Vlad: "I will consider secret FSB protection for you."
Hollande: "I am afraid, Vlad!"
Vlad: "Butch up, Francois. If it comes to world war, I will liquidate the Bath House. I already have agents in his security detail. But, first we must wait and see if the Americans Butch Up and overthrow the illegal alien in their White House. Look at this dossier."
Hollande, Merkel: "Horrible. Disgusting."
Hollande: "there are no women. Not even young girls."
Vlad: "He is possessed of a Demon. Be careful. I went to an Orthodox monastary a while back. I, too, am scared."
pretty damn good
no i dont want blow jobs from either of you. greece and cyprus have more passion.
Guess who was not invited to the real peace talks? Hint: He had the gall to accept a nobel peace prize that he never earned.
he wasn't invited because the kremlin has a strict 'no telepromter' policy.
"No no no, no threesome, no fucking way!"
Is frau merkel wearing a wire?
Her bra has wires for extra support.
The language translator is from Siemens, but is NSA approved.
I told you Obama was a dick.
No, Bath House sucks the dick, unless it's up his ass. Then he sucks it afterwards.
Can anyone explain why Russia does NOT support Kosovo people's republic? They also wanted freedom from Serbia, they also had referendum etc... Just yesterday on Rossiya 1 TV channel along with the usual propoganda about Nazis in Ukraine, they mentioned that Kosovo independence was illegal LOL!
Lugansk, Donetsk People's Republic is legit and ok, however Kosovo People's Republic is illegal mkey.
Why Russia should support nato air bombs and destroying of Yugoslavia?
Why Russia should support Kosovo take over by USA and Nato troops?
There wasn't any referendum. Unknown "parliament' of Kosovo said about independence and USA troops was killing civilians at the same time. Black market surgeries from Red cross( USA founded organisation) was deleting organs and selling them to USA hospitals. Nato are using Kosovo as the biggest heroin base.
Why the fuck Russia should support this?
There was no referendum in Kosovo. NATO doesn't need a stinking referendum.
Check your facts Tracefan,kowalli:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovan_independence_referendum,_1991
Maybe Kosovans did not want to be part of the Serbian nazi country that butchered thousands of innocents Muslims for being Muslims and while Yugoslavia was still united Milosevic, Serb himself, targeted Kosovans any chance he had.
Dont see how is this any different from Crimea, Donetsk etc. ZeroHedge conspiracy nutters got double standards here just because Putler said so?
You just shot yourself in the foot, as the article says:
"The only United Nations member who recognised the Republic of Kosova was Albania, with a resolution recognising the country passed in the Parliament of Albania on 21 October."
So, basically, no one recognised that "referendum".
Who exactly recognized Crimean referendum besides Russia and Putler's butt buddies?
Look how many countries recognized independent Kosovo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_recognition_of_Kosovo
Crimea does not need any referendum.
N. SOLOMON Chroscov made a gift to Ukraine.
As a well known fact, gifts can be revoked at any time.
Thime came 2014.
1. Putin and Russia do not give a shit about international recognition of Crimean referendum. If you think otherwise, try to do something about it, and see for yourself what happens next.
2. Crimean referendum was about Crimea joining Russian Federation, not becoming independent country. Crimea was a part of Russian empire, moreover, it was a part of Russia until 1954, when, within borders of then USSR, it changed status and was transferred to Ukraine. Kosovo was never an independent territory. It gained autonomous province status under 1974 Yugoslav constitution.
There was NO referendum in Kosovo in 1991 (or any other date). Your sources are BS. Some Albanian site invented the history and stuck it into Wiki.
However, this is mostly irrelevant. Had there really been a referendum, it would have been successful (but not with the cited percentages).
Now to answer your original question:
The West invented the rules of doing as they please in international relationships. The Russians are simply playing by that book...and the question that you really should be asking is: Why are all these counties that recognised Kosovo, not recognizing Crimea, Donbass, Abkhazia, South Ossetia...
So here's the deal: Let US and its puppets recognize the right of self-determinaton EVERYWHERE and Russia might follow the suit.
Serbs living n Kosovo have not been allowed to vote.
would like to meet you in a dark nigh on the street somewhere.
Maybe you forgot the history of aggression...
Battle of Tours Karl Martel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tours
Battle of Kosovo Field of Blackbirds
http://serbianna.com/analysis/archives/110
As for Serbs being the aggressors, you are either total ignorant of facts or liar.
Stupid trolls and sheep. You are deserve what you will get
And to add insult to injury, Albanian population is massively applying for Serbian passports and fleeing Kosovo, in order to get to the border with Hungary, so they can somehow enter EU (legally or illegally). Albanian diaspora is very large and most Kosovars have some relatives somewhere in the EU/Schweiz. Increased cancer rates and poverty do not help either.
Kosovo is historically European Serbian lands
and Donbass is historically Russian lands
Is that Vic Nuland sitting over there? The one with a foot in her mouth?
http://olduvai.ca
"Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball!!!
I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me
Don't stop me!
Don't stop me!
Don't stop me!
Hey hey hey!
Hollande: "I wonder what's for lunch today?"
Sausage. With Kraut.
OK. The photographer is here, lets stop holding hands...it would look bad. Afterward lets see again.
And Mutti, stop fawning over me !
+100 he he heeeee
Hollande thinking . . . . "I hope sitting here looking like this will not make me look like a bigger fucking idiot than I already do."
Putin . . . "Frog-legs for lunch? Fuck that, I just polish off some hot-looking uke bitches."
Putin: "Peace in our time, High Five guys!"
Where is that damn waitress...
Merkel doesn't want a European war; Hollande doesn't want a European war; Putin doesn't want a European war. But if the United States does, I'm really not sure by what mechanism they can be stopped. It's kind of like airport security - the kind of person who's willing to blow themselves up to take out a few of you guys will always find a way.
Imagine how many German and French companies that used to do businnes with Russia.
I think it was about 5000 German companies doing business over there.
That has ended because Merkel has to lick Obamas ass.
i wonder if Germany has any good nailgun manufacturers?
I like Obama's approach here. Why do WE have to get involved in EVERYTHING?
you started it
I know! I know! There's a sneaky jew in the room! Am I telling him the truth or lying.....hehehe Only my hair dresser knows for sure.
Obama, meet my new bitches.......
Hollande, "Wait, the US media is saying Vlad is autistic?"
Merkel, "Yes, that's what they are reporting."
Putin, "What they don't know is all global leaders are autistic, power hungry, psychopaths hell bent on making money for their campaign contributors!"
You don't seem to know what autism is.
ménage à trois - Kremllin Style
Putin: OK, OK, I'll tell one joke. Holly, keep an eye out for Lurch....OK Mutti, what did Teresa say to John on their wedding night?
annoyed headmaster, supplicant student and scared rabbitt. make your pick.
Yia Yia Hands, Mr. Panos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3hI1szGcQ
Look - I haven't layed a hand on either one of them...
Don't blame me; I didn't vote for that Kenyan prick.
Vlad
doing the Hand Jive
"Hey Ukraine, Crimea river!"
NOBODY FUCKS WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN!!!!
"No clue you two were gonna wear black, I mean the EU isn't dead...yet (chuckle)"
Hey Holly, did you bring my battleship?
"For the appetizer, I ordered a plate of assbugers to nibble on, followed up with a big FuckYou salad for the both of you"
Putin: Can we be real? This war on Russia is led by Jews, just as Jews looted the country under Yeltsin, and Jews led the murderous, anti-Christian Bolshevik putsch.
This time, things will turn out differently for them.
^cuz he's a crazy racist conspiracy theorist, right?? ;0)
Channeling Ronald Reagan...
President Putin. Show us your "White Book"!!!
At the rate things are going maybe Muti will volunteer to make that statement? it would appear by the read and 50,000 souls later German intelligence appears very divided at the direction she's taking her Country on this!
"WHOA WHOA WHOA! One at a time guys, I only have one dick to suck."
I come here for the comments :) so many russian paid bloggers..zzzzzz
Meanwhile you show off with this fine display of ignorance.
Sure takes a lot of something to brag about not being able to understand others.
.... And the two Euro notes you gave me Frank & Angie ....
Pooooof!!!
There gone !!!
Cue gasps from the audience ... followed by applause ... followed by the clown act
Little Barry and his balloon animals
Putin: Sit back relax and smell the gunpowder.
Hollande: Dum dee dum.
Merkel: Look, I used to be a member of the Stasi!
many good comments but this was the funniest
Sorry, My Hands Are Tied!!
He is singing:
Stop in the name of Zion
Before you break Ukraine
Baby baby, I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door
I watch you walk down the street
Knowing your other love you'll meet...
Stop in the name of Zion
Before you break Ukraine...
The banksters need to repay us.
I might as well leave if you two going to talk in German all night.
No More Bribes People.. Come on Give me a Break.
Below is another version of the photo:
Come on, Ang, let's try one more time to show this French poodle how it's done: Paddy Cake, Paddy Cake...
You have my word. The Sudetenland is my last demand for territory in Europe.
Merkel: "The intelligence agencies tell me that Obama's little tiny schwanz is only this big".
Putin: 'Mine is THIS big. Limp."
Hollande: "Oh, look! Two dogs humping!"
a ukranian just died, and another, another. Good work elites !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahRQ2Vrb-vQ
Putin says: "Now, do we all agree, or do I start up the snowplough at the Airport?"
"ok we DID Putinize some folks"
Hollande: "Waiter, the lady will have a Schnapps, my friend will have a Vodka, and I'll have a brandy. Leave the bottle."