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This Man Will Never Be Invited Back On CNBC

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And now for something completely unexpected: 2 minutes of pure truth (courtesy of Mizuho's Steve Ricchiuto) on CNBC...

 

148 seconds of awkward uncomfortable truthiness...

 

While Steve had a number of hard to hear quotes for the CNBC anchors - such as:

"There is no acceleration in underlying economic activity," and

 

"There's this wrong concept that I keep on hearing about in the financial press about the acceleration in economic growth... It's not happening!"

 

A stunned Simon Hobbs rebuffs, "That's a long list of non-ideal situations we find ourselves in," to which Ricchiuto snaps back "and we can keep on going!"

 

"After a string of dismal data on durable goods, retail spending, and inventories, we get a good jobs number and everyone saying the economy's good - it's not good!"

It was Sara Eisen that had the quote of the brief clip... (which has unbelievably been edited out since we posted it seems at around the 1:40 mark) when faced Steve's barrage of facts about the real economy, replied:

"but the key is that's not what The Fed is telling us."

Summing up the unbelievable 'faith'  (misplaced beyond all reputational loss) that so many have in the central planners of the world.

 

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Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:23 | 5769013 kowalli
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nailgun around the corner

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:25 | 5769019 johngaltfla
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This man should avoid Home Depot like the plauge.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:29 | 5769036 Truther
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This guy should avoid going Home at all. I "liked" him.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:32 | 5769051 SickDollar
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I see him dying from a cheese burger shake shake heart attack

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:50 | 5769122 barliman
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Uhmmmmmmmmmm ...........

...the people "committing suicide" have all been "insiders" for the banks (and in some cases their inconveniently present spouses)

 

The suicides kicked off right around the time the Katsuyama et al had their "backers' briefing meeting" and some 0.0001% guys found out they were being played for fools.

Or haven't any of you noticed that fact?

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:54 | 5769137 walküre
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Which big guys were played by the other big guys? Once the elite starts devouring itself (which you implied correctly), the collapse is not far off. The parasites have run out of bodies to suck from.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:00 | 5769156 NoDebt
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Mizuho is a bank holding company out of Japan.  When they talk about "no growth" you can probably believe they know what they're talking about.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:05 | 5769175 Liberal
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As a staunch liberal, I'd like to strongly bang Sara Eisen but that's probably racist.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:10 | 5769193 SickDollar
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CNBC BOSS : WHERE THE FUCK IS GRATMAN  ????< put  his daughter on the phone right now

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:17 | 5769225 rocker
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This is Why Zero should be a daily read. One of their best. Zero said interest rates at 0 for a longgggggg timeeeeee.

Yahoo, in the end. This will cause inflation. Even if it takes 5 years or so. Unless we have WAR somewhere. Hmmm.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:36 | 5769290 knukles
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Fuck Simon Whatshisname

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:57 | 5769365 newworldorder
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I have always liked you knuckles, but not with with mine. YOU are going to have to use your own.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:18 | 5769391 johngaltfla
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I don't think this guy will be invited back to CNBC any time soon either:

02.10 19:55 ET BREAKING NEWS: Brian Williams of NBC News Suspended 6 Months without Pay
Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:22 | 5769480 Yes_Questions
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and that's the way it is...

 

at least they have upper-lip-less Lester Holt around to pass along the non-stories of the day during Brian's unpaid sabbatical

 

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:43 | 5769563 Son of Loki
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"It's not great." he says?

 

Doesn't he listen to MSM and POTUS ?

 

What?! It never been better ! It's awesome ! Robust ! Green shoots !

 

Buy more stawks!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:11 | 5769670 realmoney2015
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Nobody 'listens' to MSM. They have either turned it off or they zonk out. If people listen to MSM they would realize that it is all propoganda! We all know that the Fed can't raise interest rates. Look at the housing market! It's terrible. What would it look like if interest rates were to rise? The economy has not and will not improve until it crashes completely and resets (hopefully with real free markets). 

Until then, stop going in debt. Only buy what you can afford. Use cash as much as possible. Better yet, use silver where its possible. Friend helps you move, give him a silver eagle. Need a lift to the airport give them a few silver dimes. If your friends won't accept these as payments maybe these candles with silver coin prizes would be better appreciated: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScentSavers?ref=hdr_shop_menu

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:28 | 5769730 FEDbuster
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No hot tubbing for this guy any time soon. 

You can almost see the thoughts bouncing around the bimbos brain, "is this good or bad for the market? will the boss yell at me again for trying to ask a question? when will Simon shut up and go back to England? Remember just look hot and fuckable to the rich Wall St. guys, this gross, fat guy is soooo negative, when will I get to do my LuLuLemon profile? will someone from NBC please call today...."

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:23 | 5770068 kareninca
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Stop pimping your fucking candles here.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 04:54 | 5770364 Cadavre
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Stop pimping your fucking candles here

... but they're so ... so .. so "tubular"

Okay, so a reliable conformation of what most everybody here and else where have already accepted. A crisis is being engineered to make it look like the FED has to, again, ease the loss those poor poor overwhelmed wall street gangsters again. The indexes have been pretty much flat bouncing about inside a narrow band. So what do we do with that knowledge? Rick Santelli graphically illustrates the effects sideways equity indexes have on FED policy.

In recent days CNBC has been touting the social sites as movers. Can we eat social sites. And then we have this whole other universe of drifting scam clouts, the online a click ad sales chain and the back link to 404 dead site and page rankings with the promise that the higher one gets on the search index the close to god one becomes. Selling how to-s to those entering the daisy chain click tug cirle jerk. Ads who sell "ads". I'll buy that for a dollar.

Stronger dollar means more Filipinos can be hired to work the call centers for US corporations.  Cheaper to build and fabricate somewhere far away. We be in the trenches hungary for sweet pampered fat cat meat ripe on de bone.

But I thought the winner in a currency way was the sovereign that had the bullocks to shed more value than any other player in the sovereign markets. The repeal of G/S made sovereigns a commodity and hedge funds an investment (they used to, more or less, financial insurance). Something is up - something spectacular that promises to take our minds off this stuff. Time to gopher for ads looking to hire crisis actors. We need a manifesto, something to convince the dandies to accept the benefits of an alternate path that offers the least pain.

I going to go water the facebook lettuce in my garden. A little olive oil, salt and pepper and it should be lip smacking good for a non sustaining produce. 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:13 | 5769672 macholatte
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In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

George Orwell 1903-1950


Wed, 02/11/2015 - 03:10 | 5770280 JLee2027
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I watched the clip 3 times. I really like this guy.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 06:52 | 5770421 new game
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reality is a bitch(sometimes)...

this summer it turns crappy.

then what? negative rates, ha...

nowhere else to go.

flight to ten year.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:11 | 5769662 A Nanny Moose
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Brian shoulda been a cop. That 6 months would be paid, or he could have bailed on disability....tax free.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:38 | 5769782 cnmcdee
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I'm amazed I didn't hear the thunk thunk of a nail gun seconds after he goes off screen..

He owned those talking mouth pieces so badly with clear concise truth they were speechless..

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:10 | 5769666 p00k1e
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Slide Chelsea Clinton in for a few months. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:05 | 5770004 Fukushima Fricassee
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 I'm not "sliding" anything in "Chelsea Clinton" , you do it.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:41 | 5770095 MontgomeryScott
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That's fucking sick (the thought of sliding anything into Chelsea Clinton). Even if she was standing in front of me, 'twerking' (like her Illuminati-trained sisters), I would probably have to 1): projectily vomit; and 2) go to the store and buy a case of Lysol to try to kill whatever parasites were still alive in the room she co-inhabited with me (from 10 feet away).

Brian Williams, however, probably wouldn't have any issues. Soetoro might (because he prefers 'OTW' sex), though. Myself: I prefer to breed within my own species. I mean, Tuna Casserole is fine when it's fresh, but after a month in the summer heat, without refrigeration, and knowing that the dogs have already been there,...

(I'm Bill Clinton. I disapprove of this message. HOW DARE YOU?)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 01:59 | 5770204 InjectTheVenom
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i'd spank it with a cheese grater before i even entertained the thought of slipping it to CC

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:54 | 5769995 palmereldritch
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Free Brian Williams!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:28 | 5770077 MontgomeryScott
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'His head could be seen moving violently forward...and to the right...'

(Dan Rather)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiSoxFHyjGY

FUCK Brian Williams! He ain't SHIT compared to THIS asshole!

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:57 | 5770122 palmereldritch
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They are truly a soulless lot.

Makes you wonder what they have that makes the Devil so interested...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 01:58 | 5770202 Shumbies
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"Free Brian Williams!"

 

With every $10 purchase...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 06:56 | 5770424 new game
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the matrix consumed his mind-breakdown.

go home brian and navel glaze. defect out of the matrix

and write a book. tell us that zion masters programed the program

and was just another talking head, telling a story, a fairy tale

of hope and change...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 02:11 | 5770223 dolbiere
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along with michael pento

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 09:31 | 5770646 venturen
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elles sont toutes Brian Willams

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:19 | 5769693 A Nanny Moose
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That's why she is there.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:49 | 5769815 RaceToTheBottom
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What about Simon Hobbs?  Before his sex change.....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 05:00 | 5770361 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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The notion that "Aryan" females are inherently superior to non-white women is a key component of right-wing extremist ideology, and is actively promoted by White Supremacy / neo-Nazi groups. You seem to be a bit confused.

As a Norwegian man with blond hair and blue eyes, who lives amongst Nordic blond women yet has opted for the intensity and mystique of dark beauty in a woman when deciding on a life partner, I enjoy seeing far-right types suffer through a complete system shock when confronted with my family.

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 08:35 | 5770522 overmedicatedun...
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Eirik, so shallow he needs attention (that he alone perceives btw)..of his mixed race family being a shock to others of less nobility (his fine human nobility)..what a fucked up person you are.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 09:16 | 5770588 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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You're confusing cause and effect. I married my wife because I loved her, not because she is black.

Also, a person who feels agitated when he sees racists being made fun of is not in a position to call other people "fucked up".

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 09:20 | 5770602 overmedicatedun...
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Eirik, I am glad you love someone other than yourself, but you sterotype your self..you think those who do not agree with what ever brand of marxist liberation theology you hold -are incapable of seeing people, not color and judge them on what they do, actions and support of big state fascism as an example ..you hate what you can not understand, eyes wide shut..us small .gov types could care less about who you marry, we care about freedom for all of us.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 10:24 | 5770818 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Apparently, this "freedom" does not include basic civility towards those who are not keeping the "race pure". No mention was made of government in my opening post - you were set off by the remark not all white males prefer white females.

On stereotypes: I remember us walking passed a band of three skinheads (a rare sight here, actually) some years ago. The friction in their eyes between wanting to remark something and instinctively not daring after I met the leader's gaze is a good memory. This board is rife with stereotypical misconceptions about Leftist Nordics as wiry, effeminate males, beholden to the "nanny" state and domesticated by ebil feminists.

My wife calls me Big Daddy Yum Yum. I'll leave it at this.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 09:11 | 5770586 Tegrat
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So you like wookies, to each his own. I dont think that superiority is a component of anything right wing. That concept was created by the national socialist party we call NAZIs. That's a leftist/social pardigm.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 10:11 | 5770886 Zymurguy
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"Where 'er da white wimmen at?"

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 06:53 | 5770422 The.Harmless.Jew
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Exactly NoDebt!!!

 

However, you should also note how long the farce was maintained in Japan... In orders, the powers that be can keep this shit going for a lot longer than we can hold on to our worthy commodities (whether, it is gold, silver, farm land or lead!).  This system must be acclerated to its downfall. 

 

off with the zionists' heads, otherwise, we're all Gazans in one form or another. 

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:47 | 5769274 essence
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walkure ... you really need to get out and peruse the internet more.

The current, (and best explanation in my opinion) of the banker minion hits is that it is the work of disgruntled MIC rejects. Note I don't use the term "rejects" in a derogatory manner, rather these are folks (with knowhow & means) that are fed up and won't put up with this BS any longer. Since the big wigs are too heavily guarded, they're going after the more accessible 3rd & 4th tier.  Makes perfect sense (and for sure don't look for U.S. gov to publicly acknowledge these operations anytime soon, although, no doubt behind the scenes they're scurrying about like cockroaches).

 

Note too, it's JPM taking the lion share of hits,  guess that means goldmam sucks will be the last standing (vampires (i.e. the tribe) are notoriously hard to kill) .  Quelle surprise.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:49 | 5769340 walküre
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"get out and peruse the internet more"... which is it?

The 3rd and 4th tier has no influence on the banking system, so why knock the down? Warning shots across the bow maybe? MIC is starving for a good ole' fashioned war. Why else would they push hard and strong to deliver weapons into Ukraine. The script is old and the world is tired of it. Hopefully Europe will stand firm and not allow this. Better yet, make a deal with the Russians and slowly but surely dissolve this whole NATO nonsense.

JPM has triple the book value of GS. That's cause for some serious anxiety among bald headed shorties. How does it look over at Morgan Stanley?

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:48 | 5769511 essence
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Dude... grab coffee with a friend for personal time, for information ...get on the internet.
That's what I meant by "getting out"

The 3rd and 4th banker tier is evidently, what can be got at. You don't seriously think anybody can approach Jamie or Lloyd?  Don't think MIC is one big happy family, there's still some with old fashioned virtues (or at least, really significant differences in opinion).... or so this theory goes.  Again, it makes enough sense to be feasible and it's the best I've come across. You don't really think the banksters are covering their tracks by wacking their 3rd and 4th tier. Do you?

I realize you're in Europe, but are you so obtuse as not to realize that the government of the U.S. has long since been hijacked? Consider it like a few mafia families fighting over the spoils.

And Europe?  LOL .... its "leaders" are as bought off as the ones in the U.S.

Finally, JPM might have triple the book value of GS, but they aren't the tribe, and (as politically incorrect as it may be to state it ... like I care), if there's one thing one must realize about the U.S, it's that the tribe sticks together (duh.... hence the nickname)  and collectively they have the most money. I n the U.S., that means the most power.

 

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:00 | 5769622 barliman
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Some take away for you chaps to chew on:

The OLD Mafia families moved into banking to become "legitimate" starting in the '70's (e.g. they shifted from owning a percentage of the banks to OWNING the banks)

Some of the folks who have "suicided" have been 2nd and 3rd tier with the more highly placed "suicides" occurring in Europe where having lots of heavily armed "associates" with you at all times is considered declasse. A few of the 3rd tier folks are likely the people who actually got their hands dirty doing things to people too wealthy to be casually fucked with.

The MIC, as conventionally thought of, is NOT where the movers and shakers are located. Those "poorer relations" can't generate ANYTHING like the "revenue flow" MERS created. The "problem solution" people are drawn from the SEALS, Delta and even more elite units that literally do not have names and do not exist on any record anywhere. Talent goes where the money is and THE MONEY is now measured in TRILLIONS. You can buy a lot of security for a billion dollars.

You ARE remembering that Goldman Sachs was one of the initial investors in IEX, correct?

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:27 | 5769726 stormsailor
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if i wanted one of those asshole first tier fucks bad enough,  he would be one shot from up to 1000 yds out.  doubt their security could stop that.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:58 | 5770123 Socratic Dog
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Um, that would be "suicided" from 1,000 yards out.

Go to work, please.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 02:09 | 5770224 Yogieu
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1000 yards nail gun shot... wow... :-)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:13 | 5771905 SilverSavant
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At 500 meters with a good scope and cheap silencer they won't event hear the cause of the end.   If 100 well trained people could act together we could crash the system.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:59 | 5769619 TheGreatRecovery
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But... but... they only want to send DEFENSIVE weapons to Ukraine.  You know: land mines: those little things that blow the legs off women and children working in the fields or taking a short cut home from school or just playing outside.  "DEFENSIVE weapons, to Defend Liberty".

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:38 | 5769299 Bossman1967
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News headline there will be no colapse period end of story. The 1percents will never stop printing or digitizing moar and moar period. Stop waiting for it like I have now for 4 solid yars and we are no closer . Watch tomorrow with greece

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:15 | 5769439 LooseLee
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Ha. That's what the BULLTARDS in Rome said MANY centuries ago.....

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:30 | 5769509 Its_the_economy...
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right, and they said it for centuries

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:20 | 5769692 Escrava Isaura
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Bossman1967

Wrong.

There will be a collapse when there isn’t enough oil; which will lead to all kind of shortages and the realization by the low IQ majority that their self-delusion of fancy cars and bigger TV are over.

 

However, you are right about monetization of “their living in a fantasy” lifestyle by the elites.

 

Because the people in charge of keeping the elite’s lifestyle know there isn’t any more growth, even when most elites are clueless, just like the low IQ’s.

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:36 | 5769949 Bossman1967
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Running out of oil is a different story but the devistation you speak of wont happen because there is already a substitute for oil that doesnt require changing anything over for the gas engine so maybe 20 years been hearing about oil shortage sice the 70 s and yet here we are. I still say no collapse ww3 take care of all this unless hey use the power of the mushroom then who cares rite?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:16 | 5770049 Escrava Isaura
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What most people fail at is: You are using debt (to be paid back later) to generate energy to be consumed today.

 

By Futilitist: There is just no way to financialize energy at this level, meaning that, in physics terms, all debts are due the moment the energy is used. Civilization has never, ever existed under these conditions. It simply can’t. That is why collapse will be sudden and extremely rapid.

http://peakoilbarrel.com/opecs-production-outlook/comment-page-1/#comment-492392

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:41 | 5770098 palmereldritch
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Based on the myriad appearances of the term "fossil fuel" in the link you provided one could be led to believe that your understanding of petroleum science is literally prehistoric.

Here's a time machine to bring you into the 20th century (not sure if you're ready for the 21st) and make you familiar with "the second-most prevalent liquid on earth".  A liquid inextricably tied to monetary currency value that by its very definition (or lack thereof) incestuously subverts a rational understanding of EROEI:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cUg3lDgJ20

@4:20 for fast-track

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Fletcher_Prouty

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 09:10 | 5770584 amadeus39
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Defie financialize

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:29 | 5769739 CapnJackDaniel
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You can only rob the poor but for so long. . . 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 09:25 | 5770616 shovelhead
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Not if you can make more people poor.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:56 | 5769997 willwork4food
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That is what evil does. As opposed to love, which contributes. Evil eats itself, that s why they will fail. They just don't know it yet.

 

My apologies for breaking the chain

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:57 | 5769143 fockewulf190
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Meanwhile in a nearby CNBC control room...

PUNCH UP THAT CLIP, I WANNA SEE WHAT THERE ALL PISSED ABOUT!  OH JESUS CHRIST!  GODDAMMIT SARAH!! THE FUCKING PHONE IS RINGING OFF THE HOOK!!  HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE FED OUT OF YOUR QUESTIONS!!??!  NOW YOUR ON ZEROHEDGE AND THE FED IS FUMING!!  FUCK!!  HEY HOROWITZ, GET ON THAT CONTRAPTION OF YOURS AND CUT HER QUESTION OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!  NO DON´T DELETE THE INTERVIEW...AT LEAST FOR NOW....THOSE BASTARDS AT  ZEROHEDGE WILL BE ALL OVER THAT  IN NO TIME!  AND WHO THE FUCK CALLED THAT ASSHOLE UP FOR AN INTERVIEW!!!  HE´S WORSE THAN PETER FUCKING SCHIFF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:00 | 5769154 SickDollar
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+100 LMAO

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:11 | 5769202 Tucson Tom
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Logged in just to vote you up! Beautiful!!! 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:20 | 5769471 StupidEarthlings
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Wasn't that good.

 

But i guess thats how lib comedy got to where its at.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway..off topic...can anybody friggin spell around here?... I read a post that I almost agree with..but the typos or whatev the 'F' is goin on, either totally misses the point..or shit, I dont even know what. 

 

 

I used to come to ZH for the clever posts.. now I'm just here for articles.. wow.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:32 | 5769520 logicalman
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Accurate use of language is imprtant, I would agree, but I try to be a little more relaxed about it.

Used to know a guy in UK who was illiterate until his wife tought him to read ane write at the age of 25.

Had a million business going. Nice guy too.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:50 | 5769592 Jendrzejczyk
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I can't agree more. Please start a blog of your own and spew your vast wisdom all over us.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:39 | 5769960 nope-1004
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He's a CNBC troll, so no need because their blog already exists with no one interested.

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:02 | 5769631 TheGreatRecovery
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Is not correct spelling "frigging", HA HA  Actually, I agree.  :0)

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:33 | 5769759 Bill of Rights
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Note the sentence structure, Glass houses, stones and all that.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:04 | 5769857 H. Perowne
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Used to come for all of 49 weeks? Relax, champ, you'll live longer. Maybe when you've been here long enough you'll learn that the comments can be funnier than any article of the day. Now go sit down in the corner.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:15 | 5770045 MontgomeryScott
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Wait, WHAT?

He 'used to come' for 49 weeks? How many times a day?

Let me guess...

The wife he married (named TPTWB), finally let him marry her at week 49, and then CUT HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF! Probably wearing a male chastity belt right now... awaiting his new husband, Brian Williams... I mean, 'Gorgeous' George Soros... and the whole crew at PMSNBC...

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:25 | 5769920 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Anyway..off topic...can anybody friggin spell around here?... I read a post that I almost agree with..but the typos or whatev the 'F' is goin on, either totally misses the point..or shit, I dont even know what.

Fucken A, dude ...no what I mean? ... lolwut ... I red a psot can almst argree ... with..butt hole 'E' shit man ... whtev missess somehow the point..wtflol I shit dont no what?...

I used to come to ZH for the clever posts.. now I'm just here for articles.. wow.

yep can realate.. mean somhow repeats a reality.. in this ... lolowow

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:55 | 5769996 SubjectivObject
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Maybe cut the guy some slack.

Doctor probably has him on nodamene.

It's the drug of choice for inarticulation envy.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 09:30 | 5770630 shovelhead
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You got any? I need some of that shit.

I got mad at a Great Dane yesterday because his balls were bigger than mine.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:14 | 5770043 hamstercheese
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...wut tipoes?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 06:56 | 5770426 Arnold
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Nice, made me chuckle. Yhanks.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:31 | 5769270 ipsedixit
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*dying here!*  :cD  YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:51 | 5769351 Ness.
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Tonight's CNBC post wrap-up... Less Grossman style.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLcNgawiCJM

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:06 | 5769400 Amish Hacker
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Funny, fockewulf190. See you at camp.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:18 | 5769894 freedogger
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Someone put this to the Hitler reel! 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 02:30 | 5770244 Dolar in a vortex
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May be the greatest pos rep to neg rep post ratio in ZH history.

+208 to -1.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:16 | 5769445 yogibear
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"dying from a cheese burger shake shake heart attack"

Dying of natural causes, choking (Cheesbugers being stuffed down his throat.).

Just like the nailgun guy commiting suicide. 

The professional goons are good at what they do.

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:33 | 5769757 cnmcdee
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PUT THIS MAN IN CHARGE OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE - NOW..!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:49 | 5769116 lim
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Dude just added himself to the 'list'

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:33 | 5769052 Occams_Chainsaw
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I'm waiting for a self decapitation with a chainsaw......

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:41 | 5769090 VATICANT
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Tell us how you really feel chubbyboy

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:50 | 5769123 Ignatius
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You're looking at the new face of the "Two Minute Hate"...get used to it.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:11 | 5769668 Remington IV
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Simon Hobbs and Sara Eisen ..... "believe " the Fed  . . . . LOL

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 05:20 | 5770382 Atomizer
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Don't drive a Mercedes.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:28 | 5769033 seek
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He looks more like a hot tub heart attack candidate than a nailgun kind of guy.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:51 | 5769128 Ignatius
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I also sense a bit of depression.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:20 | 5769236 rocker
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Must be Christie's Brother. I thought it was him at first. 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:44 | 5769320 knukles
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I have the identical tie from almost 20 years ago.  Guy's golden

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:18 | 5769231 johngaltfla
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Anyone who disagrees with the banksters and the regime is one Ace Hardware visit away from a power tool accident.

Just sayin'....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 01:05 | 5770136 MontgomeryScott
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ACE is the place, with the 'helpful hardware man'.

You got a problem wit' dat jingle? HUH?

Ace 'best buys' like their 'dual power staple gun' (as low as $8.44) might just have to be 'technologically upgraded'; so's as to appeal to munks like youse-all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNo9lW6SIOI

CAPISH?

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:30 | 5769042 Truther
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Or "We jumped some folks"

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:31 | 5769046 Sanity Bear
Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:23 | 5769244 cornfritter
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you have to buy what you can afford, if you have money... if your thinking production, consider hitachi or porter cable... 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:59 | 5769370 e_goldstein
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I think the pin nailers would be a lot more fun.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:14 | 5770041 willwork4food
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Ridgid always made me hard, but they might be tough on him.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:44 | 5769096 ZH Snob
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no need for dramatics.  he'll simply be ignored.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:45 | 5769576 Son of Loki
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What's funny is how stunned all those CNBC hosts look.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:50 | 5769120 zorba THE GREEK
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Nothing to see here, keep moving. 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:13 | 5769432 LongMarch
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Meh, why wait?

Get one of those big ass nail guns  and tell them to bring it on.

Or better yet, get this and give them a warm welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjPk_K5q-Zw

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:11 | 5769669 Goldenballs
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This man deserves a medal.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 01:05 | 5770137 Bunga Bunga
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...with a string attached?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:13 | 5770039 xtop23
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Gotta admit.... I rather enjoyed listening to that.

Whodathunkit?

I'd actually enjoy something being televised on CNBC.

#shocked

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 00:51 | 5770114 3Wishes
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He knows whats up

Fuck with him

 

He's a big boy.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 02:29 | 5770243 Wile-E-Coyote
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He's a big guy, extra long nails!

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 07:05 | 5770431 supercelld
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:24 | 5769014 stant
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Sweet

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:25 | 5769017 Silver Bullet
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Saw this while running on the treadmill, was waiting to see if Tyler posted it.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:51 | 5769125 walküre
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The guy should be on the treadmill next to you... Too bad.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:05 | 5769176 SickDollar
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+1k so true yet so fucking funny

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:41 | 5769546 Bro of the Sorr...
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look up doug mcguff and high intensity interval training. running on a treadmill is not good for you. total propaganda. if you dont believe me think of it this way, from an evolutionary standpoint long duration, low intensity "cardio" never would have happened under any circumstances. how many animals do you see going for a jog? our bodies have evolved to have profound beneficial reactions to high intensity short duration all out bursts. jogging/cardio is a huge waste of time and it's counterproductive to health. look at a picture of a world class marathon runner vs. a sprinter. you can do all the exercise you need in a week in about 12 minutes.

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:47 | 5769583 Son of Loki
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Treadmill meet knee replacements.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:06 | 5769646 TheGreatRecovery
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Yes.  You WALK up to your prey.  You RUN away from your predator.  Many herbivores can run fast, but just for a little while, because they can't sweat, and therefore they get too hot and have to stop.  If you walk fast, after a while you can wear them down, catch up to them, and use your spear.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:00 | 5769841 Bro of the Sorr...
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exactly. the two healthiest things you can do are walking and HIIT.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 22:33 | 5769762 stormsailor
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my son is a world class marathon runner,  one of the top .00000001 percent in cardio vo2 on earth.  try again

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:03 | 5769852 Bro of the Sorr...
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first, nice anecdotal reference. love that well grounded scientific argument. second, vo2 is an extremely subjective way to measure health. how about longevity? pro marathon runners frequently dont make it past their 60s. marathon runners have huge amounts of joint problems, arthritis, cardiac problems, and someone almost always dies in the middle of all the big marathons every year. keep drinking the cool aid bro. take it from an ex world class marathon runner who woke up:

 

www.marksdailyapple.com

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 08:15 | 5770484 stormsailor
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really?  whats yor pr?  is it better than 2:14:01?

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:20 | 5769900 freedogger
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He'd do well then to train like the Kenyan's or the Italians. Lots of speed and interval training. 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:53 | 5769993 Silver Bullet
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I don't necessarily disagree with you. Running on a treadmill is brutal, it's like being a hamster on the wheel. I rarely do it. Just didn't have time to run outside today.
I'm not a fan of the high intensity workouts, my brother does that shit, not for me.
I just run, yoga, and general strength training six days a week. I'm not an Olympic athlete, so it's good enough for me. I did recently cut weights out entirely from my workout, and I love it. You can leverage your body weight through yoga and push-ups/pull-ups/sit-ups etc. to maintain general "strength" without weights...and I don't even weight much at all.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:25 | 5769018 Hohum
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5.0% annualized growth in GDP in Q3; 2.6% in Q4.  Isn't 2.6 < 5.0?

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:33 | 5769055 kowalli
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no, 2.6> 5

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:02 | 5769161 NoDebt
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Average growth over the year Q1 thru Q4:  ~2.6

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:09 | 5769191 kowalli
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fake growth

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:55 | 5769359 QQQBall
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and the bullshitters win - the discussion gets highjacked to 2.6%, or 30 bps higher than prior quarter, or are we approaching lift-off levels? Debt saturated economy where greater levels fof debt produce lesser increases in growth... aka, pushing on the proverbial string...

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:16 | 5769450 ThroxxOfVron
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"Average growth over the year Q1 thru Q4:  ~2.6 "

What dollar amount of debt issuance did it take to generate how what dollar amount of GDP?

What ratio of debt pyramiding did it take to get that 2.6% 'growth'?

IF those ratios are higher than 1.0 you've got a problem; and I am willing to bet they are waaaay over 1.0.

Even under the best of circumstances adding a few $1.T in debt to get a few $100B of growth is not gonna work for very long without a monetization blitz/QE or triggering a default cascade: the latter likely leading to the former.

New phantom 'debt' can only be emitted at zirp/nirp for so long and the financial repression impairs and destroys the stock of existing debt as servicing it becomes impossible as yields and incomes collapse.  

How do YOU compete economically against someone that does not pay their bills or is printing up or being given counterfeits to do so?

-You CANNOT.  Ultimately this creates wage deflation and the compounding repression of earnings either as wages or interest or business profits collapses leading to further defaults and impairments.

THIS is where we are NOW.

I personally now someone that has not paid their mortgage/property taxes/home owner's insurance since mid 2008.  He is deeply underwater on a more than a million dollar mortgage.

The bank that holds his mortgage will not foreclose because they will immediately have to book over a million dollars loss.  The bank just keeps paying the taxes so the municipality doesn't force a sale and the insurance so that the house doens't burn to the ground and leave them with nothing to sell but the lot when it finally comes time that they are forced to clean up their books...

He has just gotten to the age where he can take SS and get on medicare and is now getting checks in the mail every first of the month and subsidized medical services to boot!

I cannot possibly undercut the price he sells his service at because I still pay my mortgage and taxes and home owner's insurance so I have a roof over my head.  

The clients we 'compete' for love his cheap prices.  My prices would be cheaper than his if he had to pay to live somewhere, pay for his groceries and utilities, pay for his medical care, etc.  I only get work when he is so busy that he can't take it and he is dragging the price into the cellar.

Prudent people are being forced to compete with deeply -even FULLY- subsidized neighboring competitors; and the employers are only too happy to cram the price down to levels that only deeply or FULLY subsidized labor can possibly accept.

I've gone through so much of my savings and sold so much of my gear that I am considering just selling the house for whatever I can get and emmigrating to another country befroe I am drien into insolvency by this prolonged monetary and fiscal madness. 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 21:52 | 5769599 Son of Loki
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Wait a sec! I'm seeing lots of growth where I live. A new donut place in the half empty strip mall. And how about that car wash place? Yes, another friggin car wash within two blocks!

 

So anyway, there's your growth.

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 23:26 | 5769910 RaceToTheBottom
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The same dynamic ocurred on a larger scale in Consulting in the last 10-15 years.

Consultants were competing with Indians and others who leveraged both the H1B and Outsourcing fads.  US Consulting was decimated, most of those applicable sections of the industry were decimated.

Once the Indians, etal, proved that they were not able to deliver the business domain knowledge, it began to come back to the US or more accurately the Outsourcing was supplimented with US based "handlers" whose job it is to make sure they do their job correctly, but it is still one messed up industry because of that short term profit chase.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:27 | 5769024 TeamDepends
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"The Shadow Of Crisis just chucked a brick through the window, and his angry buddies are charging, shouting racial epithets...."

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:26 | 5769028 huggy_in_london
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That guy was one of the better guys they have ever had on.  He knows his stuff.  Impressive. 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:31 | 5769048 Big Corked Boots
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Which is why he'll never been seen or heard from by CNBS again!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 20:02 | 5769166 JuliaS
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And a fast talker too. His spokes are spinning so fast, the sticks bounce right off. That's the only way to talk to these MSM morons.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:27 | 5769032 dirtyfiles
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US hero

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:29 | 5769039 Silver Bullet
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He'll be joining Swoden, in Moscow, shortly.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:29 | 5769038 Squid Viscous
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Sara Eisen... lol

what happened to the vapid chik that said Gold isn't money? oh, she got bumped to CNN prime time ...

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:30 | 5769043 Automatic Choke
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so what?  they'll just double up on the pundits singing happy days and rationalizing why he's full of shit, until the miniscule attention span of the viewer is exceeded.  move along, nothing to see here.

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:43 | 5769094 Oldwood
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The last thing our struggling economy needs, in the eyes of those charged with holding our confidence, is truth. When things are this fucked up only lies will do.

Its like a scene in a movie where a guy is blown in half and his buddy grabs him and reassures him that everything will be just fine...honest. It is important to remain calm...not for the sake of the victim but for the survivor. We need to believe the lie with our last breath.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:31 | 5769044 pauhana
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You can't handle the truth!!!!!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:34 | 5769059 Coke and Hookers
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He was being far too positive. Take all the increase in debt (QE, consumer debt increase, official and hidden bank bailouts etc etc) since 2008 and subtract it from the official GDP numbers. I'm pretty sure it would be easy to show GDP - particularly per head - shrinking year by year. If I weren't a lazy bastard I'd try to collect the data myself and do some calculations. I'm willing to bet my left testicle that the real US economy is shrinking and the debt increase is being engineered to keep it appearing to grow. The falsified inflation numbers are a critical component of that illusion too.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 19:43 | 5769093 Things that go bump
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We know that's not your favorite testicle.

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