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Stocks Slide As Europe Talks Back Its Greek 'Bailout Extension' Trial Balloon

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Having achieved only modest gains in risk assets from the 'rumored' six-month-extension trial balloon for Greece, it appears European leaders are standing in line to refute the fact that they "folded" and talk back the non-bailout bailout. First, Italy's FinMin Padoan denying he has seen any plan; then the European Commission stating unequivocally that "there is no formal proposal," and finally none other than Jeroen Dijsselbloem bleets that "discussions with Greece have yet to start." But apart from that, everything is fixed...

Italy's FinMinPadoan denies...

  • *ITALY'S PADOAN SAYS HASN'T SEEN ANY PLAN YET FOR GREECE
  • *PADOAN: DISCUSSED LONG-TERM STRATEGY ON GREECE WITH VAROUFAKIS
  • *ITALY'S PADOAN SAYS WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR TOMORROW ON GREECE
  • *ITALY'S PADOAN SAYS GREECE IS ON RIGHT PATH

Then the European Commission pops the trial balloon...

  • EUROPEAN COMMISSION SAYS THERE IS NO FORMAL PROPOSAL FOR GREECE BUT TALKS ARE INTENSIVE

Then Diesel-Bomb chimes in...

  • *DIJSSELBLOEM SAYS DISCUSSIONS WITH GREECE STILL HAS TO START
  • *GREECE MUST BECOME FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT SOON: DIJSSELBLOEM
  • *DIJSSELBLOEM WILLING TO COOPERATE WITH GREEK GOVT

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Markets appear to be realizing..

 

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Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:40 | 5766079 kaiserhoff
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Ze Commission proposes.

Mutti disposes;)

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:51 | 5766154 EscapeKey
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Nothing like a bit of political theatre to start the day.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:41 | 5766088 overmedicatedun...
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.gov loves talks on talks about having talks ..makes a nice secure job never solve anything that is what they avoid, to keep the talks going and paychecks and bribes flowing..

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:50 | 5766138 SheepDog-One
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We gonna talk to some folks...gonna need about $1,000,000.00 check for travel expenses.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:50 | 5766146 Your guess is a...
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Now they're handing out scratchcards like confetti. All it needs is someone in Greece with a coin to scratch them with.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:42 | 5766093 p00k1e
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Look , a weather balloon!!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:42 | 5766097 Dr. Engali
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Not much of a slide.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 11:31 | 5766307 disabledvet
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Here comes another ten trillion in Yellen Bux.

"The force is very strong on this one."

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:43 | 5766099 ZH Snob
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as I understand it the agreement is that 5 billion periodically shows up in greece's banks and no one notices or makes a big deal out of it.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:43 | 5766104 Tsar Pointless
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Where in the hell do you see stocks sliding?

Geez.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:43 | 5766107 Unknown Poster
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It is about as fixed as a dog getting fixed.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:43 | 5766108 clade7
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Educated Refined Cultivated...meet Eugenia you cocksuckers!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:48 | 5766136 kaiserhoff
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Love you long time.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:44 | 5766113 Bell's 2 hearted
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chain store sales for week ending february 7th sucked per Redbook and Goldman-Sachs ... but with a NEW twist ... not 1, but TWO excuses.

 

 (from MNI)

 

GS - with the old faithful:

 

"The Retail Economist-Goldman Sachs (TRE-GS) Weekly Chain Store Sales Index declined by a hefty 2.1 % compared with the prior week for the period ending Saturday, February 7, which is the first week of the new retail industry fiscal year . On a year-over-year basis, sales advanced by a sluggish 1.9 %, which was its weakest gain since mid-December.

Michael P. Niemira, chief economist of The Retail Economist, LLC, observed that "February is a low volume month for retail sales, which makes it more susceptible to volatility from Mother Nature - which affected the industry' s business during the past week - and consumers' timing of their purchases. " Niemira added, "

 

Redbook (wtf? game didn't start till 6:30 est ... plenty of time to spend on party supplies):

 

"The Johnson Redbook Retail Sales Index was up 2.1% in the first week of February. Month-to-date, February was up 2.1% compared to February of last year (relative to a revised target of a 2.8% gain). Month-over-month showed a 0.2% gain versus January (relative to a target of a 0.9% gain). February is a four-week month on the retail calendar, ending on February 28th.

Customer traffic and sales slowed Sunday due to the televised coverage of the Super Bowl which diverted consumer's attention."

 

 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:46 | 5766128 Tsar Pointless
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Liars. Figures.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 11:18 | 5766258 Hohum
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Also, here in Denver, the weather has been great.  That must negatively impact retail sales because people are too busy enjoying the outdoors to buy stuff.  I think a February temperature around 35-40 degrees F is ideal.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:45 | 5766120 SheepDog-One
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You have 24 hours, make decision or else! OK, now you're pushing us....you have 1 week to give in, or else! Alright alright....now you have 6 months! Make decision, or boom boom time! What's that....you're getting money from China? OK OK....6 years....not a minute longer, make decision or else!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:46 | 5766122 rccalhoun
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fuck zirp and qe

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:54 | 5766174 Your guess is a...
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It's Greece; they're still not done fuckin donkeys, their uncles, random strangers in the men's changing rooms and small boys.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 11:14 | 5766252 p00k1e
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Reads like the GOP. 

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:46 | 5766123 Bill of Rights
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Fuck'en clowns all they are doing is gaming the markets...an epic scam.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:46 | 5766125 Falconsixone
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lol...It's like watching kids play checkers.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:49 | 5766140 Bell's 2 hearted
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MBA comes out with weekly mortgage application index tomorrow (for last week) ... no doubt it will be ugly ... and with spring home selling season just around the corner.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:51 | 5766148 Your guess is a...
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I bought a 'Greek-style' yoghurt today.

 

It was empty.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:51 | 5766151 MajorFall
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smoke and mirrors.... same as it ever was....

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:52 | 5766158 Chad_the_short_...
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WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU SEE A SLIDE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER????????????????? That's doing the same shit the american media does..... LYING!!!

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:52 | 5766159 Eyeroller
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We trial-ballooned some folks...

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:54 | 5766173 Intoxicologist
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Drizzle, drazzle, Dijsselbloem
Time for this one to go home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTH0b_90cUA

"Help me, Mr. Wizard!"

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 10:57 | 5766186 silverer
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For a minute there, I thought the US was going to have to invade and bomb Greece.  I guess that's in the plans if they can't work things out.  After all, can't screw the banks over now, can we?

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 11:09 | 5766230 williambanzai7
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What a sorry bunch of stupid fucks, all of whom would know that you always keep your mouth shut going into a negotiation if they ever had a real job.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 11:10 | 5766236 russwinter
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HSBC Swiss Leaks: Greatest Extortion Opportunity of all Time:

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Tue, 02/10/2015 - 11:12 | 5766242 adr
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Can anyone tell me what any of this means for US based consumption that reportedly affects stocks?

The DOW shot up 100 points based on an assumption something happened in Greece?!?

Of course it shot up 1000 points over a few months the last time Greece was "fixed" as if it had anything to do with the fundamentals of the economy.

Why not though. Go ahead and add another billion to Amazon's market cap based on Greek news. 

This is why people have lost faith in the economy. They see gas prices jump $.35 in one day, and there is no reason for it. Gasoline futures don't trade based on the true market for the product. They trade based on whatever a computer program sees as a reason to go up or down. Non interconnected events somehow become connected in the mind of a computer algorithm. All of a sudden gas prices surge 20% even though the underlying data shows prices should continue to fall.

Ypu get stories that gas prices are going up because California is changing from winter gas to summer gas. CALIFORNIA DOESN'T USE WINTER BLENDS OF GASOLINE. The anti smog laws don't alow dirtier blends of gas. That is one reason why gasoline in California is more expensive all year round.

Tue, 02/10/2015 - 11:57 | 5766434 Falconsixone
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Just Rothefeller buying up the world with more fake stolen ones and zeros. They must have an army of hackers (homing pigeon of the 21st century). Ahh....the Britsh where destroyed at Waterloo ..... everyday

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