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Caption Contest: The Moment Janet Yellen Figured it All Out…
As the WSJ noted, the "world’s top finance leaders on Tuesday in effect backed currency depreciation as a tool for promoting growth by signaling strong support for aggressive easy-money policies aimed at boosting the fragile global economy." Spot the person who just realized it's not going to work.
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"Fuck."
Pooped my pants.
only a tribesman or women knows it will not work, the rest "goy" are laughing for NOW
I'm a lesbian. There is only that french girl and she likes boys. This is going to be a long night for me.
I thought shit was bad in America. These twits believe what they say.
Precious.
"Damn, I should have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night..."
Pretending she didn't do a SBD
Dooooh
Orange faced bitch.
Mon cherie. Dos you know how manee taimes eye haf jerked DSK wis zeez hand? An you zinc eye haf not beeen ze centair of attencion! Phht (Gallic shrug)
LaGarde looks like she's angling for a gang bang!!
Wow ! oops...I shouldn't think that, it's the new Greek nomal.
It works for her...not for me.
"In the ladies room, I saw her balls!"
"it's only because she's taller"
Yellen isn't thinking about economics, she's just jelly.
"I can't believe I had to give-up my ass-virginity to Ben for this!"
PRICELESS...............
"And then she got them caught in Schauble's wheelchair!"
"Holy Shit! I'm an oompa loompa"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APj2ArUy6v4
I'm not convinced she has or will ever figure anything out, bwtfdik
So I'm sitting in the faculty meeting yesterday, and they are droning on about the next capital campaign, how we have to keep growing the student body so that we can make it fiscally make sense to have this size of faculty. I was standing behind the back row, looking for a quick way out as soon as I could. And it hit me...this place is the same kind of Keynesian cargo cult that is predicated on growth forever that all these CB buffoons/goons have made their countries into. I took a step back to pace in a circle, had another faculty member kind of stare at me as I put my head in my face.
Shit, I am Janet Yellen in this picture.
{Im In Heat.}
"Did I leave the iron on?"
Gotta leave .. it's that time of month.
Q: Know how to make a dog quit humping your leg Janet?
A: Suck it's dick?
It worked in Weimar Germany. Until it didn't. Then they got hysterical when they got caught and punished for their crimes. Putin has been reportedly building ovens for them. They're almost completed.
stare at me as I put my head in my face...
I don't think you wrote what you think you meant, but I understand completely. The only way all those idiotic "bridge" loans and other Greek "agreements" could've possibly worked would be if Greece had suddenly become a Hong Kong overnight.
No country will ever enjoy true growth and prosperity until the yoke of these centrally planned bankers without borders are thrown off and the threats of not disclosing their own countries private financial dealings with and by their own citizens to outside forces like the US' IRS are laughed at and ridiculed for the pretentious, bullying and vacuous terrorizations they truly are.
How is it the US Federal Reserve can tell the elected members of Congress they are under no obligation to disclose who they gave half a trillion dollars to but the Swiss have to tell the IRS the names and addresses of private depositors?
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Matthew 7:2
jmo.
'Hey wait a second, everyone in this room is full of crap...'
"J.Y. PHONE HOME!"
"J.Y. PHONE HOME!"
Yellen is smellen
I love the way 4 Xanax feel on top of my prozac when I wash it down with a pint of Vodka.
It's only because she swallows... She doesn't even have any tits... Bitch...
Shes likes giving oral
I'm just a planet, I'm fucked
She's actually angling for a Bukake.
bang by wut? tings what look like men but gots no testicle...
(Yellen) Hmmmmm.... what the hell was Reggie talking about in that ZH article?
Lagarde: "Smell this"...
Guy#1: "Ewww, nasty ... where'd you dip it in?" ...
Guy#2: "Whose is it? ... c'mon, tell us" ...
Lagarde: "That dip shit beside you" ...
Mr. Yellen: "Tattle-tale" ...
Token-Chinks-standing-behind: "Har-har-har-har-har" ...
"The Europeans have no clue... just HOW we fucked them...but these smiling slit eyes... behind me...dammit...what do THEY know what I don't!?"
Grandma Yellen has just recognised that the quality of her cookies alone at the International Bake Contest will not garnish her a win.
Exactly...shouldn't this caption contest be something about how the Chinese have figured it all out....that the Western Central Banking Cartel is doomed.
"DSK has the key to my hotel room."
If Yellen's hair was black, she would look like one of the Asian guys.
That's cruel. Sometimes the truth hurts. (another Gallic shrug)
currently she looks like a q-tip
but without the smile
So why didn't the military drop a bomb right in the middle of this convention? That group right there is the real terrorists, the ones pushing for and banking the numerous wars, and the ones destroying economy after economy over the world.
Perhaps because the military is controlled and funded by the government (politicians) who are the ones the give the bankers power in the first place.
Christine: Don't i look like Janet on Austerity?
"I wonder if Zerohedge is hiring..."
"Not sure if this is a fart or something a little more substancial"
"Great. This is exactly like what happened to me at the Prom."
Ok, so I counted the first 40 comments (actually all comments on page 1 and 2), and the powers of observation of all these funny, witty people truly... SUCK.
NO one made the observation that "it didn't matter", because there was a Lew on the job, right in the middle of things.
If you were aware of 'The 50 Most Influential Jews'**, then you'd know that Jack Lew is #1, not Yellen. Back to school, ZH boys and girls.
** www.jpost.com/Jewish-World/Jewish-Features/The-Jerusalem-Posts-top-50-mo...
p.s. Earlier today (Wed, 02/11/2015 - 14:27-14:38 | 5772621 new noben) I posted who the Most Influential Jews were in recent years, according to the J'lem Post.
p.p.s. For those who think that the Kremlin reads ZH, it sure isn't for the blogs, if this example is any indication. Sorry for the CD (Cognitive Dissonance). Can you forgive me?
"I'm just a lonely boy, lonely and blue....with a pumpkin pie haircut, and shit on my shoe..."
Paul Anka..
"Who told everybody I'm Lebanon Levi?"
Lagarde: "And so I says to Strauss-Kahn, hey, don't worry abat'it, soon everyone'll be a prostitute and they'll thank you for keeping the world's only economic engine oiled, ya know, figuratively speaking an such..."
Yellen: "Meatball sub - meatball sub - meatball sub - meatball sub - or maybe just a salad? - no fuck that it's Mr. Yellen's special day - meatball sub - meatball sub - meatball sub..........."
Varufakis for Fed Chairman! Opa! ;-)
Looney
Lagarde puts out.
Yellen second base.
No, my take is that Yellen just figured out that she is the "sucker at the table", so to speak.
Janet looks like the First Wookie when her cunt husband was doing selfies with a hottie at Nelson Mandella's funeral.
"Yellen second base?"
I wouldn't fuck that thing with your cock & one of the Tylers pushing.
Oops, I crapped my pants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUP3PMLdoOs
she needs a jaboody dub ass plunger , she's backed up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qMbk5mL24
printing works.. just LOOK at our ongoing Recovery! (out past the shadows now)
it's so much easier for tall trannies
Oh I thought she figure out she was the ugly girl!
Doesn't Yellen look like Rachel Dratch?
Doesn't Yellen look like Rachel Dratch?
"I wonder what sex will be like with Bruce Gender?"
"Shit, I thought there was two of you"
"I'm at the wrong place at the wrong time"
WHISKEYTANGOFOXTROT...........Dominique is having sex parties and I wasn't invited?
The title says Janet Yellen, oops haha
She shat her Depends at that moment.
Naughty Tyler(s)!
DavidC
You've been caught up in the tangles of Yellen pubic jungle
" Did I break wind? "
Something smells like rotten tuna -
OH it's me!
Or maybe
Did I leave the printer on?
Why are they fawning all over Lagarde? I am the one that is in heat.
+1 for the cool name... haven't seen that movie since I was a kid but I'll never forget that name!
Lagarde always gets the boys.
Everyone wants a golden ticket to tour the chocolate factory.
"Lagarde always gets the boys"
with her strap on
Lafarge explaining the Montezuma ball sac manipulation is drawing a lot of attention.
"Did I leave the iron on?"
"I wonder if there will be an all you can eat buffet when this rhetoric is done. It's been 30 whole minutes since I've eaten anything."
Visions of flames dance before her eyes. Better push down Gold.
Nah, Just Well Pissed Off at That Rent Boy Legarde Bogarting All The "Action".
"Who am I? Why am I here?"
Fuck em. fuck em all, time for a refund or retribution!
The lone Zionist Jew with what looks on the outside to be a conscience?!!!
Nahhh! Probably was concerned that she forget to unplug the coffee pot before she left the house!
Pollution.
Well Jack Lew is a tribe member too.
Why I am the only one here wearing a helmet?
(LaGardes sporting a helmet too, you just can't see it)
Crap....I forgot to put on my depends...
(This feels like band camp all over again)
"Is that an Adam's Apple under that scarf?"
There have been photos where I swear it looks it, no?
Creepy.... then the scarves all the time.
$10 says she's circumcised ...
The US Government and the Fed are in control. All we have to do is buy gold in USD terms and we control the path of currency adjustment. TBTJ does not have the control that people believe it does. It is the TBTJ financial asset ponzi that is the root cause of global and domestic instability... Everyone need only sell the longest duration USD assets for cash and gold, while rotating to domestic producers to restore integrity to the market and society.
"I've taken over the DSK reign. Next party my place tonight."
Boom. Brain on pause...
I'll do the first five to strip off ... Janet'll do the rest of you ....
It won’t work Christine, you ignorant slut.
they appear to be up for a 5 way.
Is that Jack Lews spunking his load over Lagarde? Fuckin' perv.
She didn't work under DSK.
That nip behind me is hiding a woodie
Banker excess, always has the same result as they only have one product, loans/debt, they let people take money from the future to spend today.
Boom today and crash tomorrow.
That is all they do.
1929/2008 - Wall Street Crash
1930s/2010s - Global recession, currency wars, end of globalisation phase and rise of nationalism and extremism
It is always the same.
"
"macro prudential"........
I didn't know she had Alzheimer's
It's Putin has Alzheimers.
Would you three fellows mind doing a fourway with me while my friend Mr Yellen watches?
she has that look of the lone Jew among Anti semites
What is the difference between Janet Yellen and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Either that or Lagarde gives the best BJ's in the EU!
You didn't know that?
"Hey, no fair, I thought we were supposed to be posing for the picture?
Commercial here says 13 girls that are good in bed. Is Yellen one of them? LOL!
Hey boys, " I wonder why Janet was not invited to DSK's party"
Why is that guy in drag getting all the attention?
Yellen looks like she just farted.
Yellen looks like she just farted.
Visually, she looks so stange amongst that bunch of feral criminals.
"Bernanke, he suckered me into this shit, now he is gone and it blows up on my watch.
Greenspam shat on Bernanke and now Bernanke shits on me...."
the timing of that picture is uncanny.
Is she really that shunned in international circles?
... and is Christine Lagarde really as big of a slut as that picture shows her to be?
..not sure why everyone in the Central Bankers Boys Club minus One Slut and One Grandma are laughing?
When did worldwide currency debasement war get soooooo funny?
I'm no fan of Janet Yellen but she seems to be the only (very old) adult in the room.
..not sure how anyone could take the IMF seriously after seeing Ms. Lagarde in that picture.
I wonder how ZH came to be in possession of a picture with so many 1% stooges with their collective pants down?
We do not know if this image is photoshopped or not, but it sure points out who needs to pull off a miracle and who is enjoying the Euro QE.
She's thinking about how she's going to decorate her new fallout bunker.
Just like highschool. Damn.
No respect, no respect!
We kill looters during times of national distress or weather-related emergencies. Why not all the time? Or do not enough people realize that those folks are thieves?
The laugh is on all of you. That's not Yellen in the front row. It's a blow up Japanese doll that looks like Yellen. That's why the Asians are laughing with the idiots right in front of them.
"did I fart or did I do a small shit?"
Still waiting for download of thoughts.
That French bitch, stealing all the men like usual........I won't even get invited to any of DSK's sex parties I bet......
Yellen does have a rather interesting look on her face there,,,,,,,wonder what she knows.
She knows who's writing the checks.
Jannet "I printed the money for Citi bank and Goldman"
Jack "See I told you Legarde is Bush in Drag"
Jannet " these baboones are supose to help with Brenton reboot on can kicking"
Legarde AKA Bush drag " Can't DP military equipment wrong"
Janet "why bother how can I get BRICS gold backed bonds @10% to bail ZIRP
CHINESE IN SECOND ROW " NO PROBLEMS WE WORK KEEP OUR PEOPLE FED AND USE LOGIC THESE CLOWNS BRICS BANKS NOT NATO IMF NEO-CON IDIOTS..
Ass-burgers. Azz-burgers. Asp-purgers. Ayez-ber-gurz....
She got no fans.
Lagard's milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.
Where is an asteroid when you need it
"Hey Christine, did you really do 4 coolies at the DSK gig last night"????
"Actually i did 5, if you include the cunt sitting next to you"
That feeling you get....
When you realize you're the donkey!!
(That their trying to pin the tail on..)
Hey, the thorazine is starting to kick in.
No. He fakes to the right. He doesn't fake.
He thinks about faking. He pretends to fake.
I don't know where I am.
I can't breathe.
It's like the dollar, the less ugliest girl of the class.
"What's she got that I haven't got?"
a penis....well, oh, wait you said that you haven't got....so sorry
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"Wonder if I have enough emergency food storage???"