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Caption Contest: The Moment Janet Yellen Figured it All Out…
As the WSJ noted, the "world’s top finance leaders on Tuesday in effect backed currency depreciation as a tool for promoting growth by signaling strong support for aggressive easy-money policies aimed at boosting the fragile global economy." Spot the person who just realized it's not going to work.
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Why dont I get invited to the sex parties? I guess I shouldn't have brought up the strap-on.
Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo — Captain Kangaroo... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.
Back in 2008 Bernanke went before congress. (paraphrase with sarcasim)
Senator: "Chairman Bernake, we understand that the federal reserve gave some number of Billions to foriegn banks"
Bernanke: "That is true"
Senator: "Can you tell us which European banks got how much money?"
Bernanke: "No"
Senator: "Well can you find out and tell us?"
Bernanke: "Ummm, thats not really what we do, but I'll ask one of the pool boys at a club fed prison to ask around"
Senator: "Okay, good enough for me"
Exclusive: The Fed's $600 Billion Stealth Bailout Of Foreign Banks Continues At The Expense Of The Domestic Economy, Or Explaining Where All The QE2 Money Wenthttp://www.zerohedge.com/article/exclusive-feds-600-billion-stealth-bail...
Alan Grayson was the questioner. Great exchange...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0NYBTkE1yQ
"You idiots, look at my other hand".
Mr. Yellen has that "oh, sh*t" expression.
Damn it--- I should have worn a skirt with a slit and used some of that French perfume.
They should never have gotten rid of Strauss Kahn
A senior moment.
meshugga qedesha
"Don't these people understand we are bombing people for their health"?
Lagarde is chatting it up on her recent Brazilian wax job. SDR's flow into her vagina.
Atomizer: Lagarde is chatting it up on her recent Brazilian wax job. SDR's flow into her vagina.
I don't think she has a vag. She has an Adams Apple.
I was just being semi polite in comparison to crome dome. Which one would you shag on a desolate island? If your answer is Yellen, you can make a lot of money hosting politically correct masturbation seminars.
/sarc
I love down votes, it shatters the penis and pussy story on equal pay.
Looks like Yoda Yellen tried to sneak out a silent but deadly... and passed a large Snickers into her knickers instead.
LMAO!!!
Who was just told, "The Rothschild has decided that your organization/country/continent is a bad investment that will be liquidated."
Best comment yet on the real situation.
F'ing hilarious!!
Yeah, she say's put your dick in this hand and it will go off in 5 seconds....ssshhhiiittt put your dick in this hand and you'll get a pallet of money!
Bon Maman, Zut Alors!
See, poor old Janet just lets it all hang out so no one cares.
You've got to romance Mme LaOohLaLa, she plays hard to get. The south east asian gentlemen know how to smack that pony.
LaGarde: "But of course it will not work! What do I care? It will delay the consequences until we are gone! Then it will be someone else's problem!"
Yellen: "But, but... it can't be true! I REALLY believed!!!! Say it isn't so! My life's work is RUINED!"
"Fuck, I'm the patsy for when this shit implodes." http://endthefed.org/
The plum jacket didnt help things at all..or the Axe aftershave...
The Four Chinamen are laughing at, not with, the dumb fuckers seated in the front row.
looks like the sex party is gonna start early!
I love Janet Yellen. I always feel the way she looks in that photo.
Leguardia. surrounded by Men, Funny how attractive they are when females control trillions.
And Yellen thought, "Maybe if I raise interest rates 500 basis points they'll pay attention to me."
Christina is soo posh! And then there's wallflower Yellen. Poor ol' girl doesn't have that french panache!
Janet has a spare diaper in the handbag between her feet.
Christine doesn't have a handbag. Real men don't need those things.
Janet: Oh, dear! I hope we get out of here soon. It feels like my stomach is fist-fucking my colon!
Mr Yellen is softly humming the tune Springtime for Hitler, while wondering if she set the DVR for Matlock.
Gold slam down time!
CL: " Let me tell you what we did at DSK's last Birthday party in Lille..."
They're all laughing because they know it won't work
JY: " Maybe size matters also...."
" o look puppies"
A strong dollar - our exports and by exension our economy is fucked for good.
A week dollar - gold soars, and we have no gold left anyway, we're fucked.
More QE - we lose credibility and we're fucked.
No more QE - deflation takes its course and we're fucked.
FUCK. S#it F... F... F... F... F... .....
Guess who is wearing crotchless pantyhose.
Yeah 1 of those 3 guys on the front row was hell bent on finding out.
hmmm.....maybe Jenner knows what he is doing after all......
Please god, don't let anyone ask me a question. I can't find my script.
She looks worried....and she has a very good reason to feel that way these days.
Gre-entry.
What does she got that I don't? OK, looks, legs, a nice smile, sense of humour, good personality, orange complexion, multi-lingual.
CL: Yes, I can blow all three of you in my hotel room after the meeting. I'm not that old.
JY: I think I just sharted myself.
She needs a good ass eating like Williams.
Yep, just threw up in my mouth. Thanks.
CL: "These hands can make you so happy..."
JY: "Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night.
Michael Bloomberg was illThe Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand. And Christine Lagarde was there In silver underwear, Janet Yellen was the Invisible Man. Then something went wrong For Kuroda's King Kong; They got caught in an illiquid jam. Then at a deadly pace It Came From... Outer Space. And this is how the message ran:
Central Banking, double feature Doctor B. will build a creature. See androids fighting Ben and Janet Mark Carney stars in Forbidden Planet Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night, double feature, banking show.
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Yellen <thinking> "If only I wasn't so butt-ugly I might have got an invite to DSK's next soiree like everyone else here."
What does Yeller box taste like?
Depends.
Time to buy gold. The price in $USD is falling. It's the contrarian play...
Oh $#!t, that's what they meant about the market economy and supply and demand - all these years I've had it backwards...
If you've been at the poker table for 20 minutes and have not identified the chump...
----- or ------
The bernank left me holding the bag.
Proof, it is under her chair. No one else has one.
Good eye!
"Don't worry Toto, it will all work out in the end; the Tin man says so!"
www.traderzoo.mobi
Always with the sevens. When will she shut up. Why couldn't I be pretty like that? Ohhh that bitch always has to be the center of attention. I hate her. Oh my. I think that my depends just let go
These idiots "control" the economy as one would do plumbing with a bulldozer: It *does* have an effect. But it's unpredictable, and will do massive damage.
Why is she carrying a purse? why?
I don't have the bandwidth where I am to read all the comments, but I'm going to go with the typical last words on a flight data recorder... "Oh, shit."
Reminds me of the line from Rounders:
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
Oh dear, that, was not, a fart.
Wow that witch has some long ass legs!
probably not the only long thing she has....
Damn, my battery just died...
"Figured it out"!? You give her way too much credit.
I get no respect--when I was little, I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot. Later, I took a trip to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack me.
No respect, no respect. When I was growing up, we were so poor we went to orgies for the grapes.
Christina: "Gentlemen, I will fuQE you for $100 apiece, not total."
MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Talking Heads
Yellen's the only one without a tan. Maybe she actually works.
And I get the bill!!! No wonder they are happy. Better crank up the presses into overdrive.
YELLEN: "I was going to print money forever.... Why, OH WHY, DID I TAKE THE RED PILL????"
Do farts have lumps or did I just shit myself?
Okay I'm in favor of a strong dollar, then why is everyone else so happy?
A modern day "Last Supper"
Lagarde: ..... and you should have seen what the guy before me was getting up to. We have the tapes.
Yellen: That bastard DSK. He told me he loved only me.
Yellen: That bastard DSK. He told me he loved only me
Lagarde: DSK creampied me.
Im pretty sure they ALL know this wont work.
Is this the moment when Yellen realized, that if we all take turns debasing the currency, nothing changes except how many zero's are at the end of our $bills?
why does that Chinese guy in the middle look just like Jeb Bush?
I wish I was the pretty girl...
La Grande is showing off her diamond engagement ring, and she says they plan to honeymoon in Greece, after their assets are liquidated, of course...
Their party is ending.
Actually, she looks as if all of a sudden she reliazed what is about to happen, and is stunned in disbelief.
Everyone else is joking about ho much they are going to rip off from the rest of the world's working people by the scheme they are concocting.
Merkel and Yellen have that same frumpy look, though Merkel has real charm and a distinct faded beauty when she smiles or laughs.
Christine is telling the guys that they can either have a pudgy Jew dyke or a leathery Frenchie, but not both.....
They do seem more interested in the leathery lunch....
I told everyone interest rates are going up.
What are they doing?
Or,
I hope they have extra mayo for my tuna sandwhich.
Elizabeth Warren’s botched pow wow Indian rain dance didn't work. Janet Yellen will have to rethink her motorboating policy goals.
"Bitch".
Negative Interest Rate
Caption:
My room number is 407. I'm usually free by 11:30.
Yellin is thinking "you can sniff after that french puss all you want, I'm still not going to print!"
Why didn't I get invited to the sex party?
Your not a member of the elite swingers' club
This whole situation summed up in eleven seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97zJxKEqAk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(It's a squeaky chair, jerks)
Why did I every leave my ivory tower...I can't compete with that....ah just like high school.
Fuck. I'm fucked.
Yellen: "And I thought Bernanke was a moron"
Lagarde just said "who wants to smell Janet's Pussy" and held up her fingers
Lagarde's shocker.
"Anal sex with these banksters is such a chore, how can she like it so much?"
Why does nobody like my tuna sandwich ?
If you ask me Yellen is the only one who seems to see the writing on the wall. The rest of these yahoos are smiling while she is thinking about where she will work next. The Central Banks are in trouble. It may take a bit longer but the system will reboot and Central Banks will not retain the power they have amassed.
I am a housewife and when housewives start following the Central Banks you know the curtain they have operated behind has been drawn.
Perhaps yellen could be wondering if she helped build this..ans she did.
"Introducing "Triple Deuce," set to be the world's biggest superyacht at a whopping 222 meters long.
At $1 billion, it will also be the most expensive private yacht ever built, costing more than the annual GDP of Western Sahara, the British Virgin Islands, and Micronesia.
"Project Deuce will cost $1.1 billion to $1.2 billion," added Timm. "And don't forget to add in annual operating costs -- on a yacht of this size, it will run the owner up an additional $20 to $30 million per year."
Yet in a global climate of "haves and have-nots," is it morally justifiable to spend $1 billion on a private yacht catering for 36 guests?
"To be honest, what ordinary mortals think is 'moral,' is not actually relevant to these people," said Kampfner.
"You have to understand that we're not talking about the top 1% -- in this instance we're talking about the 0.01%. This is a tiny group who live in their own bubble, they mix only among themselves."
fuck them all
No fair. They're speaking some weird foreign language and it's all Greek to me.
I'm pretty! I'm prettty! My mom says so.
In February drinking Horchata, looking back she shouldn't have farted...
<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leygrtnRTu1qzu18ao1_400.gif"/img>
oh ffs... code for inline? anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjnm3V0xYjI <--
Yellen thought bubble: Gee, did I turn off the oven when I left home?
Guy on the right: "So Christine, how many sex parties did you go to in the last 3 years".
Lagarde: "Eh, just the 5, or maybe ..it was 6, no.. Just 5...Cinq"
I think I see the problem now...
Look at that picture...It's almost ALL GUYS! Guys are running finance...no WONDER we have such problems. They should be discussing finance...instead, they're leaning in to the thin blondey-female...they can't help themselves. Even if said female is covered in a thick, leathery hide and looks like she'd bite their heads off after mating...
AND, of course, ignoring the plain plump girl with the "cute face"...All of these guys have been doing this since high school, now they're handling our money...no wonder we're all fucked.
Those legs do suggest "mantis."
I picture them unfolding slowly, as she lowers herself from the corner where she has deposited an egg sac...
Damn.
"PRINCESS LAGARDE, that tramp, put the TURD in my pocket!!"
Message in both the seating arrangement and body language: IMF is the future.
I'm not saying that's what will happen but it looks like they all think so.
Janet is out of ammo.
I learned the truth at seventeen, that love was meant for beauty queens.....
According to the looks on the faces in this picture, it seem quite apparent that Mr Yellen is trying to make the choice on an offer she can't refuse.
Do I want to be fucked by Leatherface LeGarde with an 13" gold studded strap-on dildo with a head that looks like Tim Geithner?
Ooooooooaaarrrrrrrrr,
Do I want to have all these Asian men give me a Bukkake protein shake?
Right front, is that The White Owl Lady?
"Maybe I should have said 'no' when they asked whether I knew how to play ball"
To complete the picture because I had to vomit after that last assessment, the bottom row is quite telling. The ginger on the left would pick LeGarde if it was his choice. The guy to his right says the golden strap-on is his wife's and it's magnificent. Leatherface LeGarde can only attest to the magnify ce of the golden dildo. "It fits like a glove in more than one way," she was quoted as saying.
The guy to her/his right is remembering his no refusal offer and he was creaming his pants over the recollection. The guy to his right is taking bets that Mr. Yellen will pick Leatherface because he had insider info that Mr. Yellen has had this very fantasy as a prepubescent girl.
Now I'm going to barf out my ass.
LAGARDE: "An Zen ze Rothschild said Ze Americains, zey are fat and lazy, and zey vill not give up zeir gunz and biblez zo zis investment vill not pay off...and must be liquidated."
YELLEN: "That bitch said she loved me! The TRAMP!"
Yellen thought bubble: I don't get it??
I guess I too could have worn a skirt
But then I might get caught disguising my penis as a tampon
"...and then I saw the old world disappear...and the old heavens fold in on themselves...."
-Janet of Patmos
What a collection of smug complacent self-satisfied giggling wankers.
Yellen is thinking " Who's that skinny smart arse cow on the right grabbing all the attention?"
- Why am I having flashbacks of high school dances?...
"OH MY GOD, I am heartily sorry for having offended thee, and I detest all my fraud because of thy just punishment, but mostly because it might offend the Shadow Bank of which I am but a tool, because they are all bad and deserving of all my fealty. God help me, amen."
Yellen:
"I can look perterbed while creaming my pants, I can't believe they're gonna print, my nipples are getting tingly OMG it's a wet dream, these people are so stupid I could pimp their daughters, O wait I already am"
2 Weeks ago we (US banks) dumped $2,500,000,000.00 of bad debt on the good people of the Domincan Republic to bail out the Communist regime looting Venezuela.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-01-20/dominican-republic-pla...
Dominican Republic is the other half of Haiti, they really don't have the economic capacity to assume $2.5B in bad debt.
I'm betting nobody other than the fed would donate $2.5B to DR, there are much better buys at the moment than bad DR debt.
Russians and Chinese are ex-Communists loooking for a return not a donation, they can't afford donations on behalf of the party anymore.
Maybe LaGarde is telling a sex story?