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Europe's Only Remaining Strategy (In 1 Picture)

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After what The Guardian described appropriately as:

"the shortest, and most disappointing, press conference I can remember covering since this financial crisis began," it is clear that rather than move forward, Europe has moved backwards as officials who should now been working on a resolution ready for Monday will be sitting on their hands.

 

The disputes clearly go straight to the heart of this crisis -- with Dijsselbloem saying that political agreement is needed. That bats the problem over to tomorrow’s EU Summit.

Leaving them with only one option...

 

 

h/t @dgatopoulos

 

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Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:42 | 5773649 Cognitive Dissonance
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The fiat Gods are not happy. Time for plan Zombie.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:43 | 5773658 Doubleguns
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They are praying the printer holds up and they do not run out of paper or ink. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:47 | 5773676 Arius
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Dsijelbloom is a joke, funny to watch his press conference

 

on the first question he states what the handlers told him: we are working.... be patient blahh blahhh

on the third question he replies saying none is going to do anything until Monday because we have no political agreement therefore the experts cannot work on details ...then he realizes he talked to much and just closed the press conference ...

forget it.

Europe was designed to fail, having one currency and each country issues his own bonds which can be attacked one by one ...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:02 | 5773751 Looney
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DieselBloom: What's a staple gun? And why is everybody sayin' I should shoot myself in the groin 238 times? ;-)

Looney

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:03 | 5773778 whotookmyalias
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Didn't his mother ever tell him his face would freeze like that?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:08 | 5773795 Publicus
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The End of the European Union leading to the birth of the future.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:29 | 5773852 COSMOS
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Obviously Praying to the DEVIL.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:33 | 5773864 Manthong
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“For crying out loud..

Please let these guys figure out how good a 220 percent debt/GDP will be for them”.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:46 | 5773907 nope-1004
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"the shortest, and most disappointing, press conference I can remember covering since this financial crisis began,"

 

 

The truth is always concise and without fanfare or debate.  Proves all the other press conferences were circus acts and side shows.

Amazing that as reality sets in for these diabolical money changers, they get visibly distraught.

The financial system is ONE BIG LIE, the proof of such written all over his face.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:01 | 5773952 knukles
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To whom or to what do Godless Statists pray?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:05 | 5773965 nmewn
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911 operators pretty soon.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:23 | 5774023 BC6
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Fuck you, Diesel!

 

 

 

 

#FreeJonCorzine

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:26 | 5774035 Cacete de Ouro
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What dastardly false flag have mossad/Gladio/mI6 got planned now as a distraction? It would need to be a big one this time, something suitably shocking and far reaching that will distract and make the masses plead for government help.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:48 | 5774263 TheReplacement
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Wait for it...

Russia bombs Kiev

or

Obama gets his global war on ISIS from Congress and ISIS turns up in Moscow

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 01:33 | 5774647 Cadavre
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Dear Lord.

Keep the mob away from the Bastille and I will never jack-off again - err - i really mean it this time, ... honest!

Amen

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:41 | 5774072 MontgomeryScott
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knuckles, you crack me up (sometimes). You seem to have been rather moody, lately, so i will answer your question...

"To whom or to what do Godless Statists pray?"

 

Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the death of the E.U., thy bankers are with me (I think). The printing presses and the NIRP are comforting me. There is only one god, and his name is MAMMON, and Rothschild is his prophet. May your servants in the halls of war in the Western Pentagram start yet another holy war; so that we may all once again re-unify under the banner of fiat currency, I pray; and defeat the enemies of old, the gold and silver idols and the idea that humans can live without our Divine direction as their unelected, appointed masters.

In Yellen's name, I pray,

AMEN.

(Halleluiah, my brother! Let's crank up the printing presses!)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:44 | 5773910 old naughty
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would they go back to mark to market?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:29 | 5774041 permafrost
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Our Father, Who art in heaven Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from euro. Amen.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:07 | 5773786 macroeconomist
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When a moron like Dijsselbloem sits on a table  to discuss European and the global economy with this guy

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/the-global-minotaur-a-global-finance-...

it will not even take 15 minutes to start praying that the meeting is over...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:52 | 5773680 Wolferl
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Lol, as if Europe, or the EU need a strategy. The Greeks need a way to to get out of the deep hole they dug themselves in. Watch Varoufakis crawl back and beg the others to give some money on Monday. Will be fun to watch.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:12 | 5773807 walküre
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Wolf, none of them have any capacity or mandate to issue checks. The Greeks represent their people and to be honest, I'm not even sure why they showed up. Their position is pretty clear. They want out.

Who does Schäuble represent? Not me. He's a bankster shill and works for the elite. They got themselves into this mess. The Euro was DOA and it is now only a matter of time before Italy, Spain and Portugal abandon the Euro because it hurts their economies.

Germany was good before the Euro. Why did they agree to this bullshit in the first place?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:27 | 5773846 zeropain
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Greed

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:39 | 5773890 Wolferl
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@ Wallküre

 

Germany had to agree to the Euro because of the German unification. If others leave, it´s not Germany´s problem at all. Germany will do well with or without the Euro. But a country like Greece or others will not. Like i said it´s not Europe or the EU that´s in a mess. And the EU will be even better if a basket case like Greece finally leaves.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:07 | 5773971 SeattleBruce
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Greece is just the G in PIIGS...and the rest of the world is also in horrible shape related to debt.  Your point would make sense if there was relative health elsewhere.  But there's not.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:24 | 5774025 permafrost
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When the G goes, all you're left with is PIIS.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 01:49 | 5774674 COSMOS
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And they will be PIISing on Brussels and the Euro

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 01:55 | 5774680 Cadavre
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Varoufakis crawl back and beg the others to give some money on Monday. Will be fun to watch.

Better to keep ones head than lose it for a moment of bling-zen.

You didn't long the EUR again? Did you? Your're not shopping the ZH for a buy-up crowd, are you? 

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 23:04 | 5774306 walküre
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Really? The unification happened in '89 under then Chancelor Kohl. I remember the debates about the how and when like it was yesterday. East Germans got a sweet deal being able to convert all their cash 1:1 up to the first DM 2500 and then 1:2 after that. Before the wall came down, their currency was as good as toilet paper. All pensions and other liabilities were completely absorbed by West Germany as well and paid out 100% in Deutschmark from Day 1. Do they still have the "Soli" to pay for all this?

Are you suggesting that the Euro deal goes as far back as this moment in time and that Germany made these concessions to the EU?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 09:06 | 5775179 Wolferl
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Grap a history book and read. Before 1990 the Deutsche Mark actually was what the Euro is today in many ways, "the" European currency. And the Germans/ the Bundesbank were in charge of the European monetary policy by that. Many states in Europe didn´t like that of course, even before 1990. So killing the Deutsche Mark was the prise Germany had to pay to get French, British and Italian approval for the German unification.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 02:56 | 5774753 Haus-Targaryen
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This is some bullshit.  

Why did Germany need anyone's approval to unify?  

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:35 | 5775151 Wolferl
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Because there is no such thing as a "sovereign state" anymore today in international politics . If there ever was anyway. Every state is operating within a dense framework/network and needs approval from other states for whatever is happening. Even for a country like Germany And that´s what that new Greek government does not understand.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 02:56 | 5774754 Haus-Targaryen
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This is some bullshit.  

Why did Germany need anyone's approval to unify?  

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 03:34 | 5774801 Arius
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why indeed?

 

bring back the man ...

 

you must be a troll Hans.  how do you guys get paid by the clicks ?  i recall some people did not want much red ones ... i will not give you a red one.  it must a shity job though, well i guess it pays the bills but it seems you enjoy what you doing ... like this shit you wrote above ... even clicked it twice in case it get missed by the others ... trying to fish as well?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:53 | 5773723 Gringo Viejo
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Last words of "Cherokee Bill" (half AA/half Cherokee) hung at Fort Smith, Arkansas, March 17, 1896 for murdering 7 people.,

"I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die."

What's not to like?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:57 | 5773752 Parafuso
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Where's Judge Parker when you need him?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:02 | 5773773 stocktivity
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Oh Lord...please let me make it through this press conference without saying "we made progress".

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:03 | 5773779 HardlyZero
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He is, praying, and preying.

Must be dysfunctional.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:20 | 5773828 Parafuso
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Prey for Piece.....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:02 | 5774142 MontgomeryScott
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WHIRLED (World) PEAS (Piece)!

AND, PREY; for the piece, for Jeru...Jeru... Jeru... oh, hell, Salem, Massachussetts, the NEW JERUSALEM! Our PROMISED LAND, Meshugginah! (Itralians and Micks [and Sheenies and Wops] and witches need not apply)

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:10 | 5773978 Bastiat
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Equivalent truthiness in the current situation: 

"I didn't come here to answer questions.  i came here to squirm like a worm.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:07 | 5774116 MontgomeryScott
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Gringo: RE: your comment:

"Last words of "Cherokee Bill" (half AA/half Cherokee) hung at Fort Smith, Arkansas, March 17, 1896 for murdering 7 people."

PFHHH! REALLY? (laughing as I read your comment)

WTF is 'half AA'? The only thing I can think of in this context is 'Alcoholics Anonymous'! I guess when he sat in jail awaiting his execution, he got some sound advice as to how to take control of his drinking issue (that led him to black out and murder 7 people in the first place).

LESSON:

NEVER give whiskey to an INJUN! Especially a Cherokee! Those fuckers have MEAN TEMPERS when they're drunk!

(Of course, he could have been a man before his time, training to be an American Airlines pilot...)

PFHHPFHHHH!

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:53 | 5774276 TheReplacement
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Wikipedia still got you stumped eh.  African American.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:17 | 5774178 monkeyboy
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AMEN!!!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:45 | 5774252 TheReplacement
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They better hurry up with conquering Russia so they can utilize those vast Siberian forests.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:51 | 5773701 Money Boo Boo
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I thought the plan was to cup balls, close eyes and pucker up?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:41 | 5773901 Galactic Superwave
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Notice that his finger tips are purple...lack of blood flow...must be a zombie in the making or a heart attack candidate.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 06:14 | 5774905 supercelld
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 07:42 | 5774972 3Wishes
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Am I invisible yet

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:43 | 5773656 ZomBiEHiGH
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All I heard during the conference was ... "monday... blah blah blah.... monday... monday... monday... MONDAY... BLAH BLAH BLAH. Next Question?"

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:44 | 5773659 TruthHunter
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What deity would listen to them?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:46 | 5773671 Uber Vandal
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Mammon

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:47 | 5773678 El Vaquero
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Cthulhu.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:52 | 5773710 Money Boo Boo
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Beyonce

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:00 | 5773757 Supernova Born
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Zombie Gutenberg

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:59 | 5773763 THX 1178
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Uhh... Satan Herself?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:06 | 5773788 HardlyZero
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He is hoping for the Whore of Babylon to open the gates wide open with her (Lagarde) largesse.

(just swap a few letters, a's to e's, its easy to do...)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:44 | 5773660 RaceToTheBottom
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"Dear Goldman, save us."

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:29 | 5773849 zeropain
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Now they will do gods vengence.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:46 | 5773663 MsCreant
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Up till now the strategy has been "Prey."

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:11 | 5773799 HardlyZero
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Dijsselbloem must see the end of the road, and doesn't like what he sees.

There is no more road.

There is only shit can.    He can not kick it anymore.

Sad.

It will end badly.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:44 | 5773666 geox
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You are testing my strenght, my Lord. LOL

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:49 | 5773926 youngman
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These guys have to know they are in deep doo doo....these meetings are not fun and food anymore....its all about their survival and bonuses if they can pull it off...noone will be remembered well if they crash and burn the EU....who wants to be the Captain of the Titanic....his name is not held in high regard anymore...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:45 | 5773669 surf0766
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We have potentially some future plan to agree on our hookers and blow

Forward !

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:45 | 5773670 ZomBiEHiGH
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Lol why can't we get this bullshit over with and let this fucker implode. Who's tired of waiting?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:46 | 5773672 AL_SWEARENGEN
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Prayer indeed profith the soul.  But if one's god is money expect one's soul to be hypothicacted to a dark buyer of such securities. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:56 | 5773750 dsty
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yup

me like

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:01 | 5773769 MsCreant
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Agree, nice!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:35 | 5773876 cherry picker
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Faith is logical, isn't it?  :)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:39 | 5774068 dsty
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do you think your thoughts are logical?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:46 | 5773675 Sanity Bear
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it's down the road, not across the street, bro... don't fuck this up like you fucked up everything else in your life. I'd suggest something with a caliber, but you'd probably chicken out at the last moment and just blow half your face off, fail to finish the job and leave the rest of us with having to clean that shit up

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:47 | 5773677 trader1
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Varoufakis and Schauble smiling and shaking hands
http://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/griechenland-oecd-103.html

watch for IMF, OECD coordinated "New Deal" bridge plan to replace Troika branded debt-restructuring and growth program.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:51 | 5773705 cossack55
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Looks more like he is checking Schauble's pulse and realizing the old kraut is almost todt.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:01 | 5773770 Winston Churchill
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Leave the poison dwarf on wheels alone.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:19 | 5773824 walküre
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just nicety, no agreement

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:47 | 5773679 yrad
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God can't help at this point..

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:55 | 5773739 dsty
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wrong

depends on who is asking

and what they are asking

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:47 | 5773681 Bobportlandor
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With all the major players lined up for a game of ?????? ????, I bet this get's fixed ??????????.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:48 | 5773683 Yen Cross
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 Juncker is using this guy like an actor in " Shadow Puppet Theatre"...Dijsselbloem is a numbers cruncher, and NOT a Technocrat.

 

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:59 | 5774289 ThroxxOfVron
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Fuck him.  He can walk away like anyone else.  He has not.  -Not yet.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:48 | 5773685 tom a taxpayer
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He's praying for a piece of Christine Lagarde who sat next to him at the press conference. Christine was clad top to bottom in black leather.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:52 | 5773715 cossack55
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More proof the Matrix exists.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:00 | 5773720 noben
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She's a dirty one, built for speed. Exactly what banksters like.

www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/02/...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:56 | 5773746 stocktivity
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She'd wear him out.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:59 | 5773762 Bemused Observer
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Nah, probably praying to avoid Miss Christine...Last time they met, she immobilized him and planted her larvae inside him...took weeks for the little fuckers to mature and exit his body...
And he's pretty sure the bitch is gravid again...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:50 | 5773695 smacker
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Dieselboom gets his come-uppence for earlier deceit. How does that feel Sir?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 01:14 | 5774611 bid the soldier...
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Oh, he was only saying what Valerie Jarrett told Mark Rutte to tell him to say.  

"All blame leads to Washington D.C."

It doesn't hurt to think that the CIA/NSA has compromising emails and photographs on at least 60% of the NATO politicians.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:51 | 5773702 Bunga Bunga
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He looks like the template for Europe.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:53 | 5773725 Money Boo Boo
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He looks like the template for Europe.

 

yes, renting 10 yr old boys by the hour

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:54 | 5773730 mototard
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I wonder which God he is praying to?  Allah? The father of Jesus?  Jamie Dimon?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:58 | 5773745 fascismlover
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I was thinking from the peoples' perspective when I read the headline...I was not thinking about praying when I saw the picture - I was thinking about spreading the cheeks as wide as they can go....hopefully the agreements all of these countries are coming up with includes generous lube for the less than elite.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:56 | 5773748 Conax
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"We need a miracle and he's sittin' there prayin'."

~ Tommy Chong

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:57 | 5773753 medium giraffe
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That's how you contact the Fed mothership. Cross ref. Benny The Bux.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:59 | 5773759 mototard
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If I understand banking correctly:

 

a).  If  I owe the bank $100,000 dollars, I have a problem.

 

b).  If I owe the bank $100,000,000, then the bank has a problem.

 

Therefore, it is the ECB/EU that has the problem, not Greece.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:04 | 5773780 Wolferl
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Wrong. ECB/EU have a printing press. Greece .... not. It´s Greece that has the problem.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:36 | 5773881 geox
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But there are other printing presses nearby wiling to help!

 

At the end is pressing a bottom.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:45 | 5773916 Wolferl
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Well, if you say so. But it´s still not a Greek printing press. Which doesn´t matter anyway, because notes from a Greek printing press will be not different than toilet paper.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:40 | 5773882 zeropain
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EU has no political union. Any country can walk away. Ecb does now own a printing press they rent it. Greece gets a new printing press when they leave the EU. The power of a sovern country rarher than a trade union.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:12 | 5773976 Wolferl
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The concept of a sovereign country in the era of globalisation and the rule of the US empire is highly questionable. If you don´t team up with others you don´t get more sovereignty but much less. For a small and weak country like Greece it´s crucial to be in a strong union, but that´s what stupid Greeks will never get.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:39 | 5774065 MarsInScorpio
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Wolf:

 

When the NATO ships in Greek harbors notice they are surrunded by ships flying the Russian tri-color, and China's Red and Stars, you'll find it was the stupid Western Europeans who didn't get it.

 

Western Europe suffers from a terminal case of arrogance, passed on to it by the USA.

 

That's why both patients are only steps away from the econoimic morgue.

 

The rest of the world will kick in the dirt, and say, "Good ridance."

-30-

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 09:00 | 5775164 TeraByte
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I am inclined to specify closer the clinical picture of WES, Western Europe Syndrome. It is a psychosis, where arrogance combines with megalomaniac hallucination, which paralyses patient to an extent, that he is not willing defend himself by any physical means regardless of a level of outside threat.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 01:05 | 5774602 bid the soldier...
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Wrong.

Greece has China.  ECB/EU not.

It's ECB/EU that has the problem.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:59 | 5773760 Duc888
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Fuck the EU.

 

LOL.

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:52 | 5773928 nmewn
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Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain and France...what a shit show...lol.

Now I do recall that it wasn't too awfully long ago I remember our "best & brightest" exhorting us all on, that we should behave and act "like europe", in the positive context, saying how sophisticated, refined, dignified and metropolitan they are.

For some reason all this begging & groveling of your neighbors never comes off as very dignified to me.

I guess I'm just some American hick who can't grasp "the nuance" ;-)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:37 | 5774056 dsty
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well, that saying worked real well when it was said

anyway, 1 day later, everyone forgot what was said.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:00 | 5773765 Yen Cross
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   Pray you don't end up, at the end of a noose...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:38 | 5774234 delacroix
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or a nuance

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:05 | 5773774 macroeconomist
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--posted above

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:11 | 5773803 Dungholio
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Is Mr. Yellen on his knees under his table?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:19 | 5773822 Teamtc321
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Even that hairy ass ugly bankster twerp would be running, Yelling, Run, Forrest, Run!!!!!! ....if Yellen was under the table trying to get a jaw full.....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:12 | 5773808 Niall Of The Ni...
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Dijsselbloem, pray. Right. To whom, his bank account? He's clearly just falling asleep.

"Yawn...I never thought paraphrasing 'Fuck Yanis' that many times would be so exhausting. 'Why no deal?' 'Why no deal?' Fuck all you hacks, that's why! Come back after the Greek army get off their asses, there'll be a deal then!"

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:13 | 5773810 achilles5008
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He should be praying. What's happening now is the result of someone doing Gods work.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:19 | 5773827 Oldballplayer
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Bashed Assad must be shitting a brick. I think he is the only distraction left.

Or the boys in Tehran.

Can we get the IDF in the air by the weekend?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:21 | 5773832 Yen Cross
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 I see a Whistle~Blower ?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:24 | 5773841 ronron
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our father, who art in heaven. please help me.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:55 | 5773942 acetinker
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DeiselBoom is absolutely fucked, and he knows it.

Merkel is absolutely fucked, and she knows it.

Draghi is absolutely fucked, and he knows it.

Putin is standing aside and saying "you know you're fucked don't you?"

My fellows,  this is the greatest movie that will likely ever not be made- and we're living in it.

I love ya'!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 01:01 | 5774594 bid the soldier...
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Everybody got fucked in the first quarter of 2009.

We had remission since then.

And getting fucked, for many of us, has been an enjoyable experience.

The problem will occur when we stop getting fucked.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:18 | 5774003 nmewn
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I've lost my place, is this the psilocybin thread?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:38 | 5774064 dsty
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that's what happens when you smoke weed.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:05 | 5774084 Yen Cross
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  You NEVER, lose track of anything DR.nmewn.. WTF?

  Psilocybin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:32 | 5774224 dumbStruck
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Prayer is not a strategy.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 00:01 | 5774471 bluskyes
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All strategies should have a last resort.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 23:21 | 5774353 ThroxxOfVron
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He has closed his eyes so as to hide his confusion and fear.

He knows it's over.

He knows history.

-& he is terrified of the ghastly consequences of the unravelling of the failed project.

Disintegration.  He has finally visualized the disintegration of the Union.

It is more than an economic crisis, or a banking crisis, or a currency crisis, or a debt crisis, or even all of these at once: which it IS.

He has begun to imagine what may come next, what is likely to follow, what is to be unleashed: the new Napoleons and Hitlers and Stalins, the new Robespierres and Torquemadas and Trotskys, the cascade of ideological and racial and nationalist violences that have been suppressed that will be unleashed with the sundering of the fragile Union.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 23:51 | 5774444 Renegade0031
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Please Europe forive us for this piece of ****.

We wanted to get rid of him (like ditching on the bottom of the ocean) or like our queen Maxima Zorreguita did trow the fucker out of a flying plane.

Sorry we put this banker-to-be in charge, other hand, you (Europe) created this by giving the other lie minister Timmermans a great job in Europe for his lying act on MH17 within the UN...

 

Once again...true apologies from the Netherlands..we have c*nt ministers also, feeling so ashamed

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 00:21 | 5774519 Impotent_Smurf
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What a ball of yarn this is, we'll see cotton candy on sale for sure...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 03:13 | 5774774 Soul Glow
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lol

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 07:59 | 5775025 J Mahoney
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Close Eyes And Think--- How can I respond to this so that later I can say thats not what I meant. Maybe I need to use the Bill Clinton's "Is Trick"

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 08:29 | 5775088 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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Maybe he has the 'inside track' with the Almighty???? (Won't see Bracko Bomber do that)

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