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Europe's Only Remaining Strategy (In 1 Picture)
After what The Guardian described appropriately as:
"the shortest, and most disappointing, press conference I can remember covering since this financial crisis began," it is clear that rather than move forward, Europe has moved backwards as officials who should now been working on a resolution ready for Monday will be sitting on their hands.
The disputes clearly go straight to the heart of this crisis -- with Dijsselbloem saying that political agreement is needed. That bats the problem over to tomorrow’s EU Summit.
Leaving them with only one option...
h/t @dgatopoulos
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The fiat Gods are not happy. Time for plan Zombie.
They are praying the printer holds up and they do not run out of paper or ink.
Dsijelbloom is a joke, funny to watch his press conference
on the first question he states what the handlers told him: we are working.... be patient blahh blahhh
on the third question he replies saying none is going to do anything until Monday because we have no political agreement therefore the experts cannot work on details ...then he realizes he talked to much and just closed the press conference ...
forget it.
Europe was designed to fail, having one currency and each country issues his own bonds which can be attacked one by one ...
DieselBloom: What's a staple gun? And why is everybody sayin' I should shoot myself in the groin 238 times? ;-)
Looney
Didn't his mother ever tell him his face would freeze like that?
The End of the European Union leading to the birth of the future.
Obviously Praying to the DEVIL.
“For crying out loud..
Please let these guys figure out how good a 220 percent debt/GDP will be for them”.
"the shortest, and most disappointing, press conference I can remember covering since this financial crisis began,"
The truth is always concise and without fanfare or debate. Proves all the other press conferences were circus acts and side shows.
Amazing that as reality sets in for these diabolical money changers, they get visibly distraught.
The financial system is ONE BIG LIE, the proof of such written all over his face.
To whom or to what do Godless Statists pray?
911 operators pretty soon.
Fuck you, Diesel!
#FreeJonCorzine
What dastardly false flag have mossad/Gladio/mI6 got planned now as a distraction? It would need to be a big one this time, something suitably shocking and far reaching that will distract and make the masses plead for government help.
Wait for it...
Russia bombs Kiev
or
Obama gets his global war on ISIS from Congress and ISIS turns up in Moscow
Dear Lord.
Keep the mob away from the Bastille and I will never jack-off again - err - i really mean it this time, ... honest!
Amen
knuckles, you crack me up (sometimes). You seem to have been rather moody, lately, so i will answer your question...
"To whom or to what do Godless Statists pray?"
Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the death of the E.U., thy bankers are with me (I think). The printing presses and the NIRP are comforting me. There is only one god, and his name is MAMMON, and Rothschild is his prophet. May your servants in the halls of war in the Western Pentagram start yet another holy war; so that we may all once again re-unify under the banner of fiat currency, I pray; and defeat the enemies of old, the gold and silver idols and the idea that humans can live without our Divine direction as their unelected, appointed masters.
In Yellen's name, I pray,
AMEN.
(Halleluiah, my brother! Let's crank up the printing presses!)
would they go back to mark to market?
Our Father, Who art in heaven Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from euro. Amen.
When a moron like Dijsselbloem sits on a table to discuss European and the global economy with this guy
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/the-global-minotaur-a-global-finance-...
it will not even take 15 minutes to start praying that the meeting is over...
Lol, as if Europe, or the EU need a strategy. The Greeks need a way to to get out of the deep hole they dug themselves in. Watch Varoufakis crawl back and beg the others to give some money on Monday. Will be fun to watch.
Wolf, none of them have any capacity or mandate to issue checks. The Greeks represent their people and to be honest, I'm not even sure why they showed up. Their position is pretty clear. They want out.
Who does Schäuble represent? Not me. He's a bankster shill and works for the elite. They got themselves into this mess. The Euro was DOA and it is now only a matter of time before Italy, Spain and Portugal abandon the Euro because it hurts their economies.
Germany was good before the Euro. Why did they agree to this bullshit in the first place?
Greed
@ Wallküre
Germany had to agree to the Euro because of the German unification. If others leave, it´s not Germany´s problem at all. Germany will do well with or without the Euro. But a country like Greece or others will not. Like i said it´s not Europe or the EU that´s in a mess. And the EU will be even better if a basket case like Greece finally leaves.
Greece is just the G in PIIGS...and the rest of the world is also in horrible shape related to debt. Your point would make sense if there was relative health elsewhere. But there's not.
When the G goes, all you're left with is PIIS.
And they will be PIISing on Brussels and the Euro
Varoufakis crawl back and beg the others to give some money on Monday. Will be fun to watch.
Better to keep ones head than lose it for a moment of bling-zen.
You didn't long the EUR again? Did you? Your're not shopping the ZH for a buy-up crowd, are you?
Really? The unification happened in '89 under then Chancelor Kohl. I remember the debates about the how and when like it was yesterday. East Germans got a sweet deal being able to convert all their cash 1:1 up to the first DM 2500 and then 1:2 after that. Before the wall came down, their currency was as good as toilet paper. All pensions and other liabilities were completely absorbed by West Germany as well and paid out 100% in Deutschmark from Day 1. Do they still have the "Soli" to pay for all this?
Are you suggesting that the Euro deal goes as far back as this moment in time and that Germany made these concessions to the EU?
Grap a history book and read. Before 1990 the Deutsche Mark actually was what the Euro is today in many ways, "the" European currency. And the Germans/ the Bundesbank were in charge of the European monetary policy by that. Many states in Europe didn´t like that of course, even before 1990. So killing the Deutsche Mark was the prise Germany had to pay to get French, British and Italian approval for the German unification.
This is some bullshit.
Why did Germany need anyone's approval to unify?
Because there is no such thing as a "sovereign state" anymore today in international politics . If there ever was anyway. Every state is operating within a dense framework/network and needs approval from other states for whatever is happening. Even for a country like Germany And that´s what that new Greek government does not understand.
This is some bullshit.
Why did Germany need anyone's approval to unify?
why indeed?
bring back the man ...
you must be a troll Hans. how do you guys get paid by the clicks ? i recall some people did not want much red ones ... i will not give you a red one. it must a shity job though, well i guess it pays the bills but it seems you enjoy what you doing ... like this shit you wrote above ... even clicked it twice in case it get missed by the others ... trying to fish as well?
Last words of "Cherokee Bill" (half AA/half Cherokee) hung at Fort Smith, Arkansas, March 17, 1896 for murdering 7 people.,
"I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die."
What's not to like?
Where's Judge Parker when you need him?
Oh Lord...please let me make it through this press conference without saying "we made progress".
He is, praying, and preying.
Must be dysfunctional.
Prey for Piece.....
WHIRLED (World) PEAS (Piece)!
AND, PREY; for the piece, for Jeru...Jeru... Jeru... oh, hell, Salem, Massachussetts, the NEW JERUSALEM! Our PROMISED LAND, Meshugginah! (Itralians and Micks [and Sheenies and Wops] and witches need not apply)
Equivalent truthiness in the current situation:
"I didn't come here to answer questions. i came here to squirm like a worm.
Gringo: RE: your comment:
"Last words of "Cherokee Bill" (half AA/half Cherokee) hung at Fort Smith, Arkansas, March 17, 1896 for murdering 7 people."
PFHHH! REALLY? (laughing as I read your comment)
WTF is 'half AA'? The only thing I can think of in this context is 'Alcoholics Anonymous'! I guess when he sat in jail awaiting his execution, he got some sound advice as to how to take control of his drinking issue (that led him to black out and murder 7 people in the first place).
LESSON:
NEVER give whiskey to an INJUN! Especially a Cherokee! Those fuckers have MEAN TEMPERS when they're drunk!
(Of course, he could have been a man before his time, training to be an American Airlines pilot...)
PFHHPFHHHH!
Wikipedia still got you stumped eh. African American.
AMEN!!!
They better hurry up with conquering Russia so they can utilize those vast Siberian forests.
I thought the plan was to cup balls, close eyes and pucker up?
Notice that his finger tips are purple...lack of blood flow...must be a zombie in the making or a heart attack candidate.
I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com
Am I invisible yet
All I heard during the conference was ... "monday... blah blah blah.... monday... monday... monday... MONDAY... BLAH BLAH BLAH. Next Question?"
What deity would listen to them?
Mammon
Cthulhu.
Beyonce
Zombie Gutenberg
Uhh... Satan Herself?
He is hoping for the Whore of Babylon to open the gates wide open with her (Lagarde) largesse.
(just swap a few letters, a's to e's, its easy to do...)
"Dear Goldman, save us."
Now they will do gods vengence.
Up till now the strategy has been "Prey."
Dijsselbloem must see the end of the road, and doesn't like what he sees.
There is no more road.
There is only shit can. He can not kick it anymore.
Sad.
It will end badly.
You are testing my strenght, my Lord. LOL
These guys have to know they are in deep doo doo....these meetings are not fun and food anymore....its all about their survival and bonuses if they can pull it off...noone will be remembered well if they crash and burn the EU....who wants to be the Captain of the Titanic....his name is not held in high regard anymore...
We have potentially some future plan to agree on our hookers and blow
Forward !
Lol why can't we get this bullshit over with and let this fucker implode. Who's tired of waiting?
Prayer indeed profith the soul. But if one's god is money expect one's soul to be hypothicacted to a dark buyer of such securities.
yup
me like
Agree, nice!
Faith is logical, isn't it? :)
do you think your thoughts are logical?
it's down the road, not across the street, bro... don't fuck this up like you fucked up everything else in your life. I'd suggest something with a caliber, but you'd probably chicken out at the last moment and just blow half your face off, fail to finish the job and leave the rest of us with having to clean that shit up
Varoufakis and Schauble smiling and shaking hands
http://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/griechenland-oecd-103.html
watch for IMF, OECD coordinated "New Deal" bridge plan to replace Troika branded debt-restructuring and growth program.
Looks more like he is checking Schauble's pulse and realizing the old kraut is almost todt.
Leave the poison dwarf on wheels alone.
just nicety, no agreement
God can't help at this point..
wrong
depends on who is asking
and what they are asking
With all the major players lined up for a game of ?????? ????, I bet this get's fixed ??????????.
Juncker is using this guy like an actor in " Shadow Puppet Theatre"...Dijsselbloem is a numbers cruncher, and NOT a Technocrat.
Fuck him. He can walk away like anyone else. He has not. -Not yet.
He's praying for a piece of Christine Lagarde who sat next to him at the press conference. Christine was clad top to bottom in black leather.
More proof the Matrix exists.
She's a dirty one, built for speed. Exactly what banksters like.
www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/02/...
She'd wear him out.
Nah, probably praying to avoid Miss Christine...Last time they met, she immobilized him and planted her larvae inside him...took weeks for the little fuckers to mature and exit his body...
And he's pretty sure the bitch is gravid again...
Dieselboom gets his come-uppence for earlier deceit. How does that feel Sir?
Oh, he was only saying what Valerie Jarrett told Mark Rutte to tell him to say.
It doesn't hurt to think that the CIA/NSA has compromising emails and photographs on at least 60% of the NATO politicians.
He looks like the template for Europe.
He looks like the template for Europe.
yes, renting 10 yr old boys by the hour
I wonder which God he is praying to? Allah? The father of Jesus? Jamie Dimon?
I was thinking from the peoples' perspective when I read the headline...I was not thinking about praying when I saw the picture - I was thinking about spreading the cheeks as wide as they can go....hopefully the agreements all of these countries are coming up with includes generous lube for the less than elite.
"We need a miracle and he's sittin' there prayin'."
~ Tommy Chong
That's how you contact the Fed mothership. Cross ref. Benny The Bux.
If I understand banking correctly:
a). If I owe the bank $100,000 dollars, I have a problem.
b). If I owe the bank $100,000,000, then the bank has a problem.
Therefore, it is the ECB/EU that has the problem, not Greece.
Wrong. ECB/EU have a printing press. Greece .... not. It´s Greece that has the problem.
But there are other printing presses nearby wiling to help!
At the end is pressing a bottom.
Well, if you say so. But it´s still not a Greek printing press. Which doesn´t matter anyway, because notes from a Greek printing press will be not different than toilet paper.
EU has no political union. Any country can walk away. Ecb does now own a printing press they rent it. Greece gets a new printing press when they leave the EU. The power of a sovern country rarher than a trade union.
The concept of a sovereign country in the era of globalisation and the rule of the US empire is highly questionable. If you don´t team up with others you don´t get more sovereignty but much less. For a small and weak country like Greece it´s crucial to be in a strong union, but that´s what stupid Greeks will never get.
Wolf:
When the NATO ships in Greek harbors notice they are surrunded by ships flying the Russian tri-color, and China's Red and Stars, you'll find it was the stupid Western Europeans who didn't get it.
Western Europe suffers from a terminal case of arrogance, passed on to it by the USA.
That's why both patients are only steps away from the econoimic morgue.
The rest of the world will kick in the dirt, and say, "Good ridance."
-30-
I am inclined to specify closer the clinical picture of WES, Western Europe Syndrome. It is a psychosis, where arrogance combines with megalomaniac hallucination, which paralyses patient to an extent, that he is not willing defend himself by any physical means regardless of a level of outside threat.
Wrong.
Greece has China. ECB/EU not.
It's ECB/EU that has the problem.
Fuck the EU.
LOL.
Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain and France...what a shit show...lol.
Now I do recall that it wasn't too awfully long ago I remember our "best & brightest" exhorting us all on, that we should behave and act "like europe", in the positive context, saying how sophisticated, refined, dignified and metropolitan they are.
For some reason all this begging & groveling of your neighbors never comes off as very dignified to me.
I guess I'm just some American hick who can't grasp "the nuance" ;-)
well, that saying worked real well when it was said
anyway, 1 day later, everyone forgot what was said.
Pray you don't end up, at the end of a noose...
or a nuance
--posted above
Is Mr. Yellen on his knees under his table?
Even that hairy ass ugly bankster twerp would be running, Yelling, Run, Forrest, Run!!!!!! ....if Yellen was under the table trying to get a jaw full.....
Dijsselbloem, pray. Right. To whom, his bank account? He's clearly just falling asleep.
"Yawn...I never thought paraphrasing 'Fuck Yanis' that many times would be so exhausting. 'Why no deal?' 'Why no deal?' Fuck all you hacks, that's why! Come back after the Greek army get off their asses, there'll be a deal then!"
He should be praying. What's happening now is the result of someone doing Gods work.
Bashed Assad must be shitting a brick. I think he is the only distraction left.
Or the boys in Tehran.
Can we get the IDF in the air by the weekend?
I see a Whistle~Blower ?
our father, who art in heaven. please help me.
DeiselBoom is absolutely fucked, and he knows it.
Merkel is absolutely fucked, and she knows it.
Draghi is absolutely fucked, and he knows it.
Putin is standing aside and saying "you know you're fucked don't you?"
My fellows, this is the greatest movie that will likely ever not be made- and we're living in it.
I love ya'!
Everybody got fucked in the first quarter of 2009.
We had remission since then.
And getting fucked, for many of us, has been an enjoyable experience.
The problem will occur when we stop getting fucked.
I've lost my place, is this the psilocybin thread?
that's what happens when you smoke weed.
You NEVER, lose track of anything DR.nmewn.. WTF?
Psilocybin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia?
Prayer is not a strategy.
All strategies should have a last resort.
He has closed his eyes so as to hide his confusion and fear.
He knows it's over.
He knows history.
-& he is terrified of the ghastly consequences of the unravelling of the failed project.
Disintegration. He has finally visualized the disintegration of the Union.
It is more than an economic crisis, or a banking crisis, or a currency crisis, or a debt crisis, or even all of these at once: which it IS.
He has begun to imagine what may come next, what is likely to follow, what is to be unleashed: the new Napoleons and Hitlers and Stalins, the new Robespierres and Torquemadas and Trotskys, the cascade of ideological and racial and nationalist violences that have been suppressed that will be unleashed with the sundering of the fragile Union.
Please Europe forive us for this piece of ****.
We wanted to get rid of him (like ditching on the bottom of the ocean) or like our queen Maxima Zorreguita did trow the fucker out of a flying plane.
Sorry we put this banker-to-be in charge, other hand, you (Europe) created this by giving the other lie minister Timmermans a great job in Europe for his lying act on MH17 within the UN...
Once again...true apologies from the Netherlands..we have c*nt ministers also, feeling so ashamed
What a ball of yarn this is, we'll see cotton candy on sale for sure...
lol
Close Eyes And Think--- How can I respond to this so that later I can say thats not what I meant. Maybe I need to use the Bill Clinton's "Is Trick"
Maybe he has the 'inside track' with the Almighty???? (Won't see Bracko Bomber do that)