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The "Good News, Bad News" Wreckovery (In 1 Cartoon)

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About that 'low-gas-price' tax cut...

 

 

h/t @RudyHavenstein

Just to confirm... no low gas price tax cut stimulus...

 

and about those surging auto purchases...AND DELINQUENCIES

 

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Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:35 | 5773628 zeropain
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so more good news since less cars on the road gas will be even less.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:36 | 5773630 Motorhead
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Wreckovery.  Is that a quote from Elmer Fudd?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:39 | 5773641 A Lunatic
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Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting the Middle Class. Heh, heh, heh, heh.......

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:40 | 5773647 MsCreant
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Middow Cwass, but yeah, vewy, vewy, Elmah.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:56 | 5773741 SWRichmond
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Kill da wabbit

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:05 | 5773785 I am more equal...
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I question the simplistic argument; the Saudi's purposely oversupply the market to force the mothballing of the fracked wells.  So, cheap goods are bad?  The oil crash in the 80's hurt the energy states.  The rest of the country flourished.  The problem is not cheap oil, it is the diluted currencies of the world.  The underlying commodity - money - is the problem.  Something much bigger and more dangerous is going on. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 06:04 | 5774895 ebworthen
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The devaluation of 99% of human life to benefit the 1% if you go down the rabbit hole far enough.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:05 | 5773787 Handful of Dust
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"Change you can believe in!"

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 23:40 | 5774413 savagegoose
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"SSSShhhhhh... I'm hunting tewwowists  "

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 06:02 | 5774894 ebworthen
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"My name is Elmer Fudd, I own a mansion and a yacht!"

Love those Looney Tunes, so apropos for our current insanity.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 07:33 | 5774956 NoVa
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"I am Elmer J Fudd, millionaire.

I own a mansion and a yycth"

 

Fixed it - 

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:37 | 5773634 Uchtdorf
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AlGore is going to have to find a new gig since 'Murika will have a much smaller carbon footprint from all this.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:55 | 5773735 whotookmyalias
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Maybe he and Brian Williams can launch a new news channel.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:56 | 5773743 TheReplacement
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Perhaps he can expand his house(s) so he can eat up more gigawatts each day.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:00 | 5773764 HardlyZero
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Yes.  And from what I see here...a lot less HOT AIR !

Fiat to zero.

Nature reversion to the mean...until next time.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 00:59 | 5774587 Dakota Kid
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If Al Whore would just stop talking, we would have global cooling.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:44 | 5773664 dimwitted economist
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HAHAHAHA!!!!! We are so Fucked!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:56 | 5773740 Money Boo Boo
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armagovery is next !! 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:02 | 5773772 HardlyZero
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West Coast 29 port weekly shutdowns will also cause issues with delivering any foreign made cars...unless they can float across the Pacific under thier own power.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:30 | 5774045 gdogus erectus
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I saw a Lotus that could do that once. Owned by a man named Bond. James Bond.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:51 | 5774270 HisNameIsRP
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Back up the truck!  Long towtrucks

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 06:15 | 5774908 supercelld
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:36 | 5773629 Uchtdorf
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Need more recent repo data than 1st qtr 2014.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:39 | 5773639 tarabel
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Hey, if you didn't figure it out in 2007, well, you had your chance and you blew it. Walk, suckers.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:39 | 5773889 Yen Cross
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Most traders don't have your forsesight/ Seven years('08-'15) is a long time to re~indoctrinate useless basement babies.

 I'm giving you a greenie because you were smart enough to identify the problem.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:39 | 5773643 MsCreant
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If you want to understand economic cycles, it is all above. 

Economic activity down = oil down

Economic activity down = lower income and or fewer jobs. 

Lower income and or fewer jobs = lower demand for goods and services no one can afford or lower economic activity. 

Spiral.

Deflation. 

Which will then set the conditions for inflation or even hyperinflation. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:51 | 5773703 RaceToTheBottom
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Hmmmm, seems like we need the ability to put on some more debt.

Thats the ticket....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:55 | 5773736 Spigot
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The recent divergence between US Macro and WTI basicly illuminates the fraud in the US Macro chart. US.GOV trying to prevent a recognition of the REALITY of what is happening in the real economy (see WTI for the REAL economic performance). WTI entirely reflects reality. US Macro is just number made up by souless minions in War-Shing-Ton.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:53 | 5773932 ILLILLILLI
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Clearly larger lies are necessary.

Spin machine to overdrive...!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:07 | 5773791 zeropain
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Crash,economic pain felt to get rid of the corruption. Then print when everybody learns it lesson . Everything else is just fake.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:42 | 5773655 NOZZLE
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In Illinois the cheapest gas prices are in the middle of nowhere, most expensive by about $2-3 higher per gallon are in Chitcongo and the collar counties where everyone lives. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:45 | 5773661 cigarEngineer
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I don't see eye-to-eye with the argument that lower commodity prices are not an economic stimulant, as lower material prices lower the costs of production and thereby increase economic return on capital.

Even when one considers the argument that producers of commodities earn less and must downsize, that is comparable with thinking that higher union wages are an economic stimulus because workers get more money.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:50 | 5773697 Doubleguns
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Cigar, to a point your right but when production ceases and job losses start things begin to shift, dependent upon severity of those losses in production and jobs.  

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:51 | 5773698 Doubleguns
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unavailable website screen got me tripple posted sorry all. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:52 | 5773699 Doubleguns
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Ditto.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:56 | 5773744 Money Boo Boo
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tripleguns

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 09:37 | 5775289 Doubleguns
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Must be a drilling.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:55 | 5773734 MsCreant
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There is too much fraud, that is what a bubble is. It was pumped up on fake demand (speculation, manipulation, and misrepresentation). The fall will take us through the floor rather than stop at a new sustainable level because productive capacity is going to be destroyed in this deflation. If cycles were allowed to be normal ups and downs, you would be correct. IMHO. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:58 | 5773756 Hohum
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Lower oil prices are not a stimulant when you have an economy built on waste.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:59 | 5773761 TheReplacement
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Yeah I have to agree.  To be fair, lower prices seem to be indicating lack of demand which is symptomatic of deflating global economy.

Still, whether the economy is growing or shrinking, I want to pay less if possible.  I'll take this horse and not balk about it's teeth.  Oil prices are not the problem, just a symptom.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:28 | 5773848 Abbie Normal
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Lower oil prices is just another side of the broken window fallacy.  The net gain to the economy is at best zero, and more likely negative.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 09:28 | 5775250 Arnold
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How's that copper treating ya?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:45 | 5773668 Buster Cherry
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Bugs Bunny was real funny while tripping on acid.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:48 | 5773687 MsCreant
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I did not know the rabbit dosed...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:52 | 5773716 Doubleguns
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Where did the term rabbit hole come from. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:56 | 5773742 MsCreant
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That rabbit is another matter. Go ask Alice...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:19 | 5773784 Normalcy Bias
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When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head,
Remember what the dormouse said:

"Feed your head,
Feed your head."

-Jefferson Airplane

I can still see my best childhood friend's face melt every time I hear that song... lol


Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:49 | 5773691 JimmyRainbow
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not even then

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:50 | 5773693 Rainman
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Ally Bank , hooked to the hip with GM , plans to increase subprime auto loans from 9% to 15% of their loan biz. Disaster cometh !

 

           http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/02/05/ally-financial-strategy-idUSL1N0VF1P320150205

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:51 | 5773704 fascismlover
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The good news is that everyone has a smartphone and is connected!  The bad news is that you probably should not complain about anything in the same area as the smartphone.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:05 | 5773963 JuliaS
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Phones didn't get smart. People got dumb.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:16 | 5773802 noben
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Lower gas prices are a good START.

The next gear in the wreckonomy is: J O B S. Real jobs, paying jobs. With > 30 hrs/wk, > Min wage.

Screw you, fat ass Oligarchs! When was the last time you put in an honest day's work, where you actually produced something other than "Death by Powerpoint", a Memo or a PR* speech to employees or Wall St brokers**?

* Motivational speech about being ever more productive against people who are ever more productive.

** Better profit margins via: Global labor arbitrage and sourcing, low-interest loans, lower taxes (to improve EBIT). They had to get an Ivy League MBA for that?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:32 | 5773862 Abbie Normal
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Lower gas prices have already resulted in tens of thousands of layoffs of real paying jobs with >30 hrs/wk, that will surely be replaced by low-paying jobs with <30 hrs/wk.  So how exactly will we get to the next gear of this wreckovery with even lower oil prices?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:47 | 5773922 ersatz007
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Volume!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:10 | 5773980 cornfritter
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Abbie, I detect fear in your words.  Don't fear.  The bad news is, the news gets worse.  The rpicing in these markets has been controlled, now most economic engineering has failed (mostly because the system is so corrupt, new "money" is immediately vaccuumed up by the minions - this means that the most powerful players are now set for systemic failures, with a new system waiting in the wings - a much worse system).

Now you will see (some) actual supply and demand forces at work.. and it will probably not be pretty.  So don't assume that those < 30 hr. / wk replacement jobs will be forth coming.  Expect no jobs, unless it is you working on your property growing vegge and feeding chickens.  You may get a plastic card for a bit, but soon you may need to take a stamp on your right hand or forehead, showing fealty, to recieve some form of subsidy, or such is prophesied at any rate - which seems to be the way Luciferians roll.

I probably wouldn't recommend the stamp.  A little prayer I would recommend.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:13 | 5773981 Cycle
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Back in 1955, a Detroit factory line worker made $50/hr in current US dollars. Sometime in the late 1980's, the money center banks decided that investing in offshore manufacturing was much more lucrative, and engineered a "strong dollar" for "The New Economy."  When both the AFL-CIO and the NAM (National Association of Manufacturers) aligned to petition Congress to stop the exodus of work by letting the dollar fall in line with the current account deficit, instead they got an economically clueless and bought POTUS (guess the name) who repealed Glass-Steagall and opened the borders to the goods. What is particularly galling is that the same self-serving banksters and sycophants that captured the Fed and US Treasury, not to mention the SEC, are still plying the trade. Which at this point seems to be to keep repeating The Big Lie: there is an economic recovery in the US.  Wreckonomy indeed!  ..end rant..

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:33 | 5773853 Yen Cross
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  The good news: Tickle Me Elmo, was a fun toy.

 The Bad news: Tickle Me Elmo, was a pedofile.

 The moral of the story is, "be carefull with stuft toys that offer comfort".

 Examples; CNBS, TOTUS, Squids, Brian Williams, Car salesmen, Pentagon, Fed. ect~

 lol

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:42 | 5773906 ersatz007
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No worries ..just refinance your car loan and reduce your monthly payment.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:59 | 5774131 homebody
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Sure just roll your student loan, credit card debt, mortgage, payday loan ...etc into one manageable package  and start all over again.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 00:37 | 5774548 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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duh!  We still have HELOC...extend and pretend bxtches!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:19 | 5774187 world_debt_slave
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uh, gas is on its way back up

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 07:58 | 5775007 Arnold
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Saudi production , I believe is the key to supply price.

Pennsylvania Gas price went up due to Tax increase, not alone in that.

Internet access set to go to the moon in two weeks with new regulations from FCC.

Drought and high silage prices are the reason Pork is now the meat you eat instead of beef.

Very liberal loan terms are the basis of most repos and foreclosures.

30 hour work weeks with excessively high health insurance deductibles and premiums put the working middies and poor at risk.

Fraud and under handed dealing goes unpunished, no rewarded, at every level and sector.

 

This is a difficult mind problem for many to solve but success depends on one key common factor to all of the above statements.

 

Your Government at work.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 07:38 | 5774964 MrMajestic11
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Pretty funny cartoon.  Pretty shallow points. 

Can the folks at Zerohedge start to show a little more balance?  I am losing interest.

 

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