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The Minsk Summit Begins - Live Webcast

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The so-called "Normandy Quartet" of Merkel, Hollande, Poroshenko, and Putin are arriving for the latest/final round of Ukraine peace talks... Poroshenko warns "things in east Ukraine will "go haywire" if Minsk talks fall through."

 

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Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:31 | 5771642 Haus-Targaryen
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Flag placement in alternative live feed I find interesting. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:36 | 5771675 clade7
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Yes, it throws off the spotters range and windage...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:09 | 5771885 El Vaquero
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" Poroshenko warns "things in east Ukraine will "go haywire" if Minsk talks fall through.""

 

Come now, Count Chocula.  Tell the truth:  Without US backing and arms, what you mean by "haywire" is that you'll run out of 25-60 year old draftees and lose the fight.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:13 | 5771908 max2205
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Aapl is up 7 $JACK today.....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:36 | 5771677 BeanusCountus
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Posted this on wrong thread.  But, again, Minsk you say?  Where have I heard that before?  Oh yeah.  Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ObycvN3DA

And the tradition continues.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:21 | 5771950 Osmium
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Did Somebody say Minsk?  As in Rochelle, Rochelle?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK7kjW6ASPE&t=2m35s

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:03 | 5771855 1000yrdstare
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Ukraine has to fall to NATO, or Zbig's "Grand Chessboard" won't work....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:54 | 5772082 cowdiddly
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Its ok, Alexander Zinoviev and the Russians are on to em.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:12 | 5771901 Stoploss
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Where's Barry???

Don't see any coffee cups anywhere.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:34 | 5772019 lakecity55
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In the "men's" room as usual.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:59 | 5772145 drendebe10
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Has the liar in chief fudgepacker been relegated to the wives club again?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:59 | 5771650 falak pema
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Waltzing Matilda !

Will it be A Strauss Waltz or a Polish Mazurka or Russian Berezka ?

As long as it isn't the Kalachnikov!

--- Thats what Vald gave to Sissi at their meeting in Cairo yesterday : A Kalachnikov ! Was that a message? 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:24 | 5773069 Anunnaki
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With Walzman at the helm, it will be Fiddler on the Roof

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:35 | 5771664 semperfi
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Poroshenko:  The US is going to supply us "defensive" weapons.

Putin:  If they do, prepare to have your lovely country completely erased. Have a nice day.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:28 | 5771833 giovanni_f
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From a recently leaked secret conversation:

Kerry to Putin, Merkel:"We must help defend Ukrianian freedom-n-democracy with defensive weapons against the Russian aggressor if Russia doesn't stop supporting the Novorussian terrists..."

Putin to Merkel: "Angela, this guy means you! Russia will suffer - inititally - but longterm prevail, The US will also win because its plan to weaken Russia and Europe at the same time will to some extent  work - but the damage Germany will incur will be long-lasting, perhaps irreversably this time...Your people feel it, how are you going to deal with it?"

Merkel:"I know, but they have dirt an me. I did some CIA spying during the time I was studying on the Sowjet people's cost in Moscow. No way back, even if 700 Million Europeans pay the price for my stupidity."

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:37 | 5771679 dimwitted economist
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Boring.......

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:46 | 5771749 giovanni_f
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Last chance... for the US to have its war.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:08 | 5771880 Soul Glow
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Europe is leaning away from war and the US may have to go it alone.  The whole "Fuck the EU" thing will bite Obama.  Karma is a bitch.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:30 | 5771980 giovanni_f
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2 years later, east europe torched, German economy in tatters, relationship to Russia impaired for centuries. US to Germany: "It was our war but it will remain your problem. We are sooooo sorry...".

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:55 | 5772122 goldhedge
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The UK Defence Minister is already signalling for use of military force.  So the UK will be right behind Uncle Sam when the shit hits the fan.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:51 | 5771780 Vic Odd
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ECB: "We create the principal, but principal plus interest is owed."

EU: "But if only the principal is created, and principal plus interest is owed, doesn't that mean that some countries will necessarily fail and need to borrow more to keep up with payments?"

ECB: "Those countries are lazy and need to work harder."

EU: "But if only 12 eggs are created, and 13 eggs are owed back, mathematics would tell us that one or more countries would need to borrow more eggs into existence in order to keep up with payments."

 

ECB: "That's what we're here for."

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:58 | 5771822 AGuy
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Do you think this quartet is going to be singing either Yankee doodle dandy or America the Beautiful? :)

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 12:59 | 5771823 fightapathy
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All it takes is one kung fu chop to the throat, Putin. JUST ONE... go ahead. His neck is exposed.... NOW!! Chop him! chop him!!!  Awww! Too late. Wait -- looks like another chance... to chop... that fat nazi pig... wait for it... wait for it...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:11 | 5771895 CHX
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The Minsky moment we all have been waiting for ?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:19 | 5771939 Archetype
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Ah, you where just ahead of me. Great minds think alike, right?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:19 | 5771940 IridiumRebel
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All Putin has to do is lay back....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:34 | 5772020 Niall Of The Ni...
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If Poroshenko gave two shits about ending the war in Novorossiya, he'd have already unconditionally surrendered, turned over all powers of government in the Ukraine to the armed forces of the Russian Federation, and thrown himself on the mercy of Russian justice. As it is, he's stalling for time hoping the Americans will save his fat arse. 

Aleksandr Dugin has made clear that the fifth and sixth columns in Russia and points west must be overthrown and liquidated or exiled, because neither Russia nor Eurasia will know peace till this is done.

No more theatrics, Mr. Putin, please. You have appointments to keep in Kiev, and then in Dresden.

As a reward for her service to the Stasi, Comrade Erika can have Pripyat.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:46 | 5772076 NubianSundance
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I'd have preferred they held the meeting in Bialystock with Zero Mostel presiding.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:53 | 5772114 WTFUD
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That fat fucking proxy neoCon puppet tool and windbag will be dropped like the sack of shit he is or come to a timely demise at the hands of the nazi potato heads when their amateur make-shift army of misfits are slaughtered.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 13:57 | 5772129 whateverittakes
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I thought this was a serious summit until i saw there is an actual live feed of the event

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 15:13 | 5772550 donhuangenaro
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lol...! "We want peace!" - said the military industrial complex... sounds oxymoronic to me... well, mostly moronic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y06NSBBRtY

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