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President Obama Explains His "Boots On The Ground" ISIS-War Strategy - Live Feed

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As we detailed earlier, the Nobel peace prize-winning president has been busy today: not only did he already petition Congress earlier to declare war on the Islamic State, a non-country which technically doesn't exist, but now he plans to expand his "war powers" to any other place in the world. We look forward to hearing his explanation for how his "promise" not to put boots on the ground jibes with today's request to deploy boots on the ground... somewhere... anywhere... against ISIS.

 

This is going to be awkward...

 

The President is due to speak at 1530ET (plan accordingly...)

 

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Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:26 | 5772844 Jugdish787
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Fuck you Obama!  I have money on him being at least 15 min late.

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:28 | 5772852 cowdiddly
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yes disrepectful lying self grandizing worthless SOS. I don't even care what drivel you spout anymore.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:35 | 5772880 y3maxx
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...Over

...Under

Thirty minutes

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:38 | 5772894 Sanity Bear
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oh shit, for this he's pretty much on time! This is the money shot.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:40 | 5772898 Four chan
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the manchurian candidate just got new orders.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:41 | 5772907 Sanity Bear
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He's got this one down pat, doesn't he - pitching a fastball. No ums, ahs, stutters or pauses. No attempt to engage audience.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:44 | 5772916 Zero_Head
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It's kinda stupid to use Obama and strategy in the same sentence

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:46 | 5772925 Surly Bear
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Lips moving?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:50 | 5772941 new game
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i conferred with both r and ds and we are in full agreement...

are you fuking kidding me, in full agreement? yea with the money to follow such agrement...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:52 | 5772949 new game
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can't stand even looking at the fuck head. rather watch a mud fence get rained on...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:56 | 5772965 sodbuster
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Where can we get a jpeg of the 'And then I said no boots on the ground"  WB7 got one?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:11 | 5773305 nope-1004
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Oh good I'm early.  Thought I'd miss the 3:30 start out here in LA.

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:30 | 5773385 Ying-Yang
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One morning I shot ISIS in my pajamas. How they got in my pajamas, I don't know.

Groucho Hussein Obama in Animal crackers

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:57 | 5772967 sodbuster
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Rain on a mud fence is a heck of a lot more useful.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:57 | 5772968 power steering
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Barak is the name of Mohammed's horse that he rode to heaven. Barak, the horse, had a man's face. Barak, the Kenyan community organizer, has a horse's face.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:18 | 5773043 DutchR
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Funny how he was voted twice in office

 

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:21 | 5773356 knightowl77
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sad.................... ;-(

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:16 | 5773010 Lore
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The psychopaths are determined to carry on with this "ISIS" / "Al Qaeda 2.0" proxy straw man bullshit.  Seriously?!  American foreign policy is reduced to the geostrategic equivalent of "WHERE'S WALDO?"

WANNA STOP ISIS?  STOP TRAINING, FUNDING, SUPPLYING, SUPPORTING, LEADING AND DEPLOYING THEM. 

You have the blood of three and a half million people on your hands in Iraq alone. Seems a little late to start asking for war authorization.

How much blood and bullshit is enough?  WHEN WILL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OPEN THEIR EYES AND SPOT THE REAL PROBLEM?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:24 | 5773055 nope-1004
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But they don't want to stop ISIS.  Need a boogeyman to polarize and mobilize the nation to support insane killings.

Of course, money is the reason for all of this happening.  As you can see, no other nation on the planet is planning on ME systematic wars like the US is.  This is all done to save the petro dollar and keep the USD in it's reserve position.  How else can over 50% of a nation not work, yet live above the global standard?  OFF THE BACKS OF THE LABOR FROM OTHER NATIONS by the dollar being forced into reserve status.

Obey the use of US dollars in transactions, or face military, I mean, humanitarian occupation.

 

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:21 | 5773058 DutchR
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Damn, another trick question

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:06 | 5773967 noben
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Lore/Ben, a good bankster would fund BOTH sides, no?

Fund ISIS and anti-ISIS Coalition (Jordan, KSA... NGO Mercs, other Jihadists).

NGO Mercs are in place of US Troops, so there's no Bodybag Factor for the US politicians or public to deal with.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:47 | 5772930 Stoploss
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Steady relentless effort to bullshit everybody.

 

Sell gold!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:14 | 5773028 supercelld
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my buddy's sister makes $80 /hr on the computer . She has been fired for nine months but last month her check was $14298 just working on the computer for a few hours. visit here... w­w­w.g­l­o­b­e-r­e­p­o­r­t.c­o­m

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:23 | 5773063 DutchR
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Is she, by any chance related to

my classmate's sister-in-law, my classmate's step-mother, my classmate's sister, my neighbor's ex-wife, my neighbor's half-sister, my neighbor's aunt, my neighbor's mother, my neighbor's step-aunt, my friend's step-aunt, my friend's half-sister, my best friend's aunt, my best friend's mother-in-law, my co worker's step aunt, my roomate's mother-in-law, my buddy's mother-in-law, my buddy's step-sister?

 

Fuck, they make more money than you on www.imashithead.com

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:37 | 5774060 The Joker
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Does your buddy know his sister is a whore?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:40 | 5773131 noben
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So lemme see if I got this... According to some/many bloggers here, "Boama is a Muzzie", is that right?

Funny how some people cling to ingrained dogma over real-world facts:

- Half his Administration is Jewish/Zionist, as were his Fund raisers and Advisers
- The US.gov keeps shooting at Muslims
- The US.gov keeps funding and answering to Tel Aviv, and the defending Jordan and Gulf States
- The US.gov goes after ANYONE who is a threat to aforementioned Interests and Powers. Even if it means going after Russia, trashing the EU or bankrupting US Frackers.

And yet, to these moronic clowns, "Obama is a muzzie". ROTF, LMAO. Has it EVER occurred to these half-baked minds that whatever positive or patronizing remarks he makes about Islam, is merely a political ploy? A ploy to keep the whole region from ratcheting from Controllable Chaos to Uncontrollable Chaos, and to dissuade US Muslims from radicalizing.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:10 | 5773303 DutchR
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So it's not a black thing then....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:37 | 5773412 stocker84
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Easy there, tiger... Did it ever occur to you that they don'y really think he's a Muslim? .There's a strong possibility that they just dislike the guy and they figure since his name could be confused as Muslim that they are saying that for kicks.

(muzzie? WTF are you Australian or something? No wonder i had to flip my phone upside down to read your post.)

They are pissin on your leg and telling you it's raining. Instead of you saying "hey, you're pissin on my leg, mate"... you're arguing that it isn't raining?

I'm not happy, Jan!

;-)

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:26 | 5772845 A Lunatic
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The perfect setup for NeoCon Jeb 2016.......

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:46 | 5772926 Zero_Head
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NeoCon is socialist hebrew media-talk for jew bastard that doesn't vote democrat....Are you saying jeb is a jew or are you just ignorant of the meanings of words you throw around to attempt to fit in?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:13 | 5772933 ZerOhead
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Even Japan wants to get in on the action.

Despite Article 9 in the 1947 Constitution specifically banning Japan from engaging in foreign combat... due to the ISIS beheadings that have SHOCKED the citizens... the Japanese government now wants to start supporting America in it's regional wars of self defence.

This is great news for Abe and Obama who have long wanted Japan to join America in The Great War Against Terror.

 

"Since taking office in 2012, Abe, a conservative, has been pushing for more brawn and pragmatism in Japanese foreign policy, including a reinterpretation of the constitution and a stronger role for its National Self-Defense Force"

http://www.mintpressnews.com/isis-beheadings-are-firing-up-japans-war-ha...

 

Meanwhile nobody can even begin to explain why a tech-savvy ISIS continually beheads citizens of nations that aren't at war with them... which then allows their governments to enter the war against ISIS with full backing of it's citizens...

 

Unless ISIS isn't what everyone thinks it is...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:11 | 5773078 DutchR
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You don't say, you thinking again....

 

loves

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 03:16 | 5774780 turnoffthewater
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Shhhhh....It's a secret

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:49 | 5772937 Sanity Bear
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Plenty of neocons vote democrat - you fool yourself if you think the two parties are distinct right now. Try to find a Democratic website that is going apeshit over this war authorization request (like they should be if they're non-neocon democrats). There are nothing but crickets out there except among the obscure fringe.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:44 | 5773150 noben
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"NeoCon is socialist hebrew media-talk for jew bastard that doesn't vote democrat..."

Thanks, I didn't know that. All sarcasm aside, can you then also distinguish between Neocon and (imperialist/globalist) Zionist?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:50 | 5773461 JRev
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Rand Paul will win in 2016. Mark my words. If not as the primary, then he'll be on the ticket. Maybe even with Jeb, and it won't be the paradise most Libertarians think it will. Just ask Rand's buddy George PRESCOTT Bush, or the primary financier for his "exploratory election committee" Karl Rove. The economy will falter before the election, the media will be allowed to turn on the Fed, (a process that started last year when the .gov propagandists at NPR were allowed to give us the first Fed "whistleblower") and the Old Financial Order will be sacrificed for the New.

Who did Carmen Segarra say ran the show at the Fed? Goldman Sachs. Who came up with the idea for the BRICs a whopping five years before they were but a gleam in Vlad's eye?
http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/archive/archive-pdfs/brics-drea...

Whadd'ya know, Goldman Sachs.

The Hegelian Dialectic isn't the Problem/Reaction/Problem synthesis, it's the Problem/Reaction/Solution synthesis. The "Solution" this time will seem like the end to all woes, and as Chatham House and the Globalist mouthpiece The Economist accurately write, gold will indeed play an integral role: http://redefininggod.com/2015/01/globalist-agenda-watch-2015-update-12-d...

...but don't expect the new currency to be exchangable for the real stuff.

"I'm not a fuckin' prophet, but that's the fuckin' prophecy."
-Immortal Technique

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:56 | 5773943 noben
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"Rand Paul will win in 2016. Mark my words."

You trying to offer me the political equivalent of Viagra and a hot date? ;-)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:42 | 5774029 JRev
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And like Viagra, the erection (election?) will not be your own, designed to inject just a little more life-blood into the impotent cock that is the American political dialectic.

"In the event of a scripted political movement lasting more than four election cycles, please consult with your nearest anarchist."

People might not like this conclusion, and neither do I, but it's staring everyone right in the fucking face, no matter how much "BRICS will save us all" propaganda the "alternative" media peddles on us. A few years from now, I hope people will remember this post and posts like it. Don't say you weren't warned.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:27 | 5772848 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:30 | 5773087 DutchR
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And on a finite planet it wil get  you-------------------

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:17 | 5773336 tarsubil
Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:53 | 5773476 DutchR
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Flashbacks, made me smile, thanks

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:27 | 5772850 surf0766
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He will use this to take Egypt next for his pals

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:28 | 5772851 Ignatius
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"The President is due to speak at 1530ET (plan accordingly...)"

I've taught myself to hold my bowels for just such occassions.

Jokes aside, people actually watch this sh*t?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:00 | 5773767 Flagit
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Jokes aside, people actually watch this sh*t?

 

I forsee a day where you tire of the Presidental Address and turn the channel, only to have it flip back to the Address as the President begins to berate you, personally, for attempting to tune out before he is finished.

"Viewer 12,865, where you goin'? Got something more pressing to attend to than the state of your country? I think not!"

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:29 | 5772854 Mercury
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In conclusion...

 

WAR IS PEACE

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:50 | 5772939 Kaiser Sousa
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cue more young mislead poor americans getting their arm and lesgs blown off....

ALL BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR LOVING MONEYCHANGER OVERLORDS.....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:35 | 5773114 TheAntiProgressive
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These politicians and this leadership are ramping up WWIII to distract on how they have destroyed the economy. Just waiting for the false flag and call to ralley around the flag. Whoppeee. Get on the team, everything is awesome.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:04 | 5773269 DutchR
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missed the  /s there

 

No, war is HELL

 

It's the most gruesome thing that man can do to each other

 

Beyond believe and jet it happens, still

 

 

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:31 | 5772861 HonkyShogun
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It'll be interesting to see if Shitty Arabia comes out of all this unscathed.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:41 | 5772906 Fun Facts
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Maybe he'll start bombing northern Israel where they're making the ISIS flags.

Gardeners discover bag of ISIS flags in northern Israel

http://www.jewishjournal.com/israel/article/gardeners_discover_bag_of_is...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:00 | 5773946 noben
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Not Jews, but Nazarenes. I knew it! (sarc)

Actually, for those who don't know... most of Nazareth is Muslim. Hardly any Jews. Or Christians. Ironically enough.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:31 | 5772862 Termin8or
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time for another Nobel Peace Prize......

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:31 | 5772863 williambanzai7
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Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:43 | 5772913 kowalli
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ahahah

cool

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:47 | 5772931 Ignatius
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WB7 has tastefully hidden "the package", still one has to wonder if those balls are shooting out his ass or his vagina.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:51 | 5772943 Dark Space
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I threw up in my mouth. Thanks.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:03 | 5773777 Flagit
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I'm running out of stuff to vomit on.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:32 | 5772864 thamnosma
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Elizabeth Warren leading Hillary in Iowa and New Hampshire polls.  There is something worse than Obama brewing and I'm not talking about Jeb Bush.

No, I'm not sanguine about our next leader at all, but I will still feel a weight off this nation's head when Obama finally leaves the White House.  This guy and his cabal have done even more to destroy us than FDR.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:59 | 5772974 XitSam
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You're looking at manipulated polls with the election 21 months out? Are you crazy?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:33 | 5774049 Blood Spattered...
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Oh for fuck's sake, it doesn't matter who the figurehead is. We're in Bush's 4th term.

Nothing changes between administrations anymore. Anyone who is critically assessing current events can see that.

So cut the red team blue team shit, and go back to whatever "news" site you came from. 

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:32 | 5772865 Osmium
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I like how the market jumped on this news.  It knows War = HUGE spending.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:34 | 5772876 HonkyShogun
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Was it from this news or the regular 3:30 ramp?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:38 | 5773122 TheAntiProgressive
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30T here we come. Buy Boeing.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:32 | 5772866 SethDealer
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no new taxes

I didnt have sexual relations with that woman

no boots on the ground, now lets play golf

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:34 | 5772874 cigarEngineer
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if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor

you didn't build it

the shadow of crisis has passed

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:04 | 5772990 XitSam
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i deserve this Nobel Peace prize

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:33 | 5772870 davidalan1
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"Shit,--- I know shits bad right now, with all that starving shit,-- But I got a solution"- President Camacho

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:34 | 5772872 yrad
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The Rothschild Family is wondering how it can bet on both sides of this war?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:37 | 5772888 Big Corked Boots
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The Rothschild Family is behind the whole war plan and is already well positioned to profit from it.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:57 | 5772969 cornfritter
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and so too can you my children, buy raytheon stock

 

warmest possible regards,

lucifer

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:37 | 5772881 falak pema
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When you have the Nobel peace prize you have the Oligarchy licence to KILL. As you are humanity's version of the Savior. You can do no wrong; as Humanity wills it! 

As the leader of world "exceptionalism" you epitomise what is good for humanity and who the "evil" are.

New Pope of temporal world! 

Divine rights ! The world your oyster. Charles V in person ! 

Don't end up like him...his dynasty debased, his mantra a  spoiled, corrupted, despised pittance for the ages : The Spanish Inquisition ! 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:47 | 5772928 trader1
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war in Ukraine is off.

Iraq and Syria are free game.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:20 | 5773052 actionjacksonbrownie
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Obomber finally figured out how to get u.s. troops into Syria.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:31 | 5773094 disabledvet
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So there I was...at ye olde 4th o July peekanic flags a flutterin and mowwing on a burg when I detected the strange sight of a missile launch.

 

Needless to say I grabbed all the booze I could before "the party" ended in "a blast." For some reason everyone was watching me instead of....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:12 | 5773310 trader1
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he was about to cross Putin's red line in Ukraine, and Vlad made a deal.  

speculate away what you think this means for the fate of Poroshenko and Yatsenyuk.

US military industrial complex gets to vents its sexual frustration out onto the lands hosting transnational and autonomous militant networks that represent an ideological disconnect to the prevailing consciousness.

it's a pity that this evolutionary process requires violence to force an outcome.  

maybe the "kinetic" weapons Obama has up his sleeve limit the civilian casualties and create "New Marshall Plans" for the impacted countries in Middle East and Africa.

here's a cheer for positive thinking.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:47 | 5772882 Son of Captain Nemo
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This is going to be awkward...

Yes indeed it is.  Especially when your President has "multiple voices" competing with one another in his own head and the meds like Thorazine and Prolixin aren't working which makes it difficult to focus when he's reading the speeches that are prepared for him by his mentors like George Soros and Bob Kagan!

A prime example of what happens when one of the voices decides to compete with the one that is actually speaking to another real person outside his own head!

Someone else in Washington D.C. who also suffers from the same affliction who is an ex-POW and now U.S. Senator from Arizona!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:37 | 5772891 Duc888
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Drone Diplomacy (completely transparent of course).

.....really starting to not like the thought of senselessly killing even more people...

 

At this point it would be a helluva lot more honest if Exxon-Mobil, Gasprom Aramco, BP  etc....all had private merc armies and duked it out.  Why all this bullshit with silly borders and nationalism?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:48 | 5772934 Urban Redneck
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The big international oil comapnies already have their own armies.  But why spend your own (or your shareholders') money when there are governments that are more than happy to spend taxpayers' money to do the same?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:00 | 5772976 new game
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apple has an army. 4s, 5ers and now 6es. all reporting all activities.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:25 | 5773076 trader1
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...because a mercernary army funded by the big oil industry that's ungoverned by the Geneva conventions on war won't sell to the masses?

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:40 | 5772902 NoWayJose
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As they have already jailed people for even purchasing airline tickets to Turkey, I am sure that 'anyplace in the world' will include sending in troops to our own neighborhoods, schools, universities, and work places...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:41 | 5772904 Ness.
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Stocks loving this WAR thingy.  What a joke.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:43 | 5772914 davidalan1
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What a fake fucker he is. No facial expression is REAL...fake ass fuck

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:45 | 5772920 Dungholio
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Crapped myself

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:46 | 5772922 Bill of Rights
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Obama news conference live

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJCCUdK7PiU

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:46 | 5772924 besnook
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the back door to syria is complete. these dumbasses are serious about testing putin's resolve concerning syria. and people wonder why the world is begging putin to stop the neonutz.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:46 | 5772927 Who was that ma...
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We may have grounded some folk's boots.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:47 | 5772932 Goldilocks
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Tim The Enchanter (Monty Pythons Holy Grail Scene 20)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJZK6rzjns (3:55)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:51 | 5772944 trader1
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to the ZH community,

here's the deal in case you missed it:

Putin divests Syrian assets for US and EU commitments for non-military intervention in Ukraine.

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:52 | 5772947 Atomizer
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Sorry Obama, the movie script is viral, Fuck off you little faggot piece of shit.

Decoding The ISIS/ISIL Threat

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:54 | 5772950 Thisisbullishright
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As I stated last week, and earlier today,  here is how this likely unfolds so that the U.S. can have MOAR war and never-ending warfare:

1. This authorization passes.

2. Either a U.S. pilot is captured or a search and rescue troop is captured by ISIS.

3. Said captured troop is then executed in some horific way by ISIS.

4. MSM whips evryone into a frenzy and all out war is declared on ISIS with tens of thousands more american boots deployed to the middle east.

just sayin....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:55 | 5772962 wisefool
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5. Brian Williams is pardoned to break the news to american people, as he is the most trusted name in news.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:05 | 5772991 Grimaldus
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Yeah, no surprise Brian Williams is a frothing at the mouth progressive assclown. Like the rest of his progressive media buddies who engage in blatant lying every minute of every day.

Grimaldus

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:47 | 5773451 Atomizer
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Sad to hear journalism has turned into unfactual claims to turn a profit. It is a shame that most news outlets cater to the national enquirer new reporting antics. Good luck fuck sticks.. Are you going to offer EBT payments to buy your slop printed news?

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:54 | 5772954 Bill of Rights
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And gold just looks around the room saying " Who me " what a farce.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:54 | 5772959 Dead Man Walking
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...like to thank Biden and hagel for their "leadership"  ..says it all...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:55 | 5772963 Mike Honcho
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Gonna miss this one as well, had enough deceit for one day, ex-girlfriend texted and said she would stop lying.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:58 | 5772970 Grimaldus
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All the warmonger progressives all just got a tingle running down their legs, MOAR WOAR is coming!

Progressive warmongers OWN ALL THE WARS! Yeah, thats right , Bush was a progressive too. He damn sure wasn't a true constitutional conservative now was he?

You bloody progressives OWN this shit man. Embrace the progressive suck. Then FOAD.

Not a goddamn constitutional conservative in sight. Progressive criminals will kill us all as they have done to hundreds of millions in just the past 100 years. Murder by government is their specialty. Who wants moar government? Progressives do. Who wants moar death? Progressives do.

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/MURDER.HTM

Government is the biggest murderer of all time. Progressives cheer for that shit.

Want less war? Then you want true constitutional conservatives in charge. Duh. ISIS is a problem for Iraq and Syria, not us. Let them kill each other.

Grimaldus.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:25 | 5774030 Blood Spattered...
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The terms "liberal" & "conservative" are dead to their true meaning, and never coming back.  The well is poisoned.  Time to pick out some new adjectives. 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 16:58 | 5772972 SmedleyButlersGhost
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We're at war with ISIS. We've always been at war with ISIS....

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:15 | 5773031 kk1532003
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War is a racket

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:08 | 5773002 Atomizer
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NEW ISIL Horror Threat

 

Movie is set to release this year. That cocksucker who calls himself the President of United States will send in SIS. Just add a alphabetic letter, you have the new terrorist threat hidden under your bed. /LOL

https://public.isishq.com/public/SitePages/Home.aspx

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:10 | 5773006 Goldilocks
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The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) (Official Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A (3:12)

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:11 | 5773008 zeropain
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these evil bastards are going to lower the unemployment rate of youth by killing them.  they will prey upon the weak who still enlists.  I met a kid on a basketball court who just enlisted.  he told me his father told him to join the police instead so he would not be giving his life over to the goverment.  he was a mexican dude that wanted to get a colledge funds from the military and did not listen to his dad.  I told him your not fighting for what they are telling you it is for.  

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:16 | 5773036 Wahooo
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Only the stupid will die.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:20 | 5773351 DutchR
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On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

 

I concur, lesser of two evils, police, at least you get killed by your countryman.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:11 | 5773011 gamera9
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Soldiers will now wear "proetective foot gear" problem solved

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:14 | 5773026 tradermonkey
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We're plannin' on shootin' some arab folks.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:15 | 5773033 Farmer Joe in B...
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Meh

Are the Kardashians on...??

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:16 | 5773039 Goldilocks
Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:18 | 5773044 nope-1004
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Fucking jackass needs a clock hung from his neck, just like his fellow choomers.

 

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:22 | 5773061 gcjohns1971
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I'm sorry.

My attention wandered.

What was the President lying about today?

It is so hard to keep up!

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:25 | 5773073 wisefool
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So there are 30,000 ISIS members. 500 top leadership. This is a 3 year authorization. John McCaine says that is simply not enough time for the the most powerful military, intelligence, and financial complex the world has ever seen?

Something seems out of balance here.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:45 | 5773151 Falling Down
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Funny how Code Pink and other groups don't appear to have any issues with the Warmonger in Chief.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:51 | 5773185 Atomizer
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Corporations are people. You have to find a buyer to sell your product. War opens doors to raise GDP expectations. What would happen if the war turned against the selected handlers making profits on killing people? Just asking..

 

1853 (Marshall v. Baltimore and Ohio Railroad): The Supreme Court later upheld the notion that corporations were citizens, but only for the purposes of court jurisdiction; they did not have the same constitutional rights as actual people.

When we decide not to do business with Corporate citizens, they turn into a WorldCom or Enron, etc. You go tits up. We still have money to spend on an actual citizen.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 17:53 | 5773193 czarangelus
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The American people might suddenly rediscover their consciences when American soldiers are dying in this. A lot.

No matter how many Daash nutjobs you kill, Wahhabi mothers can unleash them faster. Nobody in their right mind would go poking that hornet's nest, but nobody in their right mind would have turned Libya and Syria into endless tire fires, either. Well. When the common people start seeing a lot more coffins coming back, maybe they'll rethink their allegiance to the neo-liberal consensus in Washington.

Or maybe not? History hasn't been favorable.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:07 | 5773289 kchrisc
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A pol, and Zionist, piece of shit lied. LOL

Expecting a pol, crat, or bankster not to lie, is like dropping an apple and expecting it to float.

The only truth in what they say, is the why of the lie.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"They lie about everything. Why would they lie about this?!"

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:08 | 5773295 pupdog1
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"I'm home, Wook. Hey, guess what? I get to kill more folks from my golf cart!"

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:17 | 5773341 Emergency Ward
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-- he has a custom "Launch" button on his Blackberry.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:20 | 5773348 NuYawkFrankie
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Emperor Of The World Obongo's  new Middle East war:

 

Yet another "Great Day for Israel"  - wow!

They seem to be coming thick & fast now.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:20 | 5773350 Bemused Observer
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I'm sure defeating ISIS is a noble goal, worthwhile. The problem is within the larger context.
That context includes the obvious eagerness to get something going, somewhere. This makes motivations somewhat suspect, to me anyway.

I think I'd be more comfortable if we wait until AFTER the coming financial crisis...so I know it has nothing to do with protecting banks or profits.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 18:21 | 5773355 Herdee
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Force Obama and his family to live in Detroit and then turn off his water and hydro.Get used to the outhouse in the backyard along with the candles.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 19:52 | 5773713 dsty
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besides complaining about the leadership some  of you are responsible for,

you might think about how you will fare when these things transpire.

be careful to not curse the ones the might help you,

even the banksters and jews.

make friends of mammon.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 20:28 | 5773847 kappal_toba_dhu...
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USA is stuck in MIddle East for a long,long time. I don't see any end to their involvement.

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 21:06 | 5773968 VladLenin
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Now let's see if Larry, Moe and Curly over in the Congress fall for President Cvnt's plan to entangle them in his cluster fuck of a plan. Psychopath's think a like...

Wed, 02/11/2015 - 22:01 | 5774139 Heavy
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War clowns

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 00:12 | 5774498 2handband
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Jesus Christ. I give up. ZH readers are just as dumb as the people they bitch about. What the fuck is the point of all this vitriol against Obama? Do you think he has any fucking power whatsoever? You're playing into their hands by wasting your anger on a figurehead puppet. If the revolution ever happens you'll nail him to the cross and congratulate yourselves on landing a big fish while his handlers, the people giving him his orders and making all of the decisions you are bitching about will not only be alive and wealthy but probably still in control. They'll just be pulling the strings of whoever you replaced him with.

Let's start focusing our anger and attention on the real power brokers. Obama isn't important enough to hate.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 02:07 | 5774692 Lore
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Your point may be valid, but your tact and delivery is the shits.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 12:18 | 5775960 SyriaL Stowlker
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All they gotta do is Stop Supplying , Arming , Funding & Supporting ISIS / Al-Qaida & their derivatives , and I guarantee the Syrian Army will Cluster Fukk the Shit out of them Mofos in less than Six months ....

But We know For sure that's NOT their Objective .

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