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Chart Of The Day: "Profits And Sales Are Crumbling"

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When not even Tesla's non-GAAP adjustment magic, shown previously in the following "bridge", can boost sales or earnings any more to beat Wall Street expectations, one things is clear: as SocGen's Albert Edwards puts it "US corporate profits and sales are crumbling."

It's not just his opinion: it's the truth, presented visually:

"And for those who dismiss this profits slump as just driven by the energy sector, take a look at the table below right, where US tech, telcos, consumer discretionary and staples are all seeing sharp EPS slowdowns. The strong dollar is hurting."

Meanwhile, the S&P is under 1% from its all time high.

 

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Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:41 | 5775585 Dr. Engali
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Janet put a large order in for helicopters. That should help stimulate the eCONomy.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:45 | 5775596 NoDebt
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Share buy-backs would be a much more effective use of that money. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:46 | 5775603 Groundhog Day
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This is a supermarket.... up up and away

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:50 | 5775621 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:52 | 5775633 Manthong
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Whats the BFD?
Why don’t the corporations just borrow trillions at little to no interest from the banks and buy their own products up?
It works in the financial sector.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:59 | 5775661 Buckaroo Banzai
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They ARE doing that. It's called stock buy backs, silly.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:10 | 5775690 What is The Hedge
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Right on, Banzai! Wall Street and the US media wanted everyone to believe that profits were up because buy-backs gave the false impression that earnings per share were up. I'd be interested in a detailed look at actual profit dollars per quarter over the last two years. Bet it's ugly or flat at best.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:12 | 5775728 Manthong
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Heck, I know that..
But now that sales are going into the toilet, they need to buy up their own goods and services to show good earnings,  and then they buy their shares  to lower the float and keep the EPS up so they can make the big bonuses.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:22 | 5775776 What is The Hedge
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Oh, and lest we forget, while the earnings per share give shimmer to the stock mirage that is buy-backs, we see no mention of vast increases in corporate debt.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:35 | 5775825 Manthong
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Then they just need to swap their bad debt  amongst themselves, then provide it as collateral on new loans to the banks where it will be marked to fantasy and hidden as toxic garbage on the banks books forever, or until the banks swap the crap amongst themselves.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 12:02 | 5775914 MartyFlesh
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Sounds like my EX, Ugly and Flat !

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:03 | 5775671 Element
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It's not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop.

Bullish news though ... more QE coming to a toxic zombie TBTF's HFTs soon ... that'll fix it for sure.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:46 | 5775604 Groundhog Day
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This is a supermarket.... up up and away

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:47 | 5775610 Dr. Engali
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"Money"....   Lol....  that's a funny thing to call FRN's.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:51 | 5775629 youngman
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This number is even worse after the trillion or so buybacks already.....

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:57 | 5775652 FoodStampPrez
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The obvious solution is to cut wages and benefits, reduce the workforce, stop hiring, and increase stock buybacks. That will certainly boost the stock price and the economy!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:50 | 5775623 LawsofPhysics
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This is already the case.  ZH has covered this some time ago.  Just try and give up your U.S. citizenship with more than a million in assets...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:43 | 5775590 NoDebt
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Obviously we need to take energy companies out of the S&P 500.  We'll call it the "core S&P 500".  Excluding "volatile food and energy industries".

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:54 | 5775646 duo
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Or any industry other than fraud, I mean finance.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:43 | 5775591 Enceladus
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Maybe a Hyder flare will break some windows....

 

http://spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload.php?upload_id=108408

 

This is a solar filament, a tendril of plasma held suspended above the surface of the sun by magnetic forces. Filaments appear on the sun all the time, but this one is unusually large, 5 to 10 times longer than ordinary filaments. If it becomes unstable and erupts, it could hurl parts of itself into space. Pieces of the filament falling back to the solar surface would explode upon impact, sparking a Hyder flare.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:50 | 5775624 papaswamp
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Solar activity has been very interesting as of late. Perfect timing for the deployment of DSCOVR dont you think?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:11 | 5775721 Buckaroo Banzai
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That big filament did not erupt and is dissipating, but another is coming around to take its place. Suspicious0bservers is right on top of it as usual:

http://youtu.be/S0gYm_pcaAk

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:55 | 5776925 jerry_theking_lawler
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BD is a great resource for truth about solar activity and its association with the 'climite'....plus, I hear he has an excellent road show.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:45 | 5775597 101 years and c...
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clearly, the Fed needs to print moar so spx 2200 can encourage people to spend as gas hits $3/gallon since the bankers get all that free money again to gamble on oil (and other commodity) futures.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:46 | 5775605 semperfi
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I'm just sick of it all. Can someone please hit the big red reset button now?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:02 | 5775667 CrimsonAvenger
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You know that feeling when you go to dinner with people you don't really want to see and the dinner takes forever - you think it's going to be an hour or so but it takes three because people are slow to order, the waitress sucks, and the kitchen is backed up? And then it's finally time to pay the bill, and some asshole orders dessert, extending the whole thing by another 45 minutes? That's what this feels like.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:13 | 5775730 Rubbish
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Not going to happen anytime soon. Starting to see manufacturing pick up again in the US back to 3rd Q levels 2014. Eateries are now, at least for the last two weeks, have come out of the Holiday hangover. 2nd Q numbers will be greatly improved. Budgets will never balance but printing will always continue sending stawks higher and higher. People with good businesses have ripe opportunities now to capture additional sales as the flakes have folded.

 

More and more on .gov dole with side job cash deals keeping economy rolling at least at these levels.

 

Common sense today makes no cents.

 

Gold Bitchez....I pick up pennies

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 12:08 | 5775932 hootowl
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From where US mfg. is, everywhere is up.  As soon as it begins to stir to life, Ovomit and his Demoncraps will find a way to destroy it.

Eviscerate the Demoncraps.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:46 | 5775607 Rainman
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Odd ...  Mr. Efficient Stawk Market looks to past performance for present valuations.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:47 | 5775608 LawsofPhysics
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Still amzaing that the earth has been functioning this long using a purely fiat monetary system.  I see 1971 as the true beginning of fiat because this was the last time American paper was backed by physical silver.  40+ years, pretty fucking amazing.  First economy to force the bankers and financiers to back the paper they create with real fucking collateral will lead the way now.

Interesting times.

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:50 | 5775626 semperfi
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You have to give credit to the whole cabal.  They so far have done a masteful job of keeping the whole thing from utterly imploding.   But like radio shack, that which is unsustainable will one day cease to sustain.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:07 | 5775687 Element
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Fear not, just another balance-sheet recession, pump some toxic junk up, all good again.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:47 | 5775609 SirBarksAlot
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Soon we'll have the XL pipeline jobs. 

Of course, with no oil being produced, it won't transport anything.

But they'll still build it.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:54 | 5775645 Kolchak
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true enough who does that? oh yes the "fake shit army"  we have the free shit army and also the fake shit army, perhaps they can live together and leave the rest of the world alone. we'll call it "the free fake shit army" and require everyone with a soul to stay at least 1 mile from them at all times.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 12:04 | 5775922 hootowl
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Ovomit will veto it.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:48 | 5775612 StackShinyStuff
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BTFCS! (Crumbling Sales)

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:51 | 5775616 XAU XAG
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The system is suffering from withdrawal symtems.

 

It's got the shakes

Then it's going to wobble

Then it's going to fall over onto the CTR-Print button

and then nock the light out

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:50 | 5775619 Kolchak
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profits and sales????????????????????  where the hell is this feiry land located again?????????????????

 

they haven't had profit nor sales for many years, the crack fund is just begining to run dry is all and they make it sound like it was once real, yes 10 years ago and more it was.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:54 | 5775627 Quinvarius
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What happened mid-2011 to cause the globe to stop spending?  Oh yeah. A bunch of bankers devalued the globe's savings in gold by 50%.  Imagine that.  The genius bankers thought dropping US housing was a catastrophe.  But they were fine with a gold intervention that gutted global savings.  The economy will recover AFTER gold goes over 2k.  Not before.  No savings, no spending.  The interventions in gold were the start of the second leg of the greater depression.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:53 | 5775638 Jack Daniels Esq
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Elon Musk = Head Fudge Packer

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:53 | 5775639 youngman
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But But But..73% of companies have beat their estimates.....so they say on CNBC...I know..just lower the estimates and its a good statistic..

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:53 | 5775640 Monetas
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Blue cheese sales crumble !

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:57 | 5775655 hotrod
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When they start spending profits on buybacks rather than capex that says it all.  Cant find growth.  Soon debt will not grow anymore and the $ is toast.  Corporate borrowing, student subprime loans, car subprime loans, title loans, Sovereign country loans, anyplace to keep the loan based money system ticking.  At some point it all reverses and either the void is filled with Fed dollars or vaporizes..  We gotta be getting close.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:59 | 5775660 thismarketisrigged
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thank god for aapl, what a great fucking company, that will carry the economy for years with sales of there ishits.

 

who needs anything else, all is great

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 10:59 | 5775662 we built this city
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Okay  - everything is deteriorating

but markets are at all time highs- Japan- Dax - and Us markets

The problem with Zero hedge is that they are right with the data but super wrong with market directions because there is no correlation between economy and markets

So anyone implementing Zh's strategy has lost alot of money.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:05 | 5775683 venturen
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We can call it the Venezuela-Zimbabwe Strategy Record market increase with failing economics. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:10 | 5775713 TheReplacement
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Please define the ZH strategy, provide links for proof.

PS - A newsy post about the economy a strategy does not make.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:11 | 5775722 Element
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Yup, catch-cry of 2009 was, "Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" (coined by Keynes prior to the Great Depression).

Back to the future.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:51 | 5775877 roadhazard
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I don't think Anyone is here for investment advice. I am just here to see how things are going. My trip isn't hinged on making a fortune.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:29 | 5776767 LooseLee
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Anyone profiting from this criminal enterprise is a PINKO FASCIST COMMIE. Woe to them who have deceived the world. Their reward awaits them in Hades...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:01 | 5775666 TheReplacement
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Must weaken dollar.  Print moar!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:13 | 5775723 hootowl
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We are losing the race to the bottom of the fiat collapse.  C'mon FED, you can do better than this!

Cheer:   Impoverish!  Impoverish!  Impoverish!.....Confiscate!   Confiscate!  Confiscate!.....USA!  USA!  USA!

Eviscerate Ovomit!  End The FED!

 

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:03 | 5775675 venturen
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NIRP will solve our problems

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:07 | 5775692 Bernoulli
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Meanwhile, the S&P is under 1% from its all time high.

Meanwhile, the NASDAQ is 5% from its dot-com all-time high!!!

March 10, 2000, Nasdaq Composite: 5046.86 points
March 10, 2015, Nasdaq Composite: ???

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 11:23 | 5775773 Kprime
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While the Stock Market reaches new highs.....

 

Authorities crack down on cardboard theft in California

http://news.yahoo.com/authorities-crack-down-cardboard-theft-california-...

...why aren't sales higher...hmmm...let me think

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:29 | 5776766 Charming Anarchist
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Downsizing in the new housing market. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 12:03 | 5775920 yogibear
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Moar stock buybacks to boost stock prices with negative rate money.

Sounds like a plan for the long-term until they run out of shares to purchase.

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