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Meanwhile, Inside The White House

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Europe is on the verge of collapse; Russia, Ukraine, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia are all geopolitcal hotspots and one false flag away from a hot war; central banks around the global are on the verge of a total loss of control and are now launching not just QE but also NIRP on a daily basis, pushing global stock markets to record bubble highs as the contraction in the global economy accelerates; and meanwhile in the White House...

Presenting: the BuzzFeed president.

 

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Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:26 | 5776323 wallstreetapost...
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yup.  World power my ass.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:30 | 5776360 power steering
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From every angle he looks like a monkey

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:33 | 5776391 PartysOver
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Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:35 | 5776405 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Are you really prepared for million's of monkey's when the dollar collapses....

American Blackout (MUST WATCH)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYoXxVnTePA

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:37 | 5776427 p00k1e
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40:10 Suicide Solution

Ozzy Osbourne/Randy Rhoads Tribute Full Album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YmhPV8pguE

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:49 | 5776492 nope-1004
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He dun got hisself a selfee

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:50 | 5776532 Yes We Can. But...
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I like me!

I really, really like me!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:57 | 5776563 BLOTTO
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A comment on FB regarding POTUS selfie pics:

 

April Torres 'I'm in love with the fact that a world leader can be so down to earth. Who cares if he's the president and your views on him. At the end of the day we are all humans. Put your opinions behind your for a few minutes and enjoy this adorable video.'

4,491 (LIKES) · 58 minutes ago

.

And thats why my fellow ZeroHeds is part of the reason why we are in the shape we are in -the masses are brainwashed...aloof.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:00 | 5776593 CrimsonAvenger
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I wonder if April Torres will feel that same way when the dollar collapses and she gets to watch her children starve?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:03 | 5776614 NoTTD
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That willbe th eGOP's fault.  She will still love Big Brother  Obama.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:18 | 5776643 J S Bach
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Curious George Plays President.  The men with the yellow hats pull his strings.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:34 | 5776795 Richard Chesler
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Homo.

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:42 | 5776842 Whoa Dammit
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This is what ObamaCare is doing for everyone now -- When you think you are going to the doctor's office, you may actually be going to the hospital:

Channel 2's Erica Byfield investigated and found that it's a nationwide trend. Independent doctors are disappearing and are going to work for big hospitals.

Cancer patient Mike Rosenberg, who gets chemotherapy every month, used to go to the Atlanta Cancer Care. Rosenberg stopped going in early 2013 after his last bill shocked him. He said the bill was the only thing that had changed.

"The same doctors, the same chair, the same material, everything is exactly the same," Rosenberg said.

It took him months of fighting to learn that Northside Hospital had bought the practice, and the hospital charged his insurance a $3,000 facility fee.

Rosenberg isn't the only one dealing with sticker shock.  

In Woodstock, an annual heart test cost a woman hundreds of dollars instead of her normal $40 co-pay. When she complained, Wellstar sent her a letter that read: "While the physical location is actually the physician's office, testing is performed through the outpatient diagnostic center."

A Gwinnett woman went to Strickland Family Medicine not knowing that it was owned by Gwinnett Medical Center, and got a bill for $1,600. She even had to pay a fee for a "treatment room."

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/local-hospitals-buy-medical-practic...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:56 | 5776918 TruthInSunshine
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Last pic = pink eye + cotton-choom mouth/tongue

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:30 | 5777110 TruxtonSpangler
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Pete Souza seen applying for unemployment.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:57 | 5777261 waterwitch
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When I first saw those pictures, I thought "He's got one fucking weird golf club there!"

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:01 | 5777279 bob_stl
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Selfies? Jeez, what's next for this guy, a sex change?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 18:54 | 5778148 COSMOS
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Is that his portable teleprompter? Or is the White House Uncle Tom delighting himself playing with the toy given to him by his dual passport masters.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:18 | 5778244 knukles
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What the fuck is wrong with his handlers letting shit like this out?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:25 | 5778271 J S Bach
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At first, I thought that selfie thing was a putter.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:28 | 5778284 Harry Balzak
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Me...me...me...me...

OK, enough about me.

What do you think about me?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:48 | 5778352 BigJim
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Maybe they think it's no longer important that the public think the President is anything other than a middle-man.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:29 | 5778646 flapdoodle
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Its just Netanyahoo rubbing it in as to who is really in control after the fake strife regarding his scheduled Congressional speech.

I find it hillarious that the stupid blue pill swallowers thought that the great November 2014 voter tsunami against  the Democrat's power in Congress would change things.

All it did was make AIPAC even stronger than it was and strengthen the totalitarian state, and bring us even closer to WWIII.

The ease with which Boehner kept his post is the tell.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 03:52 | 5779636 Lore
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Last pic = Inside joke ("Old One Eye")

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:19 | 5779497 neidermeyer
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Just laying the groundwork for an impeachment "insanity" defense..

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:45 | 5778346 petolo
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Yes, castration.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:31 | 5777113 DutchR
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Points for the lapel

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:09 | 5777314 Big Corked Boots
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To be accurate, the lapel pin should be rotated 180 degrees.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:43 | 5776843 smithcreek
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This isn't just a selfie, he asked someone to take a picture of him taking a picture of himself.  That's narcisicm squared I believe.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:49 | 5776887 eatthebanksters
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This guy just continues to out do himself in behavior that just does not fit his office.  Wow...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:27 | 5777095 suteibu
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I got one of those selfie-stick camera things.....for my 9 year old niece. 

The boy king.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:46 | 5777487 oldmanofthesee
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Perfect! Mr. Creek.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:49 | 5776892 Panem et Circus
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We deserve what we have.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:53 | 5776909 Panem et Circus
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Obama is America's punishment:

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever.

Thomas Jefferson


Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:03 | 5778185 NOTW777
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But part of God's reason for punishment is to prompt change - people can repent and change their ways with His help.

However, I agree with the punishment part - after a time of disobeying and rejecting God, He will give one over to their sin - what they want

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:25 | 5777082 Mentaliusanything
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The dying days of Rome are evident in who you have become.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:19 | 5778251 Mentaliusanything
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And beside he how he can take a video of himself being bottom while Reggie drives.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:03 | 5777288 bob_stl
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No, the dumbfucks who voted for him got what they deserved. The rest of us just got stuck with this idiot.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:25 | 5777400 Fun Facts
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They're all idiots. Eminently blackmailable too. That's why they're there. These are the attributes of puppets.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:53 | 5776910 DirkDiggler11
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+ 1 MM Bach, you nailed it !

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:07 | 5776646 BaBaBouy
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He's Fresh, Fresh, Exciting...Da Da Da Da Daaaaa...&...&..

... Kool & The Gang

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:40 | 5776831 marathonman
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Queen Selfie.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:59 | 5776948 Ms. Erable
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Nah, April Torres will most likely expire from high-velocity lead poisoning while attempting to steal the latest iTard gadget that she absolutely has to have so she can post pictures of her starving chilluns to her Failbook account.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:39 | 5777160 A Lunatic
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Bitches like that will not hesitate to eat their own children......

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 18:01 | 5777877 MonetaryApostate
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Couldn't have said it better CrimsonAvenger! ++

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:35 | 5778679 BeerMe
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or has to prostitute herself

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:01 | 5776604 Scoobywan
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Earth to April you are a fucking idiot.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:12 | 5776678 sleigher
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It isn't just April...

4,491 (LIKES) · 58 minutes ago

I wonder what that number represents say, nationally?  5K likes in under an hour must be something like 250 million right?  275?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:33 | 5776789 onewayticket2
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clown show.....his sidekick biden is out giving shout outs to his "ol' butt buddy"

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-gives-shout-out-old-butt-buddy...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:05 | 5776630 Skateboarder
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{Joe,Jane}Average still think that a) 'leaders' are regular work-eat-sleep humandrones like themselves, b) 'the law' applies to everyone, and c) monetary and fiscal situation is okay (or even roses).

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:19 | 5776718 thamnosma
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They aren't brainwashed, they are braindead.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:41 | 5777174 cameldojo
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#aloof 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 17:31 | 5777696 Crash Overide
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It's like he's shitting on us again, arrest him already.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 07:34 | 5779793 TruthHunter
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Bro goes before judge and asks to change his name.

Judge says, "What's your name?"  Bro says "Barack Obama McQueer."

Judge, "no wonder, what do you want you name to be?" Bro says "Joe McQueer"

 

 

 

This is updated from Roosevelt era version; Franklin Delano Stink to Joe Stink.

I actually knew a girl whose last name was McQueer. She wouldn't change it but

started pronouncing it like McQuair.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:14 | 5776689 RaceToTheBottom
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Even the WH PR guy has given up....

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:02 | 5777285 Realname
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Its a shame that camera doesnt have a Bond-esque flamethrower. Selfie-immolation would be a good start for queenie man-lickula.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 17:59 | 5777864 Dig Deeper1
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Shit I thought he was just trying out his new putter.  At least he ditched the BB.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:04 | 5776619 DontGive
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Don't watch. Over dramatized fodder with child actors.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:10 | 5776657 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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it's eye opening ot see how retarded people are here in America, the movie does a good job at showing how dump people are....I think it's well done....zombies ahead

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:11 | 5776670 max2205
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What a douche 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:25 | 5777398 drendebe10
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How much more self absorbed can the incompetent divisive arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudgepacker get?  Behavior reflects personality.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:36 | 5776409 Winston Churchill
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Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who is the dirtiest sleazebag of them all ?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:39 | 5776441 maskone909
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i wouldnt have my manchurian canidate any other way

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:42 | 5776463 ceilidh_trail
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The guy in the mirror is not the same guy in the foreground.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:34 | 5776396 cnmcdee
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Um this is terrifying. While China races forward with 8 Aircraft carriers that will be twice the size of the George Washington, and plans to make unlimited power with it's Liquid Salt Molten Fluoride Reactors - the leadership in the US is busy taking selfies, taking bribes, raping your cat, and well just stealing anything that isn't bolted down or declaring it worthless with their quadadrillion dollar fed print to eternity..

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:41 | 5776456 maskone909
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just the thought of a china man behind the wheel of anything is terrifying.  i will bet you a sandwhich that they will crash before they make it to international waters

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:49 | 5776523 maskone909
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yeah youre probably right.  i hear the hull is made from a mixture of iphones and egg fo yung

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:56 | 5777260 SoilMyselfRotten
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Yep, when they smash that champagne on the side of the ship to launch her, down she goes

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:11 | 5776668 The worst trader
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Let me guess who the one down vote is.......... MDB?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:14 | 5777021 freedogger
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Don't worry well have fusion before they have their carrieres:

http://www.lockheedmartin.ca/us/products/compact-fusion.html

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:34 | 5776401 Skateboarder
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Yet monkeys accomplish and live more meaningful lives than he does.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:06 | 5776639 WillyGroper
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even if caged & slinging poo in the zoo.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:37 | 5776424 fauxhammer
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Give him a break...he'd just like to catch a glimpse of Reggie's face once in a while

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:42 | 5776469 NoVa
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Oblamo does have some intelligence - at least he can stick his tounge out and close one eyelid AT THE SAME TIME !!!

WOW

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:22 | 5778628 wee-weed up
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power steering "From every angle he looks like a monkey"

----------------------------------

You've done it now!

Why would you want to say such a raciss thing?

Now he's going to start screaming and hooting and flinging his poo at us!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:27 | 5776761 RockRiver
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What a fucking tool.....

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:30 | 5776770 Lone_Star
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Yeah, we've got this moron acting like a preteen girl, while the embassy in Yemen was given up to Iranian backed terrorists, who now have all of the weapons that were stored there. Because the troops guarding the embassy were ordered to fly commercial instead of using the ships stationed off-shore, leaving all of their weapons behind.

Are you F#?¿@ing kidding me!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:31 | 5776775 spekulatn
Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:34 | 5776799 ZH Snob
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not that it's any news but both the one eye thing and the stuck out tongue are illuminati gestures.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:00 | 5776949 supercelld
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my co-worker's sister-in-law makes $83 every hour on the computer . She has been unemployed for seven months but last month her payment was $15636 just working on the computer for a few hours. go to this site w­w­w.g­l­o­b­e-r­e­p­o­r­t.c­o­m

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:02 | 5776960 TruthDetector
Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:47 | 5777479 de3de8
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Bizzaro world

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:58 | 5777522 Perimetr
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Sometimes human extinction doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:18 | 5778245 williambanzai7
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Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:38 | 5778325 Harry Balzak
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Impale a smoking muppet on that stick.  

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:01 | 5778574 trulz4lulz
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So it begins....

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:02 | 5778576 Dave Thomas
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Yep it's done!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:27 | 5776326 bnbdnb
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I love it. Now if he would only stop talking.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:29 | 5776348 tbone654
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answer is:  What Nero must have been doing...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:33 | 5776376 power steering
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That insolent rodeo clown has finally been located

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:38 | 5776436 Big Corked Boots
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Rodeo clowns have bravery and serve a useful function. How dare you insult them.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:28 | 5776338 Fun Facts
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This is what the teleprompter reader in chief does in between reading the scripts his ZWO handlers write for him.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:38 | 5776434 SMG
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I know you're a troll and you'll keep posting this stuff, but it's Luciferian NWO handlers, actually.  

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 17:15 | 5777605 General Decline
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Is there a difference? Lucifer has his fingers in many elitest organizations. The Zionists are certainly one of them. You can tell by the fruit they produce.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:29 | 5776341 NOTW777
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see - he s right on top of ISIS

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:29 | 5776342 Againstthelie
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Who says the devil does not exist?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:29 | 5776343 davidalan1
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we b effed

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:29 | 5776352 ZomBiEHiGH
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This clown commands all of our forces? LOL

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:30 | 5776368 mayhem_korner
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No...his Wookie "wife" does.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 17:17 | 5777611 General Decline
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Puppets don't command anything.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:29 | 5776353 Utah_Get_Me_2
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Nooooo.. He's not a narcisist at allllllllllll...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:38 | 5776429 813kml
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"It's good to be the Queen."

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:35 | 5776808 Fun Facts
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flamer in chief

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:31 | 5776354 timeless21
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Common.....give him a banana

 

We ....with camera on a stick some folks... I coudn't help myself.....

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:30 | 5776358 mayhem_korner
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Selfies = job rating boost. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:30 | 5776361 ebworthen
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Bankster lackey figurehead distractor for the sheeple extrordinaire.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:30 | 5776365 I woke up
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narcissist douchebag, probably has a Fathead poster of himself

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:39 | 5776438 CrimsonAvenger
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Probably pleasures himself to a Fathead poster of himself.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:31 | 5776372 Old Man River
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Dadgummit, that's funny right there!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:31 | 5776373 lordbyroniv
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I miss Reagan :(

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:34 | 5776397 Tsar Pointless
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I miss everything pre-Reagan. :(

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:51 | 5776537 Big Corked Boots
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Carter? Really?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:31 | 5776375 A Lunatic
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I'll take Narcissistic Psychopaths for 2000 Alex.......

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:32 | 5776377 Kaiser Sousa
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keep voting muppets!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:32 | 5776380 Slomotrainwreck
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More of this coming your way: "... work according to ability, and paid according to need."

https://thesnarkwhohuntsback.wordpress.com/favorite-passages-from-atlas-...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:32 | 5776382 taketheredpill
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Introducing the Ronco "Portable Teleprompter".  Never be at a loss for wrods again...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:32 | 5776383 aliki
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not sure which is more embarrassing - these or the video of him doing lunges with his silver dumbells my girlfriend uses

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:33 | 5776390 taketheredpill
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At first I honestly thought it was some sort of really expensive bad-ass putter...showing my age.

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:35 | 5776402 Callz d Ballz
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You've got to be fucking kidding me....WTF?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:43 | 5776484 semperfi
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if it hasn't been happening already for years, now the whole world is laughing at the USA and what a joke it has become - at how stupid its citizens are for electing this guy

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:18 | 5776707 Kaiser Sousa
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he wasnt elected...

he was installed.

just like all the rest.

the MoneyChangers r ur real government.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:36 | 5776410 djsmps
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Maybe he can take that to state funerals

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:36 | 5776414 zelator
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Today most POTUS have a lot of idle time waiting for their instructions.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:36 | 5776415 fightapathy
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I thought he was swinging a golf club, but its a selfie club.  Does the teleprompter approve?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:36 | 5776416 Dadburnitpa
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Unbelievable fucking tool.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:48 | 5778341 Harry Balzak
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On one end is a stick-riding tool, on the other a go-pro camera.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:36 | 5776417 achilles5008
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 How low tech. He should be taking a selfie using a drone.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:36 | 5776419 trippy64
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Smart power.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:37 | 5776425 29.5
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Words can't even describe how pathetic we've become. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:31 | 5777100 mt paul
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shamefully and unconscionable 

come to mind 

 

with out cracking open the thesaurus  

 

took me 3 spellings of thesaurus

before spell chk would deal with me ....

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:38 | 5776431 Yen Cross
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    Someone needs to shove that selfie pole up TOTUS ass...That's where his real head is.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:43 | 5776481 maskone909
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potus selfie and colonoscopy scope screenshot is indistinguishable

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 22:36 | 5778892 Dickweed Wang
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Someone needs to shove that selfie pole up TOTUS ass...That's where his real head is.

Does that mean he could go fuck himself?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:39 | 5776442 Shizzmoney
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The great rouse of all of this, is the fact we as a populace focus one this one guy.....when in reality, this motherfucker doesn't do shit.

None of them do.  Clinton, Bush, etc.  They are essentially, the CEOs of America.  And like the CEOs of Wall Street, they actually don't do any work.  They contorl nothing, and contribute little.  

But we are told that "the buck stops there" (in the WH).  More like the buck stops in his pocket, and the rest of the politicians, who would sell us down the road for their own personal gains.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:39 | 5776444 Bunga Bunga
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So Obama quits?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:15 | 5778612 Unix
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One can only wish

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:39 | 5776446 nakki
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He reminds me of the Governor from the TV show Benson, and that makes him the perfect POTUS.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:40 | 5776833 L Bean
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ROFL spot on!

Benson is underrated social commentary.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:39 | 5776447 astoriajoe
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and they think Putin is retarded. FFS.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:55 | 5776568 Big Corked Boots
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Assburgers. Putin's got Assburger's.

As a kid my mother would serve us a rump roast for Sunday dinner. I blame that for the huge buttocks I'm saddled with now.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:44 | 5776448 mademesmile
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It's a tool at the end of a stick.
Edit to add,
if I ever cought my husband doing that, it's grounds for divorce.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:53 | 5776556 Skateboarder
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To self-respect, decency, and having standards. I have taken exactly one self-photograph, and it was done using the bathroom mirror. Can't ever imagine pointing a camera at myself for pictoral gratification.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:14 | 5778609 Unix
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Damn, me too, and it turned out that I looked like a retard. Never again!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:10 | 5776997 Mac Avelli
Mac Avelli's picture

the tool is on which end? lol

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:40 | 5776452 Pol Pot
Pol Pot's picture

Monkey see.....monkey do

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:40 | 5776453 semperfi
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he's just getting his warface on now that the King has declared war on every place on earth where ISIS resides

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:41 | 5776457 DontFollowMyAdv...
DontFollowMyAdviceImaDummy's picture

All hail King Gigglesworth and his selfiewand prowess!!!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:42 | 5776467 astoriajoe
astoriajoe's picture

Tearing down a country is obviously a lot easier than building it up.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:42 | 5776468 Dungholio
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Putin must be in extreme fear...

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