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Meanwhile, Inside The White House

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Europe is on the verge of collapse; Russia, Ukraine, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia are all geopolitcal hotspots and one false flag away from a hot war; central banks around the global are on the verge of a total loss of control and are now launching not just QE but also NIRP on a daily basis, pushing global stock markets to record bubble highs as the contraction in the global economy accelerates; and meanwhile in the White House...

Presenting: the BuzzFeed president.

 

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Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:43 | 5776477 The Carbonator
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WINNING!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:43 | 5776482 Bumbu Sauce
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No patriots in the SS, marine detail, or capitol police?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:43 | 5776483 djsmps
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Maybe he can take that to state funerals

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:45 | 5776494 SharkBit
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Seriously? Fodder for the world's media.  The judgement of the clown-in-chief is sublime.  But I suppose PAR for the course.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:46 | 5776505 djcando
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What a dick!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:47 | 5776508 LetsGetPhysical
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Selfies are effeminate.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:54 | 5776560 Skateboarder
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No, they're just plain gay, no matter who does it.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:53 | 5777235 mt paul
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Hey POTUS

 

show us your tits...

 

[ Banzai , i dare you ]

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:47 | 5776509 Mike Honcho
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Constituents say: He's like me!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:48 | 5776514 Bumbu Sauce
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First President since George Washington to take a selfie in the White House.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:55 | 5777254 mt paul
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maybe the last....

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:49 | 5776524 FeralSerf
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He reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:51 | 5776543 astoriajoe
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but Eddie Murphy was funny, aware, and eventually competent.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:53 | 5777244 FeralSerf
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True about Eddie.

This sequel played by a Nigerian CIA plant has a darker ending.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:51 | 5776531 JenkinsLane
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Phil Leotardo could have solved this problem.

It's like Father said, "There's nothing gay about Hell."

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:51 | 5776542 Slurm
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RIP 'Murika

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:51 | 5776544 replaceme
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FFS could he be any more of a lightweight? I expect those pics to be at the end of a checkout aisle come Sunday

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:52 | 5776548 SheepDog-One
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What an asshole.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:54 | 5776564 Jethro
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, what a cunt. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:56 | 5776565 1stepcloser
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At first, I thought that was his new putter..

 

And remember Amerika, you voted him in twice.  

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:58 | 5776581 semperfi
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proof positive that a shitload of Americans are the dumbest fuckers on the planet

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:09 | 5776659 2muchtax
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Not sure they're counting votes the way you think

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:39 | 5776827 L Bean
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LMAO me too! 

Hey, those golf games weren't for nothing look how proficient he is with a selfie-stick!! Such form.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 13:57 | 5776578 semperfi
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maybe he's going to resign today and is snapping some final photos for memory's sake

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:05 | 5776626 venturen
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don't toy with us! This is so depressing

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:06 | 5776638 2muchtax
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Anyone who thinks this man-child is actually running things may be interested in a bridge I'm selling, real cheap.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:08 | 5776651 agent default
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Oh the faggotry.  The enormous faggotry.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:12 | 5776675 I-am-not-one-of-them
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lots of spare time when you're just a teleprompter reader

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:14 | 5776683 Stinko da Munk
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" I love this new 3-wood!"

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:20 | 5776725 prospero matthews
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I blame the secret service for patronizing this behavior.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:21 | 5776735 Quinvarius
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Be thankful this dickwad is not at the European peace talks.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:22 | 5776736 HandyCrapper
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I am embarrased to be an American.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:28 | 5776764 RealistDuJour
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I'm Canadian, and I'm embarrassed for all of you!  BTW, this article sums it ALL up... http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/08/men-who-take-selfies-psychopathic-tendencies_n_6435070.html

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:29 | 5777415 Berspankme
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When I lived in Asia I often told people I'm from Canada to avoid the embarrassment

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:02 | 5777281 mt paul
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some times when i travel to the far away

will wear a Canadian maple leaf t shirt

and have a pocket full of Canadian currency..

the locals attitudes are different..

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 23:49 | 5776756 dirty dolphin
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This is how Obozo lets off steam in between high level meetings with Jay Z and Al Sharpton.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:27 | 5776760 Hal n back
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you folks are being too hard on him. After all, he alone  created 7 million jobs, a record (but then we only have 2 million more people working since he became president with a higher population of 16 million)

 

And the entire recovery is his doing. (maybe not so good since retail sucks)

 

And average wages are going up (but then again min wage just went up in 23 states and DC)

 

But the deficit is declining! (but debt is running out of control)

 

Better he stop doing things and take selfies and golf. Golf courses are pretty empty due to the slowing economy and lower earnings.

 

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:35 | 5776797 Felix da Kat
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Obama wants to liberalize the world to lessen the humiliation and indignation he would otherwise suffer when he announces his coming sex change operation. Oh, you didn't know ?.... That's the real motivation behind the change he's been talking about for the last 6+ years...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:37 | 5776815 L Bean
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Until I clicked on the enlarged version in the main article, I though he was practicing his swing in the oval office.

Not sure which is worse.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:40 | 5776829 kchrisc
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"You talking to me? Yeah, you, the CIA stooge. You talking to me?

The banksters need to repay us.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:40 | 5776832 Chuck Knoblauch
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Nero is at it again.

Put the fiddle down.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:41 | 5776834 ChacoFunFact
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He didn't build that. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:43 | 5776848 silverer
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He should get together with "I feel pretty" John Edwards.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:45 | 5776860 L Bean
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Last pic is his medieval gargoyle impersonation.

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:46 | 5776872 Puncher75
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Cloward - Piven.  Everything is going just as planned.  Collapse is THE goal.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:51 | 5776900 ClowardPiven2016
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I know...thanks for noticing.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:04 | 5776981 forwardho
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Hope your date is correct.

Would really love another year of near normal.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:22 | 5777390 Berspankme
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I still figure the collapse is coming during next year and Obie will have to remain president (for the children) for the duration. I just don't see this self centered fucktard leaving and his cult followers will happily support this

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:49 | 5776888 Franktastic
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really?

 

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:52 | 5776906 Apocalicious
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If Nero had a selfie stick...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:55 | 5776920 Anglo Hondo
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Always wanted a definition of a "muckin foron".  Got it now. What a twerp (pregnant fish).

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:58 | 5776939 cn13
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I read stories and see pictures of the world leaders - Merkele, Putin, the Ukraine puppet and Hollande from France meeting about resolving the Ukraine problem.

Where the hell is the U.S. in these negotiations?  We are the one who want to start shooting and arming the Ukraines.

Oh I see, our little monkey is in the White House playing with a camera.

Unbelievable.  Sad days for Amerika.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:59 | 5776947 quasimodo
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It seems the villiage idiot has finally been found...........fuck it, even the village idiot isn't idiotic enough to take selfies on a stick.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:01 | 5776959 surfvin
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Trading places

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:07 | 5776986 NotApplicable
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Whar Duckface?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:08 | 5776991 thinkmoretalkless
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Wow. Only a narcissistt's narcissist would think this is a good idea

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:11 | 5777005 Son of Captain Nemo
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Having a good day controlling the voices in his head...

That is when the Prolixin an Thorazine are working properly in tandem!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:12 | 5777007 thismarketisrigged
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i would love to fight these fucking muslim and kick his fucking ass.

 

i fucking hate this man more than most people in this world.

 

awful president, worse human being

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:27 | 5777093 Son of Captain Nemo
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i would love to fight these fucking muslim and kick his fucking ass.

You mean like this guy just did?

Don't tell me?!!!... You're from somewhere in East Texas with at least one member of your family marrying a first cousin and you worship this Minister?!!!

Or...

You're a Zionist Jew that works for the Washington Post that wants to "stir alarm" in muslims?!!!...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:43 | 5777152 Son of Captain Nemo
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P.S.

Anyone who calls Bath House "Barry" from Langley a Muslim is either taking the same anti-psychotic meds the President is on, or believes the lies verbatim that the MSM has sold them!

 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:22 | 5777387 Son of Captain Nemo
Thu, 02/12/2015 - 23:56 | 5779211 Son of Captain Nemo
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Anyone who calls Bath House "Barry" from Langley a Muslim is either taking the same anti-psychotic meds the President is on, or believes the lies verbatim that the MSM has sold them!

What is this Langley worship night on Zerohedge?...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:21 | 5777061 Monetas
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This is like Bill and Hillbillary .... dancing on the beach .... to no music .... they think they look good .... Obama want's to show off his playfulness .... as he prepares for woar .... what a guy .... our high-yeller feller !

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:25 | 5777080 VladLenin
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Hey! His reflection shows in the mirror! I wonder how he does that?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:30 | 5777105 gtb
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TNB

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:32 | 5777116 City_Of_Champyinz
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What a total a total & complete fucking douchebag we have as a 'leader'.  Makes me sick...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:34 | 5777127 no1wonder
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Obama is a cool guy. Just sucks as a president.

*evil grin*

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:35 | 5777134 pitterrier
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Or, does he know something that we don't?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:37 | 5777149 Bill of Rights
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Of course all the Born and Bred Liberal Dopes will say " Oh look ha ha ha he so cute "

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:39 | 5777159 Monetas
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How can you pick out Obama .... in a line up .... his palms are slightly darker .... than the back of his hands !

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:49 | 5777222 Mi Naem
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He seems like a regular guy, not so bad after all. 

The kind of guy I could have a beer with - if I get to pour it for him. 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:13 | 5777332 Unix
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He seems like a regular guy, not so bad after all. 

The kind of guy I could have a beer with - if I get to pour ON him. 

 

fixed it for ya!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 15:56 | 5777258 Bumbu Sauce
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/01/26/selfie-study-ps...

According to a new study led by Ohio State University Professor Jesse Fox, men who post a lot of selfies to the web tend to exhibit higher levels of narcissism and psychopathy.

Fluck him and those who brought him.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:06 | 5777301 rydog1220
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Maybe Oboozo can give Tiger Woods some tips since Obama is apparently a pro in golf. That would be his biggest contribution to America as "president", meanwhile in the west coast tons of cargo is being halted by the wonderful union bureaucracy. Great time we live in folks!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:18 | 5777364 Berspankme
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I think Tiger likes women

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:01 | 5779466 rydog1220
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You never know Tiger might prefer the cornhole after all those hurt ugly how's he hit while with a Swedish supermodel haha, BTW I love the cover to the SI swimsuit catalog haha 

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:08 | 5777307 Rusputin
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If not photoshopped, this proves he's clearly not in charge of the USA - just an actor, like Hitler was!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:11 | 5777323 Shepard1
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You couldn't take this more out of  context.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:59 | 5778387 Uncle Remus
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Wait 'til the night shift gets here...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:11 | 5777325 Unix
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FUCKING MORON! Oblahblah, KMA, really...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:17 | 5777360 Shitgum Suicide
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Confirming that you are a childish, narcissistic, egomaniacal, arrogant, classless, smug sociopath is only something a smug, classless, arrogant, egomaniacally childish, sociopathic narcissist would do.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:57 | 5778381 Uncle Remus
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So, confirmation bias then.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 16:45 | 5777482 petedanels
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I cannot understand how this guy's approval ratings are flying back up.  I am so tired of being tired of being tired, this joker, market highs, lies, etc...etc!  

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 18:32 | 5778058 mendolover
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It's all fake.  All of it.  Just ask Brian Williams

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 17:38 | 5777742 Rix Dahlder
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Oh come on guys, cut him some slack! He's so happy with his new portable iPrompter. Now he can even give speeches with a tilted head!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 17:48 | 5777812 Carl Panzram
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A monkey seeing his reflection for the first time. Who's that monkey in the mirror?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 17:55 | 5777843 will ling
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caligula II

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 18:14 | 5777941 Shitgum Suicide
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Actually to be accurate it would be Cannigula

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 18:23 | 5777997 Two Feet Studs Up
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Christ, my 6 yo kid doesn't even do this shite anymore...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 18:34 | 5778066 mendolover
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Be careful posters.  It's a trap.  They're just trying to sweak the critical self-reliant thinkers and updating the list.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 20:27 | 5778455 Unix
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Hey NSA...FUCK YOU!

You have nothing to fear from me, so why the hell are you spying on me?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 22:24 | 5778849 Dickweed Wang
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They're just trying to sweak the critical self-reliant thinkers and updating the list.

Yeah, probably. But there comes a point at which you have to call a spade a spade and consequences be dammed. The fact that too many people are scared to speak out on bullshit like this is one of the main reasons why the USA has become a pack of useless losers . . . . political correctness needs to die a quick painful death!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:15 | 5778233 Feel it Reel it
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He's taking a picture of himself for the "Folks"

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:15 | 5778234 Feel it Reel it
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He's taking a picture of himself for the "Folks"

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:52 | 5778338 ronron
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were in a lot of trouble.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:49 | 5778357 QQQBall
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The Onion cannot keep up... LOL

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 19:56 | 5778370 Uncle Remus
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Was out and about the other day with Mrs. Remus and saw some fuckwits at a traffic light trying to get a shot of themselves from the outside through the windshield with a selfie stick out the passenger window.

She asked what they were doing so I explained. Her response - "Seriously?"

 

Cue Pogo.

 

President Mudflap, indeed.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 20:02 | 5778399 Bumbu Sauce
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Per Howie Kurtz, this video of Obama taking selfies was shot on the same day that it was confirmed that Kayla Mueller had been killed by ISIS

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 20:49 | 5778489 Son of Captain Nemo
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Who said psychological operations can't be fun?...  Especially when it means using underage kids?!!!

And you know it's bad when one of your best buds in the whole wide world that has your back, starts selling you out because they know you're a train wreck and "they want to get the fuck off" before you self-destruct!  This reminds me of the story shortly after 9/11 when the BBC was the first to disclose that 6 of the 19 hijackers were alive and well followed by interviews.  Wouldn't it have been a blast listening to the back and forth that took place when the BBC decided not to go along quietly with the BBG on that story?!!! Four years later they retracted it when the Commision Report was released to stay in line with the "official narrative"!

God Damn the CIA has alot of people on it's payroll to do this shit!!!

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 20:48 | 5778540 Nico Bellik
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is he closing his black eye or his white eye?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:06 | 5778588 Heavy
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I feel like I'm being trolled.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:42 | 5778704 snowman23
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Remember when he took a selfie at Nelson Mandella's funeral?  The "leader" of the free world folks...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:44 | 5778714 peaceful
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hey.. he can beat lebron at xbox nba2k14

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:44 | 5778715 peaceful
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hey.. he can beat lebron at xbox nba2k14

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 21:55 | 5778754 mototard
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As an inhabitant of the planet earth, I am truly ashamed.

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 22:15 | 5778816 Texas Tom
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It's true...the People of the United States of American are so stupid they did elect Chancy Gardener President...

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 22:19 | 5778833 Dickweed Wang
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Embarrassing! Once a homo, always a homo . . .

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 22:31 | 5778876 crzyhun
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This guy is the perfect replacement for jon stewart's show...no?

Thu, 02/12/2015 - 23:11 | 5779042 Secret Weapon
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He probably thinks it is the new putter from Ping.

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