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USGS Reports 6.8 Magnitude Earthquake In Russia Near Ukraine Border, Then Retracts It Blaming "Mislocation"

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Something surprising happened about an hour ago: at 2:15 pm, the USGS reported that a major 6.8 Magnitude earthquake had taken place in Russian territory, 16 kilometers WNW of Klintsy, in a location that is close to the Russian border with both Belarus and Ukraine.

Reuters was quick to report the earthquake:

  • MAGNITUDE 6.8 EARTHQUAKE STRIKES WESTERN RUSSIA, NEAR BELARUS BORDER-USGS

This is where the USGS noted the major earthquake took place:

 

And the notification of the quake in question:

 

What is curious is that some 20 minutes later, the USGS decided that no quake had actually taken place. In fact not only was the earthquake promptly scrubbed from the USGS website...

 

... but the link we had sent out as notification of the earthquake:

is now a dead end (link here).

What happened? Was this merely the latest fat finger "glitch", one that may or may not have shaken the ground, or was it simply seasonally-adjusted away, like all those Texas job losses? Here is the official explanation:

The U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) said on Friday there was no earthquake in western Russia after earlier reporting on its website a magnitude 6.8 near the border with Belarus.

 

USGS Geophysicist Paul Caruso said the agency's sensors mislocated an earthquake that was taking place elsewhere. The Russia earthquake appeared on the USGS website while a series of strong temblors were taking place in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, some 700 miles (1,100 km) south of Greenland

So just like a NBC news anchor can "misremember" critical events over a period of many years, so the USGS can now "mislocate" an entire earthquake?

And while the quake or whetver the "mislocated" event may or may not have taken place, we now eagerly await for the BLS and BEA to "misfabricate" US economic data next as the deluge of bad economic news in the coming months courtesy of the shale bust finally reveals the real state of the US economy, forcing the various US economic departments to misadjust the latest recovery euphoria, and miscrush any hopes of a summer rate hike by the Fed.

 

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Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:55 | 5782397 cowdiddly
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just a llleeeeetle further south and slight west adjustment and Bullseye. Damn spotters.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:58 | 5782421 toys for tits
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Would a nuclear weapon cause a temblor?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:01 | 5782437 Xibalba
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HAARP muthafrackin HAARP

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:02 | 5782442 kliguy38
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prolly nuttin...just a big vodka fart

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:04 | 5782453 maskone909
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tune in to NBC for Brian Williams first hand account of the earth quake. 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:04 | 5782456 Publicus
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To Kiev!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:06 | 5782462 ACP
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THIS IS A TEST

OF THE EMERGENCY CENSORSHIP SYSTEM

THIS IS ONLY A TEST

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:19 | 5782534 City_Of_Champyinz
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Has anyone spotted a mushroom cloud in the general area??

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:29 | 5782593 max2205
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Famous last words: what was that flash?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:06 | 5782737 Thorny Xi
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International business times reported it with witness accounts of the roaring and shaking of pictures off walls - but replace the story entirely about an hour later with a no earthquake per USGS piece!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:53 | 5782890 Majestic12
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Another HAARP "misfire"....I hate when that happens....

Gotta stop using DARPA "re-loads"....

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:21 | 5782959 Latina Lover
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Either that, or the White House started to shake from the Russian version of HAARP, co-incidently, of course <g>

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 23:31 | 5783479 ThroxxOfVron
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LINK?

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 07:40 | 5783899 Ginsengbull
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Yes, but it's more of a toadstool.

 

Never mind, I thought it said genital area.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 20:44 | 5783181 Antifaschistische
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this is even worse than the USGS' recurring...'your town is going to burn down in just four days' report to the people of Pahoa Hawaii (Big Island).

Of course...three months later, the people of Pahoa realized the local USGS lava "experts" really have no clue how lava flow behaves.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:51 | 5782667 daveO
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Here's a blast from the past.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Bam_earthquake

Following the earthquake the U.S. offered direct humanitarian assistance to Iran and in return the state promised to comply with an agreement with the International Atomic Energy Agency which supports greater monitoring of its nuclear interests. In total a reported 44 countries sent in personnel to assist in relief operations and 60 countries offered assistance.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:10 | 5782753 WarPony
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Prior to the 6th century, the Bam Citadel was constructed, being encircled by 3 concentric, rammed-earthen walls that withstood numerous attacks and never fell in battle.  1600 years later, not so good.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:44 | 5783036 knukles
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The USGS manipulates the crap out of quake data. 
HAARP works

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:18 | 5782525 seek
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Would a nuclear weapon cause a temblor?

Yes. Seismic sensors are actually used to confirm nuclear test ban treaty compliance and to estimate yields for underground tests. For above ground tests they can use infrasound monitoring as well (and of course the Vela satellites that totally didn't see that illegal test off of south africa in the late '70s, nope, that was a glitch.)

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:23 | 5782558 Calmyourself
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+1 to the above^ seismic sensors are part of monitoring.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:27 | 5782582 ThroxxOfVron
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"(and of course the Vela satellites that totally didn't see that illegal test off of south africa in the late '70s, nope, that was a glitch.) "

+1  

snork, giggle...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:45 | 5783043 knukles
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Damn, I thought I was the only person knew about that shit. 
I bring stuff like that up and get told I'm a fuck-nut and looked at Real Crazylike

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 23:37 | 5783486 ThroxxOfVron
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"I'm a fuck-nut and looked at Real Crazylike "

 

+6.8

snork, giggle...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:32 | 5782607 richiebaby
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The nuclear bomb disposal squad must have cut the red wire instead of the black

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:59 | 5782905 gimme-gimme-gimme
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They could actually go ask people in that area if they felt a quake. There would also be you tube videos by now.

Guess it's easier to be lazy and have junk like this on the front page than actually *gasp* do some real work to confirm if it was a mistake or not!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:58 | 5782423 Triggernometry
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DASFUTTUPYO

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:58 | 5782424 maskone909
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so the answer to the equation is how many tons of TNT does it take to produce a 6.8 earthquake?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:17 | 5782522 SofaPapa
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or said another way:

what seismically-registering activity occurred in that part of the world that it is important that no-one know about?

In normal times, I would say this was a data fart from the computers of the USGS (entirely possible), but these are not normal times.  Quite a coincidence...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:31 | 5782587 Calmyourself
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Better question,  if the quake was mislocated then where was the actual quake, also witnesses, damage, tsunami warning?  Or are we seeing government resources, in this case USGS brought to bear and coordinating to quickly establish a credible case for a suitcase nuke attack by of course Russian Spetsnatz seen in the area...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:37 | 5782633 seek
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A suitcase nuke wouldn't register remotely close to a 6.8. The largest US test was a 5 megaton bomb in Amchitka (the Cannikin test) and it was a 6.9, so it'd take a bomb of comparable magnitude (and a 5MT is freaking huge, most of the inventory in the world is ~ 250-500KT.)

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:43 | 5782653 Calmyourself
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I realize that, the general point was mislocated seismic activity in a strategic area especially for false flag activities.  Thanks for the refinement.  Well, perhaps the CIA is trucking in their version of Tsar Bomba.

And Castle Bravo, US test was 15 megatons..

http://www.brookings.edu/blogs/up-front/posts/2014/02/27-castle-bravo-la...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:45 | 5782663 seek
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Largest underground test, I should have clarified. It had the largest magnitude "quake" associated with it.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:13 | 5782733 Automatic Choke
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calm:   there was an earthquake around that size in the mid-atlantic around that time.   entirely possible that this was a triangulation error...not hard to make that sort of mistake.

 

update:  was within 30 sec of same time.  7.1  several in that area (not uncommon).

 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:50 | 5782879 Calmyourself
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Good catch, thanks.. I need to release some krypton from my tinfoil hat..  Seriously you cannot believe a damn thing out of this .gov..

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:35 | 5782996 Automatic Choke
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although i agree with you in general (cannot believe a damn thing etc), it is likely this was innocuous.  they do triangulation automatically, usually from seismographs that are quite distant.  if the anglular separation is very low, it is easy to flip between two points very far apart on first cut.  larger quakes are always reviewed by a human, and fine tuned as they throw data from more seismographs in.....exact locations and magnitudes often change a half dozen times in the first hour or so after reporting. 

For all of you (us?) tin hat types, it would be pretty hard to cover up anything nasty like that which is being implied here....big booms with bright flashes tend to be seen by lots of people, erasing a seismograph report wouldn't suffice.

 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:32 | 5782820 scrappy
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You two will be on the nuke experts leadership staff.

In the New Republic.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 21:50 | 5783312 FreeMoney
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http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap3d/

 

run in internet explorer not crome.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 21:27 | 5783260 Augustus
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The explanation states that there was no quake, no location, no damage, no witnesses.

Nuclear attack?  You must be a reporter for Before It IS News.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:41 | 5801593 Beowulf55
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500 metric tons............

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:59 | 5782426 dimwitted economist
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i am not sure.. but.. it Could have been a NUKE going off... (maybe it was ISIS)

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:03 | 5782439 ZH Snob
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not only is it mislocated; now it is left to us to prove that it ever really happened.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:05 | 5782459 cossack55
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That would be misexisted.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 03:34 | 5783760 A Nanny Moose
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....aaaaand, it's gone!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:14 | 5782506 Dugald
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Who else recorded this non event, had to be others or is it a world conspiracy to hide something that went wallop in big way...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:08 | 5782469 Ruffmuff
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You are fucking kidding me "mislocate".

WTF kinda term is that?

"sir citibank man, please don't honor those charges on my card. I have seem to mislocated my card". I hope that works for ya.

I bought the shit, I signed for the shit but there was some mislocation issues.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:23 | 5782792 883dave
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It was just a seasonal adjustment

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:23 | 5782794 883dave
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It was just a seasonal adjustment

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:44 | 5782853 JuliaS
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A 6.8 megaton earthquake.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:56 | 5782897 noben
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Was hoping the epicenter was in Kiev. 9.5

But I'd settle for DC.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:39 | 5783013 Ditch
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Try putting in 16km wnw of klintsy in google maps and you get an airport.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:54 | 5782398 drink or die
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Here come the conspiracy theorists...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:57 | 5782413 Dr. Richard Head
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Twas a nuke...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:02 | 5782440 El Vaquero
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They sent Hillary over there.  It was a SNUKE.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:37 | 5782632 Savvy
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In that case it was a puke.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:25 | 5782568 permarig
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BREAKING: internet proof found war is a propaganda and debt driven racket

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9wO4G0CUAEaYYX.png:large

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 11:12 | 5784197 Tarshatha
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You need to have taken the red pill to see and understand those Facts.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:11 | 5782937 Omen IV
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they are testing russia reaction time in preparation for the real event

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:54 | 5782399 NuckingFuts
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Yep, "earthquake", wink, wink

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:55 | 5782402 cigarEngineer
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they didn't convert correctly beteen meters and feet. you know government workers. they'll let a whole satellite burn up in another planet's atmosphere rather than switch to metric.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:03 | 5782450 El Vaquero
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Yeah, but sending a satellite to another planet isn't rocket scien.....

 

Oh shit!  Never mind!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:29 | 5782592 ThroxxOfVron
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Foot-farthings to the half-stone are different on Mars, dammit!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:25 | 5782971 Winston Churchill
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Don't be silly,everyone knows DC still uses leagues and furlongs.

Close enuff for govt.work.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:55 | 5782404 Patriot Eke
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I'm sure it was just another chemical plant being struck by a tactical missile.  Go back to your bread and circuses.  /sarc

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:55 | 5782405 sudzee
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Oh oh, incoming in 10 min???

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:56 | 5782406 vortmax
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Coincidentally, the earthquake was actually located near the site where the US Navy disposed of Osama Bin Laden

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:58 | 5782422 cherry picker
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Is he coming back from the dead?  If it is him of course.  We don't know for sure do we?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:27 | 5782976 Winston Churchill
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Third time lucky.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:44 | 5782849 Parrotile
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Must be "Spinning in his grave" mighty fast then . . :-)

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:00 | 5782412 Son of Captain Nemo
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What is curious is that some 20 minutes later, the USGS decided that no quake had actually taken place. In fact not only was the earthquake promptly scrubbed from the USGS website...

HAARP or no HAARP...

Tell that to the people of the Donbass that have 6.8s happening to them every day in the shape of ballistic missile?...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:56 | 5782699 daveO
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The next executive order will instruct the USGS to not post any earthquake w/o prior WH authorization.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:57 | 5782414 diana_in_spain
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maybe they were planning on "creating" an earthquake , but something went wrong?  you know the news outlets always have the information before it happens (like building 7)  I'm sure they have earthquake creating machines 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:14 | 5782502 Ruffmuff
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I heard they are making great progress with tectonic weapons. Fukushima tidal wave was a little suspect. EQ damage was minimal. 

I really love the depleted uranusism used in the bunker busters.  Blow a big hole and fuck up everyone within reach as an added benefit.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:35 | 5782622 richiebaby
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It must of been those damn frackers

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 16:57 | 5782415 Sudden Debt
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Sweden just announced nevegative rates also with a round of QE to go on top.

The biggest earthshake from Russia will be a golden one pretty soon

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:28 | 5782588 Pareto
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+1 however wishful thinking SD that thought might be.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:02 | 5782436 Osmium
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That's not surprising.  Surprising would be the markets red for a day.

S&P 2150 By Early March?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:05 | 5782460 rejected
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3000 by December..... BTFD

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:01 | 5782438 Sanity Bear
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when I was a kid I fucked with a seismograph machine, not knowing what it was

 

for a very brief period some of the world's leading geologists thought they were recording an earthquake big enough to rip the planet in half

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:10 | 5782752 sam i am
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The US gov (DoS) just has a random news headlines generator which is spinning the wheels of different words. They just plug "Russia" "Ukraine" "rebels" "Putin" randomly in all and every disaster reporting  news.

Only the smartest of us know that the Ukraine is a capital of Greenland.

cheers

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:03 | 5782448 Everybodys All ...
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You can't have these things happen while the markets are open.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:09 | 5782475 optimator
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Especially if there's fall out afterwards.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:06 | 5782461 Mike Masr
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It was probably Porkyshenko farting and shitting his pants!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:08 | 5782473 Oldrepublic
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Wow: even the USGS is putting out disinformation these days!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:10 | 5782480 Bighorn_100b
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ZH puts up a headline like this. That region doesn't have those kinds of earthquakes.

ZH, be very careful, you just might lose a reader or two.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:12 | 5782494 IridiumRebel
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I'm sure Yahoo is all over this....

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 02:06 | 5783686 Meta_Consciousness
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No, yahoo is all over an Obama official admitting there are aliens and we can handle the truth.

 

Shit you not.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 07:31 | 5783893 Ginsengbull
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What do they taste like?

 

Alien. The other other white meat.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:33 | 5782613 SofaPapa
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ZH was just reporting what USGS put out there.  If nothing else, it's kind of an interesting mistake, isn't it?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:11 | 5782483 IridiumRebel
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Hiroshima was a 5.0-5.2 on the Richter scale.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:11 | 5782485 SheepDog-One
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Just the aftershocks of the Fed shitquaking the S&P.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:11 | 5782491 Tsar Pointless
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My damn fault. Someone finally pulled my finger.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:12 | 5782496 czarangelus
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If civilizations can be said to go through initiatory events... it looks like ours will very, very soon.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 07:30 | 5783890 Ginsengbull
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You call this a civilization?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:17 | 5782501 Callz d Ballz
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***BREAKING***Brian Williams reporting from the fault line at 5:30EST

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:34 | 5782617 Calmyourself
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Wrong: Brian Williams crawls out of huge crack in the earth to report..

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:14 | 5782505 kchrisc
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Sort of validates my mantra, "I wouldn't believe them if they told me the sky is blue."

If they aren't lying, which is rare, they are fucking up the truth.

The banksters need to repay us.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:15 | 5782510 insanelysane
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Here in the Northeastern US we are being baked to death by rampant man made global warming.  These snow piles burn when you fall into them.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:15 | 5782513 tommylicious
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This was an underground detonation of some sort is my guess.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:15 | 5782515 darteaus
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Did the earthquake have a mushroom cloud?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:21 | 5782547 Divine Wind
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Tyler, Tyler, Tyler......

That was the seismic effect of Barry O'Bummer's foreign policy crashin and burnin......

 

 

 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:22 | 5782555 astoriajoe
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that's awkward.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:25 | 5782570 sudzee
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USGS didn't get the location wrong, they were a bit early on the timing.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:25 | 5782572 Clowns on Acid
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Can they "print" an earthquake ?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:33 | 5782614 sudzee
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Or maybe this: 

Russia "launched" its own SWIFT system.

http://sputniknews.com/business/20150213/1018240631.html

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:54 | 5782697 astoriajoe
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That would be earth-shaking. Or maybe just Obama stamping his feet and pouting around the White House.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:29 | 5782591 rsnoble
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Fuck this planet.

Too much shit going on anymore to make sense of anything.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:48 | 5782602 stant
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It twas me with my 2 turning 2 smoking 2 choking2 on fire 2 unaccounted for b36 bomber with mk4 duct taped up. Navigation was broken too. Brian Williams was my tail gunner on the space shuttle. Said he liked it hot

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:32 | 5782609 johngaltinvestments
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Brian Williams is there now.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:32 | 5782611 sphindog
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Hmmmm...

"Describing the impact of the quake, a resident in Klintsky commented: "A bang with a loud roar occurred. The roar got louder until things started to sway and rattle. Books fell off my shelf and all pictures in my house were askew."

 

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/russia-6-9-magnitude-earthquake-hits-bryansk-14...

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:39 | 5782642 Calmyourself
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Nice find, what is up with USGS

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:00 | 5782710 daveO
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The WH is suppressing the news, like everything else. 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:44 | 5782660 Miss Expectations
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But there were a lot of big ones today....see here (along with the one that's "null"):

http://quakes.globalincidentmap.com

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:51 | 5782687 lactam
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Indeed!

If you check the timestamp, that quake hit the Atlantic Ocean. Your link is supported by both GeoScience Australia and the CSEM-EMSC Feed (and has the USGS feed as well).

There's another link here: http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:49 | 5782662 Monetas
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008,007,006,005,004,003,002,001--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:47 | 5782669 buzzsaw99
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that probably wasn't supposed to be released until tomorrow. kind of like the wtc 7 falling down cleanly and completely into it's own footprint twenty minutes after it was reported to have already happened.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:40 | 5783019 dvfco
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It's similar to "ETHNICITY REMOVED Lightening."

One (Man of Certain Ethnicity) says to another (man of the same ethnicity), "I'm sorry to have hear about your fire."

The first guy (of that ethnicity) responds, "Thank you, but it hasn't happened yet."

It was very common in the South Bronx in the late 1970s.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:48 | 5782677 I Write Code
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Fan mail from a flounder?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:49 | 5782680 gdpetti
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Actually, a 7.1 mag but not in Ukraine, but the Northern Mid-Atlantic Ridge between Canada and Ireland. 13.8 km depth. 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:53 | 5782692 Monetas
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Nuclear Fracking .... and the economy of scale !

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 17:55 | 5782700 Monetas
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"Tectonic shift caused by unequal expansion of the earth crust due to global warming !"  Algore

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:00 | 5782711 SirBarksAlot
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Suspcious Observers reported on that plasma solar filament someone posted here yesterday ("Big Earthquake Filament" on youtube).  There were earthquakes in Chile on the border of Argentina.  Also there was seismic activity in Antartica and Actic as well as volcanoes in Guatamala, Costa Rica and Mexico.

In a related story, a week ago Tom Lupshu reported that a geologist at Yellowstone National Park said that there was subterranean brown activity there in an ABC interview.  He said he didn't see any eruptions of the super volcano in the forseeable future.  When pressed about what the "foreseeable future" was, he said 2 weeks. 

It is Friday the 13th, after all.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:01 | 5782715 justtotaketheedgeoff
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Google link to USGS shows location at 52*48'N. 32.00*E. Looks like a farmer's field near Unecha.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:02 | 5782721 q99x2
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Let me know when they fabricate a misQ99x2 please.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:07 | 5782735 Charming Anarchist
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Lots of possibilities to keep us distracted! Yeee ha!   Never let a good distraction go to waste. 

 

Dr. Evil:  "I have a plan.

Underling:  "What is it Doctor?" 

Dr. Evil:  "I do not know.  However, I do know that my plan depends on how the ants respond to earthquakes.

Underling:  "How so, Doctor?" 

Dr. Evil:  "I do not know.  However, I want you to announce to the ants that there was an earthquake somewhere.  Let us see what happens.

Underling:  "Where is the earthquake, Doctor? What shall I tell them?" 

Dr. Evil:  "I do not know.....

 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:32 | 5782817 SofaPapa
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+1

Gave me a chuckle.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:07 | 5782743 AnthonyScungilli
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What is telling are the depths of both earthquakes reported (russia and Iran)  10 km shallow means  man made in my experience. It is no longer justa war of sanctions and conventional war fare.....suspected nukes and man made earthquakes....the neo bolsheviks will not go quitely in the night....not surprised 911 was an all in gamble ...war is their only way out of what is unfolding....read veterantoday for fact based news.....

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:51 | 5782886 SofaPapa
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"not surprised 911 was an all in gamble"

Those who finally wrap their head around the meaning of those events see a very different world than those who accept the standard story.  It really is the lynchpin event of this century, and maybe significantly longer than that.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:08 | 5782744 Monetas
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The Mother of All Molotov Cocktails ? Siberian swamp gas ignited by errant meteor .... spruce trees felled outward for 100 kms ?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:09 | 5782747 Jack Burtan
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It happens

 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:12 | 5782754 Thisisbullishright
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/14/world/europe/ukraine-fighting-escalates-ahead-of-truce.html?_r=0

More absolute garbage from the NYT propaganda machine...

I love how our gubment never manages to offer any actual PROOF of Russian incursions.  I have lost any and all faith in MSM and believing our "leaders".  Everything they tell us is a fucking lie!

 

I DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING THEY TELL US!!

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:14 | 5782766 Monetas
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All things considered .... it probably was the Vodka fart  !

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:16 | 5782771 luna_man
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You can bet your last dollar MY MAIN MAN, knows what happened!

And when the time is right, we'll know.

 

one eye, an ear and nostril open all the time 

 

heck, why else you come to this site??

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:17 | 5782778 wissen dass scheiBe
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Hmmm, are we witnessing the Tunguska blast 2.0?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:23 | 5782791 Monetas
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Wiley Coyote rocket backpack failed ignition .... back up parachute malfunction ?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:28 | 5782804 TeethVillage88s
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Well if you had NATO Black Ops going in your border area and you wanted to test some tactical nukes, test a missile with huge payload for future nuke operations, or test a big Clean Bomb... Well you look for places where special ops are going on. If you have a big facility that could be an asset to the enemy, bingo.

New Russian Ordnance, Missile, tactical Nuke, Clean Bomb?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:24 | 5782800 papaswamp
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EMSC report the same thing?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:32 | 5782819 papaswamp
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Of course the worrisome part..... Its based on historical data and not sensors..of which there are vey few inthe atlantic..

000
WECA43 PHEB 131921
TIBCAX

TSUNAMI STATEMENT NUMBER 2
NWS PACIFIC TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER EWA BEACH HI
1921 UTC FRI FEB 13 2015

THIS STATEMENT APPLIES TO COUNTRIES WITHIN AND BORDERING THE
CARIBBEAN SEA...EXCEPT FOR PUERTO RICO...THE U.S. VIRGIN
ISLANDS...AND THE BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS.

... TSUNAMI INFORMATION STATEMENT ...

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR INFORMATION ONLY.

THIS BULLETIN IS ISSUED AS ADVICE TO GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. ONLY
NATIONAL AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO MAKE
DECISIONS REGARDING THE OFFICIAL STATE OF ALERT IN THEIR AREA AND
ANY ACTIONS TO BE TAKEN IN RESPONSE.

AN EARTHQUAKE HAS OCCURRED WITH THESE PRELIMINARY PARAMETERS

ORIGIN TIME - 1900Z 13 FEB 2015
COORDINATES - 52.8 NORTH 32.0 WEST
LOCATION - REYKJANES RIDGE
MAGNITUDE - 6.8

EVALUATION

A DESTRUCTIVE WIDESPREAD TSUNAMI THREAT DOES NOT EXIST BASED ON
HISTORICAL EARTHQUAKE AND TSUNAMI DATA.

HOWEVER - THERE IS THE SMALL POSSIBILITY OF A LOCAL TSUNAMI THAT
COULD AFFECT COASTS LOCATED USUALLY NO MORE THAN A HUNDRED
KILOMETERS FROM THE EARTHQUAKE EPICENTER. AUTHORITIES IN THE
REGION NEAR THE EPICENTER SHOULD BE MADE AWARE OF THIS
POSSIBILITY.

THIS WILL BE THE FINAL PRODUCT ISSUED BY THE PACIFIC TSUNAMI
WARNING CENTER FOR THIS EVENT UNLESS ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
BECOMES AVAILABLE.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:45 | 5782850 Spankee
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Hahahahaha oops 

sux when your every move is watched ... 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:46 | 5782863 robertocarlos
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So what's that, a .25 megaton nuke?

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:34 | 5782994 dvfco
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So, we nuked some folks. . .  

Then we misremembered it and reporters conflated it with some other events that never happened.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 18:51 | 5782881 David Wooten
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Actually, this is kind of scary.  I have only experienced one earthquake in my life, having grown up in the east (US).  It happened at 5:04am when I was awake but not out of bed.  I knew what it was immediately, got out of bed, went to a computer and logged on to the USGS website where the earthquake (only about 3.2 Richter, 10secs) had already appeared - within two minutes.

I was sure then this process is computerized - it just got on there too quickly to be otherwise.  So I am left wondering what happened near the Ukraine/Russia border.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:06 | 5782926 SmittyinLA
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its Dick Cheney with his SR71 based "ground earth movement machine" same gun he used to take out Banda Aceh. 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 19:52 | 5783063 bugs_
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Aurora model B

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 20:04 | 5783084 williambanzai7
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Actually the quake was in Taiwan. I know because I felt it.

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 20:26 | 5783141 Wild E Coyote
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It is just coordination problems folks,
It happens often. You know, like the time BBC reporter talked about WTC building collapsing even before it occurred.
Probably some misfunction at the event. It did not go as planned.
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Fri, 02/13/2015 - 20:39 | 5783166 teslaberry
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at best , someone is trying to pretend a nuclear weapon is capable of making a 6.8 on the richter scale. take a basic class in geology and then read a few papers about how many billions of dollars were flushed into the geology field in order to enhance study of underground nuclear tests. through the last 40 or so years since atmsopheric testing was banned, underground testing is searched for with special geological instruments. furthermore nukes give off a different orientation of seizmic wave because their energy is released in an explosive manner into surrounding rock rather than in the tearing , ripping, or perpendicular motions of faultlines of rock against one another. they are totally distinct. no room for confusion or propoganda unless you think you can get EVERYONE to fake the data. and above ground nuclear weapons do not create seismological events. even weapons detonated on top of the surface of the earth would barely register as most of the energy of a nuke goes to the place of least resistance (the air). a nuke must be buried , like the explanation in the movie armaggedon, to effectively transfer its energy into surrounding rock.

 

 

at worst this is a stupid article on a slow newsday on zh. either detailing a mistake or some nonense. 

Fri, 02/13/2015 - 22:11 | 5783349 cnmcdee
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everyone missed the possibly biggest purpose of this - it is a psyop a message to Russia to back off or you will have 'earthquakes' in places.

 

 

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