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VaLeNTiNe'S DaY 2015...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 02/14/2015 13:09 -0400

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Sun, 02/15/2015 - 19:02 | 5788148 worbsid

Bravo William; all top notch.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 16:26 | 5787685 Lumberjack

I figure Janus got buried with snow on on the Cape on V day, but still has a smile on his face helping 'little ole ladies' across the street. I'll have to try that next time...

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 09:50 | 5786567 kaiserhoff

Barry looks better with human ears.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 06:34 | 5786405 TeethVillage88s

You can't hide your lyin' eyes,
your smile is a thin disguise,
A rich old man she won't have to worry,
to a man who's hands are cold as ice...

It was a steep and rapid fall for Mr. Kitzhaber, 67, a former emergency room doctor who won an unprecedented fourth term as governor in November.

Even during the recent election, Mr. Kitzhaber had been plagued by questions about his fiancée, Cylvia Hayes, ..., he repeatedly denied any wrongdoing by Ms. Hayes, 47,...

The controversy surrounding Ms. Hayes began last fall when she confirmed a newspaper report that said she had married her third husband, an Ethiopian immigrant, for money in a sham marriage in 1997. She said she had been struggling financially and was paid about $5,000 to marry an 18-year-old man who wanted to stay in the United States.

- A rich old man she won't have to worry, oh wait, corruption charges

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 07:10 | 5786396 TeethVillage88s

Hedge fund manager faked death to avoid repaying investors...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/02/13/hedge-fund-manager-faked-...

Don't forget Uncle Sugar Valantine to Navy Vets:

Paul Garner sets a thick, greasy file folder on the table. After looking into the case, they contacted over 500 sailors who had become ill after the mission in Japan. Two-hundred-fifty of them answered and their stories form the backbone of the case they hope to argue before the court. Garner orders a soup and a sandwich and quotes from the dramatic stories told in his binder: The woman sailor who gave birth to a sick baby; the seaman who was told by the doctors that he had a genetic defect although his twin brother, a civilian, is completely healthy; the seaman who went completely blind after returning from Japan. There is another story of a seaman who was stationed in Japan with his family and became ill with leukemia. There is the Navy airplane mechanic who is suffering from an unexplained loss of muscle mass.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/navy-sailors-possibly-exposed-...

Sounds like Submarine Sailors also got symptoms, but the vessels names are not as well known as the Reagan.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 03:30 | 5786284 disgruntled hou...

Marty Bohm if you are out there make me your Aphrodite.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 02:40 | 5786249 ebworthen

Love the "Be Mein" fascist U.S. Valentine, truth in pictures!

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 23:11 | 5785944 Hulk

There is just no way I can erase what I have just seen...

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 00:49 | 5786115 capitallosses

Funny ... but my eyes are hurting. Asian girls not included.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 21:46 | 5785780 396

Mind blown.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 20:45 | 5785602 MaxThrust

You picked two of the hotest asian girls I have ever seen.

Now that you have set this standard, please keep it up.

Max

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 20:30 | 5785544 blindman

the mcain/pallen mash up is spectacular.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 19:13 | 5785302 g'kar

Be Mein....precious...lol

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 19:11 | 5785296 cpnscarlet

OVERLOAD

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 19:11 | 5785295 Yen Cross

I just puked!

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 18:44 | 5785217 pupdog1

Looks like the Magic Kenyan is spending Valentine's weekend golfing in Palm Springs without the Wook.

Ooops-a-daisy.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 18:55 | 5785247 Victory_Garden

Ah shirt! There goes the zioinist neighborhood.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 18:44 | 5785211 Joe A

Jesus Christ, William.

Please post more of these hot chicks. My eyes need soothing after all this abuse.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 18:26 | 5785154 toadold

McCain; Fire in the hole! His depends just caught fire.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 15:44 | 5784745 the grateful un...

ja wir können

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 13:38 | 5784445 williambanzai7

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 13:27 | 5784419 williambanzai7

Obama and Putin are gay

Their love they will both soon betray

After the necking

Our lives they'll be wrecking

As war is now headed our way

The Limerick King

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 18:51 | 5788116 hangemhigh77

You portrayed McCain in his natural state. He is a friggin vampire. Don't these motherfuckers ever die?

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 00:10 | 5786031 graveheart

This is most unsettling, two homos with nukes. One bitch fight and we are cooked.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 19:35 | 5785373 blindman

Steve Earle Valentines Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u4roF7_Ndo

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 18:16 | 5785118 Uncle Remus

WB7, Pooty Poot isn't gonna like that ya know....

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 18:34 | 5785175 nmewn

Oh I dunno, Banzai made him look taller, so its like an ego boost...lol.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 17:04 | 5784946 Skateboarder

Scarred for life.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 18:10 | 5785093 nmewn

Kissin Cuzzins ;-)

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 13:23 | 5784414 williambanzai7

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 18:54 | 5788127 hangemhigh77

It would be so rewarding to just smash McCain's face in with a hard chopping overhand right breaking his jawbone off. Then as he goes down kick him hard in the face smashing his nose into his pea brain. Damn, that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 22:47 | 5785887 MontgomeryScott

Headed down the Atlanta Highway...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

The sign says 'Stay away, fools! The MOB rules!'.

Up in my Chrysler (it's as big as a whale),...

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 21:23 | 5785715 dexter_morgan

Headed for the getaway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

Brunette gal is HOT

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 18:13 | 5785102 Uncle Remus

AAHHHHHH! I'm BLIND!

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 23:12 | 5785941 MontgomeryScott

WAIT!

I've got your 'cure'!

'NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM'!

_{(Some restrictions apply. Side effects may include NIRP interest returns on your investments, and a feeling of lethargy, and/or suicidal ideation. 'Wars and rumors of wars' are common but easily ignored by 99.86 percent of the people who take our medication. Don't try to find out the patented ingredients; due to the legal issues whereby we will sue the fuck out of you, destroy your life, or other 'remidiation' which may include 'welfare checks' at your domicile at 3:30 Ante Meridian. References to John McCain, 'The Manchurian Candidate', or any other details of the pictograh you have seen herein can and will be used against you in the British Royal Admiralty Court Of Law that you have allowed to take control since the Emergency Orders of 1933. Should you wish to comply [and regain your sight], you will not speak about this contract that you willingly sign to ANYONE, EVER.)}

^{I'm GLAD you agreed to this agreement. As always, I am working here in Washington to represent my people.}

Sincerely,

John mcCain (senator, AZ)

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 13:40 | 5787108 Uncle Remus

Love Shack - B-52's natch. McInsane's fav.

[shimmy shimmy shake shake]

"Over on the mountain, thunder magic spoke
Let the people know my wisdom
Fill the land with smoke" - CCR - "Run Through the Jungle"

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 13:20 | 5784410 williambanzai7