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Sun, 02/15/2015 - 19:23 | 5788213 nope-1004
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lmFao

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 21:53 | 5785791 MontgomeryScott
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BERNANKE as the MIDGET! CLASSIC!

He's looking for it, but he can't find it!

One of the Gerald Celente-described 'black shoe boys', too!

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 13:12 | 5784391 williambanzai7
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Sat, 02/14/2015 - 22:04 | 5785802 MontgomeryScott
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Jeeze, William!

This girl is really, um, well, attractive.

I guess. Sort of. A little.

(HOLY SHIT, she's really hot!)

I actually appreciate the vintage 'Boy's Life' ads on the sidebar. I NEVER look at sexy girls.

(O.K., I'm lying. I appreciate the 'visual artist' with the paintbrush. I'm about to have a 'Jimmy Carter' moment, committing 'lust in my heart' [or perhaps a little further down on my male body]).

 

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 11:24 | 5786721 MollyHacker
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Your letting your algo's run wild:)
ar.ar..

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 19:35 | 5785371 OldPhart
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Outstanding Zero Hedge ads, LOL.

Hottie appreciated, too.

Today is wife and mine's 36th anniversary.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 15:03 | 5787435 Rock On Roger
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Congratulations!

Our neighbors are celebrating their 70th wedding anniversary today.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 00:00 | 5786034 Victory_Garden
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A huge bless on you and yours, good Sir.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 02:26 | 5786228 OldPhart
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Hearty Thanks, Vict.

 

A couple more shots of whatever I'm currently drinking may get me another year.

(no, we're committed, or should be.)

We're the record holders for my immediate family.  Sisters are now on fifth husbands, Mom and Dad on Second Spouses, Steps on Second Spouses, One Son on Second Spouse...we're totally disfunctional and totally dedicated to each other, we're a train wreck every day and we love it.

My wife knows that she can help anyone in her family she wants, I know I can help anyone in my family I want.  That is what a family is.  And we've paid atrociously over the years. But that is the core of family.  You help, assist, fund, and bury as required.

These are old values, and I know they are foreign to many.  But this is what built the US.

There's sacrifice,but it isn't by government edict, it's by personal value choice.

There are things that HAVE TO BE DONE by family and government has absolutely no say in the process.  (Surprizingly, 99% of what government does actually violates what HAS TO BE DONE by family).

Based on this, my estimation is that 99% of government could be eliminated, one way or the other (ok, FBI, come make another visit).  That elimination isn't just the elected leadership, it's all the various functionaries below them. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  (Yep, FBI, you already know where I am.)

Looking forward to it.

 

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 05:13 | 5786346 boattrash
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OldPhart, That was so nicely stated! A very happy 36th to you and yours.

PS Let us know if you need additional cover for those "visitors" of yours...

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 23:51 | 5786019 williambanzai7
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Happy Anniversay!

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 02:00 | 5786203 OldPhart
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Thank you, Bill7.  An acknowlegement from a world famous artist is a tremendous honor.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 19:10 | 5785293 g'kar
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Throwing a hot asian woman in this lot really confuses the issue.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 23:36 | 5785985 Clowns on Acid
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Yeh... confuses in a good way.

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 13:10 | 5784389 williambanzai7
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Sun, 02/15/2015 - 13:38 | 5787113 the grateful un...
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I can see the Ukranian Freedom Fighters from the roof of my outhouse.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 00:30 | 5786092 wisefool
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She can see soviet Russia from her from yard while killing momma bears for meat/taxes.

aircraft carriers will burn for ambiance.

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 09:31 | 5786529 therearetoomany...
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Not that I'd ever vote for her but she never said she could see Russia from her yard.  

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/05/sarah-palin-never-said-c...

 

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 13:42 | 5787128 the grateful un...
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it was contextually true, she implied that being close to Russia geographically gave her enhanced foreign policy credentials. that's faulty reasoning in the extreme

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 22:22 | 5785840 MontgomeryScott
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"O.K. are you ready, Johnny? Repeat after me: 'I can see Russia from my house'."

(Mhmm cmn eee mrshm mum mei hmms.)

"Here, let me take that ball gag out of your mouth, you little songbird. THERE. Is that better?"

(Yes, Mistress!)

"That's a GOOD boy! Now, what nation are we supposed to bomb next?"

(Lybia?)

"NO, you stupid, stupid man!" (SMACK) "We already DID them. Did you forget your training ALREADY?"

(No, Mistress. it's Syria.)

"(SMACK) NO, you little SHIT! That fell apart after Assad went with the Russian dismantling of those chemical weapons we sold them!"

(My ass really hurts, Mistress.)

"GOOD! NOW, which nation used to be called Persia, and got pissed at us after we overthrew their government way back in 1953, and helped us with the 'October Surprize', and has made deals with the Russians and the Chinese to try to break the OPEC accords?"

(Um, I remember now, Mistress. Iran!)

"(Reaching down and stroking his shriveled penis gently) Yes, my good little boy! IRAN!. Now, one more time, WHICH nation are we going to bomb next?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg

"Are you catching a cold, Johnny?"

 

Sun, 02/15/2015 - 09:44 | 5786555 New_Meat
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Tina Fey is such an agent provocateuse

Sat, 02/14/2015 - 21:23 | 5785720 WhackoWarner
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WB7  hit a new level.  Bravo.

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