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The Latest "Most Critical" Eurogroup Meeting Begins - Live Feed

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With "common ground" appearing to be a long lost hope, Eurogroup members have been arriving in Brussels for the latest installment of the EU-Greece showdown. Notably, ECB President Mario Draghi is in attendance this time. With Germany staunchly anti-change and France appearing to soften their stance a little, the cracks are beginning to show as EU leaders - as they arrived - were anything but optimistic of a solution being reached anytime soon.

 

Live Feed:

 

The arrivals were not all on the same page...

EU's Moscovici: Go to deal sympathetically with Greece...

Germany's Schaeuble: I'm not optimistic about agreement today. As the Greek government does not want a program, I have to think of options. From September wait for Greece. The Greek program must be completed.

Austria's Hans Jörg Schelling: Greece can not have new terms in the current program

Spain's  De Guindos: "Our red line is that the Greek loans to be repaid, the possibility Grexit in no case on the table."

 

France's Sapin: In favor of extending the current Greek program and not a new one. "hopeful"

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But apart from that... good luck.

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Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:24 | 5789913 dufferin
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Election would be illegal if it changed anytrhing... so what do you think?
The guy is either a puppet or a tool...

If he wanted to shake the boat he'll do an 'Iceland Style' for now... BS 

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:36 | 5789956 semperfi
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"If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it."

--  Mark Twain

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:42 | 5789974 confederacy of ...
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What a beautiful mess!

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:03 | 5790041 Haus-Targaryen
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Will this bitch quit talking?  Enough with the introduction and "thinking european" 

GTFO with that nonsense  

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:17 | 5790312 semperfi
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which is why I previously posted :

zzzzzzzzzzz - snort - mmphh - huh?  its on?  someone wake me back up when an actual ACTION has happened please - zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:38 | 5789958 Headbanger
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C'mon!!  Get the brawl started already!

Shheeesh.

And get some topless cocktail waitresses in there too.

It's all a fucking joke anyway.  Might as well give it some real entertainment value.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:47 | 5789983 HardlyZero
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When Greece jumps off the sinking EU Titanic, let's take notes how many others (Portugal, Spain, Italy, etc.) hold hands and jump with them.

This might be when the FAT LADY SINGS !!

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:14 | 5790080 Bokkenrijder
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Don't worry guys, nothing dramatic will happen today.

Today is again one of those days that are 'invented' by ZeroHedge & Co in order to get everybody nervous again, so that they will buy moar gold, moar put options, moar government bonds and moar toilet paper for their bunkers, but in the end it all stays the way it was.

If this really is a Black Swan, then you wouldn't be reading about it. 

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:29 | 5789916 i_call_you_my_base
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If both the EU and Greece say a Greek exit is not in the cards, then what the fuck are we talking about here? And how can Syriza be bluffing, when they said they will "do whatever it takes" to stay in the EZ? This is all bullshit, there will be a deal and both sides will claim victory. Syriza will get some concessions and get credit at home, and the EU will say how great Europe is because countries can "work things out." 

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:38 | 5789964 Sir SpeaksALot
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they never said "do whatever it takes" to stay in the EZ, they said whatever they can. and they obviously cant risk their mandate.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:41 | 5789972 i_call_you_my_base
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Their mandate is just as much to keep Greece in the EZ, based both on campaign promises and popular sentiment.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:49 | 5789990 HardlyZero
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No,...it's subtle.

Dr. V says he and Greece will "do whatever they can".   It has been that way for a few weeks now since the elections.

"can" means there are limitations...not "do".

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:53 | 5790004 i_call_you_my_base
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Right, it's not Can, it's Do, and the Troika isn't the Troika, and it's not an Extension it's a Bridge.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:10 | 5790074 Vincent Vega
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Maybe Greece should just apply to the USSA for a ferderally insured national bank charter and borrow all the money it needs from the Fed at 25 bps. Problem solved. /s

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:49 | 5789989 booboo
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Their "mandate" is to keep the feeding troughs full for the Greek Free Shit Army and they can't exit and feed the free shitters at the same time. That would be quite the hat trick.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:02 | 5790035 Anasteus
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Hm, when looking at all the photos... Schaeuble resembles a bit Harry Potter's Dobby, doesn't he?

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:30 | 5789923 GMadScientist
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"No *you* hold the fucking hand-grenade."

Varying attitudes with varying latitudes.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:32 | 5789943 GMadScientist
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I think 67 might be a more appropriate reference vis a vis Greece and the CIA. ;)

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:29 | 5789930 Spungo
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Paying back the money you borrowed - so fucking complicated that we need to hold meetings about whether or not it will happen.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:31 | 5789937 dufferin
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Borrowed?... it's monetisation of signature... out of fine air. It's a fraud. 

There is no Loan. It's an exchange of promissory note... 

Get your knowledge updated cause they told you BS... 

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:37 | 5789961 mijev
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So if someone you didn't know borrowed your credit card and ran up a huge bill on it, you would be happy to repay it?

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:13 | 5790290 Ecce_Homo
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That's why credit card insurance is recommended. Surely, you won't get all your losses back but better than losing everything...By the way, I think you mean if someone has stolen your credit card   (borrowing is somehow different to stealing something ... in principle...in the long run may turn to be the same...so that's why Securitization of debt was invented... but nothing is perfect in the business and shit happens... 

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:41 | 5789973 emd32
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Perhaps it shows that the meetings are about something entirely off the public radar. Don't forget, that by 2018, the Phoenix currency needs to be in effect on a global scale, always according to the Economist article written back in January 1988 (Vol. 306, pp 9-10) that has been forgotten: "The phoenix zone would impose tight constraints on national governments. There would be no such thing, for instance, as a national monetary policy. The world phoenix supply would be fixed by a new central bank, descended perhaps from the IMF. Pencil in the phoenix for around 2018, and welcome it when it comes."

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=157940421008619&set=pb.100003779...

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:01 | 5790030 buzzsaw99
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-1 most of the money they "borrowed" went to bail out the bankers.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:30 | 5789935 Truther
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Hope....Just hope he's got the Zus balls to tell them to fuck off.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:32 | 5789940 101 years and c...
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when everyone is on the same side of the boat, they are usually wrong.  ie, does anyone actually think Greece wont cave, or the EU wont cave and then tomorrow stocks open up another 1-2%?

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:34 | 5789948 wmbz
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A gathering of some miserable looking dickheads, on their standard course of screwing as many people as possible. While explaining to the serfs how it's for their own good.

A true uprising that includes assholes like these and their Bankster Inc. Butt Buddies swinging from lamp posts is turely what needs to happen!

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:34 | 5789950 semperfi
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zzzzzzzzzzz - snort - mmphh - huh?  its on?  someone wake me back up when an actual ACTION has happened please - zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:36 | 5789952 Sir SpeaksALot
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shouldnt Her Schaeuble have a bit of a moustache there?

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:40 | 5789969 mijev
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I'm guessing in his case it would be more like the monica lewisnky "milk" moustache, courtesy of Bill C.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:57 | 5790016 geno-econ
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Greek Min. of Finance should have walked in with a Black Swan on a leash to demonstrate what is at risk for derivatives.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:47 | 5790055 HardlyZero
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Maybe he will expose his pet Black Swan at the meeting, or private.

These finmins are sooo ignorant...its how they print their economies. 

The finmins have to believe...their sales jive....ultimately they sell it to everyone else...pure fiat allows this.

Dr. V should show the Black Swan....then walk out.  It would be chaos (glorious in a Klingon way).

Since Dr. V is part Vulcan and Spartan...it's a toss up.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 11:58 | 5790021 Colonel Klink
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Channel your inner Victoria Nuland and FUCK THE EU!

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:10 | 5790069 Graabein
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Either you're bankrupt or you're not. There's no such thing as a little bankrupt. Consequently:

- Option 1 = Stay in the program, possible with some "help" from the ECB/Troika, go the painful and slow walk towards a future default (and commit political suicide considering what you won the election on)

- Option 2 = Declare full bankruptcy, write down ALL debt pre new government, only honour the single small recent issue. Start anew with debt to GDP near zero. Shore up initial three years in cooperation with BRICS, and since you have to be fiscally balanced from here on for at least a decade or two, might as well go to the gold standard.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:11 | 5790076 MS7
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Greek media is reporting that Germany (through officials close to the German finance minister, as well as through the German embassaador in Athens) have been letting the Greek government know that they should get rid of Varoufakis because he's apparently making the Eurogroup all confused. Poor little Eurogroup. They just want to do what the banks want and go home. Why is he complicating things?

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:28 | 5790133 Soul Glow
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He is telling them to fuck off.  What is confusing about that.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:13 | 5790079 youngman
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There are better lines in this meeting than the SNL reunion show....

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:14 | 5790082 buzzsaw99
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check out spain gettin' all uppity and shit. it's your turn next bitchez.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:26 | 5790122 Soul Glow
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Spain will let lose their brothel unions on the bankers.  Works like a charm.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:16 | 5790089 grunk
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The lady is talking a lot/too much.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:24 | 5790109 Soul Glow
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From Yanis Varoufakis' NYT Op-Ed - 

In the current deliberations between our European partners and Greece’s new government, the whole point is to forge new motives. To fashion a fresh mind-set that transcends national divides, dissolves the creditor-debtor distinction in favor of a pan-European perspective, and places the common European good above petty politics, dogma that proves toxic if universalized, and an us-versus-them mind-set.

Spot on and if Greece can become independent of the European Fiscal Union and use sound money policy via gold/silver backed currency Greece could get a big leg up on the preditor creditor states of Europe.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:23 | 5790115 vegas
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"YAWN." It's like listening to Alan Greenspan talk to himslef.

 

www.traderzoo.mobi

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:25 | 5790120 Soul Glow
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Reply to your comment, "YAWN!"

If you're bored go read yahoo news then.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:37 | 5790158 VooDoo6Actual
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it's like sychronized prescripted Chaos. 4,000 US Tropps in Kuwait today, Ukraine Minsk peace Agreement NOT & Greece preparing for their inevitable departure. The specter of it all.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:38 | 5790164 ThisIsBob
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Aren't there 2 kinds of default?

 

1.  Fuck you, take your bonds and shove them.

 

2.  Sorry fellows, don't have the dough to pay you right now.  When things get a little better we'll try to get back on schedule.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 12:55 | 5790223 brooklynlou
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"When do you plan to get back on schedule?"
"shortly before the sun explodes or a giant meteor hits the earth. Which ever comes first."

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:01 | 5790239 all-priced-in
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Some reporter should ask the Greeks the most obvious and only question of any real significance.

 

How much additional money must you borrow to prevent the complete collapse of Greece?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:01 | 5790243 basho
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how come no interviews with the CN and RU players. lol

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:26 | 5790250 asscannon101
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A lot of people give Schaeuble a bad reputation as an evil, mean-spirited prick, but he really is a blast at parties. When the meetings are over and we are all down at the bar getting hammered, he is always like, 'Pull mein finger' and shit. That is how the phrases, "Get my Schaeuble on" and "Schaeuble-icious" came into vogue. Its well documented that he fucked up his back doing a keg-stand at one of Berlusconi's 'bunga-bunga' parties. True story.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:05 | 5790251 asscannon101
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double-tap!

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:22 | 5790335 Youri Carma
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The biggest problem Tsipras has in negotiating Germany

The biggest problem Tsipras has is that the Greek people like the Euro and don’t want to get out of the monetary union. If they would be more supportive of playing the ‘leave the monetary union’ card Tsipras negotiation position would be strong and simple. Give us what we ask for or:

– We leave the monetary union
– Default on the debts to European banks
– Support the Russian pipeline trough Turkey and Greece
– Give Russia a port
– Make a free tax haven with full anonymity to everyone and every company on the globe

Because the Greek people don’t like to return to the Drachma, and Germany knows that, it makes Tsipras negotiation position very difficult.

Why Germany feels so strong in Greek debt negotiations

It seems hypocritical now since Germany was always opposing ECB’s QE is now using it to strengthen itself from possible Greek fall out:

The European Central Bank’s plan to buy at least €1.1 trillion ($1.3 trillion) of bonds is sheltering markets from the potential consequences of Greece failing to reach an agreement with its international lenders. While Europe’s finance ministers meet Monday to discuss the country’s aid, credit markets suggest investors are reassured they will be shielded, whatever the outcome.

FROM: ECB Stimulus Fosters Greed and Eclipses Greece Risk http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-16/greece-risk-eclipsed-as-stimulus-fosters-greed-credit-markets

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:39 | 5790403 ebworthen
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Why are they sitting on a stage in front of an audience talking?

Shouldn't they be in a closed meeting discussing the realities?

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 14:19 | 5790553 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Bread and circuses.....

If the banksters let the Greeks off the hook, then the rest of the PIIGS will want the same. If the Greeks don't fold, this will be very interesting.

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 13:49 | 5790443 nbk5ied
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Give Scheuble some Ouzo and Metaxa and he'll be ready to negotiate. What an uptight German tool.

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