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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 02/16/2015 23:05 -0400



 


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Mon, 02/16/2015 - 23:38 | 5792756 the grateful un...
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free to bomb free to bomb, thank god we are free to bomb

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 23:44 | 5792773 somecallmetimmah
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Don't forget, "free to suck the barbed-cock of ISIS"

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 07:43 | 5793285 GetZeeGold
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Pretty sure that's our President's job.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 11:18 | 5793943 Doubleguns
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&%$#ing slow internet. double posted. 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 11:17 | 5793941 Doubleguns
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I guess so or he's been doing someone elses job up to now. 

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 23:36 | 5792748 Urban Roman
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"I'm not sayin' we wouldn't get our hair mussed. A hundred, two hundred million, tops!"

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 01:28 | 5793007 SgtSchultz
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President Merkin Muffley: There's nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.

General "Buck" Turgidson: We-he-ell, uh, I'd like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in.

President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you *assured* me there was *no* possibility of such a thing *ever* occurring!

General "Buck" Turgidson: Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 02:28 | 5793060 Pool Shark
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Sorry to have to say it, William:

Those of us old enough to recall the 60's will remember that there weren't any VHS tapes back then.

[Those kids are Gen-X'rs...]

 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 11:04 | 5793877 ptoemmes
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I had to hold onto the rabbit ears to help with reception - or maybe that was the 50s.  All I know is I didn't get to see much TV as I had a much more important job.

 

 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 11:19 | 5793948 NoPension
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We saluted two aluminum foil flags.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 02:33 | 5793071 williambanzai7
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Oh a wise gut huh...nyuk, nyuk ;-)

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 02:59 | 5793105 Pool Shark
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Well, if it makes you feel better William; they were probaby all brainwashed by the boomers...

 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 07:04 | 5793240 nmewn
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Whoa, doood...nice catch and I thought it was the kids striped shirt that was givin me a flashback ;-)

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 07:46 | 5793278 GetZeeGold
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"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
  vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwW7RaPO_g

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