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When Obama interrupted the Grammy's to discuss sexual abuse and rape victims, he probably did not have this in mind...
h/t @RudyHavenstein
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Even the VP is a creep
There is something the fuck seriously wrong
C´mon, he didn´t touch her tits. Or did he?
"Come with me, and I'll show you why they call me Choo Choo."
Unfortunately for her, the Secret Service took away her pepper spray.
Come on down to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. We fuck americans.
Disclaimer: We cannot and will not guarantee that guest will be even partially satisfied.
If my erection last more than 4 hours, call your husband and tell him USA, USA, USA
Would you like to go with me on my next Junket to Ukraine. My boy tells me its beautiful this time of the year......
C'mon, Sugar Buns... I know you wanna join the Mile High Club on Air Force Two!
I'm going to get behind you and .....
Hey, can Bill Clinton get sloppy seconds on this grade A ass?
wanna join my butt buddy club?
he's just a little upset he can't go with Slick Willy to the private child molestor island anymore now that words gotten out.
Naked Shotgun 2 1/2"
another blue dress democrat.
Is that a missle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
"And I am proud to offer my beautiful wife up in exchange for the position of Cuckold of Defense".
I don't care who you are, that was just funny! America Fuck Yeah!
This won't bother the feminazis or female Democrats one bit. He could've groped her right in the crotch and they would mentally delete it. He's on the team that says they care, and words matter.
This, a thousand times. It's all about in-group vs. out-group for these people, and Dems are the in-group.
Government is simply the most popular criminal gang in a pornographic....er...geographic....region.
Harbanger hit the nail on the head. Context is everything. It isn't a Democrat or Republican, etc. thing though. It's a (primarily) woman thing.
I've worked with women (mostly) for 20+ years. If she is interested in you, or sees you as powerful, it's unlikely they will see you as "creepy" because you touched her shoulder, or made a comment. If she thinks you are unattractive, weak, or otherwise undesireable, you can instantly become " a creeper" to her, and/or her friends. Good luck if you say the wrong thing to a social justice crusader that sees rapist potential in every man.
In most cases, two men can say or do the same exact thing to a woman, and it will be seen in the context of how she views that man.
That's rather simplistic, for the behavior you describe isn't endemic to feminism. It may be found in pretty much any political or social movement to varying degrees, so using it as a generalization against the whole feminist movement is a stretch, to say the least.
Feminism is the logical extension of humanism. Ergo, the movement of feminism itself or its aims of achieving equality & parity between the genders aren't the issue. Rather, the problem is that "feminist" is growing increasingly synonymous with "upper-middle class white female".
Minority & colored women -the same group of women who still suffer most from conservatism and the religious right, and who lack social mobility and financial independence most often compared to upper-middle class Western women- are being marginalized in feminist debates. This is genuinely disconcerting, and bears close watching by social scientists.
Incidentally, each time I point to these hints of racial hierarchy being resurgent in Western society, I get downvoted and called a "Cultural Marxist" by the right-wing nuts here.
I'm no feminist but I'm pretty sure they don't like being called 'colored' women.
Yes you are
That's cause u r nuts.
What planet u from clown?
+100. There was once a guy, his name was Julius Caesar (most Americans never heard his name because they are too busy downloading apps onto otheir new iPhone so that the NSA can better spy on them) who said:
People only hear what they want to hear.
So true Harbanger. Can you imagine if a Republican VP
was in this picture? Iy's like when horse face Kerry took
James Taylor to France to sing "you got a friend", if it was the R team
Stewart, SNL, etc would still being do skits about it. The zio MSM
needs the D team in power.
You fcking do any interview like Kay Griggs and I'll kill your kids, your parents, and your dog.
Looks like the Bush-Merkel photo op.
And on the flag on the right is written ....Urine corps.
I am off...
What' the problem, he was only nibbling her ear!
If ever a squirt should have been swallowed, he's it.
Sometimes I wonder about the ZH forum format and where my posts end up in the thread. I look at the drink in my hand and it's all so clear....
"Wanna rack my shotgun?"
Vitamin V. We can fire the first two shotgun shots in the air.
Biden loves Children
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=biden+children
Mmmmmmm...you smell purdy.
No... No! You got it all wrong over who is doing what.
Intern: Bend down bitch boy.
Come on baby, all the interns are doing it.
Caption; "Let's sneak out of here while he's talking and watch 50 Shades together in my new Presidential Suite"
Well... during W's tenure you had Congresscritters going after male interns and a male prostitute getting private tours of the White House....
I suspect it's safe to presume that ALL politicians above a certain level have serious skeletons in their closets - something that can be used as blackkmail material to insure they follow instructions.
In 'Amrican Empire' Perkins asserts that the reason the US invaded Panama was to destroy a very compromising video Noriega had of Herbert Walker's son W... Noriega was getting a bit 'pushy' in his demands and forgot his role as a facilitator for Iran-CONTRA drug transshipments. Seems like a good part of Latin America has heard the story and believes it to be true. Explains the utter destruction of Panama's National Security HQ.
Pervert
Democrat.
Democrats mark their place with a bookmark. Republicans bend a page over.
Clinton? Spritzer? Blagoyevich? Corzine? Frank? Jack-suhn? Any of 1,000 Kennedys?
As a politcal atheist....thats fucking funny rawt thar!!!!
At least he doesn't discriminate. Uncle Joe don't care if they're 14 or 40, he'll fuck anything that moves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OYPiV1GsY
God knows what this guy got up to in the 70's, those were much crazier times(in some ways) than now.
isnt abusing ladies a .gov privilege?
on the other hand, these bastards are fucking incredible
.gov privilege.... in ISIS (The New Levant, The Caliphate ... they said it in their very own words, kiddies) they burn them alive, sell them into marriage and prostitution and we support them.
Joey's way past JV, he's practicing' for the Majors
Where's her shotgun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv63D6hJU_Y
The things you see when you don't have your Taser with you.
My Precious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-8CSa9xj8&spfreload=10
Oh man that's creepy.
Hmmm, you smell just like Angela Merkel's sparschwein.
"You got a real purdy mouth."
"I've got $500 dollars in my pocket, a Maserati in the parking lot, and not a lot of time to waste. You comin' baby?"
Well hell. It worked back in '62.
I hope this thing is over soon. The viagra is starting to kick in so I don't have much time!
You haven't aged a day since your role on "That 70s Show." Ashton looks a lot different from when he's on "2 and a half men" though... So does this mean the Malibu beach house is empty?!
Who is the woman in the pic?
She resembles Jenny Psaki, but she's wearing solar flares instead of wooden butt beads.
Biden:
"If you want to move ahead in D.C., you need to give the ugly boy at the podium a little favor. C'mon, girl, he has a nice ass, doesn't he? He's not too big up front you know. i've seen him..."
Unknown homely girl:
(staring at the nerdly ass) "Did you actually fuck him?"
Biden:
"Sure I did. His ass is cuter than yours, you know."
Unknown homely girl:
(looking crestfallen, but trying to smile because she's finally on Television) "But, I have titties, and he doesn't. Doesn't that mean something?"
Biden:
"Sure, if you like titties. Actually, HE has man-tits. they're very sexy..."
(Unknown homely girl begins to get the feeling that she doesn't belong in the middle of a 'S.F. Bathhouse' scene made for T.V.)
Biden:
"Have you ever heard of Maria Bartilomo? SHE joined the 'Mile-High-Club'. It was good for HER career, girly..."
Ok, you brought up a rather nice petite Syrah. You owe me. And I was raised in San fran.
Miffed
The guy at the podium is singing, "I know what boys want."
"Wait till you see what I can do with a cigar"
Maybe Biden's fucking his wife as part of the deal for nomination?...
But who would want to fuck the wife of a guy that has sucked many a "circumcised" dick to get to where he is?!!!
Off topic but I couldn't help but mentioned what an incredible talent the "White Chimp" is in damage control!
NASDAQ to the moon!!!!
Correct me if i am wrong but isn't her right breast nipping out a bit?
Crazy Uncle Joe still has the Touch.
her old man looks down with it. biden is creepy as hell..sons ran the madoff scam until madoff hit a wall then they never heard of him - another son is running nat gas in ukraine, he is milking the system why not fuck a employee's wife? it's the right of kings after all.
She's into it.
Crazy Uncle Joe still has the Touch.
If they were swingin with each other twice a week I couldn't give a fiddler's fuck...
As long as the U.S. economy was still at the front of the line in technology (not giving it away) creating jobs and they are not up to their asses and elbows with blood on our hands of every Middle Eastern Country and attempting to start WWIII with Russia!..
They're in Hawaii again, meet me in the Oval room
and remember to bring the Lite Ready Whip.
"That's my 'Delaware Destroyer' pressing up against your sexy ass. Let's go to the executive washroom, just you and me."
Tickle your ass with a feather?
"I just jazzed in my pants, I think thats the term your generation uses right? by the way does you daddy know about us........oh wait, sorry honey....are you my daughter? where is Ted Kennedy? we were supposed to have drinks after this vote....where am I and why is the Eddie Murphy's picture on the wall?"
New 9/11 Audio: FAA employees say Secret Service told them “Flight 93 hit Camp David”
The look on her face... 'Mmmm - let me think it over (your 70 year-old scrot slapping my behind)...' ???
Don't knock it 'till you...
#WeGropedSomeFolks
Wanna take a pole?
psst, hey how about you, me, and my horse have a three-way
The further apart their eyes are, the more Crazy Joe likes them...
"That ain't a roll of Quarters in my pocket"
She is holding that book to cover up her raging erection. You know I'm right, this is the US government we're talking about.
Yep, that is Mark Zuckerberg in a wig. Biden is cornholin' Zuckerberg.
And I'm sure Zuckerpunk likes it. Anything for .gov ya know
Archmere Academy in Claymont,De must be so proud of thier useful idiot.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/joe-biden-some-of-my-best-friend...
Even the twits who went to Tower Hill hated those Archmere pricks. The Claymont High kids would chase them home if they strayed off Route 13 after school.
Biden the Viagra must have worn off.
Have you seen any pictures of uncle Joe with women? Either he needs no viagra, or he's on a permanent IV viagra drip.
LOL uncle Joe is at it again. It's so obvious that it's passed into the absurd, and thus it's become humorous.
Plugs was doing his imitation of Boris Yeltzin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-z9wfueMAw
Timestamp 0:45 for the quick chick grab.
Joe Biden Funniest Moment Supercut | msnbc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mksxt33xgic (2:21)
Dont hate the player...hate the game! That grey pubed old man has probably bedded more womens than I have,,,and that is just disgusting...Rethinking this.. hate the player and the game.
With that Quagmire avatar and this topic there should be at least one "giggity" in that comment
BIDEN: "So how was Bill darling?"
GIRL: "Clinton or Cosby?"
Somebody just "get a shotgun" - Biden....such a bastardization of leadership...why not just be butt fucking her JOE? be a man you cunt..do it right next time
you fuck...
"You know if it wasn't for her mother's illness I would have filed the divorce papers already. I love you baby and I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
or
"Obama's golfing again this weekend. How about we do it in the Oval Office this time baby?"
"C'mon ... who's gonna know ? It'll just be yours and my secret. It's not like we're on camera pre-empting a major television event."
He is either senile or a historic-level dumb ass.
I vote for dumbass. Remember when the avian flu or something like that was going around? He got on TV and told everybody to relax and go about their daily business. There was nothing to worry about. Then he said He would certainly not let his family go on an airplane anytime soon?
I vote both.
"I play the scarecrow in this administration, if I only had a braaaain... sounds pretty good huh?"
what he is saying is: I'll do with you what I want, you do want your husband to keep that sec def job? Right?
look at her wrists, 50 shades of gray come to mind?
I just gonna stick the head in that's all.
One of these women are going to turn around and slap the jerk in the face while demanding "Keep your hands off of me!"
Or one of the nominees is going to tell old slow Joe to stand on one side of the podium while his wife stands on the other.
Joe Bidet
Shotgun Joe is preparing to unload!
Alcohol can make you do stupid shit like that. If none was involved then the guy is a tard. A friend should take him aside and tell him these things but in DC everyone would rather watch you slit your wrists.
The possible captions posed are hilarious. I'm sorry but how can you take this guy seriously? And they fired a Gen for mocking him
OK - Al Franken in the Senate and Supreme Ginsberg passed out at the State of the Union Address. What's next - Caligula's horse?
LMAO!!
I guess you are an optimist!
Biden's breath is similar to a decomposing hyena's asshole... only a bit more... er... tart.
Mrs Biden always orgasms when I give it to her up the ass........oh...wait.. no that's obama
I can smell your cunt.
Dan Quayle must be the angriest-ready-to-spit-nails American ever born right now.
"All I ever did was mispell potato for chrisssakes!!!!"
This - shitgums and berspankme me captions are beyond fking funny. Biden is a national treasure for humor
Put this together with Bidens recent shout out to his butt buddy. WTF
Quails greatest faux-pas delivered at the United Negro college fund;
"A waste is a terrible thing to mind"
I was in college at the time, We fell all over the floor laughing.
What is it with all these pussies at these events that can't muster the fucking courage to tell Biden to keep his wandering hands off the wives and daughters? Good, fucking grief!
"Hey baby, there's a spot for you in the Ukraine"
When we do it in the Oval Office, wear that blue dress I like so much.
"
think her husband has seen these pics..he'll laugh and say oh that joe, and his wife will say you fucking punk you let him touch ME..
The psychopaths think that no one is watching anymore.
We, the Internet, and my guillotine are.
The banksters need to repay us.
My comment today to three college kids discussing the evil of serial killers: "Don't forget Bush, and Obama, as they've killed thousands, upon thousands, and Obama is targeting you, us, the American people, now." I think I broke their minds.
That stain on the back of your husbands suit is from me.
"You're damn straight that's not quarters. That's a roll of freshly printed hundreds in my pocket, which has the same value those quarters used to have."
Biden: Daddy wants to tame your itch.
Have you ever been tickled...on the inside?
He's at it again, this time with Jihadi John ... http://i.imgur.com/VQa7W7s.jpg
"Bigger than Cosby. Ask me how I know."
Shit
Shit
This is the funniest fking bunch of captions I have ever seen Someone needs to put this out there
Welcome to Washington lady!
"Let friendly Uncle Joe scratch that itch in your VeePeehole."
"Feel that? That is the REAL big fucking deal!"
Joe Dickin-With-Ya Biden is my name and rubba-dub-dub is my game.
The only thing sadder than Biden being the national buffoon is that he has no idea that he's the national buffoon.
You've got the giggity and I've got the goo
Its 2.30am and a policeman is on duty in Picadilly Circus and see's one of the local queers mincing along with a bag in his hand. The cop calls him over and say's that bag is a bit suspicious, what's in it? The queer shows him the bag and there are three bottles in it. The cop takes a bottle out, un corks it and sniffs it, "Hmm beer" he says. Takes the second bottle out, uncorks and sniffs, "Ahh, paraffin". Take the third bottle, uncorks it and sniffs. He goes out like light! When he comes round he says. "Fuck me, what was in the third bottle". The queer answers. "Chloroform, makes your arse sore eh?"
"I'm an astronaut, ma'am. Ready to explore Uranus..."
"See!! Your' efforts have been rewarded, a Lannister always pays his debts"
I find it beneficial to see how David Lee Roth, Joe Namath and Joe Biden present and conduct themselves in public. It provides me some guidelines as to how not to behave when I become a senior citizen.
Whoa whoa whoa - Broadway Joe - besides being the first guy to wear white shoes - what did he do wrong. He was a bachelor and a great player
You misinterpreted my comment, due to a lack of clarity in my original post. I am referring to Joe Namath's appearance and behavior as a senior citizen, not when he was a younger man.
Bubba Clinton's libido combined with Obama's "don't give a fuck". What could possibly go wrong?
I bet Barry doesn't leave his daughters alone with Joe.
"His" daughters. That's a good one.
"his" daughters....cute
Teabag?
Power is a drug which increases sexual appetite. Those who lust power also crave sex real bad. The more power they get the greater both their urges and opportunies for self gratification become. This is why there's so damn many randy lecherous political types around.
"Do my cape and fangs frighten you my child"