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"No Means No" Caption Contest

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When Obama interrupted the Grammy's to discuss sexual abuse and rape victims, he probably did not have this in mind...

 

 

h/t @RudyHavenstein

 

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Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:35 | 5796849 mijev
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Everyone's worst nightmare is during the digital rectal exam to notice the doctor has both hands on your shoulders.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:36 | 5796852 dumbStruck
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He reminds me of a male dog mounting a bitch. It's a dominance thing as much as a sex thing.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:43 | 5796881 mendolover
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Fuck him and anyone who says anything good about him.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:47 | 5796901 XitSam
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Feminazis were all upset about what a scientist had on his shirt.  But they let Joe get away with this. 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:51 | 5796911 Bastiat
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Uncle  Joe's got your back.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:26 | 5797326 dexter_morgan
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lemme show you dat backdoor into the oval orifice honey

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:53 | 5796925 Emergency Ward
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-- "No means yes when the Vice-President does it."

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:37 | 5797125 mendolover
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She should have turned around and clocked that fucker in the face with that bible and then clocked her husband with it next.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:15 | 5797018 orangedrinkandchips
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Have a seat baby and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:18 | 5797029 Atomizer
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How about we go back to Obama’s praying rug and you can give me a cleveland steamer.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:56 | 5797207 dexter_morgan
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Hey, these are our guys - pedophiles and perverts. Bath house Barry, Clinton flying around on Epsteins pedophile express, Biden just fucking creepy. We elected these class acts - twice each.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:00 | 5797229 dexter_morgan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out the door
She's running out
She run run run run...
Run...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:19 | 5797303 thebigunit
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"Obama's gay, honey, but I'm not.  Wanna see some presidential timber?"

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:05 | 5797452 MDP
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Hey baby, when we're finished here, I'll show where they got my hair plugs...

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:31 | 5797500 Joe A
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This guy is a sociopath.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:38 | 5797520 cyberfossil
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Hey Baby, relax-- it's no big deal--just go down to the clinic and get some penicillin for that.  Maybe you caught it from a public toilet seat.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 01:08 | 5797574 Dre4dwolf
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Dudes a creeper... creeps up behind girls and sniffs their hair like some kinda Hannibal lecter character.

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 01:59 | 5797629 pupdog1
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Tell me my dear, do you like fava beans?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 02:47 | 5797689 bid the soldier...
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I, Tiberius...

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 02:48 | 5797690 BustainMovealota
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Gotta share with Joe, if you wanna be a playa

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 03:50 | 5797754 Mr. Class and Q...
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"Would you like some of my conditioner in your hair?"

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 03:56 | 5797760 bid the soldier...
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"O Beautiful for Salacious Guys

For Antique Knaves inane'

For Purple Bellheads Viagrafied

Prowling the Fruited Domain

America, America.....

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 04:40 | 5797794 pupdog1
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Snot running down his nose,

Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes

Hey Aqualung...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0jMPI_pUec

 

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 04:42 | 5797797 sunkeye
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Is your husband's father Buddy Hackett?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 04:51 | 5797801 Firewood
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The wench is willing me hearties... Grab yer codpiece and mount the trollop!

 

 

http://www.medievalcollectables.com/images/Product/large/PT-V204.png

 

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 04:53 | 5797802 thebigunit
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He wouldn't dare try that with Elizabeth Warren.  She'd whack his junk with a tomahawk.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 05:56 | 5797846 Shhh dont wake ...
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Caption:  "Hillary might have a Bi - Den  but I've got the real thing in my pants.  Let's go baby!!! "

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 08:45 | 5798046 TerraHertz
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Prepare your Building V for my incoming plane.

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