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"No Means No" Caption Contest
When Obama interrupted the Grammy's to discuss sexual abuse and rape victims, he probably did not have this in mind...
h/t @RudyHavenstein
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Everyone's worst nightmare is during the digital rectal exam to notice the doctor has both hands on your shoulders.
He reminds me of a male dog mounting a bitch. It's a dominance thing as much as a sex thing.
Fuck him and anyone who says anything good about him.
Feminazis were all upset about what a scientist had on his shirt. But they let Joe get away with this.
Uncle Joe's got your back.
lemme show you dat backdoor into the oval orifice honey
-- "No means yes when the Vice-President does it."
She should have turned around and clocked that fucker in the face with that bible and then clocked her husband with it next.
Have a seat baby and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
How about we go back to Obama’s praying rug and you can give me a cleveland steamer.
Hey, these are our guys - pedophiles and perverts. Bath house Barry, Clinton flying around on Epsteins pedophile express, Biden just fucking creepy. We elected these class acts - twice each.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
She's running out the door
She's running out
She run run run run...
Run...
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here
"Obama's gay, honey, but I'm not. Wanna see some presidential timber?"
Hey baby, when we're finished here, I'll show where they got my hair plugs...
This guy is a sociopath.
Hey Baby, relax-- it's no big deal--just go down to the clinic and get some penicillin for that. Maybe you caught it from a public toilet seat.
Dudes a creeper... creeps up behind girls and sniffs their hair like some kinda Hannibal lecter character.
Tell me my dear, do you like fava beans?
Gotta share with Joe, if you wanna be a playa
"Would you like some of my conditioner in your hair?"
Snot running down his nose,
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Hey Aqualung...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0jMPI_pUec
Is your husband's father Buddy Hackett?
The wench is willing me hearties... Grab yer codpiece and mount the trollop!
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He wouldn't dare try that with Elizabeth Warren. She'd whack his junk with a tomahawk.
Caption: "Hillary might have a Bi - Den but I've got the real thing in my pants. Let's go baby!!! "
Prepare your Building V for my incoming plane.