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What an Asshat
Don't take offense. Yolo is the start of an Islamic prayer.
And here I thought it was dipshit.
Our Hubal who art in the moon,
Piss be on your name,
Give us this day our daily goat,
And forgive us our tunnels
As we dig tunnels to attack those against us,
Lead us into temptation because we love our booze,
But let us deliver evil.
For thine is the Kindom which we wish was in power and the gory forever.
Amen.
Years from now, we will remember his famous quote from autumn 2015, "Oh, shit!".
It will be more like, "I love it when a plan comes together!"
Try:
"Whattaya mean that's not a hole in one? Those first two strokes didn't count."
Mussolini - Il Duce.
Hitler - Ein Fuhrer.
Obongo - The Douche.
C'est louche, mais c'est touché.
Ou est Fouché, is he Bag-Holder?
So you'll be grabbing a rifle and manning a tower in some illegal israeli settlement then?
ISIS = Institute for Science and International Security. A DC think tank whose staff reads like a "who's who" Zionist "A" List. These are the same cats that are screaming Iran has a bomb.
We have two Isis's - and both are projects from the same "shaft up the ass" gangsters who've been jerking us around since 1913.
Zionist Hasbara Alert!
(I've been noticing an increase of this lot here... It must mean that Zero Hedge and most of its members are doing something right!)
They've been showing up on a lot of sites lately. Of course their ranks are spread very thin now.
Unless they can strengthen their numbers the Hasbara battalions are going to be but a whisper, just as we once were.
The difference is that we have truth on our side, even if we are somehow discredited as "kooks" or "conspiracy theorists" (which have become weaponized terms in this decade old propaganda campaign) while they only have lies on their side and blood on their hands.
And everyone of them was still a complete asshole. But at least the older ones were well spoken liars.
That's racist!
What does Yolo mean, actually?
Is it Kenyan for "I am a dumbshit" ...?
You only live once.
Once is one too many for that cocksucker above.
It's carpe diem for stupid people.
Sir, I regret your comment...
...for making perfectly clear, the limitations of having a single upvote.
Y.O.L.O is an internet gaming acronym that is short for You Only Live Once.
It is used when a player does something that may be detrimental to other players playing the game, but is fun for the player doing it.
Google Leroy Jenkins for a video from the game World of Warcraft to see a Yolo moment.
Its another way of saying, "What's in it for me?"
That's the 3rd or 4th Leroy Jenkins reference I've seen on ZH this week alone.
It should be his Secret Service call sign.
I know a guy on the inside. Call sign is "Pooty Tang"
Share and enjoy! :>D
Yeah but he's killing us over and over.
cut the black dude some slack..dem white boys had higher educmacation, he be the token who just is jokin and smokin, makin like he's not sleeping in the servent wing of the white house. he is.
Dat's Rayciss!
-Silver Bullet aka Rachael Jenteal.
(Not in cursive so they could read it.)
Bombing seven Muslim countries, droning women and children and wedding parties in medieval countries, killing US citizens including teenagers without trial, defending unconstitutional CIA spying of the US Senate, signing NDAA, destabilizing Ukraine, prosecuting more whistleblowers than all all other presidents combined, almost lying us to a war with Syria about sarin - the crimes of the Nobel Prize Winner are legion
Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist Seymour Hersh has published an article demonstrating that the US government and President Barack Obama knowingly lied when they claimed that the Syrian government had carried out a sarin gas attack on insurgent-held areas last August.
http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2013/12/10/pers-d10.html
Technically, all of those seven countries are better characterized as countries with predominantly Muslim populations and SECULAR governments, whose Christian minorities were then slaughtered or driven out when the secular governments fell or were gravely destabilized.
This is about attacking secular governments, allowing the installation of Muslim extremist governments, and slaughtering Christians. Many dead Muslim civilians were collateral damage.
You must have gotten a look at his playbook.
And the shame is we still call him mr president and to think all clinton did was get a blojob oh ya and stick a cigur in her genitalia nixon just for snooping obamas list is unbelieble and the jerkoff still has a high approval rating.
http://youtu.be/rot1yguplr8
YOLO....
in this case
you only look out-of-league!
the best part of him ran down his mothers leg...
. . . .after drizzling out her gaping abused stretched out ass.
She was a coal burning whore.
Ew. There's one post I'll never un-read
Some of us are eating....err....drinking hear!!!!
Flashback Jan. 10th:
Obama turns focus to Internet security, privacyhttp://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/10/us-usa-obama-cybersecurity-idU...
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The way I see it, they knew Kapersky et.al found out about the NSA issue via the NSA spying on them, that the whistle would be soon blown. The Genie is now out....
The president is a 53 year old that acts like a millennial. God help us!
Insult to millenials. My Nephew, at 20, is more mature, and routinely calls bullshit on this fucktard, and his blind followers.
The East African Pee Wee Herman
So whats the deal - goota be an arsehole to be in power these days? This dude is creepy as fuck
https://gma.yahoo.com/vice-president-joe-biden-swears-defense-secretary-...
Plugs is a retarded creepy POS. But the Obozo would say..."Thats just Joe being Joe"
shut this shit DOWN !!! its a herculian FARCE of EPIC purportion. I think of Jefferson riding off on horse back in fear of his life, when he knew the redcoats were at monticello's door step. WTF have we become? And this clown plays GOLD while rome burns.
Sir, you paint a one sided picture of our beloved President Jefferson. True enough, while he believed the tree of liberty, from time to time, needed to be fertilized by the blood of patriots, he also believed he should high-tail it out of danger at the first sight of a red coat.
But you are being very unfair in picking on this minor character flaw: cowardice.
Jefferson was like a finely cut diamond, with many notable facets.
He was profoundly interested in women's rights. For example, while he was a serial rapist who assaulted, degraded, and raped Sally Hemmings (and any other available female slave) every chance he could, it was really a sacrifice he made to help them understand the world of politics. His critics simply didn't understand that he was ahead of his time. In a way, Sally was kind of the first White House intern. Perhaps it has something to do with having the word "Jefferson" show up somewhere in your name.
Tommy was also a family man. Because he was a good husband, he even built a separate library behind his Monticello mansion, so his wife didn't have to listen to the screams of the young African girls as he introduced them to European culture. Not many husbands treat their wives as well today.
Much like Jesus, he loved small children. We know he loved children because he began raping Sally when she was only a 14 year old child. He was like Jesus, but not exactly like Jesus, because while Yeshua also loved children, Yeshua didn't spend his time running around boning little girls like some creepy pedophile.
He held strong views on the slavery issue as well. When Sally and the other rape victims gave birth to his progeny, he didn't take the easy way out and abandon them. Au contraire, as a morally responsible man, he took care of his own children, his flesh and blood, and kept them ... as slaves.
So you see, you do a disservice to one of our greatest presidents when you focus on one tiny character flaw: his cowardice. You should rethink your stance and recognize that Tommy Boy's yellow stripe was only a single facet on this amazing gem of a politician.
So...get off our high horse?
Son of a G......oat...herder
Nancy Sinatra - You Only Live Twice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFtQPgHyek (2:46)
1967 - James Bond - You only live twice: title sequence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcIl_6amBvU (3:01)
The cartoon says more about the electorate than it does about Obama. He is simply speaking the language of those young broke people that elected him twice.
Something Presidential: I did not have sex with that woman.
We haven't had a President since 1988?
1963
1861.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts’ desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
–H.L. Mencken