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State Dept: "We Can't Beat ISIS By Killing Them..." They Need Jobs

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State Department spokesperson Marie Harf explains to no lesser pillar of unbiased reporting than Chris Matthews that - as opposed to President Obama's 'bomb them into oblivion' perspective, "we can't kill our way out of this war [with ISIS]... we must address the root causes - like joblessness." Even Matthews is stunned at this perspective, exclaiming "we're never going to chieve that in 50 lifetimes, there'll always be poor muslims." But, as the administration appears to be suggesting, even every radical muslim deserves $10.25 an hour to work at Baghdad McDonalds...

 

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MARIE HARF:

"We're killing a lot of them. And we're going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians and Jordanians, they're in this fight with us. We can not win this war by killing them. We can not kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium and longer term to go after the root causes that lead people to join these groups, whether it is lack of opportunity for jobs"

"We can work with countries around the world to help improve their governance. We can help them build their economies, so they can have job opportunities for these people."

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Even Matthews is stunned... "we're never going to achieve that in 50 lifetimes, there will always be poor muslims who are ready to join."

 

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Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:21 | 5796141 optimator
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For those old enough to remember the old Pogo cartoon, "We have seen the enemy and they is us".

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:33 | 5796215 Berspankme
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I got laid off a lot when I was young. Was pretty poor too at one time in my life. Never cut anyone's head off. However there are a few now I would consider

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:16 | 5796102 AviationMeditation
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Dropping EBT cards from those B1 bombers would be a good start to winning this war!

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:16 | 5796103 NoPension
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Fucking liberals.
I hope this is not real thoughts from the SD. I hope this is just a usefull idiot they toss out to blow smoke up everyone's ass. I shudder to think this is the true thought process over at State.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:27 | 5796175 nmewn
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These are the same people who lament "Why do they hate us?" after every attack. Not on just us but on anyone.

"We need to understand their anger and modify ourselves so they'll luuuuv us!"

They're fucking idiots.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:31 | 5796197 Handful of Dust
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I don't think isis peeples have time for a job. These isis dudes are pretty busy looks like to me. They have already converted a large portion of Libya and are threatening ot invade Egypt and beheading them by the dozens. During an interview with an isis fighter they asked why are they so busy and he opined, 'The idle mind is the Devil's workshop."

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/did-isis-kidnap-more-egyptian-christ...

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:16 | 5796105 Spungo
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They can go back to being a religion of peace when we stop fucking with them

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:16 | 5796107 kowalli
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washington told you, translate from bullshit to english - americans are so fat and stupid that we must hire islamists.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:17 | 5796108 Stumpy4516
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They are just opening the doors into the US sheeps minds to accept US corporate and ISIS partnerships.  ISIS (CIA) takes the land and CIA associated companies exploit the resources.  The US public pays for it all in the name of peace and security.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:18 | 5796120 surf0766
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Send them some ebt cards too and free cable for life also housing and  then to a white privilege conference

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:18 | 5796122 optimator
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Hmmmm, I think I know someone that will be needing a job pretty quick now.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:21 | 5796131 lordbyroniv
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those glasses just scream 'cum on my face'.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:35 | 5796226 silentsock
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I'd rather cum in her hair and not tell her about it.

She's ugly as sin though. Would probably have to throw a Nazi flag over her face or something.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:49 | 5796327 Karl von Bahnhof
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Underpants over head, sock in the muth

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:12 | 5796464 e_goldstein
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Paper bag her. If the glasses turn you on, just draw them on the bag with a crayon.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 01:09 | 5797576 Lanka
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Coyote ugly.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:20 | 5796133 nakki
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These people really are psychopaths. Fucking clowns. 

"Like we're going to keep like killing them but then like we can't like kill them all and like they need jobs. 

Worry about Americans you mindless twit. (I know she's just a spokesperson for the administration, that's just a spokesperson for the oligarchs, but WTF. 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:20 | 5796136 NoPension
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They need a union. AFL-ISIL. United Brotherhood of Necktie Makers.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:21 | 5796145 czarangelus
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We can beat ISIS by refusing to arm and fund them.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:23 | 5796146 QQQBall
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She is lucky it was Matthews and not that Tom guy that usually calls them on their bullshit.  I think wit as supposed to link from "governance" to "regime change". 

BTW, enuf with the trendy glasses already.

 

and another BTW.... does anyone believe a few guys with machie guns on their Toyota trucks are the second coming of Rommel?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:30 | 5796196 Berspankme
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Yeah, this corrupt admin can really help them with governance. What a fucking joke. Tell me when this bitch dies so I can piss on her grave. You got 50 million americans without jobs, where is the jihad?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:22 | 5796147 Goldilocks
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Snow White- Magic Mirror On The Wall Scene (English)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_-pDpLVVNc (1:22)

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:21 | 5796149 Sanity Bear
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She's got her head so far up her ass she could suck your cock while you were plowing her pooter.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:23 | 5796151 cigarEngineer
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I don't understand the hate; she is correct. Stop agricultural subsidies so that farmers in poor countries can compete. Stop sanctions so that commerce can flow and ideas can be exchanged. Stop the killings that drain human capital from the system. Stop arms dealing to other countires. Stop nuclear non-proliferation as it's just a bigger version of gun control.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:39 | 5796180 kowalli
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You can't stop fighters with heavy weapons with "jobs". You need to take weapons from them and you need to stop financing them. Why he should work if you give him free money for killing people? Where he should work if USA destroyeded all infrastructure

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:23 | 5796159 Son of Captain Nemo
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Speechless.  Almost as good as HSBC being caught in the headlights with funding them...

The only thing that could possibly make any of this a success is if you put this stupid cunt to death and her boss Jan Psycho and them kill Chris Matthews for bonus points!...

This is why the 3/4 of the American population needs to have a date with their local FEMA region camp starting with the President, the Legislative, the Judicial DOS and then the MSM network(s)!

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:26 | 5796165 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Maybe I' m trying too hard to connect the dots - but could they get jobs identifying the moderate Rebels trying to call in US air strikes in Syria?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:26 | 5796169 JuliaS
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Welcome to Costco. Death to America.

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Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:26 | 5796174 yochananmichael
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pahvatee causes cwime

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:27 | 5796179 Who was that ma...
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Fer Chrisake.  Give the poor girl a break.  She is blond after all and she's doing the best she can.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:31 | 5796199 tarabel
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Looks like she's a volunteer blonde.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:02 | 5796399 Skiprrrdog
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what do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A brunette with bad breath..

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:29 | 5796184 reader2010
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You mean everyone demands wage slavery. 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:30 | 5796190 Lumberjack
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I know, I know said little Johnny. They can be bankers and work as carpenters too!

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:30 | 5796193 tarabel
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The way to solve this dilemma is to agree with the need for jobs but then specify that they will have to be employed  as replacements for people who already work for the Obama Administration.

Kill two birds with one stone-- we give jobs to the poor, hopeless mohammedans and we get a more rational and less anti-American government as an extra bonus.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:32 | 5796201 Joebloinvestor
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I agree, we need more chain gangs.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:32 | 5796203 smacker
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Marie Harf is a nutter.

What else can one expect from the State Dept?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:32 | 5796208 Callz d Ballz
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I heard this on the radio this morning and almost drove off the road.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:35 | 5796227 jldpc
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American Hypocrisy –

What to do NOW about religious extremists that want to kill You/US!

  • NOT WORTH ONE AMERICAN SOLDIER’S LIFE OR INJURY!

 Finish Off ISIS in One Month versus Several Years

 I.          USA Method – “Civilized” – Always a Loser Strategy

Drones, endless bombing, train locals to fight back; goes on for years; costs billions;

 = Thousands of Local Civilian Casualties.

 II.         Cleansing the Pugnacious – Guaranteed to Work; Secondary Benefit

 Give widespread notice, No Exceptions - for every ISIL combatant found alive or dead, no prisoners, and will track down wherever they live your family and promptly kill your mother, father, sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, and cousins, and your pets; and we will track down and kill the “religious fanatic teacher who you followed and do the same to him and his family.  And we will put these “ugly” proceedings  on live television and the internet for all of your whack-job cohorts to see.

= few local civilian casualties because “WAR” is over before it really gets going.

 Or do you think having them cluster in the Levant makes it easier to eliminate them? If so, you go get them. And spare our faithful soldiers the risk of injury and death to deal with an overpopulation, fanatical religious, massive poverty, corrupt government problem that reoccurs on a regular basis throughout history.

 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:03 | 5796408 Sanity Bear
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Survey Says! XXX

 

I'm sorry, but the correct answer is "stop funding them". Thanks for playing.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:33 | 5796217 orangegeek
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"...the root causes..."

 

there's that newly packaged socialist line - translation:  look interested, do nothing

 

 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:33 | 5796218 Thai Face Slap
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And I thought they only wore fake glasses in nba or nfl to look intelligent. If serving on a campaign is all you need to become a spokesperson for the state department or the cia, I mean wow! 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:57 | 5796370 hangemhigh77
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yea she served under a desk

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:34 | 5796220 prefan4200
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Are you fucking serious?  This is our State Department spokesperson?  Seriously?  It's not a SNL skit?  .....God we are so fucked.  Are there any fucking adults in DC?  Show of hands?  Anyone?  Anyone? .....it's hopeless..... 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:39 | 5796256 surf0766
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Nope the progressive baby boomer generation is running the show. All  their heads are in their collective asses

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:47 | 5796312 kowalli
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This is our State Department spokesperson? - YES

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:58 | 5796377 hangemhigh77
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She's great at sucking cock and playing video games.  What more do you need?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:35 | 5796228 Bastiat
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We need some affirmative action programs for young radical muslims.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:40 | 5796262 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Maybe they could start with 'jobs' as community organizers I have heard that this can lead to great things

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:41 | 5796264 smacker
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Yeah, how about having "Muslim Lives Matter" tattooed on their forehead?

That'll go down well in Israel ;-)

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:38 | 5796246 Shhh dont wake ...
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Give that bitch an egg roll!!  oopss... I meant to say 'eye roll'  .. give that bitch an eye roll !!!

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:39 | 5796251 richsob
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I've got an idea about jobs for these ISIS terrorists.  How about hiring the few who are left to dig graves and burn bodies in pits after we have killed 99% of them?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:48 | 5796260 no more banksters
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"They Need Jobs"

Got it. Get ready for a major CIA recruitment.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:41 | 5796267 SharkBit
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Harf is a brain washed muppet. Painful to listen to.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:44 | 5796286 Joe Tierney
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Harf!  Harf!  Harf!

 

Appoint her ambassador-at-large to ISIS. She can have face-to-face speaks with them. (Don't lose your head, honey)

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:45 | 5796299 css1971
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You could.... stop killing them, installing dictators in their countries?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:47 | 5796311 Duc888
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Actually, she's right. We should ship them all to China where we already shipped all of our jobs.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:48 | 5796324 hangemhigh77
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I can tell you this bitch needs to experience joblessness first hand.  FIRE this dumbshit and fuck her to death

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:54 | 5796357 SmedleyButlersGhost
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...." experience hand jobs first...

Fixed that for you

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:19 | 5796499 hangemhigh77
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Thanks, nice touch.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:05 | 5796718 SmedleyButlersGhost
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No - given your Biden captions -you da man

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:49 | 5796326 ThankYouSirMayI...
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Does she really believe it or is she just a good actor

We are so fucked

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:08 | 5796442 hangemhigh77
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I think the only thing she's good at is sucking cock.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:50 | 5796333 justmy2cents
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More jobs = more money = more babies = more future jihadists.

Next idea please.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:51 | 5796336 hangemhigh77
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This bitch just cut Jamie Dimon for the hanging line.  Actually first we put her in the banging line.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:10 | 5796971 Blood Spattered...
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You need to chill the fuck out.  You shouldn't hate women because you can't get laid.  Any legitimate criticisms of this bimbo and her gubbermint talking points are over-shadowed by your impotence-fueled rage.

#breakthepillinhalfnexttime

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:52 | 5796343 hangemhigh77
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They could be cops in the USA. They're perfect, they just have to learn how to eat jelly donuts.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:53 | 5796352 swmnguy
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Well, yeah, duh, if they all had good middle-class jobs of course there wouldn't be people wanting to join ISIS.  But the idea the USA is going to help them with that is---well, it's disproven by looking at what we're doing here at home, for one thing.  Not everybody can get a job as spokesperson for the CIA, and then the State Department.  Heck, most people with a Poly Sci degree from the University of Indiana are working at Applebee's.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:54 | 5796358 Skiprrrdog
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That is just f*&$ing hilarious! Maybe we can also cram some*OsamaCare* down their throats as well...

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:57 | 5796369 Bankster Kibble
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"We can help them build their economies, so they can have job opportunities for these people."

 

Except the Russians, Iranians, North Koreans, Cubans, Venezuelans, Zimbabweans . . . .  Sanctions all the way.  Everybody else, OK.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:59 | 5796380 R19
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My bucket list for this wonderful administration is now FULL. Mugatu is on the line and will give me the hookup on crazy pills.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 19:59 | 5796384 hangemhigh77
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Where's the sign up sheet for her job?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:01 | 5796389 PGR88
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The Chinese can hire ISIS to make cheap plastic shit for Americans, which we can then buy on credit, which means the Chinese can buy more US Government bonds, which finances more progressive welfare and warfare.

 

Its a win-win-win-win

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:01 | 5796392 nakki
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While we're at it let's get all those people who have illegally entered the US for job some jobs in their countries they came from. That way they wouldn't have to come to this country illegally in the first place. 

Am I shoe in for a government spokesmoron or what?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:02 | 5796403 silentsock
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We have people like THIS speaking for our dammed State Department! This is what other countries see representing us!

No wonder they aren't scared of us anymore. We have that little man-bitch as a president, a complete joke for a Secretary of State, and these little vapid bitches as our face at the State Department and UN.(we shouldn't be in the UN anyway)

This has GOT to be the 'golden age' for those that don't have our interests in mind! lol

We brought it on ourselves, because we are so fucking stupid!

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:03 | 5796406 Karl von Bahnhof
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Harf & Psaki duo comedian.

Straight from horse's mouth.

Kerry

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:05 | 5796421 Seal
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Maybe we could build roads and infrastructure in the middle East

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:06 | 5796427 hangemhigh77
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Hey lady you moron they have jobs, killing retarded Americans like you. It's good work if you can get it.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:08 | 5796436 silentsock
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People like her are so whacked..... If she were put into a cage and burned to death, her final thoughts before death would be how it was all HER fault....

A product of our modern "education system", with the mental disease known as Leftism mixed in.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:09 | 5796443 BouncingCat
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She's not good looking enough to get away with being that dumb.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:13 | 5796470 overmedicatedun...
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some names for these state dept bitches: hey I just harfed and ptaki on your shoe.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:09 | 5796450 ScorpionDeathLock
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They already have jobs, doing all of the CIAs dirty work in the middle east. What is she talking about? For the "we hate anyone who isn't muslim hate" they haven't attacked a single Israeli yet.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:10 | 5796453 darteaus
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When people in other countries see this stupidity, they know this administration can be rolled.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:11 | 5796456 hangemhigh77
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Actually she has a great idea. Let's start by giving one of them her job.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:16 | 5796482 hangemhigh77
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she is living proof, the dumber you are the higher you go

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:16 | 5796483 hangemhigh77
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If she negotiated with ISIS they would probably make her cry.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:17 | 5796487 hangemhigh77
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I'll bet she has her own room on Kerry's yacht.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:18 | 5796494 hangemhigh77
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I bet she's from New Jersey

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:19 | 5796497 tony bonn
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no, bitch, isis is funded by the usa, cia, mossad, israel, and the bush crime syndicate.....to say nothing of the ziobitch george soros. it has absolutely nothing to do with muslims - it is a zionaizi project through and through....headquarters vary from libya and the usa embassy in turkey.....shove it up your ass bitch. the judeo-nazi hydra will not die.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 01:03 | 5797568 JoJoJo
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I find it interesting that you left out the Jesuits and the Masons. Who is hiding what,now?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:20 | 5796500 Limbs Akimbo
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What a silly girl.

Silly, silly girl.

And so out of touch.

Doesn't she know that ISIS already has jobs?

They work for the C.I.A.

Silly girl.

 

 http://allnewspipeline.com/CIA_Contractor_Bombshell.php

 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:21 | 5796509 thinkmoretalkless
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They can be butchers

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:21 | 5796511 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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ISIS is run by the CIA and two retired US ARMY Generals.

ISIS is pure unadulterated PSYOPS, kids.

 

NOTE: The State Department is selling Smoke n' Mirrors and what we need is to fire everyone in the State Department, and their children, as well as relatives, and start over, quick, before the nukes get launched.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:23 | 5796519 Buster Cherry
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Does ISIS have to report their incomes to the IRS?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:29 | 5796542 jmcadg
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What do you want, $10.26ph to be a US corporate whore or a gold dinar per head? The choice of a terrorist!!!

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:33 | 5796561 Clowns on Acid
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Lets get Joe Biden to fondle this bitch...... . Typical feckin' empty headed dooshbag.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:35 | 5796570 Biggieshort
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Some of these government people are so delusional they're more dangerous than the terrorists.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:38 | 5796581 KingGenius
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Ha! That's what they want, JOBS! What a total crock of shit. Let's just build some Walmarts over there and corporatize their life and destroy their culture by establishing greed and materialistic "globalism". Then they will be "free". lol

Get a clue lady. Leave the people alone! Leave now. If your Christianity means freedom to shop at Walmart and Starbucks, you do not know what the hell religion even is. Go fuck yourself.

This is mostly an agrarian and simple society with religion and family values that desn't want Wallstreet influnce. Know that, except that and mind your own business. Live and let live. Your propaganda machine does not work there and will backfire on your here. God help us.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:38 | 5796583 Bemused Observer
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The "root causes"...Well, the root causes have something to do with things like the Gulf War, Afghanistan, etc...
But she was a fetus then, so she probably doesn't know much about those things...

I guess they don't teach history in our schools anymore...sad.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:58 | 5797558 JoJoJo
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No, the root cause goes a bit further back - to the seventh century. the radical,abnormal muslims ate theones who do not behead.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:39 | 5796586 loveyajimbo
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I am sure she would be willing to distribute B-jobs to our muzzy friends... maybe that would calm them down some... her coven-mates Powers and Pissaki would join in... mouthwash is cheaper than drones...

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:40 | 5796588 kchrisc
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They have "jobs." Gainfully employed by Langley, and Glilot Junction.

The banksters need to repay us.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 20:53 | 5796649 Porous Horace
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"WE" don't need to address any of the problems of the MidEast. It's none of our business.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:04 | 5796709 The central planners
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I think the IRS is planning to hire ISIS in the future.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:05 | 5796717 rsnoble
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If you can't put the people in the US to work you sure's the fuck aren't going to build opportunities for terrorists.  What a blond moment.  I suggest hiring a teleprompter.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:13 | 5796733 Youri Carma
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By funding ISIS we create jobs for them killing Americans. Americans can get a jobs, needless to say, killing ISIS. It's a win win situation except for the ones who are winning because they soon will be out of a job. So don't kill them all at once. Exactly what the US is doing so no complains here.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:16 | 5796767 dojufitz
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She is right......most of the unemployed resort to burning and beheading people.....

 

 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:21 | 5796797 ThisIsBob
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This lady has the insight of a fence post.  Not surprising, since her entire "professional" career has been at the CIA and State where she has learned her craft.

Yo, Ms. Harf, craft me a sandwich.

 

 

 

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:24 | 5796812 ethnik
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read it as "Slut Dept. Cock Marie".. after watching the video...it is a somekinda porn, fake actress pretending to translate a public opinion

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:34 | 5796846 yogibear
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Hair-brained dippy blond.  ISIS wouldn't mind chopping her head.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:41 | 5796874 mendolover
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These douchebags don't even they are a dime a dozen.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:37 | 5796855 P?keh?
Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:39 | 5796864 walküre
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U N B E L I E V A B L E !!!!!

Marie Harf. Former CIA hack. They "promoted" her to be spokeswoman for the State Department.

She is not saying what she thinks. This was a poor attempt at a propaganda effort to get the American bleeding hearts eager to jump in with both feet and be at the ready when US military goes into ME to provide "job" opportunities. Bleeding hearts watch Chris Matthews because he's in love with their President.

Operation Iraqi Freedom is now Operation Islamic Entrepreneur!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:53 | 5797550 JoJoJo
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Sadly she DOES THINK that way.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 02:17 | 5797646 walküre
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She is not paid to think. She is paid to tell what CIA / State Department put in front of her. That's how this works.

Not arguing wiith you that she's probably a ditz anyway but this is some of the most blatant attempt at mind kontrol I've seen recently. Pure unadulterated propaganda for American mass consumption. Maybe a trial balloon to see what sticks.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:39 | 5796869 mendolover
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Ms. Harf you are a disgrace.  How much do they pay you to memorize their script?  Clueless twat.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 21:48 | 5796899 Jstanley011
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She forgot to mention that, if they will just lay down their arms, they all will qualify for a subsidy at www.healthcare.gov.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:25 | 5797063 Kulafarmer
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Where the hell do they find these stupid people,
When I was a kid we had Statesmen, now we just get baboons!

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:26 | 5797067 IndianaJohn
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That's right! The alphabet cannibals all need state department jobs. But not at my expense.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:29 | 5797091 claytonmoore50
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Build more gas stations and Kwiky Marts

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:41 | 5797150 Shhh dont wake ...
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Our short term plan is to kill them,  but after we've killed them , then our medium and long term plan is to go after the root causes and find them a good job.  What job would that be....  posing as corpses???     You can't make this fucking shit up.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:52 | 5797195 Shad_ow
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95 million Americans are out of work and haven't gone out beheading or setting people on fire, but ISIS needs jobs?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:54 | 5797198 TheAntiProgressive
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Alex Trivett - I'll take dumb blondes for 400.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:13 | 5797283 R19
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Should be a Daily Double at least.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:14 | 5797284 dexter_morgan
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she is pretty hot for a ..... well you know. Think Hillary...........

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 22:55 | 5797202 OpTwoMistic
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What we do not need is the war I mean state department.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:03 | 5797242 besnook
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there you have it straight from .gov's mouth. all you unemployed people need to do to get good paying jobs is to go to war against(or mis that with?) the usa .gov. and they will give you good paying jobs.

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:10 | 5797267 dexter_morgan
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It makes perfect sense really. When you are a global socialist, and you understand the game, this is how you view things. Sounds batshit crazy to normal people but alas the world is NOT run by normal people. Fabian Society folks chuckle from their home in hell..........

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:33 | 5797348 dag
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Where do they find these bimbos?

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 23:45 | 5797390 TNTARG
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She doesn't know this guys have already been hired.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:13 | 5797468 Promethus
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The government could hire them to bury the headless bodies and smoldering remains of the people they murdered. Jobs don't come more shovel ready than that.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:21 | 5797482 ableman28
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Hey, lets allow science to help answer the question.

Lets round up 50 Isis members and bomb the crap out of them until they are all totally dead.

Lets round up another 50 Isis members and make them work at soul destroying jobs at McDonalds for 20 years.

Then lets see whose more defeated.  Might be a toss up.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:38 | 5797521 Wahooo
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Better dead than deadend.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:49 | 5797540 JoJoJo
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What? Next blame the Joos for someone working at McDonalds 20 years?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:38 | 5797509 sumosamurai
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Jobs are for WESTERN debt slaves

 

Why do they need jobs. They can rape and steal and pillage at will!

They only NEED jobs if they are Western World debt slaves for the banks. Given the choice I'd keep my present occupation.

 

What we need for Isis is long term cell phone and satellite TV contracts. That'll do it. Why not create apps that allow them to kill more infidels, jews, and christians and homsexuals in a virtual world. Their thumbs would be so sore they couldn't hold a detonator, pistol, kukuri, or a rifle properly. Instead of killing themselves (and others) we could then grant them virtual virgins for a assignment completed well. Why should Bin Laden have all the good porn!

By the time its all over they'll be no more a threat than the twits constantly playing with their I-phones on the subway. Digital equality = universal stupidity.

 

 

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 00:45 | 5797536 JoJoJo
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The State Dept also said it would be usng 350 of its Twitter accounts to Tweet against Isis. Even the NY Times was aghast at thisnplan of attack. Obama is a.Lady's.Man in that he is heavily influenced by women so much so that he gives jobs to the most unqualified gals you will ever find. like Valerie Jerrit, this Marie Harf, Susan Rice,Jen Psaki, ets. Thats the story of Affirmative Action which was enacted for blacks and women.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 01:11 | 5797581 Dexter Morgan
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Need jobs?  Just double the size of government, problem solved!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 01:11 | 5797582 Dragon HAwk
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Wait Wait Wait... this could work... we pay them to Bury their Buddies... no death certificate required, the more they bury, the More they get paid..

   extra 20 bucks if they toss in  their Buddies Rifle, he's not going to need it anyway

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 09:05 | 5798081 Smilygladhands
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now THAT is a shovel ready job.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 02:02 | 5797632 A Dollar Short
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Nothing but regurgitated Corn Shit.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 08:40 | 5798036 manolios
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Yeah  yeah they'll be the US army branch of the region

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 09:47 | 5798227 Farmer Joe in B...
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I really wish that the unemployed folks of the USA with time on their hands would take up similar pursuits... namely, beheadings and torture... and they can start in DC

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 09:50 | 5798239 f16hoser
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You can't fix Stupid. Our State Dept. is extremely Stupid. Come to think of it, so is the Executive branch...

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 10:09 | 5798323 madcows
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i love these liberal nutjobs.

if they just had jobs, they'd have hope and stuff and they'd be happy and they wouldn't be killing people... blah blah blah.

hey you dumbass, they already have the job they want.  they are fully employed, killing the christian and the jew and subjugating the western world.

IT's not an issue of jobs, it's an issue of culture and religion.  their religion tells them to kill everyone else, and they take it very fucking seriously.  you can't employ them out of their murderous culture.  you have to fucking kill everyone of them, until they are fully gone. 

kill all muslims, or they'll keep killin you.  that's how it works.  time to grow up liberal retards.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 10:31 | 5798404 Newbie-Plus
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Obviously she's a moron.  But it's even worse once you fully understand what ISIS is about.  This is a super long and heavy read, but I feel like I finally understand the group.  

http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/02/what-isis-really-wan...

Once you understand them, the idea of offering them jobs seems even more silly.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 11:02 | 5798553 pupdog1
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She looks like a cross between that blonde hippie muppet and a David Spade character on SNL.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 12:42 | 5799148 Shizzmoney
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Geez...it seems as if all of the economic troubles this blonde chick states that is happeneing in Muslim countries where ISIS is thriving......started happening right around when the Federal Reserve started Operation CTRL-P.

I'm sure that has NOTHING to do with it, though.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:39 | 5801269 Who was that ma...
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Go to your handy Funken Wagnall's dictionary, look up 'Bimbo', an' you'll see a picture of this girl.  She is the poster child for blonds everywhere.

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