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Their evil knows no bounds...
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Are the kittens good eatin' size?
Idiocracy was a documentary. Mike Judge is a seer.
And every man who watches the teevee expecting reports of reality is a fool.
bitchez luv 2 get dat nut[tella].
You mean if I spread nutella on my... And purr like a kitten... They'll do what?!
isis thinks fat chicks and cat ladies are expendable film at eleven.
I would think that a pussy would could lure both genders.
Their evil knows no bounds .....
CNN or ISIS ?
Well, ISIS is bound by their CIA handlers, so by the process of elimination...
"You mean if I spread nutella on my... And purr like a kitten... They'll do what?!"
They'll chop it off!
They should have booths at 50 Shades showings.
You could lure ME with kittens...
Believable story but I would still prefer to hear ISIS version of who you have to do to land a job with CNN...
Paging Tim Osmond, Jr.
Do people actually believe this horseshit?
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No one before 2014(?) ever fucking heard of 'ISIS/ISIL' - now all of a sudden they are one of the biggest threats and problem in the ME.
And they are more evil than any group has ever been in global history....sex is today's theme
http://nypost.com/2015/02/18/female-isis-captives-endure-brutal-and-abno...
They have attacked an unarmed village with rocket bombs and murdered 4,000 defenseless, innocent and peaceful citizens of Oceania. This is no longer war. This is cold-blooded murder.
Until now, the war has been conducted with honor and bravery with the ideals of truth and justice in the best traditions of mankind... until this moment.
Brothers and sisters, the endless catalog of beastie atrocities which will inevitably ensue from this appalling act must, can, and will be terminated. The forces of darkness and treasonable maggots who collaborate with them must, can, and will be wiped from the face of the Earth. We must crush them! We must smash them! We must stamp them out! We the people of Oceania and our traditional allies, the people of Eurasia, will not rest until a final victory has been achieved. Death of the eternal enemy of Oceania. Death! Death! DEATH!
[the people in Victory Square cheer]
+10 for the Orwell.
I live in a small town in North Dakota and all the local's belive everything they are told on the news
BLOTTO, that is what keeps me bafled.
No one before 2014(?) ever fucking heard of 'ISIS/ISIL' - now all of a sudden they are one of the biggest threats and problem in the ME.
Ask yourself why? It's almost like that is what someone wants you to think. Like a story being written, but how does it end? Do we really know what is going on in the ME, or do we know what we are being told? Something that bothers me about all the ISIS videos (if real), is why do they cover their faces? I would think that someone who is fighting for their cause, and expects to win, would not be hiding their faces. They would be confident in others seeing who they are. It all just seems rather scripted to me. The whole picture seems rather scripted, like a story. I mean political parties on both sides are calling for action. Not to mention people of the US are all in disbelief of a threat, not to them, but a threat way over in the ME and they want action taken. Hook line and sinker! But what is to be gained by the big bad ISIS threat? That's my question? I'm pretty sure we will all find out sooner rather than later. Just my take.
They cover their faces because drones have facial recgonition software and can identify a target in real time if the face is exsposed. Standard CISISA training.
These are all the same group. ISIL, Al Quida, ect. They just change their names from time to time as new leaders emerge and want to create their own identity. It's why Bin Laden used a tribal model. Inter marriage keeps everybody on board. Even if they head home from Syria or Pakistan they help with fund raising, safe houses, and other secondary support.
They cover their faces to hide something. They are willing to die in the name of "Allah". What are they really hiding from?
Yep it's pretty in your face unless you're a tard or let Rush or that bitch on CNN do your thinking for you. Noone ever heard of them, passports recovered from plane striking a tower, a tower not hit by anyting falls form fire (first steel framed skyscraper to fall from fire, first time!), footage from gas station showing "jetliner" strike pentagon is taken and never shown to the public, we knew bin laden was behind 911 nearly immediately but had no idea it was going to happen, scrable jets from CT to stop a plane headed nearly directly by langley afb...fuck it. Net neutrality is coming which means only corporate overlords decide what's out there. Been good knowing you all.
Good point Sal on the covering of faces.
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Does/have the MSM shown any photos of an o.g. ISIS soldier - face fully exposed?
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The only ones i recall the MSM showing faces - are ones that have been 'radicalized' at home in another country ie, Canada, USA, so that they can then also say - 'Look, not only over there, but right at home too'
+1 guys... this whole ISIS and the slick videos, etc. just don't add up. Are there videos/pictures of these decimated towns they've assaulted? Have we captured any ISIS people and identified them? It seems each week they attempt some new brutal modus operandi to strike a chord with the western public... we are being played in order to support a new war. There's no consistency in their act is what I'm sayin'.
Also, whats with the orange jumpsuits a la Guantanomo . Its almost as though the USG and ISIS have the same suppliers.
bania - Considering they're ISIS women, I'd guess "light it on fire."
"You mean if I spread nutella on my... And purr like a kitten... They'll do what?!"
They´ll chop your "head" off of course! (and make a video of it starring you and Ron Jeremy´s knife wieldin arabian double)
Indeed I am
....ARE THEY VIRGINS?
no only the men are....
Thank god ISIS can call in Amrican air strikes now they can stop maurding kittens.
"Why do you know, Mandrake, that there's even a plan to introduce flouride into icrecream? Icecream, children's icecream... That's the way your hardcore commie works, Mandrake."
Fuck me, this shit's stupid. I'm beginning to think CNN, et al, really are communists.
Well, that's ISIS for you:
It's all kittens and Nutella until somebody loses a head...
+ 1 for the Dr Strangelove reference. Watched it the other night. That movie is as relevant and disturbing as ever.
Wow, real or another CNN blunder?
O’Reilly: Obama’s living in a ‘fictional world’
http://tinyurl.com/olzoolz
And to think of the money I've wasted trying to recruit women with champagne and blow...
I blew all my money on women and booze. I wasted all the rest of it.
http://petsorfood.com/2008/03/kitten-livers-with-onion-marmalade/
There is no Nutella in the recipe so I assume that's another leg in the diabolical scheme towards world domination.
It must be easier to recruit women to blow shit up than to jump in bed then.
With all those sheep around, no need for the women. Really tough to get a sheep to blow itself up.
Bahaaaaaaaaa -da-BOOM!
dat one hell o' da blowjob...
You must not know much about women. Of course it is!
Looks like a cat-astrophy to me!
We should paws and reflect.
Looks like a consPURRacy to me!
or just another tail.
Those potential recruits should be sure to read the fELine print.
On the rampant Meowndry
If I had known it was that easy, I would have been doing that shit to lure women in during highschool. And here I thought you had to be nice, and act like a gentlemen.
I dunno if i want that kinda pu$$y... sweaty smelly goat jumpin never showering hooch isn't my idea of a good night. i think the high end stuff costs a little more than kittens and nutella.... like jewelry and cars and a house in the burbs, and a platinum elite credit card and trips to the salon and flowers and pampering and the right to berate you whenever she feels like it.
hell, maybe the cheap smelly stuff is the way to go. just close your eyes, double wrap it and put on a ventilation unit.
Organic nutella and Maine Coons get the high end snatch.
It's not nice to talk about Negroes like that.
All pussy cums in handy on occasion.
Unfortunately, my observations have shown me that women seem to be attracted to "men" that treat them badly, thus, treating them like a gentleman and kindly still would not have worked.
Thus, the lure of the Ultimate "Bad Boys" may be part of this.
One thing I never considered was that high school would extend so far into adulthood, for many.
Women are attracted to winners, or at least, the perceived winners. That shouldn't be surprising, it's evolution at work.
Lot's of truth to the bad boy attraction factor.
Worked for me a couple times and I was oblivious at the time that it actually worked.
I was at work and frustrated with an issue. I was gruff with a fellow female employee. I thought I was a goner/fired. At least I figured I would have alienated her.
She gave me heck about it. 20 minutes later, she was all over me.
Weird.
72 husbands?
... in next life ...
Fuck that. Imagine, 72 more dinners to cook after she gets home from work. 72 more loads of laundry every week. 72 more sets of dirty shoes walking on her floor.
whats the song ... traveled the world and the severn seas?
someone wants to be abused, someone wants to get used by you ....
otherwise, why would anyone volunteer for war .... chocolate? nahhhh
as a side note, kittens and nutella work well as payment for ladies of the night...
Power of the Pussy!
It only works on lesbians.
I don't believe CNN, the one thing they already have is "pussy" with which they can get all the "nut-ella" they need.
Muslim women are easy.....geez.
...Sooo, they're recruiting in Elementary Schools? That really is messed up!
Well Mohammed had sex with his "wife" when she was the age of 9, so they've always had a taste for the kiddies.
Many traditional cultures betroth children at a young age but no sex takes place until maturity. Do you have documentation that Mohammad had intercourse with a nine year old?
How about the Koran?
I'm gonna guess you don't get out much.
You don't know how to document a thesis do you? Provide the quote that says Mohammad had sexual intercourse with a nine year old. Despite your preference for guesswork, responsible individuals can back up their claims when called upon to do so.
his followers are such a nice group http://www.rawa.org/temp/runews/rawanews.php?id=3776
What does this headline indicate to you about the followers of Jesus?
Catholic priest 'spotted ogling cub scout in shower three years before he sexually abused schoolboys'http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/father-tony-mcsweeney-catholic-prie...
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100925132828AAgAXkD
No quotes from the Koran in your link. But there was this:
"No one alive today knows for sure, and all you people saying that the Qu'ran is a false scripture AND THEN talking about Muhammud as a pedophile can't have it both ways. Either it's false or it isn't"
Helpful Hint: When attempting to provide authoritative citations go to the original source. He who lives by Yahoo Answers dies by Yahoo Answers.
Can you provide documentation that he didn't? I'd even accept a quote from your fairy tale book.
Documentation of what? All I did was ask to see the OP's source material. The question documents itself as written proof of me having asked the question. Does that clear things up for you?
Helpful Hint: When you demand documentation for the absence of an assertion your witch hunt is getting the better of you.
Child sex abuse seems to be going around all the religions these days.
Rabbi Meir Kluwgant, Australia’s most senior rabbi, resigns after damning testimony at royal commission
Australia’s most senior rabbi, Meir Shlomo Kluwgant, has resigned as president of the Organisation of Rabbis of Australasia (ORA) after a damning stint in the witness box at the royal commission into child sexual abuse.
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-16/rabbi-resigns-as-head-of-rabbin...
And then there's this:
New York City is investigating the death last September of a baby who contracted herpes after a "ritual circumcision with oral suction," in an ultra-Orthodox Jewish ceremony known in Hebrew as metzitzah b'peh.
In a practice that takes place during a ceremony known as the bris, a circumcision practitioner, or mohel, removes the foreskin from the baby's penis, and with his mouth sucks the blood from the incision to cleanse the wound.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/baby-dies-herpes-virus-ritual-circumcision-...
I have the DVD
Brian Williams was there and reported on it.
Sounds like a better strategy than Uncle Sam's luring us with threats of intimidation, more regulations, SWAT teams kicking in our doors, spying on our emails, taxing us to death, harrassing us when we think twice about goosestepping to DC's mandates, and draining the life out of the nation.
Kittens and Nutella? Nawwww ... why do that when you can militarize the police into beating the citizenry to death, figuratively and literally.
What a scam.
These scriptwriters desperately need some new talent.
I thought the 'exceptional' superpower had bombed the shite out of all the kitties by now?
You got kitten on my nutella!!
You got nutella on my kitten!!
Cat-fight!!!
Make it a pillow fight and I'll PPV.
I thought all you had to do to get a job with ISIS was fill out an application with the CIA?
I guess CNN, although pathetic and unscrupulous, still can serve a purpose.
gotta love the sheer idiocy of this "news" corp. Look at their ratings plummet.
It's like watching the special education students on a field trip to the local news outlet.
Does CNN have a weather bimbo?
what about "Weather Disasters" spots?
Any car accidents? or Fires? Bingo charity events?
everyone loves pussy
Allah Dammit! so much for the credit card and a house ploy!
Do they put the nutella on their vajayjays and then let the hungry kittens in?
American women are going to want way more than that. No limit credit cards at least.
Agreed,
I'd think ISIS would have an easier time luring women with credit cards and free shopping trips.
What's this horsehit about Nutella and kittens?????
Got one word for this...
ASSHOLE !!!!
I guess the 'puppies & unicorns' strategy didn't work?
I'd join ISIS for unlimited supply of Nutella and pussy
....odd note, creator of nutella passed away a few days ago....
Losing the kobe bryant label was the beginning of the end for him,
This little news item might just have finished him off
Banksters as well as propagandists have hell to pay for these sins against humanity
He was worth $23 billion, enough to slather every kitten on the planet with Nutella.
Pussy for pilgrims? Diabolical.
Not the kitties!!!!! Definately grounds for a major region-wide aerial sortie! Fuel up the bombers!
So Nutella's made out of Kittens?!?
Wow, that almost a bad as Soylent Green!
And it's not even Tuesday :-)
Well who in all fairness wouldnt be took in by the deliciousness of that hazelnutty chocolate inspired spread which is beautiful on toast?
I mean I would fight the fucking world for a touch of that brilliance. Hazelnut + chocolate = perfection.
;-)
My wife would at least require a Viking stove or maybe a Wolf....not that she would cook with it.
We're gonna need a backhoe to dig the hole to drop the bar lower.
CNN must think women are hopelessly retarded
I dunno...
When was the last time you went into a bar with a kitten and a jar of Nutella?
"When was the last time you went into a bar with a kitten and a jar of Nutella?"
Hmmm. I might have to give that a try. I can see a "Hey Ya'll - watch this" moment coming on.
CNN is hopelessly retarded.
and here I thought it was 72 hung virgins
Funny thing is, that's the exact same way DoChenRollerBearings would get women into his love-den
http://rt.com/news/233327-cnn-ukraine-russia-annex/
John Vause thinks Kazakhstan is Ukraine; after all who cares east is east
https://twitter.com/vausecnn
CNN must have a product placement deal with the CIA and Ferrero SpA. (ISIS and Nutella). Two for the price of one and kittens to lure the zombies. :)
I tells ya, I just don't get out enuff. And to think, it was that simple all along. $heesh...
YouTube cat video's will have to be rebranded for backlink SEO search enigine optimization. All Google adsense subscribers will be required to include ISIS recruitment Adword to differentiate between Cats or ISIS kittens vs. ISIS Monster Cat
Oh no, Mr. Bill - "50 Shades of Nutella"...Rated XXXXXXXXXX...
Just please tell me it didn't involved cat juggling.
I don't know if I could handle the news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU
There’s a sentence in that book that should jump out at you…University Engineering assumes that CL is a black box, that you do not need to understand physics, the relationship with PT, in time, which is why transients appear to be certain in the long term and random in the short term.
Markets take wealth from those who work and give it to those who do not, with interest. Unions blindly invest their pensions in market inflation, shrinking unions, increasing protection for a shrinking population. Silicon Valley is simply giving the majority what it always wants, technology to replace work, with make-work, rotating engineers.
We understood The Screw thousands of years ago, and the best humanity can come up with is circuit boards connected a cloud, to perpetuate war, and consume natural resources, down to the last critter standing, really?
Did Professor Gore’s model predict this weather? Empire has always been a one-trick pony, feudalists blaming feudalists and trading dresses, behind a growing façade of democratic misdirection, an oscillator. Keep watching, heads they win, tails you lose.
When wasn’t disaffected youth the problemsolution of the FILO bankruptcy queue, grown with real estate inflation in the City, feudalists trading toilet paper on the backs of migrating mules?
Funny, ISIS is a reaction to the Nation/State, employing the latter’s mythology. Surprise, the Nation/State doesn’t want ISIS to sell oil, which it is buying, at $25/barrel, and you lose either way, if you get involved.
Economics is about breeding children more adaptive to nature. Empire is about adapting children to empire, increasing accounting profit on the perception of controlled risk. Of course the critters believe that it takes a village to raise a child, yours. Have your children when others fear to do so, and the language and math will take care of itself.
Of course the force against you will multiply with your talent. Be the fulcrum and the sea will part to clear the path ahead of you and close the path behind you. Replication grows, in the vacuum left behind, and most are engulfed, failing to move forward.
Children are wealth; money, in all its forms, is just the sh-show.
Seems to me snacks and pussy would lure men, not women.
Maybe we can rid the world of Islamic Fundamentalism once and for all by realising that funny kitten videos on Youtube just arent considered that funny over there. Maybe we need more funny Camel videos to soothe the tempers of these young disillusioned jihadis as kittens are of interest to only women.
CNN is CIA News Network.
ISIS is CIA, and Mossad.
By deductive reasoning, CNN comments on ISIS are...?!
The banksters need to repay us.
"They lie about everything. Why would they lie about this?!"
So, here's my jar of Nutella and now I want to see pussy riot!
humm...
I'll be back...after I hit the pet store and grocery store...
didn't reallize that all it takes is kittens and nutella to get the ladies...
so do I slather the cats in nutella??? how does this work...
Even if other powers are behind these people, a large rampaging group of homicidal maniacs cannot have any 'legitimacy' without islam.
Even if islam lives peacefully with others for generations, there's always the potential for this kind of thing because a reasonable reading of the quran seems to justify it.
I trust that you personally have read it all in a reasonable manner. How does it compare with the with old testament? Just wondering.
Same for the Talmud
Kittens? What is this, Wag the Dog 2?
Proof ... https://imgur.com/gallery/065Cv
CNN knows their audience. THe least intelligent, most proud ignoramuses the world has ever had the misfortune to bear.
Kittens & Nutella versus abortions and a degree in interdisciplinary women's studies and $50,000 in student loan debt, tough choice
I've been known to be lured by pussy myself....if we're being honest..