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An Inside Look At The Fed's Rate Decision Flow Chart

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The flow-chart every Fed member carries with them at all times to ensure they know exactly how to react to the ever-changing macro-economic and geopolitical backdrop in global markets to ensure maximum employment and stable prices...

 

 

 

h/t @RampCapitalLLC

 

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Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:47 | 5801611 Self-enslavement
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World Zionism (WZ) is the power to "counterfeit money” to enrich only themselves, the power to tax all others, and immoral pernicious usury, the three of which combine to plague the entire human race and cause massive debt-slavery and starvation worldwide for all. Also the power to evade all criticism, law enforcement and agreements internationally. Such nice people.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:52 | 5801628 stinkhammer
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Janet Yellen loves enslaving the little children

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:55 | 5801639 Cognitive Dissonance
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All roads lead to Rome fiat.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:21 | 5801735 kchrisc
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All roads lead to Zion.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

A friend of mine said that a work colleague of his said to him on Monday: "Until MH-17, I didn't believe in Zionism. But how else could such a thing be planned, and then covered up? And then their is this bitch Nuland and the Ukraine."

Another one stirs awake.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:08 | 5801906 FSFT
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Flow chart smo chart. Looks more like a circle of cofusion to me

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 03:43 | 5802418 Boris Alatovkrap
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This is same decision chart for admission for hospital after taking of reptile disfunction medication... If swelling is inflate, you are patient, no?

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 01:45 | 5802315 franciscopendergrass
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"All roads lead to Rome fiat." 

You are talking about the piece of shit little cars, right?

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:32 | 5801777 Oswald did it
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Anti-Semetic!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:47 | 5801615 i_call_you_my_base
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Flow chART.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:48 | 5801617 gwiss
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"Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants as long as it is black."

 

Henry Ford

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:49 | 5801619 kahunabear
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In the words of that great 20th century philosopher, Ron Popeil, "Set it, and forget it!".

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:49 | 5801621 sodbuster
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So easy, an idiot Keynesian could do it.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:03 | 5801658 NoDebt
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All levers have been pushed into the "run until failure" position by central banks.  

I still think they'll do a nominal rate increase to try to preserve any tattered shreds of their credibility, but later and less seems to be starting to sink in as the new meme.  25-50 bps maybe, then wait a year, then roll it back down to zero again and launch QE4.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:17 | 5801711 kchrisc
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Caught between a nail-gun, and a guillotine.

I bought all the nail-guns, and I have the guillotine.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Bumper sticker:

Save the Humans
Guillotine a Bankster

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:59 | 5801872 pragmatic hobo
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bullshit ... they don't have flow-chart.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:42 | 5802036 Nobody For President
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You can't make this shit up...

LOS ANGELES (MarketWatch) — In his latest controversial statement, Hong Kong’s leader used his annual Lunar New Year message to urge his citizens to be more like sheep — that is, more “mild and gentle” and presumably not taking part in any further protests.

The message from Hong Kong Chief Executive C.Y. Leung came in the form of a video showing him and his wife, Regina Leung, frolicking with children as the political chief pondered the significance of the start of the Year of the Sheep.

“Sheep are widely seen to be mild and gentle animals, living peacefully in groups,” Leung said, according to the official translation of the comments in Cantonese.

“Last year was no easy ride for Hong Kong. Our society was rife with difference and conflicts,” he continued, referencing last year’s massive Occupy Central and other associated protest movements which shut down the city for several months.

The protesters had demanded Leung’s successor be nominated by a popular vote rather than the current system, which uses a select committee sometimes criticized as too pro-business or too much under the influence of the national government in Beijing.

“In the coming year, I hope that all people in Hong Kong will take inspiration from the sheep’s character and pull together in an accommodating manner to work for Hong Kong’s future,” Leung said in the message.

The remarks drew immediate criticism from some corners, with opposition Democratic Party chairwoman Emily Lau quoted Thursday in the South China Morning Post as saying that while Leung is urging people to learn from “the virtues of sheep, ... he himself is doing exactly the opposite to provoke so much confrontation, and he is tearing the society apart. It’s very contradictory and duplicitous.”

The same news report also quoted Chinese University political scientist Ma Ngok as saying that Leung “seems like he wants the people to blindly follow what he says, like sheep following the shepherd,” but that this was “kind of ironic because many people see him as the guy causing a lot of conflicts in Hong Kong.”

Leung is no stranger to controversial comments. During the midst of the protesters’ shutdown of Central Hong Kong, he told foreign media that giving all adults the right to elect nominees for the territory’s leadership wouldn’t be wise, as it would allow “those who earn less than [US]$1,800 a month” to dominate the vote. (Read Craig Stephen’s commentary on Leung’s comments here.)

Meanwhile, Leung appears to have anticipated criticism of another kind, writing a blog post ahead of the video’s release, promising that the children featured weren’t paid actors but rather local youth with unspecified “language impairments,” according to the South China Morning Post.

yyyyyy

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 08:18 | 5802692 SharkBit
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It's so Awesome.

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 09:14 | 5802874 DriveByLurker
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I liked the old method better:

 

http://www.satirewire.com/news/0101/fedrave.shtml

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