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Jobs For Jihadists - An Artist's Impression

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Presented with little comment aside to remind readers what the State Department thinks, "we can't beat ISIS by killing them" they need jobs...

 

 

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Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:06 | 5800608 breadonwaters
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Can somebody help me here?

 

I’ve been thinking about the ‘secret’ 28 pages of the 911 commission report, and I wondered to myself exactly how many people actually ‘know’ what is on those 28 pages. I can use some help here cause I’m not that familiar with all the ins and outs of the US gov and its various branches etc.

 

Anyway, here’s my best guess:

 

1.  The actual commission members and their supporting staff, lawyers, etc.    (150?)

 

2.  The president(s), and their staff ….various hangers on, big money supporters etc.    (250?)

 

3.  Members of House, and Senate ….their staffs and any big money interests they are either beholden

     to, or just wish to impress.   (1000?)

 

4.  Middle to upper big wigs in the 16 intelligence agencies of the US.   (500?)

 

5.  Top brass of the Military, plus military intelligence agencies.    (500 ?)

 

6.  If rumours are correct, and the 28 pages refer to a foreign gov / group  activities that supported

      the 911 disaster ..then they would ‘Know’ of their involvement, plus any of their staff / family

      members, or associates.    (100?)

 

7   Foreign governments and /or their intelligence agencies.    (50?)

 

8   Others ….but I don’t know  who they would be……  (?)

 

 

So, adding it up, my guess is that there are probably at least 2,550 persons who know what is said on the 28 secret pages.

 

The 911 was an attack on the American people …..why are they the last to know who was involved?  It strikes me that keeping it secret is a crime of Les Majeste, committed against the soverign peoples right to know who their real enemies are. The people can’t be trusted with the truth ….but he PTB are entrusted to sacrifice their children and economy on a self serving altar of patriotism ….because they ‘know’ best.   This is the real ‘Truth’ of the 28 pages, and we all know it.

 

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:10 | 5800633 DetectiveStern
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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/12/the-missing-pages-of-th...

Interesting. Puts a new spin on the recent oil movements.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:13 | 5800643 The Juggernaut
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Isn't being a part of ISIS (Saudi hit-men) already a job? Mercenaries.

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:24 | 5800699 Surrealist
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It's commission pay only which means no steady income during quiet times where there are a lack of heads.  

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:34 | 5800730 LibertyBear
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I think Congressman Thomas Massie talked about what was on them vaguely. From what I interpreted, Saudia Arabia was heavly involved in the planning, financing, training and execution of the attack. Big surprise there.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:37 | 5800746 Billy Sol Estes
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Miracle he is still alive then?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:48 | 5800803 Manthong
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The .gov psychopaths wouldn’t finger the Saudi’s because they needed them to keep funding all of the new mosques in the US that they are now desperately trying to fill with terrorist “refugees”.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:37 | 5801007 BobPaulson
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If you need experts in beheading, that would be the Saudi's, so yeah, I'm sure that's where they are getting trained. Thumbs up for the Axis of Good!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:08 | 5801150 johngaltfla
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Just sayin'...

ISISjobs.com

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:14 | 5801170 Canadian Dirtlump
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I noted with some irony that the 20+ coptic christians beheaded in Libya were actually foreign temporary workers. Apparently there are jobs available in libya tot he point they areimporting folks... unless it is like saudi arabia and the locals ( or resettled jihadists ) are either lazy or useless.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:07 | 5801341 Self-enslavement
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"ISIS" and "Jihadist" are code words for "Gentiles" and all other non-chosenites.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:19 | 5801515 thamnosma
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Do the Saudis use guillotines or just cut heads off like their ISIS surrogates?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:42 | 5801596 Bad Attitude
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In the couple of Saudi beheading videos I've seen, it appears the executioner was using a long sword, and the beheading was quick. ISIS and other jihadists seem to prefer dull kitchen knives.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:38 | 5801011 free_as_in_beer
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saudi involvement in 9/11 is a red herring.  the majority of USA, just sees muslims, and then we lump the rest of the indo-aryan's in with them for good measure.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:59 | 5801116 prefan4200
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BACKSTORY ON MARIE HARF INTERVIEW

John Kerry:  Now don't forget, Marie, the message is that we need to kill ISIS and we need to create more jobs.

Marie Harf:  Like, so, sure !  We need to, like, kill some jobs and create ISIS, awesome !

Kerry:  No, that's not quite it.  Can you move your head a little to the left.  Yes, that's good.  Keep doing that thing with your tongue ... errr, no, the message is that we need to kill ISIS and create more jobs.

Harf, lifting head out of Kerry's lap:  I'm doing a job right now!  Hee ! Hee !  Anyway, like, that's what I said, silly!  Kill the jobs, and, like, umm, create ISIS ! 

Kerry: No, it's kill ISIS and create jobs.... Oh my god, don't stop....

Harf:  Oh! Oh! Oh! I get it now, like, I really do !  Give jobs to ISIS and they'll stop killing.  What a super neat idea, Johnny! .... (Harf's head bobs up and down and swirls rapidly at same time.  Busy hands and mouth)

Kerry:  No, I said....  Oh ! Oh !  Aaaawwwgggg !!! (gasms all over Harf's glasses)  Oh, Christ, you're good.....  Say whatever the hell you want.... See you same time tomorrow?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:32 | 5801565 g speed
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gonna watch the vidio again--lol

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:04 | 5801475 Icelandicsaga.....
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Who keeps down voting any mention of Saudi Arabia as a source of jihad worldwide.... whatta you problem boy.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:20 | 5801520 thamnosma
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The ignorant are everywhere.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:36 | 5800739 I am more equal...
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Isn't "Jihadist" arabic for give a dog a blow job?

The hard part is they scratch with the back paws.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:16 | 5801180 Canadian Dirtlump
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this dude is an aspiring european jihadi who tried to blow a cat to get in the club. Poor bastard.

 

http://teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/man-.jpg

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:33 | 5801246 CapnJackDaniel
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Beavis: My bunghole will eat now. . . . You must prepare a feast fit for the almighty bunghole. . . . would you like . a spatula . . . for your bunghole. . . .

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:16 | 5801181 Chupacabra-322
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Well, the Pure Evil Criminal Psychopaths at the CIA are hiring. He / she will fit right in. From Scriptimg False Narratives, Propaganda Films, Arms traing. You name it. Plus job security, that is if they don't kill you first.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:29 | 5801222 nmewn
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"Jobs jobs jobs!"

Just when I think this administration can't get anymore idiotic and out of touch with Joe SixPack they prove me wrong again.

Here we go, ole Joe Biden, leading some conference on "generic extremism" (whatever the fuck that is) talking about Somalis:

"If you ever come to the train station with me, you’ll notice that I have great relationships with them because there’s an awful lot of them driving cabs and are friends of mine. For real. I’m not being solicitous. I’m being serious.”

Lets just leave aside the fact that the braindead Biden is the Vice President and I can say with 100% certitude he has not been taking cabs driven by anyone, anywhere in over half a decade and lets just concentrate on what he said.

Somalis are cab drivers. They must be good at cab driving according to Joe because there are so many of them driving cabs. So by virtue of that, their station in life is to immigrate here and drive people like Joe around in cabs and smile & pander to cheap ass Joe riding "his" heavilly subsidized Amtrak train so he can think they're his friends.

Now ole Joe should have been asked, when is the last time he had his friends over for dinner (on his dime) or invited them to meet some of his other friends at the club.

But no, Joe likes to pander as well, to idiots & sycophants.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:53 | 5801309 SolidSnake961
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What is a better solution Tyler? You are mocking the most logical argument, obviously wasting trillion of dollars on bombs is not going to address the root cause.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:55 | 5801638 Oldwood
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The US and Europe have been allowing them massive immigration for decades. We have educated them, hired them and many own businesses here. Exactly how many do we need to find jobs for before we can feel that we have done enough to justify killing these death crazed ignorant murderous fucks?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:32 | 5800995 Dancing Disraeli
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Don't forget the fellas that were there to "document the event".

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:40 | 5801018 Thirst Mutilator
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FYI ~ Michael Bloomberg will have you know that there's a 95% chance that those dancing event documentators were Male Minorities aged 15-25.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:09 | 5801680 MontgomeryScott
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Bloomberg's correct. Members of 'Mossad' (or, as they like to call themselves, the Israeli State Intelligence Service) are a minority (as far as the population of the world is concerned).

I'm trying to remember the names of the toys that the Isreali 'art students' were selling in the kiosks in the malls across America. One of them was some 'toy helicopter', I think. I shall never forget the still photographs I saw with these 'art students' smiling, holding a lit Bic lighter (with the backdrop of the burning WTC towers). A van with the placard of 'Urban Moving Systems' was involved...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16mjRlS9fRs

"Jobs For Policemen" - A Narrator's Expression:

'I could NEVER get a job beating the shit out of total strangers for no reason in the PRIVATE SECTOR...' exept in Bloombergstein's NYC, perhaps! Bonus money, promotions, and/or paid vacations (suspensions with pay) are guaranteed for the use of deadly force. Ask Giuliani's former police Chief Bernard Kerik about job opportunities opening now... (the ability to find stolen passports within blocks of a 'crime scene' is an added plus)... ACT NOW!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:42 | 5802029 Riprake
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Hey, goose-stepping 9/11 troofer catamite: I just found someone who agrees with your retarded viewpoint!

And remember: the world is flat. Don't let any of those Zionist J00s from the Mossad fool a good Aryan like you into believing the world is round with any of that "science" and "logic" crap of theirs that they push on the rest of the sheeple.

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 00:14 | 5802143 gonetogalt
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The fucking trolls on here now are so thick that the PTB should just shut this fucker down. It was bad enough that the original Tylers were made some offer they couldn't refuse, and the new owners, (probably Rupert Murdoch himself) moved the servers to Switzerland, (ostensibly to keep the evil NSA from shutting down the hedge), and just co-incidentally putting the servers under Euro no-nazi law...

I mean, really, Europe???

Long Live FRANCIS SAWYER.

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 00:28 | 5802188 MontgomeryScott
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"that the PTB should just shut this fucker down"

QUESTION:

TO WHOM ARE YOU REFERRING, in this veiled death and mortality threat?


Thu, 02/19/2015 - 00:23 | 5802145 MontgomeryScott
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GOD. It must be a BITCH trying to re-write history.

I BOW DOWN to your SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE! (BOTH of you in the 'dreaded red-arrow' category re: my comments).

MAX HEDROOM himself must be awarding you ALLOCADES!

WTF is a 'catamite'?

https://dictionary.search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AwrT6VmPYuVUmWIABDknnIlQ...

OH. YOU are calling me a faggot. I GET IT. Not only THAT, but you are claiming that I am a FAGGOT BITCH-BOY.

SERIOUSLY?

Yup, I suppose I should be used to this bullshit attack by now.

FUCK YOU TO HELL.

Is THAT a good enough 'retort' for your purile mind, you slut of the Devil himself?

 

'A. Lunatic' would be PROUD of your voting and post (as your superior and leader). Extra kibbles in your 'Kibbles and Bits'! May the Moochelle 'school lunch progrom' give you the nutrition that keeps you 'empowered' to post bullshit non-sequitor comments! AMEN, FOREVER and EVER!

 

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:13 | 5801352 sonoftx
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Dstern. The first question I think of is "Why now?" I have no idea but maybe pressure on the Saudi's to ensure they don't get too cozy with Russia or China? No clue. Graham and Cornyn are both from Texas but I would not trust either as far as I can spit. Something smells fishy even though I am not in Denmark.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:20 | 5800654 BLOTTO
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Has the MSM shown any pics of an ISIS solider unmasked?

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Home grown radicalized photos of individuals showing faces in X country doesn't count. That pyschop is so they can say, "look, its not only over -->there, but here<-- too."

 

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:42 | 5801040 A Lunatic
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 This very well could be the CIA beheading all of the passengers from the Malaysia flight that went missing. I'm surprised that Alex Jones hasn't put that together yet.......

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:55 | 5801846 MontgomeryScott
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The way you're talking, YOU know what happened to MH370. https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=missing+malaysia+airlines+jet+foun... Strange, the rest of the world doesn't quite know as much as you.

Ask the eyewitnesses and first responders in Ukraine that first recovered the dead bodies from the OTHER MH flight; as far as what happened to the MH370 people. FRANKLY, I'm still wondering how the INTACT passports of three of the hijackers of 9/11 were found (one several blocks from the WTC complex, and TWO in the ditch in Shanksville, PA.), even though none of the 'black boxes' were found from those two flights [and the plane in Shanksville simply vaporized, and was 'swallowed by the earth' totally within the confines of an old scar from strip-mining tailings evident in GoogleEarth maps of the area circa 1997] as well).

I'm not quite telling you to go 'FUCK YOURSELF' with your idiotic and misleading disassociative statement/post, but I'm CLOSE.

 

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 00:48 | 5802229 MontgomeryScott
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/s

I publicly apologize if I have offended the Sacred Elders of The Protocals (Of Official Story of The G.W.O.T.).

As Z.H. is a 'social media' site, my red arrow scores are putting me in to a place of 'time-outs' (like 'official warnings', and 'permanent records' do within the REAL world).

I'll do my best to study charts in the micro-economic world; and NOT see the macro-ecenomic implications, Tyler. Please, let me become a debt-slave once again! those fat Vicky Jewland's cheeks pressed against my neo-fascist face... like a door to heaven itself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL_GShyGv3o

/s OFF.

 

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:36 | 5801787 MontgomeryScott
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NO, but in some photograhs, blue eyes are clearly visible.

Can't have any white skin or blonde or brown hair showing, though (these orders came directly from 'Songbird' the McManchurian). ALSO; if pics of these 'masked men' include any M-16 rifles, please scrub them from the Internets as soon as possible. This should be easy, as they are simply a 'series of tubes' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aFmib9NUoY . Call the 'Plumbers' https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMXlP2Gw__47-qmXFEntrzA  over in Bumblebeehive (Utah) https://nsa.gov1.info/utah-data-center/ for any required asistance. Should the 300 million 'cyberattacks' find the line busy, direct communication with Langley or Haifa should be established.

Thank you for your interest, Blotto. I'll forward this to Bibi (he's interested in the situation as well).

     Jay Carney, former White House Press Secretary (AND, NO, that kisssing thing between me and Barry DOESN'T mean that I'm a goy/fegelah/homo. He was simply expressing his appreciation in a 'manly' way for all my 'services' over the years. I really HATED to leave him. He's a real 'man's man'.)

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:28 | 5800709 SethDealer
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if payroll taxes dont get'em then global warming will

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:44 | 5800778 MichiganMilitiaMan
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Will ISIS be expected to sign up for Obama Care?  That will be the only benefit:  they will either die waiting in line to see a provder, or their case will be sent to a death panel for review.

Actually, once ISIS reaches America, much of what we worry about today will no longer be a concern!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:20 | 5800951 booboo
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Pay attention, they are already in the "Amarca" tucked away in CIA safe houses waiting for their orders to go. If you hang out at a mall long enough you will be able to ply your milita training to thwart their attack. But since you are already on the government watch list you efforts will be labled "terrorist on terrorist" violence.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:08 | 5801482 MichiganMilitiaMan
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I would get out more but the nightly Blackhawk helicopter fly over keeps me hunkered down in my basement.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:40 | 5801026 Miffed Microbio...
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Unfortunately ISIS is not discerning when it comes to head chopping or I may be more supportive. If ISIS comes here I doubt the great purging will happen as I would fantasize. Just a few innocent victims in the wrong place at the wrong time and an idiot President showering empty platitudes on how this country somehow deserved it.

Miffed

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:12 | 5801162 Joe Sichs Pach
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The minute a group of these guys coalesce stateside and behead some folks in a Starbucks is when some upstanding, concealed-carrying citizens will act.  If we, collectively, don't stand up as one or for those citizens and do something then we deserve everything last thing we get up to the point the knife touches our collective throats.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:33 | 5801243 Thirst Mutilator
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The people with COEXIST bumper stickers ought to be low hanging fruit.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:12 | 5801925 MontgomeryScott
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/s

With TEARS in my eyes:

"WHY can't we just ALL GET ALONG?"

COREXIT 9500 and 9527A has saved literally HUNDERDS OF BILLIONS of dollars, which were re-invested in beleagured war-torn economic regions around the WORLD, giving third-world inhabitants opportunities to run their 'abilities up the flagpole', and get CENTRAL BANK ACCOUNTS by WORKING for B.P.! WHY do you continuously want to BAN this chemical which our own scientists tell us are able to be eaten for dinner?

(OOPS. You said 'COEXIST', not 'COREXIT'. MY bad. NATURALLY, anyone who joins the New World Unified religious/sexual revolution should be within the new 'protected class'. I'm SURE that the unelected E.U./U.N. bureaucrats will probably pass a dictum that forbids I.S.I.S. from hurting any person who says that Allah and Jesus are brothers, or is a homo/metrosexual.)

/s off

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:25 | 5801970 Meta_Consciousness
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Moore, Oklahoma.

 

He only shot once and created his biggest regret in life, despite stopping the second beheading.

 

Look it up.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:46 | 5801063 Mr Pink
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Next month Obozo will announce a 500 billion dollar taxpayer funded ISIS job creation bill

It will start with the construction of an Oscar Meyer bacon plant in Syria

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:50 | 5801624 g speed
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Absolutly correct---the key word in Harps harangue was governance--in "they don't have enough governance over there" to create jobs-- -these politiclal hacks are beyond outer limits.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:24 | 5801965 MontgomeryScott
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@ Mr. Pink:

Next month Obozo will announce a 500 billion dollar taxpayer funded ISIS job creation bill

It will start with the construction of an Oscar Meyer bacon plant in Syria

Cannigula's plans have run into an issue; as the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was involved in a simple traffic accident, back in the CONUS:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-crash-giant-hot-dog...

He immediately cancelled the last nine holes of his golf game, and called for a heavy-lift Sikorsky helicopter to ferry the wounded and injured Wienermobile to a secure location at Edwards AFB; where it will be loaded into a C130. Repairs will take place on the Transatlantic flight. The estimated cost overrun on this will probably only be 526 billion dollars (due to the fact that everyone who built this one-off vehicle are all either dead from old age, or don't give a shit anymore due to medications and Alzheimer's, and parts are going to have to be fabricated in China. Due to the 'West Coast Port Slowdown', the cost will be enormous).

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:40 | 5800759 zvzzt
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Well formulated. I have only one critizism: it's not only the US people how need to know the truth. The rest of the world is sucked along with all the bollocks as well. Somehow we got dragged along in this war against who-ever /what-ever and are not liking it one bit. 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:04 | 5801120 Took Red Pill
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duplicate

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:03 | 5801128 Took Red Pill
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who knows if the real truth is in those pages. We all already know the real truth, don't we?

http://www.911truth.org/cnn-online-poll-89-believe-theres-been-a-911-cov...

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:50 | 5800818 Milestones
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Need t least one mre zero on your estimates.          MIlesto

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:52 | 5800828 Milestones
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Need a least one more zero on all your estimates.               MIlestones

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:17 | 5801183 ChacoFunFact
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Building 7.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 22:31 | 5801773 Nobody For President
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Bread, I can't believe 4 people (or whatever) downvoted you. These are reasonable questions - how dare those fucks 'classify' some of that report that we the peopole paid for? (Yeah, I still pay [lots] of taxes - sorry ZH'ers.)

As far as 'Jobs for Jihadists' - the fucking State Department has it's head so far up it's ass it needs a Care package to eat breakfast. This is a Holy War for these crazy fucks, and the State Department does not get it? Who the hell has been our Sec. or State lately.

 

Oh, wait. Fuck......

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:06 | 5800612 DetectiveStern
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They've already got cushy government jobs. The CIA pays them.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:06 | 5800613 Joebloinvestor
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Give them a job cleaning active volcanoes.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:07 | 5800618 HonkyShogun
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Great. More fucking H1b's because why would Americans need jobs?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:10 | 5800630 cossack55
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Most amerikans would not know how to behead a chicken.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:15 | 5800659 HonkyShogun
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First, you have to choke it right?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:54 | 5801100 Deathstar
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All the generation EX, WHY, and Why bother... they only know how to Twerk and Jerk now. I see it every weekend without fail. Less than 2% of them are awake and haven't been infected by the jew mind virus called "Political Correctness".

When the SHTF, i'm going to sit back with some popcorn and laugh.

The closest analogy would be like dropping a nuke near the sheltered sheep of the enclosed city in the movie Loguns Run.

Fun Factoid...
Did you know "Political Correctness" was concocted by a jew by the name of carl marx?
The purpose?
To coverup (make unpopular) uncomfortable truths about the communist jews (originally). Now PC is used by the zionist jews to divide and conquer this republic and throw it into total disarray.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:59 | 5802095 Riprake
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Did you know Karl Marx was an Englishman? Are you aware that you can't spell? And did you know that the way to tell when one of the Commie statist sodomites with his tongue lodged firmly up Hussein's bung is on here is when he starts make wild accusations against Israel and everyone Jewish the way you did just now?

So, Commierat goose-stepper, are you aware that when you get to Hell, Hitler and Stalin's feces are going to taste even worse on your tongue than Hussein's does right now? How many other rectums in the goose-stepping anti-Semite party have you been sucking lately? Hitlery Clitongue's? John "Hari" Kerry's? Michael "Jabba" Moore's? Nazi Piglosi's?

You worthless plagiarist; not only are you talking out the back door, but it's not even your own back door!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:11 | 5800639 HowdyDoody
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<--- Crisis actors
<--- Evil villains in Hollywood films

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:12 | 5800641 ZerOhead
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Being a jihadist IS their job.

Strangely enough a major funding source of these jihadi jobs is... wait for it... The United States!

 

The Express Tribune, an affiliate of the New York Times, recently reported in an article titled, “Startling revelations: IS operative confesses to getting funds via US,” that another “coincidence” appears to be contributing to the so-called “Islamic State’s” (ISIS) resilience and vast resources. A recent investigation being conducted by Pakistani security forces involving a captured ISIS fighter has revealed that he and many fighters alongside him, received funds that were routed through the US.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/is-washington-financing-terrorism-islamic-s...

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:51 | 5801076 NotApplicable
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"Meh, what's a few crazed Muslims running around compared to the collapse of the Soviet Union?" -- Brzezinski

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:13 | 5800645 Smegley Wanxalot
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Since ISIS has "nothing to do with islam" is it safe to say that per obama looking for a job is absolutely unislamic now?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:39 | 5801017 winchester
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what if find funny over years is anytime " terrorism islam based" you never ear a fuck about those "reel" islam praticians defending their religion...

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:14 | 5800653 Sages wife
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They have steady jobs. MSM celebrities. Every fucking day. Over and over and over.....

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:17 | 5800669 HonkyShogun
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Yep. Saw today that they were burning musical instruments. The whole fucking thing is so contrived.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:43 | 5800771 hootowl
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Do you really believe they aren't slaughtering Christians, Jews, and other muscums....and burning anybody unfortunate enough to be caught.......and harvesting organs for sale to wealthy oligarchs and banksters everywhere?  Do you really believe its all just a farcical video production?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:46 | 5800790 Bumbu Sauce
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Wait, what?  Isis is out driving around in gifted US military materiel harvesting organs for jews?

lol.  Now that is entertainment!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:52 | 5801089 HonkyShogun
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And it all just happens to always be recorded on Hollywood quality film with evidence of green screens because....?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:07 | 5801141 Took Red Pill
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not to mention they have English & American accents

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:11 | 5801158 HonkyShogun
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Yep. And they came out of nowhere right after Putin blocked attempts by Johnny Kohn to charge into Syria following a weak FF. Plus they had incredible business acumen, crack training and support from someone with deep pockets. Not your average Camel Jockeys to be sure.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:14 | 5801168 Took Red Pill
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Exactly! Not enough support for Syrian invasion so they found another way in

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:22 | 5801207 HonkyShogun
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On the bright side, Soros has another project to fund besides the Ferguson rioters now.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:43 | 5800772 Miss Expectations
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hit piece

Putin was a 'lazy, drunken spy' who 'used to beat his wife' and 'ordered KGB officers to shoot peaceful protesters' according to TV documentary

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2958520/Putin-lazy-drunken-spy-used-beat-wife-ordered-KGB-officers-shoot-peaceful-protesters-according-TV-documentary.html#ixzz3S8SDBApX 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:55 | 5800842 Whalley World
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If Putin was a degenerate we would all be dead.  Luckily he has the self esteem to take the heat from the Western Zionazi's and hold fire.

On the other hand, if Obama was taunting and poking me i would just say "take this mofo" and push the red button

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:56 | 5801105 BigJim
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I heard Vladimir Putin eats babies!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:20 | 5801521 Took Red Pill
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baby fish eggs?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:36 | 5802012 Meta_Consciousness
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Before France invaded Mali, Muslims were destroying the instruments of the highly musical non Muslim people under military occupation.

 

It's a documented rule in sharia. Why do you think the only dirveshes of Sufi Islam are only on the far west side of Africa? They love music and the die hard ones kill them. 

 

The fact there is material support for the war campaign from western and Arabian governments doesn't negate the documented evidence of the impact of sharia.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:15 | 5800657 runswithscissors
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shovel ready jobs weren't so shovel ready

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:29 | 5800714 kchrisc
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"shovel ready jobs weren't so shovel ready"

The ReadyReserve will provide "shovel ready" jobs.

As in, prisoner dug mass graves.

The banksters need to repay us.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:45 | 5801057 Deathstar
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Yes they were, they were shoveling TONS of bullshit that they knew the plebes would swallow.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:21 | 5800689 inevitablecollapse
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k-bar ready jobs

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:41 | 5801029 winchester
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k-bar, becker n°9, until you have to deal with bones, then use N°2. eventually n°3 if you try on fatty

/S

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:30 | 5800691 kchrisc
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He could get a job in Hollywood producing more fake propaganda.

His resume will only state that his current employer is located at 1000 Colonial Farm Road, McLean, Virginia, and to see CNN for "portfolio."

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"With ISIS, I produced 3 fake beheadings, and one fake 'burned in a cage' episode. I was also the key-grip in Paris, and an intern on 9/11."

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:17 | 5801184 Agstacker
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"I was a gaffer for the Sandy Hook Production and also was an extra for the Boston Marathon.  I feel I'm well qualified."

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:30 | 5800716 dexter_morgan
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It's never about jobs, that's just the BS they use to sell their free money debt shit, it's about control. Get people in debt and you control them.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:41 | 5800765 Biggieshort
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They could get jobs making alarm clocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZkStSdlh3c

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:48 | 5800801 2muchtax
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Jobs? The 90s called, they want their economic solutions back.

 

ISIS needs free healthcare and an Obama phone.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:48 | 5800802 herman55
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........I think I'll produce a movie called " American Swiper". It will be about a U.S. State Department that has lost all credibility by aggressively promoting, internally of course, dip shits like that DanaGarvey DNA match they had on MSNBC last night.

.............wtf.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:49 | 5800812 herman55
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On second thought, make that American Wiper..........they have no toilet paper in Syria or Iraq............now, there's a jobs program.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:01 | 5800866 Firewood
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What happened to all those pallet$?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:31 | 5800989 roadhazard
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I have always thought that if we sent those monkeys toilet paper and they didn't have to wipe there ass with their hand they would have a way better attitude.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 17:51 | 5800824 RabbitOne
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Hmmm. So its ISIS versus the ASSES…

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:28 | 5800983 roadhazard
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Those sand monkeys already have a job, killing each other.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:33 | 5800998 Monetas
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Marie Scharf .... State Dept. Spokeshole .... (she probably has a sweet hole) .... thinks US Corporations .... like to kill their customers .... to increase profits .... it's not that big of a stretch .... to transfer that particular socialist brain fart .... to ISIS ?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:39 | 5801015 f16hoser
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I'll give these Camel Humpers a job. They can hold my targets for me. I need to sight-in my .308. No wait, it already is. Shh, don't tell the dumb bastards....

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:41 | 5801037 Max Cynical
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I'm sure taxpayers will be happy to buy Ms Harf a one-way ticket to Raqqa so that she may be the keynote speaker at the first ISIS job fair...

#JihadiJobs

@StateDept winning the hearts and minds of radical islam one hashtag at a time

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:43 | 5801048 SubjectivObject
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They'd fit right in with any Houston based oil and gas engineering company human resources department right about now.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:44 | 5801052 blindman
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there is no business li(k)e show business. ....

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:47 | 5801059 Hannibal
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"we can't beat ISIS by killing them" they need jobs...


Oh really!....well go ahead try converting ISIS/CIA murdering m'f'''''rs to take an $8hr job at McDon.

Fucking morons!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:52 | 5801085 NotApplicable
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I think they have issues with the menu, as well.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:54 | 5801098 Zymurguy
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IS, like many terr'ist organizations have millions at their disposal.  Heck, Obama jumpstarted ISIS financially years ago, that's why he won't refer to them as so... he calls the group ISIL.  Also will allow him to manipulate any interpretation of the war powers granted to him by congress if he can use the Levant term.  He knows language, he knows how to pre-position terminology and parse terms to get his way in the long run.  The sooner we can get him out of office the better... impeach!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:51 | 5801079 Zymurguy
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Obama:  "I want to fundamentally change the United States"

He is a terrorist, one of the best, actually.  Manipulative, insensitive, ideological and a mastermind at utilizing the laws, customs and morals of an enemy against itself in order to force change.  His very image, attitude and actions are vile and disgusting to anyone with a shred of morality left in them.  He surrounds himself with other evil dieties - the groping VP, criminal tax evaders, corrupt law enforcement, politically bent judges and other sadistic statists.

At the very least the public in the United States should be able to have a vote of no confidence to oust this criminal from power.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 18:57 | 5801111 Monetas
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Haven't posted this in a while:  www.dreamsfrommyrealfather.com  Excellent film by Jelo Gilbert ! See Obama's mom naked !

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:37 | 5801407 Buster Cherry
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Before I get suckered in, is she worth it?

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 11:50 | 5803572 Monetas
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I see my link was blocked .... oh, yeah .... she's worth it .... foxy little skank .... much, much better than Michele !

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:14 | 5801171 e_goldstein
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ISIS pays in gold, Marie.

What exactly are you offering again?

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:29 | 5801223 vegas
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Maria Barf lecturing the low-information rubes in Amerika; a chick who is "credentialed", but in the fmaous words of one Gordon Gecko, "wouldn't know the difference between livestock and preferred stock". After this, it can't be a shock to anybody why the U.S. is in trouble.

 

www.traderzoo.mobi

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:30 | 5801226 walküre
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Marie Harf is former CIA chief propaganda distributor. She now works for the State Department in the exact same capacity. People are still talking about her propaganda is testimony that it works every time they try it.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:31 | 5801229 numapepi
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They will eventually defeat themselves... just like the NAZIS.

http://incapp.org/blog/?p=2351

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:31 | 5801235 I Write Code
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ISIS is great for employment, cut off the head, add to job openings!  Ssh, don't tell the Fed.

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 13:55 | 5801290 Heavy
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saw this is on fox too

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 19:57 | 5801317 mcsean2163
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D

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:02 | 5801330 RyeWhiskey
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Who is isis?

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:25 | 5801383 caribbeanbarry
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It depends on what the meaning of is is.....

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:03 | 5801331 The Old Man
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I got a job for them!

 

CATCHING BULLETS!

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:17 | 5801359 Sanity Bear
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Now we know what the official alibi will be when the proof finally comes out that ISIS is on Dept. of State's payroll.

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 02:40 | 5801385 SparticusUK
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Fact - even those that the media insists on refering to as the 'moderates' do not accept :

 

Free speech

Sexual equality

Homosexuality

Religeous feedom of expression

 

Show outrage at a fellow 'lamic' being burned alive?

Nah.. its dem cartoons guy..dey make uz maaaad -

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9607763/Muslims-protest-age-of-mockery-a...

As a Brit - that rally shamed me... for real? cartoons? Thats what you'll get off your arses and sound off about..?

Attrocity heaped upon barbarity... but no.. Tom & Jerry stuff.. thats top of your list...????.. you think??..........pfft.

 

From the article:

One of the speakers, Sheikh Faiz Al-Aqtab Siddiqui, told The Daily Telegraph: "Terrorism is not just people who kill human bodies, but who kill human feelings as well. The makers of this film have terrorised 1.6 billion people.

Nope.. Its those people running round kidnapping schoolgirls, killing journalists and aid workers you idiot.. 'Dems terrorists innit?'

 

EU leaders belitte the issue as they continue the failed policy of apeasement -

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/16/leaders-criticise-netanyahu...

 

There can be no discusssion of tolerance with the intolerant

 

Islam - your move

 

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:34 | 5801403 Buster Cherry
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Never understood why thoses ISIS dudes chose black as the team color. You know they gotta be sweating their asses off.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:40 | 5802028 Meta_Consciousness
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Arabic moon rock god's natural lube. You found out their secret.

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 20:41 | 5801417 Goldilocks
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Warning: Graphic Content
Islamic Sexuality A Survey Of Evil (Ann Barnhardt)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms9NrdiJHRA (59:28)

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:20 | 5801517 Berspankme
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Kenyan assclown

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 21:52 | 5801616 indaknow
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Thought they were being paid for being isis ? isn't that what we recruited and paid for?

Please..someone tell me we didnt recruit these guys to get them jobs at mcdonalds

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:13 | 5801926 are we there yet
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Some moderate Muslems want to moderately chop off your head or moderately burn you alive.

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 01:30 | 5802295 dsty
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U R

soo instensitive

u shall be shamed on good morning america

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:45 | 5802045 Meta_Consciousness
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If they need jobs to cure their terrorism, are our welfare recipients ( wall street) being called terrorists by the state department?

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 03:10 | 5802379 Jack Daniels Esq
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Ship black Pee Wee Herman to Kenya

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 03:57 | 5802428 SmittyinLA
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US military is hiring Muslim aliens (Bush policy again) no seriously they are America's fastest growing minority community. 

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