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Euro Soars After Greek Official Says Eurogroup Reaches Accord, Denied 8 Minutes Later, Then Reconfirmed

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Update: according to Capital.gr, the preliminary agreement covers the following points:

  • 4 not 6-month extension
  • no completion of current program
  • no new austerity measures
  • no unilateral actions

That said, according to the FT, there are still many details left to be decided despite the Greek agreement in the pre-meeting negotitations. To be sure, this wouldn't be the first time all parties had agreed on a draft, only for that draft to be replaced in the last minute.

* * *

Just minutes after convening - following a few hours of backroom shuttle diplomacy, Bloomberg reports:

  • 1235ET GREEK OFFICIAL SAYS IT APPEARS EUROGROUP HAS REACHED AN ACCORD
  • 1243ET GREEK GOVT SPOKESMAN SAYS NOT INFORMED OF ANY EUROGROUP DEAL

US equity and EURUSD markets are exuberant... We wonder how much mutiny Tsipras will face back at home...

 

The initial exuberance is fading fast...

 

The moment the news boke:

 

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And then, after the accord was denied, the denial was subsequently denied by this: 

Good luck trading.

 

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Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:39 | 5808416 LetThemEatRand
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I think it's called a reach around.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:41 | 5808424 Bullionaire
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Gold to $900 in 5 minutes.

Because, yeah.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:42 | 5808429 THX 1178
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pump n dump

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:44 | 5808436 kliguy38
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"Greek Official" 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:48 | 5808459 Aaaarghh
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I am soooooooo sick of all this.....I hope they all DIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Ive not felt this mucked about since i was a jilted teen!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:48 | 5808471 MarketAnarchist
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That was Goldman Sachs 'leaking' a story to let them liquidate their EURO positions at higher prices.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:11 | 5808519 maskone909
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the artificial reality they are trying to create must go on.  it really doesnt matter what the greeks say, it just matters how the algo's interpret the manufactured headlines

edit

its like the spoiled child covering his ears screaming, "i cant hear you, i cant hear you!!" only the child has nuclear weapons and armies at his disposal. oh, and paul krugman.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:15 | 5808573 Anusocracy
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Grexcrement.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:20 | 5808591 Manthong
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No finer Kabuki has ever been played.

kabuki can be interpreted as "avant-garde" or "bizarre" theatre 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:27 | 5808619 flacon
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Here we go... silver about to get smackeroonied again. Typical. All news and any news is always bearish for silver. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:31 | 5808642 waterwitch
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That was Goldman Sachs 'leaking' a story...

Probably an algo leaking the story.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:51 | 5808727 SoilMyselfRotten
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Anyone else feel like vomiting?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:28 | 5808895 cnmcdee
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WE HAVE A DEAL!

WE DON'T HAVE A DEAL.. :(

..

WE HAVE A DEAL!

WE DON'T HAVE A DEAL.. :(

WE HAVE A DEAL!

WE DON'T HAVE A DEAL.. :(

WE HAVE A DEAL!

WE DON'T HAVE A DEAL.. :(

WE HAVE A DEAL!

WE DON'T HAVE A DEAL.. :(

WE HAVE A DEAL!

WE DON'T HAVE A DEAL.. :(

WE HAVE A DEAL!

WE DON'T HAVE A DEAL.. :(

is this like the 5000th episode of the price is right?
Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:20 | 5808592 NoDebt
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They reached an accord on what?  The 6 month financing agreement?  The whole bailout package deal continuing unabated?  

I suspect there is less here than meets the eye.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:42 | 5808686 chubbyjjfong
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Can the Greek FinMins hold out for the people? Have they the balls or will the International Banking Cartel Bribery Division get to them first?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:01 | 5808517 Sam Clemons
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The losses on rumor denial never seem to fully retrace the gains of the rumor.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:25 | 5808612 flacon
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And therein lies the rub. I swapped a SPY put for a SPY call today, but honestly this is sheer madness. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:47 | 5808461 Headbanger
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From fucking Bloomberg no less..

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:47 | 5808463 ThirdWorldDude
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It's all greek to the algos.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:58 | 5808508 edotabin
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They're all clowns to me. Enjoy the show.  That's what it is.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:27 | 5808621 Nussi34
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100% Greek Officials in Greece. They want more state employees and did not manage to hire new ones. Everyone was already a state employee!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:43 | 5808433 Zero_Head (not verified)
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Gold was down, now it's up

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:54 | 5808499 Zero_Head (not verified)
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back down, silver down a penny....I was hoping to pick up a Monster Box today

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:58 | 5808509 SoilMyselfRotten
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You just saved $5.00, wooohooo, buy 2

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:53 | 5808496 Squid Viscous
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Naz is going to 5000 so all the CNBS whores can jizz/queef in their pants, "might as well enjoy the ride"

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:47 | 5808460 junction
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Who will be the first to repeat the cliche "the devil is in the details."  This agreement will almost certainly contain several "kick the can down the road" provisions that will have to be dealt with at a later date. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:33 | 5808650 NotApplicable
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I eagerly await clarification of "no unilateral actions."

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:35 | 5808665 Anasteus
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I even more eagerly await clarification of 'no completion of current program'.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:32 | 5808645 Ghostdog
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Anyone have a can I can kick, the elitists seem to have taken all of them.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:32 | 5808648 Ghostdog
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Anyone have a can I can kick, the elitists seem to have taken all of them.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:49 | 5808718 Hayabusa
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There was and is not any question Greece will stay in the Euro.  The NWO wants a 1-world economy, government, etc., and the best way to gain cooperation worldwide is economically... everyone will stay in the pretend and extend paradigm because they prefer it to the alternative (reality and hardship).  Everyone has to be on a level playing field (i.e., broke) then they will not cry, or rebel when the new system is put into place via the "RESET" button being pushed/activated.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:40 | 5808418 FreeMoney
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Not until this is confirmed by Germany will it be for real...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:41 | 5808421 swass
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Right.  And if so, who folded?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:37 | 5808674 Whalley World
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You mean, who bent over?  Take a guess.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:44 | 5808437 101 years and c...
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who cares if there is any confirmation?  the algos got the buy signal.  the refutal is never a sell signal.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:45 | 5808446 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yep, rumors and rumors of rumors doesn't make reality, except, of course, in the markets where reality doesn't exist.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:40 | 5808420 aliki
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building

a

bigger

(debt)

bomb

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:41 | 5808423 Winston Churchill
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Finally they offered a big enough bribe.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:46 | 5808451 KnuckleDragger-X
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Or a big enough threat....

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:55 | 5808503 Winston Churchill
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Bribes work better than threats on Greeks from my experience.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:02 | 5808521 Two dogs
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Wouldn't be surprised to find that Varoufakis has some nice consultancy jobs lined up as a consequence.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:24 | 5808611 Winston Churchill
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Sadly, most humans have a price tag on their integrity.

With politicos, its very low and cheap.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:32 | 5808643 Two dogs
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Come on now, let's not rush to judgement here.  After all we don't know just how much the deal is worth to him. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:37 | 5808673 Winston Churchill
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Per diem or per serf ?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:50 | 5808722 Tall Tom
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You nailed it. They will sell their own mother to get some Yellen Bucks.

 

(That is where it will be found to originate after the hoopla dies down...a swap here...and child sacrifices overthere...)

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 16:13 | 5809086 Two dogs
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Can't imagine he'll be on a daily rate. Once he's pulled this off he'll never need to work another day in his life.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:00 | 5808770 El Vaquero
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Every human has a price.  It's not always measured in the currency of the day, but none the less, every person has a price. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:41 | 5808425 hwwesq3
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I like the word "appears."  It gives me such CON-fidence.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:42 | 5808426 pods
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Greece should take whatever national money they have left and simply play the markets with them while making the markets.

Then they can use their winnings to pay off all their debts.

#Winning

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:33 | 5808652 NoWayJose
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Don't bet that other countris and companies are not playing the same game.  The Swiss National Bank could have loaded up before their move and used that to off-set their losses in supporting the Euro.  And don't bet that the Saudis did not load up on low oil bets too.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:42 | 5808427 Ness.
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Opa!!  We're green across the board.  Well played boyz, well played.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:42 | 5808428 HonkyShogun
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Great, another cease fire.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:43 | 5808432 f16hoser
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Told you Tsipras was an Empty Suit who will eventually cave in. To the Greek people, grab your pitch forks....

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:36 | 5808668 NotApplicable
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Exactly which "cave-in" would that be?

From what I see, this is just the next big nothingburger. Which merely means there's four more months of sheeple conditioning on deck.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:43 | 5808434 FreeShitter
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It's Friday.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:57 | 5808506 Bilderberg Member
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The markets close in 3 hours, they're cutting this thing real close.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:44 | 5808439 IridiumRebel
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Bloomberg. It's horseshit.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:44 | 5808440 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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Bullish fuckers, total tits-out bullilsh!  MOAR

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:45 | 5808443 NDXTrader
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Must be a denial because we just gave it back up. Trying to scare the shit out of the shorts which suggests no deal at the end of the day to me

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:10 | 5808444 skbull44
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Denial of denial of agreement in 5...4...3...

http://olduvai.ca

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:45 | 5808445 Sizzurp
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Achtung baby !!!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:45 | 5808449 Kaiser Sousa
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im watching "GoonBerg"....

and they aint said shit about this...

yeah...sure.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:47 | 5808452 ThroxxOfVron
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Dis-info-pump™ or DIP™.

Disinfopump or DIP is my new term for blatantly lying via mass media to sell securities or fx crosses at a premium.  

DIP is a form of corporate propaganda with a very short life span.

It is using disinformation, information contracry to fact: essentially lies, to profit in the very short term by using false market signals to pump up the price of a security or fx cross before accurate information can be discovered and prices accordingly re-adjusted to account for the accurate information. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:47 | 5808467 IridiumRebel
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I like it

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:51 | 5808488 ThroxxOfVron
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ALREADY DENIED.

In the few minutes that the false market signals -LIES- were present: prices for a range of securities and FX crosses were effectively manipulated resulting in sales ( and commissions ) at prices an honestly informed market would likely not have transacted at.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:01 | 5808515 brooklynlou
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It's amazing how the entire market wants this so much ...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:11 | 5808553 ThroxxOfVron
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TPTB are facing a rebellion.

Foremer agreements tend to be neglected, rejected, annulled, and ignored when a revolution sweeps away existing power structures.

A lot of debt is about to be defaulted.  

Creditors are gonna realize losses.  

CDS issuers are gonna either have to pay out on CDS contracts or let everyone know that they are frauds that do not actually have funds to pay out with ala AIG.

Counterparty risk writ large.

...& that means that politicians are gonna have to play the bail-out/bail-in game again with pissed off oppressed populaces that don't trust them or the institutions that will require bailing/recapitalization in the first place.

It's just about pitchfork and lamp-post time and TPTB know it.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:17 | 5808582 TeethVillage88s
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Plan D is sitting in Shape, Belgium, for NATO to Annex Greece, Seize the Banks, and for the Troika to run the Banks from Receivership.

- Come on, NATO is nuts, Trained, Outfitted, and ready to rock and roll

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:47 | 5808465 czarangelus
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I was going to post "This will be denied 10 minutes later" in jest, but decided to see how it played out. You can't even satirize these people.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:48 | 5808474 monopoly
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So this is how you watch a "Greek Tragedy". What a farce this all is. Why do I feel there are no adults left in the room. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:49 | 5808482 farmboy
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Bonds are rallying make your pick:)

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:49 | 5808485 bugsmashers
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The Greeks could pay off their entire debt with just a few leveraged trades.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:52 | 5808491 disabledvet
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I stand by my recommendation to hang sign on wall that reads "gone fishing."

 

"If you want me to sign something I'll be on boat in the Aegean.

Thank you, have a nice day."

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:54 | 5808501 morning
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they should quit trying to bend the deal. there is no deal.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:00 | 5808513 walküre
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If talks fail and GREXIT happens, the announcement will come at 401pm EST

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:07 | 5808524 i2choose
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The Greeks just need to stand their ground, they are toast in any outcome.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:10 | 5808525 i2choose
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What's to stop the Greek CB just doing a Ctl P and physically print notes flat out?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:04 | 5808526 i2choose
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So, Germany want the Greeks out of the EZ/EU, what is the legal position on 'ejecting' a member state? I thought the treaties locked member states in for all time. It is hard enough for a state to get out of the deadly embrace, let alone be thrown out if it does not want to go. So who is bluffing who? But, when did the EU worry about treaties and the law, when they get in the way. The EU gets less democratic over time.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:06 | 5808535 Two dogs
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Easy on the save button there!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:08 | 5808543 Rip van Wrinkle
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There is no mechanism for kicking Greece out.. or for Greece to walk. That was made very plain at outset of this disaster. And is often discussed in the UK.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:23 | 5808605 walküre
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In other words, when ONE walks they ALL walk? SWEET!

Fuck the ECB, fuck Brussels and fuck Strasbourg and the rest of the Eurocrats!

Fuck the EURO!

Back to Deutschmarks!!!!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:24 | 5808610 optimator
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Legal agreements have a limit of 99 years.  There is one exception, and that is the FED mandate which was changed by the Congress in 1927 to give the FED mandate "In Perpetuity".  Only Congress can change that.  That's why there was no FED mandate renewal mentioned in 2014.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:06 | 5808536 orangegeek
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PIIGS minus Greece are watching this closely.

 

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:06 | 5808537 Bastiat
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By the time this is over those assholes and their banks will have recovered all their loses trading these bullshit "news" releases and rumors.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:07 | 5808539 The worst trader
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If it's the ALGO's reading the news where do they get all that money move the market so abruptly and endlessly?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:12 | 5808558 TeethVillage88s
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William Banzai7;

I just got this image of Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

- Parlay
- An Accord
- Aye, what are the rules for a Parlay?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:13 | 5808559 Soul Glow
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Imagine getting a call from the GS trading desk to announce a deal when there is no deal at hand.  GS has their politicians lying daily so they can dump bad positions.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:13 | 5808564 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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wonder what the magic stop loss on CL is?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:13 | 5808566 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:22 | 5808599 RealityCheque
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See you all back here in what, 12 weeks?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:24 | 5808608 SmittyinLA
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This is as predictable as a drunk sailer wandering through TJ's Zona Roja with a $100 in his pocket

Socialist politicians are a tool of the bankers, they get paid on debt commissions not solvency, their job is to steal on "behalf of the people".......for the banks till there's nothing left to steal then bring in cheaper tenants

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:28 | 5808625 f16hoser
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Another way to look at this: this is Good News Friday. Wait until Sunday night or early Monday morning when all is denied and Greece crawls into bed with Russia. (which they should have done). Best not to sit in equities this weekend. Monday could be a Mother Fucker at the open...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:28 | 5808626 NoWayJose
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Wouldn't be surprised at a 4 month extension -- Greece only has a couple billion due before July -- but July has a much higher amount that they need to come up with.  The EU is keeping that as pressure on the Greeks.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:29 | 5808629 yogibear
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Endless QE/printing. Of course Greece would not be allowed to fail.

Too many outstanding derivatives yet. It's not about Greece and it's people, it's about the banks.

The Greek people can go to hell as long as the banks survive. It's what it's all about.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:30 | 5808635 wmbz
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To the citizens of Greece... enjoy your continued fudge packing!

Banksters Inc. always get their way, no matter who you vote for! The politicians that go against them always wake up dead!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:30 | 5808638 Tsar Pointless
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So the S&P should be at - what? - 2500 by July then?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:31 | 5808641 Joebloinvestor
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Greeks to have a celebratory riot.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:32 | 5808644 Peconic Bay
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It sounds like the can has been kicked further down the road once again.  Nothing has changed. Nothing is resolved.  We live in a consequence-free world.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:35 | 5808663 khakuda
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Yup, until everyone is completely complacent and supremely confident that nothing bad can ever happen.  Then will come a day that is different.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:36 | 5808666 NoWayJose
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Four months is enough time for Goldman's hit squad to influence enough Greek legislators to switch their support and force a new government. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:33 | 5808653 khakuda
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Perfect.  Now we can rally to new highs for 4 months, create another crisis to have a horrifying 2% correction, then solve it again to get the next 10% up.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:34 | 5808654 peaceful
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4 months means they will not enjoy the summer season

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:34 | 5808655 peaceful
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4 months means they will not enjoy the summer season

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:38 | 5808675 gcjohns1971
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This will not last.

The whole system is unworkable.

Too much of the Eurozone is committed, deeply and wholly committed, to the idea that they are owed free stuff.

The Germans think that they are entitled interest on loans, but want a monetary system that provides no source of new money to provide the interest.

The Greeks, Italians, Spain, Portugal...and to a large degree France... believe that something-for-nothing is sustainable economics if only they have a printing press (which just shuffles wealth from those lacking influence to those who have it).

The truth, that none of them want to accept is this:

Nothing is free.  The only constructive trade is one where both parties give up trade something they want less in exchange for something they want more.

All sides are trying to pay lip service to constructive trade while seeking mechanisms to welch on the deal.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:40 | 5808683 yogibear
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The banksters will be seizing savings accounts before they'll take any loses on Greek derivatives. They write the laws and get them passed.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:44 | 5808705 Joe A
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According to BI (ok, ok, it is BI, I know) Greek minfin and Dijselbloem almost came to a physical fight and now German minfin does not want to talk to Greek minfin.

http://www.businessinsider.com/report-german-and-greek-finance-ministers...

One big happy family in Europe.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:51 | 5808715 khakuda
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Why the market is "surprised" by the news shows how messed up and non existent it is.

Since Lehman, EVERYONE has been bailed out without fail.  If you are a politician/central bankers and have figured out you can print money without near term consequence to bail it out, of course you would.  The consequences are likley on the next guy's watch anyway.

At some point, the negative consequences of not resolving anything, but rather printing up some more funds to PREVENT resolving anything will become obvious.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:56 | 5808748 Statetheist
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At some point.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:53 | 5808734 JenkinsLane
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[Photo of Chamberlain holding up the white piece of paper.]

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 14:58 | 5808761 yogibear
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It's unlimited QE from here on to monetize debt.

Infinite round-robin QE and monetizing of debt.

USA->Japan->Europe -->|
^ |
L____________________|

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:00 | 5808771 Longduckydong
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S&P ripping = i've never been wealthier

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:01 | 5808776 db51
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Why don't we all just fold up our tents and go home with our tail between our legs.  WE WILL NEVER SEE JUSTICE DONE FOR THIS HORSESHIT....NEVER.   FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:03 | 5808791 Fiscal.Enema
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There's nooo business like shooow business... 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:08 | 5808799 andrewp111
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4 months will give the Greek people time to withdraw all their deposits, and give Greece time to print up New Drachmas and prepare properly for Grexit.

It also gives The Germans time to prepare a plan for full fiscal and political union.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:09 | 5808806 q99x2
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Guess this means Greece isn't going to default.

Hey the Coinbase Bitcoin exchange is pretty nice. Only a 48 cent spread on Buys and Sells.

I was so poor, before a lucky Bitcoin break in the past, that the spreads usually ate up all my profits. YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa I'm back in business. Just made $5 Think I buy a Red Bull.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:08 | 5808807 falconflight
Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:13 | 5808829 ANestIOS
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even ZH reports this as "bailout extension" !!! 

seems though that greeks got what theynegotiated for: current bailout agreement is over, a 4 (or 6) month period to renegotiate terms with creditors (more likely with ECB to pay their creditors)

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:16 | 5808843 cn13
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Greece will not be allowed to leave the EU without a fight.

 

And I mean a tanks in the street fight if it comes down to that.  Never underestimate the power of the banksters in retaining power.

 

They will use any and all means possible to keep the EU intact and the derivatives bomb from exploding.

 

The drama around the eventual bailout for Greece is merely politicians pretending to play to their political base when the only thing that truly matters is the will of the banksters.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:27 | 5808887 falconflight
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Greece does not want to leave the EU.  Her newest, freshest stale bread leadership is simply trying to find a way to continue debt financing a standard of living that their economy cannot support.  She's little different from any other EU/US/Japan/China economy, she's just visibly closer to flat lining...upon which the Walking Dead population will reanimate.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:22 | 5808877 Charlie M.
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It soundz like ze boyz in Athenz are gonna be running a MOARathon...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:29 | 5808896 Jano
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O.K. I believed, that it will go bang. But this is also a good strategy: Greece and Germany will get it done step by step. Let us have a hot summer.

Greeks cannot and will not pay it anyhow.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 15:46 | 5808972 falak pema
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If you owe the banks 330 billion you get FOUR MOAR MONTHS...without selling your soul.

Hahaha, Mutti came to see Hollande this afternoon in Paris before the Fin Min meeting in Brussels and they both said :

Greece needs to STAY in EZ ! So, four more months it is and Schauble can eat his hat and Dieselbloom can cry on his shoulder.

Ain't the Oligarchy game stupid to the point of being cupid.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 16:01 | 5809029 Goldbugger
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More DEBT, nothing changes. Kick the Can! Market rallys to new  high. Let's just all get drunk and forget about it . WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlejsgxOxrU

 

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